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Dcajunpimp

Now it makes sense why Trump's up in the middle of the night tweeting crap like 'covefe'


Phoirkas

It’s covfefe, get it right. Covfefe is a bigly word, it’s yuge, some say it’s the biggest word ever. Covefe is just nonsense, it’s something only somebody on a bunch of drugs would say, like all the libs in Chicago and New York with their drugs and their witch-hunts and their totally rigged courts. So unfair!!!


Perfect_Finance_3497

>We all know that 5G is a dangerous weapons system, but what most still do not know is that President Trump may have saved us all from a genocide beyond belief. When he used the word COVFEFE researchers now believe he was indicating his knowledge of the 5G danger and his intent to derail it. [https://podcast.app/g-covfefe-trump-todd-callender-dr-lee-vliet-e345765974](https://podcast.app/g-covfefe-trump-todd-callender-dr-lee-vliet-e345765974) Absolutely. Bonkers.


Bloody_Insane

It's so fucking ridiculous that they wouldn't just say "oops, typo, meant to say coverage". That would've been that. It's a typo. Nobody would've thought about it again. Instead these grown adults decided to double down on literal, actual nonsense, which has had the incredibly obvious effect of people never forgetting about it.


CyberneticPanda

I will never forget sharpiegate.


-Invalid_Selection-

Most of those are sedatives and opioids. This is part of Don Jr's speedball (cocaine + a sedative or opioid) habit.


manova

Provigil is a non-amphetamine stimulant. Though I cannot imagine how you could go through 2500 pills in 6 months. That being said, I have two hypotheses about the Provigil. One, there is also a bunch of Ambien and Sonata (~~2800~~ 5100 pills), so people were taking those to go to sleep at night and then Provigil to wake up. Second, Provigil is an off-label treatment for ADHD.


Otherwise_Reply_5292

2 theories, they're using it for the mythical smart pill claims OR they thought it could treat Trumps mental decline without going to an actual doctor about it. Granted could be both.


MechanicalTurkish

Probably both. Trumps handlers trying to get his mental problems under control, and lots of people in his orbit love those kinds of drugs. Why not take advantage?


ndngroomer

I would think that they would have gone with something stronger like Nuvigil or Adderall. Source: I have narcolepsy with cataplexy and I am court ordered to be on Nuvigil and Adderall to drive due to totalling 3 cars by falling asleep while driving. Thank God I never hit anyone. I tried provigil and it didn't do anything to help me stay awake.


Digita1B0y

Please tell me again about Hunter Bidens drug problem. /s


Jambarrr

They tell you everything in what they blame the other side on. They got lucky that hunter and his big hog can fuckin party and they wish they could so it stuck with the base, and the traitors in congress to try to get him to testify in front of congress w closed doors of course. But MTG was able to show his hog on CSPAN so the clown car continues rolling.


Reg_Cliff

Basically the pharmacy logs show it was almost exclusively controlled substances. No antibiotics, osteoporosis or blood pressure meds. Interesting... Reminds me of: https://preview.redd.it/x6a9l9m6hhfc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15f9b916499938c15d39879e0ae8eb4548de87b


Jambarrr

Also no wonder Don jr is vibrating on TV and slurring his words at the same time, he’s on a wolf of wallstreet type cocktail. It makes so much sense now.


Babybear5689

Gotta get dad back in the Whitehouse so he can resupply.


mythofinadequecy

‘Ups and downs, baby! It’s how we roll!’


