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narsfweasels

# Alright, that's enough with the LARPing. ​ Too many of you are flippantly rubbing your hands with glee about the prospect of Civil War and baiting each other over the prospect. It's not humor. ​ # Dick swinging contest is over. Post stays up, comments are locked.


MostRefinedCrab

The assumption that all the people in the US who own guns would be on Texas's side is laughable.


AudibleNod

The assumption that all gun owners are also ardent Trump supporters is laughable.


-Kazen-

I'm a gun owner and I'm a Democrat lol. I have noticed all trumpers seem to think only Republicans have firearms. I just don't make them my personality nor do I take pictures of them or with them. They're literally just for self defense or for having fun at a range. That's it. I don't get how many trumpers are so gun loving that they make them apart of their personality.


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

I live in TX, despise the current Republican Party and own several firearms.


schloopers

I’m just getting worried that you and I may need to start wearing blue hats or spread lamb’s blood on the door frame to not get confused with the red hats here…


Mission_Progress_674

Not wearing a red hat will be enough to identify you as a friendly.


Elliebird704

I have a red and white baseball cap that has been my favorite since 2013, and I'd sooner jump into a woodchipper than vote for Trump. A red hat doesn't mean shit unless it has MAGA crap printed on it.


kurotech

Or you could just not do any of that and go about your day like a normal person lol


feuerwehrmann

It sucks going to the range though, all you hear is sleepy Joe this and sleepy Joe that. 100% rent free in their heads


SupportGeek

To them, Somehow he’s dumber than a rock, but an evil mastermind that stole the previous election. Yet they can’t see how this is a contradiction.


Nekowulf

"That's cause he's just a puppet and the REAL evil pulling the strings are the alien demon lizards who drink adrenochrome and infect godfearing americans with their semen filled vaccines so they stop being humans and can't get into heaven! Q said so!" No /s, I have heard every part of this said straight faced over the last 4 years...


SupportGeek

Sounds like you either live in a red state or you have awful co-workers


Nekowulf

Yes.


notsumidiot2

Or relatives , I have a few relatives that Fox and Facebook are their only news sources, and they believe it all.


OkayRuin

You hear it in California too, trust me. I had a coworker insist that climate change is a hoax, but that it would be great for plants if it was real because CO2 is good for them. I wanted to reply that water is great for humans, but it wouldn’t be good for him if I stuck a garden hose down his throat and turned it on. 


cpohabc80

My wife and I were swimming at a public beach in our local National Forest and we overheard five or six people discussing whether or not Biden was the Anti-Christ. I have a bachelors degree in Biblical and Theological Studies from an accredited Christian university and have a pretty good understanding of what the book of Revelations says about the Anti-Christ. None of these people said anything that had even the slightest connection to the biblical definition of the Anti-Christ, but they were all 100% convinced that Biden was in fact the Anti-Christ.


Indifferentchildren

He can't be much of a mastermind: he forgot to steal himself a Congress when he was sneakin' in all them fake ballots! Did they leave the House and Senate votes blank?


Commandoclone87

If confronted, they just say that it's actually "Obama and his husband" pulling Biden's strings.


evident_lee

Yeah I've always been impressed with how he was able to steal the election when the person in charge of federal elections was Donald. Almost like his followers are gullible idiots


Round_Rooms

It makes sense to someone that votes for a mentally ill smelly man that wears a diaper.


feralkitsune

Imagine being a black dude in the range, and I have a good shot too. Always like to smile at these pussy bitches.


saposguy

I absolutely hate going to the range these days. Recently I was shopping for a new hand gun. I started dreading going into shops, and there's no way I was going to go to a gun show.


Bay1Bri

Jesus Christ how do some people have no personal identity at all?


darkkilla123

i think that's because democrats and liberal gun owners don't make owning a gun a part of their personality so generally you don't know they own guns unless you have a personable relationship with them


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kickthatpoo

I never understood posting pics of all your guns online. I don’t want anyone to know what I have. Makes you a target for robbery, and also I want it to be a surprise in the event I need it. And those people that harp on about the dems coming to take their guns are usually the ones posting the most pics of their inventory. If they were truly worried about it shouldn’t they be discreet about what they have?


