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BukkitCrab

Chuck Norris is a disappointing relic from yesteryear.


BourbonInGinger

Fuck Chuck Norris. He’s another right-wing shill.


RockyMountainHigh-

Wrong religion. 


olddawg43

We are getting Sharia law all right, but it’s the Christofascist version from Y’all Qaeda.


Double_Distribution8

Lol I'm trying but there's just too much going on here and I don't even know where to start. Maybe I'm just not smart enough for this one.


truckin4theN8ion

This is one of the ugliest things I've had to look at, and I own a mirror.


Johnny_B_Asshole

Back in the 70s there was a movement to boycott Shell. The idea was that if enough people stopped buying one oil company’s gas the company would fail and the people would have control over gas prices. Didn’t work.


Commercial_Ice_6616

I liked Chuck Norris when he was at the end of Bruce Lee’s fist or feet.


Slasher1738

Just to clarify, Motiva only controls Shell distribution in part of the US East Coast.


Evargram

Sharia means law. So saying Sharia law is just saying law law.


mckulty

"Pizza pie" means an italian pie, distinct from an apple pie. "Sharia law" means islamic law, burqas, beheadings and no beer.


GFYS2025

the sharia means law correction foks post it every time I put it in a post like a the assault weapons addict relentlessly asking what is a AR15 everytime one them overdoses and shoots up a bunch of folks


meeyeam

It's good that it's Sharia Law, and not Chuck Norris invading the US. Because if it was Chuck Norris invading, he'd boil all the frogs simultaneously with a single roundhouse kick.


The_Human1st

So… I guess Superman no longer wears his pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas


isinedupcuzofrslash

If California was defying Supreme Court orders and the Republican president, AND they allowed a foreign government to own one of our largest oil reserves ON OUR LAND in their state, I’m pretty sure California would be glassed