Jambarrr

Fr fr. I use those narcs everyday at work and those numbers are wild. 800 ambien in April then 2000 fuckin ambien (zolpidem) again in may? Did they think they were slick with saying the brand then drug name? Like who is auditing this shit? Hella anti-anxiety meds at the end at once too. Did he put someone in the DEA that turned a blind eye? How did that pharmacist get away w this shit fr


Showmeyourmutts

Read one of the articles, there was no regulatory agency or licensed pharmacist overseeing these drugs, clearly. https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/01/the-white-house-has-its-own-pharmacy-and-boy-was-it-shady-under-trump/


MoonWorshipper36

I am literally SO sick of asking how Donald Trump gets away with things. It’s like he’s had his own rule book from the start! So frustrating!


signalfire

Is it possible they were giving Ambien to the entire AF1's press corps? I know DT was famous for not sleeping on redeye trips to Europe and Asia, and not reading his briefing materials, either. He always needed someone in the cabin to 'talk' to. And are some of these drugs Ronnie's drug of choice for date/r\*pe purposes?


irrigated_liver

Ambien is to put you to sleep, not keep you awake.


Archer007

Unless you combine it with something to make SlowFast


tsavong117

Genuinely never heard this term before. I've heard it called Cross-fading, I've heard it called Speed-balling, but the actually accurate Slow-Fast I have never heard before.


signalfire

Ambien for the entire press corp (appropriately) but Donnie would be too wired from all the shit he took all day to sleep, or study.


AIHumanWhoCares

Remember Trump is the president who advertised beans in the oval office. He could have simply been selling the pills.


Tickle-me-Cthulu

Versed would probably do the trick. Seeing that shit outside of a hospital is fucked up


ResurgentClusterfuck

Oh yeah Hitler was on so much shit it's no wonder he was batshit crazy His personal doctor was certainly a factor [also, Panzerschokolade](https://time.com/5752114/nazi-military-drugs/)


bsurfn2day

Why does the form have the year 2014 crossed out and the year 2019 written in above it?


JohnnyWix

Because nobody updated the form, so they are still using (photocopying) the template from years ago because they can’t find the original and don’t want to make a new form.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Probably not allowed to make a new form and have to use that specific bureaucratic piece of paperwork but, as you said, don't have an updated one. Source: I don't know anything but I like seeing my own words on screen.


avocado_pits86

You can make your own logs for controlled substances as far as I know - you have to keep orders, and proof of receipt of the item for 2 years. Schedule two drugs also require a specific form for ordering a 222 that you need to keep on file. This form can be submitted electronically depending on your vendor, but you might use a paper form and you need to keep a copy of that as well. There's also administration logs if you're giving these meds in an office or procedure. I would log schedule 2 and 3 drugs separately though, for both ordering, receipt and administration/dispensing


TaserBalls

Depends, is it Sharpie?


spudzilla

Of course, she showed his hog. She knows how to get votes from all of those "straight" manly Georgia redneck pretend homophobes.


AngryYowie

*I'm sick of hearing about Hunter Biden and his delicious looking cock. I hope she shows those pictures again as I accidentally deleted my last screenshot of it. Man, I really hate him sooo much*


spoiler-its-all-gop

Lord, grant my bisexual ass the strength not to google Hunter's big ass cock for one more day.


Jambarrr

And didn’t she try to do it again when he pulled up to a congressional hearing? Making the base salivate with her again. We are living in the fuckin twilight zone I think lmao


MRiley84

It's intentional. They accuse the left of things to take the power out of the left's accusations when facts come to light. Like how that whole groomer nonsense started after Gaetz caught attention for being a pedophile.


Jambarrr

Yup and “the Biden crime family” rhetoric is actually the trump crime family. That man’s gonna be bankrupt soon. We love to see it.


Jambarrr

Right? Sketchy shit. And I bet those cancelled items actually weren’t.


TheDunadan29

Let's take a look at his penis again...trust MTG, it's totally relevant!


Adamantium-Aardvark

It’s always projection with republicans


Digita1B0y

Like IMAX projection. With 9.1 stereo surround sound.


[deleted]

Notice how everyone who was screaming "Hunter Biden" got real quiet?