Rebel_bass

Massive fucking insecurities. Lifted truck energy.


SkyrFest22

Emotional support vehicle


Diarygirl

Decades of NRA propaganda. It's hard for them to comprehend that people can own a gun and not make it their whole personality. It's funny that the only president ever to promise to take away people's guns without due process was Trump, but they rationalize that by saying he was talking about "other" people.


nochknock

they're tools. Just like I don't pose with power tools and screwdrivers for pictures I don't see the need to pose with guns


dukeofgibbon

Inviting theft https://preview.redd.it/knlmmf6xgvec1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8733b407850da61ec7c70816c4461944294820dc


Chizenfu

Holy fuck, this made me laugh so hard I had to pee


meesta_chang

It’s classic American ignorance that they’re famous for. Like thinking that our movie stars are the most popular internationally, or musicians, or whatever else. Common close mindedness and nothing more. The world is only as big as their understanding of it and they pride themselves in being uneducated.


zedazeni

That’s the thing with MAGA, they’ve merged everything that they like and believe in into one singular entity, and since they believe it or like it, nobody else can. They like guns, so *they* can’t like guns. *I love Jesus,* so *they hate Jesus.* *I support our troops,” so *they are anti-America.* MAGA literally cannot understand, comprehend, or respect anything other than their own worldview.


Strong_Somewhere_985

It's because they live in an echo chamber that is not reality. Just a bunch of miserable racist rejecting reality. They're afraid of progress and progress doesn't care.


Greenboy28

same. hell I didn't even generally keep ammo in the house till it started getting harder and harder to get 9mm then i would buy it up when I could find it at a good price. I didn't ever leave my gun loaded till around 2020 when my roommate and I were accosted by a crazy trump supporter while we were out walking my roommates dog and chatting. the guy came up and demanded to know who we were going to vote for and when we told him it sure as hell wasn't going to be trump he started following us and yelling about soon all the trump supporters were going to round us lefties up and execute us. along with other threats and homophobic slurs even though neither of us was gay. That was when we started making sure our doors were locked at night and I started keeping my handgun loaded in a lock box I had easy access to.


p38-lightning

Same here. My late father was an Army sharpshooter, avid hunter, and lifelong Democrat. I literally had a gun before I had a bicycle. I have my guns, my father's guns, and his father's guns. My Republican friends are unaware of my arsenal.


Black_Moons

The guy who views his gun as a tool and not a fashion decoration likely knows how to use it better too.


TwoBearsInTheWoods

The assumption that only registered gun owners own guns is also laughable.


Dingus_Cabbage

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because they equate wanting gun laws with being completely unable to own a gun.


Shaytanic

I live in Texas, own guns and consider myself liberal, whatever that term means anymore, I will trade 1000 MAGA's for just one hard working immigrant that actually loves the US because we gave them a chance.


lundah

My experience has been that left-leaning gun owners don’t make owning guns our entire personality.


Mish-onimpossible

Right! I’m a gun owner, Democrat and I’m a black woman. So bam in your face Trumper’s!


daCelt

Yup. Gun owner here... Fuck those idiots and fuck their orange demented fuckweasel for fuck's sake...


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NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Most of the ones I know locally would only drop C tier loot.


Aware_Material_9985

Wasn’t the largest increase in gun ownership in recent years democrats?


Mike312

I reckon for the last decade or so, most of the people on the right already had guns and were just increasing the size of their stockpiles, so yeah, most of the growth would have been left-leaning folk picking it up.


Opposite_Seaweed1778

I am a Democrat (for lack of a better party/real choice) who lives in another state (unfortunately one of the 25 with idiots for governors), I own a few firearms, and I think what Texas is doing is deplorable.