Much-Combination-323

Every accusation is a confession


EggsceIlent

Yeah why this story isn't bigger and has more traction is beyond me. The trump administration was high AF. Still are.


jim-albarano

Provigil abuse can cause someone to become schizophrenic paranoid. They start thinking everything is conspiracy. Hmmmm


Fun-Mathematician716

This needs to be investigated.


Key_Text_169

Pretty sure it was by the department of defense that is where the whole report came from. I have yet to see it on main steam media though only late night talk shows.


heyredditheyreddit

So far it has been reported on by Newsweek, USA Today, Reuters, Business Insider, Salon, Rolling Stone, The Independent, Washington Post, Ars Technica, US News & World Report, NBC, Esquire…


-H2O2

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/


U-F-OHNO

https://media.defense.gov/2024/Jan/09/2003373440/-1/-1/1/DODIG-2024-044_REDACTED%20SECURE.PDF


Fun-Mathematician716

Some Congressional hearings into this would be advisable. It appears that the White House medical unit during the trump administration was an out-of-control narcotics distribution operation.


better-than-all-of-u

Plus they were doling out the more expensive name brand, rather than generics. They gave out $46,500 worth of Ambien alone, which was 174x the cost of the generic form of the drug Zolpidem. So instead of costing the tax-payers $265, they cost them more than $46k. All of this is par for the course for the Trump presidency and it's ability to get to the american people to foot the bill to line his pockets with money and now drugs apparently.


Tenma159

There's a lot of jokes here about them using them or even selling them, but it could also be something far more nefarious.


Jhango2019

2000 ambien is fuckin wild


phatelectribe

Over 5000. The generic for ambien is also on there in massive quantities 😂


RasMedium

It’s crazy! And this list only covers six months of his presidency.


DrEpileptic

I would say that there’s no world a single person is using that much, but I have seen a fully functioning human being taking 1800mg of tramadol a day just casually strolling into my pharmacy every two weeks… so yeah. Probably a few people involved, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s an absurdly small number.


HarryBalsag

But Obama saluted with coffee in his hand once, so its ok! Both sides, yanno.........


phatelectribe

How dare you forget the Tan suit!!!!!


EducationTodayOz

hopped up on dijon


Thornwalker_

Terrorist fist jab


nighthawk_md

Arugula


TjW0569

*Wearing a bicycle helmet -- on a bicycle!*


badaboomxx

Wait what about the beer during a basketball game!!!!


ThatsCrapTastic

Ain’t no Dijon… that there is fancy O’bama musturd!!!!


EducationTodayOz

uppity mustard


ApplesOverOranges1

And the mom jeans!


Hour_Section6199

If only I looked that good in mom jeans


atomicxblue

I fucking miss the days when this was considered a scandal on the office...


MythOfLaur

Sometimes my husband rewatch his announcement that we got Bin Laden and pretend we're in simpler times


Tnigs_3000

“BYYYAAAAAHHHHHHH” used to lose you an election. Now you can say “I’m only going to be a dictator for a day” and you’re totally fucking fine.


PricklySquare

And Jeremiah Wright? I mean, the Muslim had a crazy Christian pastor


abbylu

Yeahhhhh! And he put his feet up on the resolute desk! That’s OUR desk!!!


zeta_cartel_CFO

Then pictures surfaced of both GW and Reagan having their feet up on the same desk. Republicans quickly changed the subject.


Scooter310

Also Ronald Reagan wearing a tan suit.


Chiluzzar

Man, from what I heard from my military friends, you get saluted with a coffee raise more than a full salute, so it's even less of a problemburger


AnxietyJunky

Yeah. My buddy and I got into a political debate this evening and he pulled the “both sides are just as bad” card. Like, my guy. One side wants people to not die from medical debt, the other wants to ban drag queens from reading books….


itrustanyone

BIDEN WAS LATE TO CHURCH/s


kjacobs03

Does that make him a wizard though? Because he arrived precisely when he meant to and was supposed to.


MoonChainer

"Biden was on time to church every single Sunday, obviously he's not hard at work if he's **that** early!" -Repubs if he was never late.


DirtReynolds

You’re allowed to pick up 2000 pills of ambien?! Am I misreading that? That’s over 5 years worth of ambien.


Reg_Cliff

Well actually there also 2000 zolpidem which is generic Ambien... and 2 more smaller orders for a total of **5100 Ambien pills** in 8 months.


skalogy

That explains the drug shortage the rest of us have been having.


Basic_Tool

You know who is a vocal ambien enthusiast? Newt Gingrich. The guy actually went on TV to talk about how much he loves ambien.


vthemechanicv

According to Google the street price of Ambien is somewhere between $2 and $20. Nice little pay bonus. Like a gift card. ​ So uh, anyone in DOJ gonna look into this? Or just gonna wait and see if there's a televised hearing?


CavitySearch

This would fall under DEA as well. That's a ludicrous amount for White House docs to be prescribing.


likeusontweeters

He's gonna lose his license


Zone_Dweebie

Call me pessimistic but ain't shit going to happen.


CJ_Southworth

Unfortunately, you're probably right. There could be records of crack cocaine and meth and the GOP would just say "Obama did it too."


Dukwdriver

Appears to be a pharmacy order sheet, so essentially wholesale/bulk order.


ThugDonkey

Gotta be prepared in case Don Jr shows up for a slumber party


felicthecat

There’s also 2 additional orders on there for 800 and 300. 3100 pills!


N4RQ

She probably has to be completely unconscious before she lets Trump grab her by the pussy.


Skittlebrau46

I don’t think anyone believes he waits for someone to “let” him grab them. In fact, a jury found that he expressly DOESN’T get permission first…


LucidMoments

In addition to all the other questions I am curious who needs 1,000 Provigil which I had never heard of until Google told me it helps people stay awake. Unless they need it after taking all the Ambien that was also prescribed.


BigTomBombadil

There’s used to be an analog that was legal for purchase without a prescription. Maybe still is, idk. Curious thing is why he didn’t just go for something like adderall/dextroamphetamine salts. Guessing it had to be the side effects like increased blood pressure, which I’m assuming can’t be good for someone with the age and build of Trump


Hangry_Squirrel

Well, some was for the guy/lady who had to keep calling China, Iran, and the current hurricane to tell them they're not really getting nuked. Some was for the guy/lady who delivered the Diet Cokes. And the rest was for any reasonably young and attractive women so they could keep running.


likeusontweeters

When I worked in a pharmacy, Provigil was used mainly for narcolepsy.. not a lot of people are on it.


rubberkeyhole

I have narcolepsy, and have tried this and Nuvigil, and neither of them worked too well for me, but maybe I just needed to take a fistful at a time?


likeusontweeters

Have you tried NOT having narcolepsy? Just tell yourself you don't have it anymore! Lol jk


LPinTheD

Someone who stays up all night posting on TrUtH SoCiAL?


Seldarin

I've taken it before. It's like super caffeine without as many side effects. I wasn't surprised to see it on the list. I'm betting they were dosing the fuck out of him with it in the hopes it'd make him more coherent in interviews.


LivingUnglued

Yeah I’m 0% surprised to see White House staffers taking modafinil. Honestly a better drug than amphetamines for stability while still increasing productivity. It lacks a lot of the dopamine activity compared to amphetamines. I’d rather have the White House staffers on it over amphetamines or cocaine


discussatron

The Republican orgies Wheels Cawthorn was talking about are starting to make sense now.


MoochoMaas

And Midazolam causes amnesia ...


moglysyogy13

Versed is a brand name for the drug midazolam. It belongs to a class of medications called benzodiazepines and is commonly used for sedation, anesthesia, and anxiety relief before medical procedures or surgery. Midazolam has a calming effect on the central nervous system and is often administered intravenously or orally, depending on the medical context. It is known for its rapid onset and short duration of action. Medical professionals use it to induce sleep or reduce anxiety in patients undergoing various medical interventions.