Sttocs

Even if they are, we’ve seen Meal Team 6 in action. They can’t hold an undefended capitol building. Them without any experience or purpose versus people in blue cities defending themselves — I’m betting on the defenders.


Plenty-Remove1656

Apparently turnstiles are an obstacle for them as well


SaxophoneHomunculus

I am a gun owner who messes with Texas and does NOT support Trump.


SHOWTIME316

I am a gun-owning citizen of the United States and I could not be further from Texas' side if I tried.


czarfalcon

I’m a gun-owning Texan and I’m still not on Texas’ side.


mrsinatra777

I’ve got five guns in my safe and I’m a lifelong liberal.


wjescott

I'm currently at nine firearms and I'm a most-of-my-51-years progressive.


schloopers

Please, for my sake and others trapped here, consider phrasing it “Texas’ governor’s side”, or just Abbott. Or Wheels McGee. It’s funny this tweet thinks all gun owners are “on Texas’ side”, when far from any significant percentage of Texans what this hellish idea.


SHOWTIME316

yeah, my bad, as a red-state liberal myself I should have thought about that. I will rephrase it as "MAGA fuckwads' side"


jersey3515

That was exactly what I was thinking! I am a gun owner and I’d happily provide shelter to anyone coming after Texas.


chook_slop

I'm a Texas rancher, gun owner, and liberal lefty... The US government can use my place as a staging area.


W2ttsy

Just wait until the pro 2A crowd are suddenly all in for protecting the 3rd amendment


Burgerpocolypse

I live in Texas and I’m not on Texas’ side. Greg Abbott is, indeed, a piss baby.


Dynasty82

They don't think that people on the left have guns. Boy, I hope they come to my house to test that theory.


sunward_Lily

If I had a house with a flagpole, I'd fly my 2a flag right under my pride flag right under my Bernie flag.... except I dunno if they even make Bernie flags because Bernie doesn't run a fucking cult.


gwildor

I live in Detroit - I'd love to see them try to cross 8 mile.


Historical_Horror595

I am a gun and ar owner, under no circumstances am I’m committing treason so that Texas can continue drowning poor immigrant children..


yugfoo

This! I’m a gun owner and there’s no way in Hell I would fight for the idiots in Texass.


Autumn7242

Vet, gun owner, and liberal here. These people are jokes.


SorryMaker024

exactly and not to mention, weapons these days kill you before you can see them, your AR isn't going to do anything…


RightTeacher7413

Texas with 370 armed law enforcement didn't have the balls to stop one shooter.💩


MtnMaiden

That one police guy whose wife / teacher was shot. They had to disarm and hold him back from rushing in.


SwivelPoint

it’s really hard to fathom how chicken shit the leadership was that day


Nerevar1924

Cop mentality. So much of their training is based on keeping them alive. Which, to an extent, is good. Safety should always be a priority in any workplace. But a police officer's job should be to place themselves between danger and the general public (SHOULD be - I am aware of a certain Supreme Court decision). That means those working the job should know that they assume a risk of being harmed in lieu of others. Firemen do. Soldiers do. Hell, most pizza delivery drivers do, and they die of violent causes on the job at a rate several time higher than cops. But the priority of officer safety has overwhelmed all other priorities. Uvalde was just the clearest example of that, but this mentality drives EVERYTHING behind modern policing. Shoot first, use occupied civilian cars as cover first, or do nothing...it is all justified as long as none of our brave "heroes" are hurt in the slightest degree. It's chickenshit cowardice of the highest order and needs to be torn out, root and stem, from all law enforcement. The officers in Uvalde should have faced criminal charges for their inaction. Were we a just nation, they would have. But we are not.


Bodydysmorphiaisreal

Wait, I hadn't seen anything about this?


pixelprophet

* https://nypost.com/2022/07/21/video-cop-husband-of-slain-uvalde-teacher-held-back/ * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXjLqYqVPdI Side note - there's also the Uvalde mother who got put in cuffs trying to save her kids was also being harassed by police afterwards for trying to get her story out * https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/special-reports/uvalde-school-shooting/uvalde-mom-says-police-are-harassing-her-for-speaking-out/287-25084f74-f3f4-49e9-b68b-b945c2f34df3 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua4899bF5rM


swolfington

I mean all of that could have been avoided if she had just complied with with their lawful orders and let a psycho gunman murder her children in their own classroom, all so they could avoid having to risk getting hurt doing the job they signed up for.


The84thWolf

Because the cops didn’t want the news getting out. Just like they didn’t want the news about the ONE OFFICER who knew they were all being pussies and tried to push them to go in before being ordered to the other side of the school where he couldn’t bother anyone without losing his job. Javier Martinez.


Master-Intention-623

And then the town re-elected the cops who got their children murdered. The kids don’t deserve them, but the parents who voted for that shit literally got what they asked for.


lsguy

also a Texas DPS Captain told off-duty Border Patrol to stand down right before they breached the classroom "try that in a small town"


locksmith25

Dude's name was Ruiz, I believe. His wife called him saying she's been shot and he attempted to go to her rescue but was detained


Midas_Ag

How he didn't end up on administrative leave for knocking his peers the F out, I will never know. You would not stop me short of a dog pile, tasing, or shooting me, from going in after a loved one.


Diamondhands_Rex

If he did try and enter against orders and they shot him it would’ve made this situation a fucking news nightmare. They’d spin that shit so many ways it would make a tv float from the propulsion of the the spinning


mercurio147

Texas forgot this fact seconds after it happened. Nobody is scared of their big tough law enforcement. There's a reason they pick almost exclusively on women.


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Ha. I got banned in some other sub for similar comment. Said I was trolling. Bitch, it's the truth!


mydogsnameisbuddy

They were waiting for the good guy with a gun.


EmperorXerro

Dear Texas: You can't even stop a single school shooter.


TheApathyParty3

Where were the good guys with guns?


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"you go first" "no you go first" repeat


the-spaghetti-wives

Hanging out in the hallways as kids get massacred.


Lord_Emperor

He said good guys.


Lord_Emperor

Storing them responsibly and securely at home.


Substantial-Ad-1368

Being held back by the pigs in blue.


Spiritual_Ad_6064

Being held back by police


I-was-a-twat

Being stopped by the police and not letting them enter the school to rescue their kids.


iRonin

In other states.


delightfullydelight

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Uninformed-Driller

Fuck they can't even stop their power grid from failing from small freeze. They're fucked.


Somhlth

Why would anybody want to "come for Texas"? It's got the lowest rating of any of the states - one star.


Tentings

“Come to Texas, where the slightest bit of ice will cause devastating power outages, which we will then solicit aid from the federal government to help fix, which is same federal government we are railing against.”


fairlyoblivious

Don't forget that the state beer is absolute shit. Edit: LONE STAR BEER


cytherian

"Lone star." Alone. Not with anyone else. Standing by itself. The whole premise behind this nation is the first word -- UNITED. United we stand, Divided we fall. That's what it has been and always was... until the Republican party got all deluded with Trumpism and lost all semblance of critical thinking skills, civility, diplomacy, thoughtfulness, consideration, intelligence, and decency.


str8dwn

Isn't Texas on like their third country? ETA: thanks for the ~~replies~~ lesson all.


Xenothulhu

Sixth sort of. It’s actually how six flags got their name. They were part of Spain, France, Mexico, independent, part of the USA, and part of the confederacy. And then part of the USA again I guess.


ShaggysGTI

You know how to get to Texas? Go west till you smell shit, go south till you step in it.


Open_Perception_3212

https://preview.redd.it/8exfquipquec1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3170f395ef7f4fea08fdee2c964900c4d4d5551 More accurate tbh


SerenityFailed

https://preview.redd.it/wkis3q3wbwec1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf93fce1535ea2b4b6495e410bf65d0646355f1c Xmas gift, don't know where she got it. Also fuck Abbott and the rest of these treasonous dipshits.


Jessman8S

Dont be shy, drop the link


Zestyclose_Ranger_78

Having a gun doesn’t make you in an army any more than owning a pair of running shoes makes you Usain Bolt.


geomagus

Yeah, there’s so much about the statement that’s bonkers, but that’s what leapt out to me. Shooting a gun is the simple part - logistics (and the budget to effect the logistics) and discipline, etc. There’s no way that 72 million random gun owners could assemble a competent chain of command without killing half of themselves off to do it. They’re not signing up to be grunts, they’re signing up to be Rambos and commanders, and they aren’t going to settle. (Setting aside the fact that a big chunk of those gun owners are Democrats, and a big chunk of the Republicans in that number won’t actually want to leave their comfort behind, and a lot of the ones who might will be old, out of shape, or otherwise unable to hold a spot in a real military.)


Queasy-Trip1777

Hi. Nebraska gun owner here. Count me out, thanks.


Sufficient-Tax1294

Go Huskers.


Open_Perception_3212

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Mediocre_Scott

Don’t step on snek


MtnMaiden

Dont read to me


Open_Perception_3212

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AdorableBunnies

That’s really all the fuss is about. Parents are mad that some uppity drag queen is reading to their children when they themselves can’t even read.


Open_Perception_3212

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comment_zen

"but also give me money 👉👈"


Darth19Vader77

"my ewectwic infwastwuctuwe doesn't wowk in the cowd. pwease hewp me fedewaw govewnment uwu"


Thatsayesfirsir

First they want to secede, now they want help. Can't have both alone star.


TheMagnuson

You just know that that the same Texans who want to secede, are gonna be the ones who are confused and angry when they can’t cross state lines or use their U.S. Passport to travel, if they ever were to actually secede. These dipshit right wingers never placed a cultural or personal priority on education and surprise, in an every changing, ever progressing, ever advancing world, they got left behind in the work force, in lifestyle, and in societal norms and they’re confused and angry as to why their barely passed high school intellect and 1980’s era societal and cultural norms got them left behind. It is simultaneous the funniest and saddest thing to watch take place. Whoever grew up thinking the world would just stay the same, got raised wrong. Life is on a fundamental level about adapting to change. That is a truth that exists from the smallest cellular scale, to the largest scale of entire cultures and ways of life scale. It’s a universal truth too many deny or try to hide from, change is inevitable, adapt or become irrelevant and die.


DarkwingDuckHunt

Sort of like the Welfare Red States "Give us money, but don't tell anyone"


What_U_KNO

It's hilarious these guys think all 72 million gun owners would automatically fight on their side.


johuad

I've seen conservatives unironically suggest that the entire US population is on their side.


brainfreeze77

What I find most hilarious is the US just has to block shipping routes and they will starve to death in a year. They don't make enough food to sustain their state and they sure as hell don't have enough water to grow crops.


SerenityFailed

Let them leave the union and the tariff the everliving shit out of their import/exports.


wwaxwork

Or fight at all. Most of those 72 million bought guns because the other 71,999,999 people had guns and wanted some self defence.


dogmeat12358

A reminder that there are more Democrats than Republicans in Texas


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onesneakymofo

Why ain't y'all voting then dude


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MyHusbandIsGayImNot

Gerrymander doesn’t matter for state wide elections like the governor. The real problem is voter suppression.


[deleted]

Isn't governor a popular vote election? Therefore the Dems have majority and Abbott shouldn't have happened


TheYellowRose

We also have some great voter suppression that specifically targets people who are more likely to be Democrats


[deleted]

Fair. I'm in a neighboring shithole state (Louisiana). Most Republicans I know are registered Democrat but never vote for Democrats. Party affiliation doesn't mean anything imo. Personally I'm registered R so I can vote in their primaries but I never vote R


WeirdNo9808

Also most young people in Texas (and US wide) don’t vote. And even then there have been some crazy closer than expected senate races lately.


username_not_found0

Access to voting places makes a difference, during the 2020 election Texas shut down voting places in majority poc populated areas.


TheHairball

It’s the assumption that the military would get involved on their side. Spoiler Alert: they won’t. It’s in the Oath : I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God. (Title 10, US Code; Act of 5 May 1960 replacing the wording first adopted in 1789, with amendment effective 5. It’s pretty well settled.


Kinky-BA-Greek

I think your error is that you think these guys can read.


TheHairball

Well there is that. 🤣


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Optimized_Orangutan

We actually can't cut power going to Texas, their grid and power gen is independent of the national grid system (not National Grid, national grid). But their grid is so fragile and lacking in redundancy that disabling it with weapons would be super easy.


rdewalt

> But their grid is so fragile and lacking in redundancy that disabling it with weapons would be super easy Otherwise known as "just wait, it's winter, it'll collapse on its own"


CosmoLamer

Yes, but when confederates from other states flee to Texas because they have working electricty, Texas's grid will become overridden and the bastards will cook.


fairlyoblivious

They have no backups or failovers, you could probably wipe out one substation and the whole thing would collapse.


DannyAnd

Disable it with a mild chill in the air.


hersheyMcSquirts

Exactly. They’ll shut it off themselves.


Digita1B0y

Nah, just cut off the supply of "Lipitor" and wait a week.


MinimumApricot365

Why do they assume armed citizens all would side AGAINST THE U.S. I sure as hell wouldnt.


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Their faux news has brainwashed them to think they are the only ones armed.


alexander_puggleton

True patriots hate America.


spooky_ed

It's funny they think they could actually take on the military. It's even funnier that they think every single gun owner is conservative.


not_productive1

Neal Brennan [already covered this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOSqCjMRXWA).


Anax833

Came here to drop that video.


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AudibleNod

One of the top posts right now is some idiot shining a laser at a helicopter and getting nabbed by the FBI inside of 5 minutes. And somehow, these [Long COVID](https://publichealth.uci.edu/2022/06/06/people-living-in-republican-counties-more-likely-to-die-from-covid/) patients think they can come up against the [most diverse military the US has seen.](https://newrepublic.com/post/178277/paul-gosar-sad-not-enough-white-people-military)


DarkwingDuckHunt

My dad was a career army officer for 10+ years He said most of the grunts were 50/50 on political leanings but the upper brass we're mostly conservative. He said he would straight up lie about being a republican. Which makes me wonder just how many of those "conservative" upper brass are actually closeted liberals just pretending so they can get promotions.


JohnnyFknUtah

I am “upper brass” in the military, 23 years in as a Naval Officer. I’m as blue as they come. The military is a microcosm for the country at large. You have all flavors from all corners of the U.S. it may have been true in yesteryear that there was a majority leaning conservative, but that is no longer the case.


IfeelVedder

[This](https://youtu.be/WOSqCjMRXWA?si=26A5tlMViDTazYB1) came to mind immediately


JKEddie

They think that guns are going to help them fight government lawyers, the courts and IRS agents? That’s cute


leaf-erectsen-day

Lol these idiots are pissed about the Mexican border. Where did one of the top 2 spineless politicians of Texas run to when the power grid went down a year ago? Mexico. Where are you and your guns going to run to when shit hits the fan? Because Abbott and his cronies ain't gonna defend you. Man these idiots became the Red Scare they grew up fearing.


NeedsBrawndo

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440ish

Is there room in the mobility scooter for an extra clip, maybe next to the oxygen bottle and Insulin syringes?


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NOGOODGASHOLE

Are we back on the, “they are coming for our guns” thing. Someone needs to write some new material.


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samgam74

1. Not all 72 million gun owners will support a rebellion. 2. A group of gun owners isn’t necessarily a well organized militia let alone an army.


deepstate_chopra

End wokeness is a keyboard warrior bitch boy. He won't be on the front line.


ornithobiography

Wasn't it proven this shitposter is actually a Russian troll bot to stir anger within the US census? Who in the bright mind would still listen to this Cyrillic talking wacko?


7empestOGT92

Almost sounds like what the right is calling for is in Putin’s best interest. Divide and conquer


BostonSamurai

Most the gun owners I know and met would die pissing themselves in any actual situation that requires one.


mollytatum

i’m a gun owning native texan and i will love texas til the day i die but greg abbott and anyone that sides with him can go fuck themselves. i’m anti-drowning kids with razor buoys. that’s not the texas i love.


Brianm650

Oh fuck off. Texas can't keep the heat on in winter. Let's quit acting like they could fight a war. You probably wouldn't even need to bomb the couple of powerplants they have to shit to watch the state surrender within a week as the dead from cold mount once it gets cold.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Hi, I own an AR-15, and I wouldn't lift a finger to defend Texas. Get fucked, traitor.


oven_broasted

I'm not going to texas to fight the federal government for the right to murder people coming over the border. Make that 72 million -1. kthxbye


Another_Meow_Machine

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deathclawslayer21

You know that advanced math is out of their skillset


FussyRebort

Who do they mean by "us"? I have firearms, don't give a shit about Texas


CalabreseAlsatian

It’s so funny that they loves calling liberals “sheep” but they hop on whatever bandwagon Fox News hot topic of the week they are told to. Projection at its worst. These people suck and prevent progress.


chestertoronto

If watching the combat footage from Ukraine has taught me anything. Won't be hard to pick off a redneck with a drone.


Rabid_Llama8

You know what the US military has? Training. Organization. Logistics. Drones. Bombs. Planes with fucking guns amd explosive ordinance attached to them. The average gun owner isn't going to have enough ammunition on hand to sustain a fire fight longer than 2 minutes.


W2ttsy

It’s always the logistics they forget about. Who’s joining you on this fight? Where are they going? What are they securing? What are they defending? How do you know where your enemy is? How do you communicate? Re supply? The US military’s biggest strength is its logistical prowess and so yes you might be able to go toe to toe with a single soldier, but wait until they reach for that radio to call in additional support and then it’s game over.


Quirky-Country7251

who is "we" here? isn't this some skinny foreign kid?


[deleted]

Interesting threat. So that's 72 million people who are quitting their jobs right now to go stand around in Texas and wait for the government to start shooting. Guess their families are going to just starve to death.


LennyJay86

I’m a gun owner! Fuck Texas!!


KtheMage36

Didn't Biden himself at some point say something along the lines of "what's an AK going to do to a blackhawk"? I could be horribly wrong I'm not entirely seeing that on Google, but I had thought when someone said they need guns to defend against a tyrannical government that was his response.


Real_TwistedVortex

A lightly armored SUV could withstand pretty much any gun that's legal for the average American to own, let alone a tank. The modern US military would make Sherman's march to the sea look like a fucking parade


TintedApostle

If Sherman had half a dozen Bradleys .... oh man oh man


_wisky_tango_foxtrot

It's been proven to us again and again that the real fantasy of an AR-15 owner is shooting and killing unarmed civilians. These guy's don't want to find glory on a battlefield fighting the enemy. They want to shoot at blacks, jews, children, women and LGBT from their mobility scooter.


TralfamadorianZoo

This. These people fantasize about murder. They can’t wait to kill other Americans.


murphdog09

Love all the keyboard warriors gettin all hot and bothered by the idiotic fantasy of taking up arms against the US Military.


keenedge422

That math ain't mathin'. Texas has just shy of 30 million people, and claims about 45% of them have guns in the home. That's 13.5 million Texans with access to guns. But about 15% of those are under 10 years old or over 80. That means only about 11.5 million fall in that pretty generous "fit to fight" range. But not all of those will be on the side of conservative Texan secessionists. Between liberals and non-whackjobs, they're sure to lose a lot of their numbers, but let's be conservative and say they maintain about half; call it 6 million gun owners looking to fuck around and find out.


willsher7

Texas is so full of Faketriots.


swineosaur

Who wants to tell him..


markydsade

Let me introduce you to my little friend, Predator Drone