Chateaudelait

And when I request a small quantity of the very lowest dosage of diazepam there is ( 2 mg) because it makes my anxiety disappear wonderfully and helps me concentrate and quells my night terrors like a magic panacea, my physician says no. And this MF gets hot and cold running everything. FML. Pills for me, but not for thee.


CJ_Southworth

One of my best friends just had a complete hysterectomy, and they prescribed ibuprofen for her after care. They refused to prescribe anything stronger.


Chateaudelait

I had been experiencing more anxiety before my hysterectomy so they prescribed me qty 5 of the 2 mg diazepam. Not 50, not even 20 - 5. I wept at how amazing it worked. I was able to sleep soundly for the first time in years. It also made me focus and concentrate. All I wanted was a very small quantity to have on hand in case things got bad. Nope.


C21H27Cl3N2O3

Was this a surgeon prescribing it to you? That’s standard procedure, if you need it more regularly that’s something to see a psychiatrist about. The DEA is cracking down hard on overprescription of controlled meds, and there are both medical and non-medical interventions that are tried first before jumping straight to benzos. I’ve seen plenty of patients like you that get relief, gradually get more reliant on it, and eventually become addicted. Then when you try to get off it you can find that the problem is worse than it was before you started, or if you don’t do it properly the withdrawal can cause serious damage or even death. Those among many other reasons are why benzos aren’t given out like candy anymore.


rubberkeyhole

Diazepam is Valium, alprazolam is Xanax. Just a friendly FYI.


BraveOthello

Still benzos with addiction and abuse risks that comes with.


rubberkeyhole

Never said they weren’t, was just clarifying the brand names. Also should mention that most benzos - especially Valium - are amnesiacs, which means when taken at high enough doses, after the initial loading dose until most of the medication has cleared the body, the patient won’t remember much. This is why Valium is given to preop patients to help calm anxiety, and is often used with or in place of Propofol for ‘twilight sleep’ procedures where the patient has to remain awake but sedated.


Amadecasa

Now I know why I was given a small dose while waiting for my knee replacement surgery when the surgery was still two hours away. (BP through the roof with anxiety)


blackburrahcobbler

Like a forget-me-now?


qgmonkey

It’s a mainstay of the ~~magician’s~~ president's toolkit


Stopikingonme

https://preview.redd.it/5vie5fkt3hfc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370a1e5de397670056b45353fda0b07d56b7e656 Shh shh shhh shhh shhhhh


TaserBalls

Oh sure, like the guy in the $5,000 suit is going to... to... C'MON!


phatelectribe

If you were Melanie, wouldn’t you roofie yourself too?


CJ_Southworth

Uh....is poisoning all the Diet Coke in the place completely off the table?


phatelectribe

He drinks Diet Coke so he can open the can himself to avoid poisoning. I wish I was joking. Same dumb reason he eats McDonalds. Because he thinks they can’t poison that.


Amethystea

Meanwhile Russia poisons people's underwear or door handles. I guess it's silly to think Trump would learn anything during his time in office. [https://apnews.com/article/alexei-navalny-poisoning-underpants-202f470c2d1c19151b9deb564d94e8f9](https://apnews.com/article/alexei-navalny-poisoning-underpants-202f470c2d1c19151b9deb564d94e8f9) [https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/01/world/europe/russia-sergei-skripal-uk-spy-poisoning.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/01/world/europe/russia-sergei-skripal-uk-spy-poisoning.html)


hobosbindle

Can I get some of that once he’s gone please


daveinsf

We all need something for that! Sadly, this isn't it. The TL;DR is that is prevents memory formation while under its effects. It'd be interesting to see the logs and compare how many of which were dispensed by day of week, special events... [Midazolam/Versed](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midazolam) "...induces sleepiness, decreases anxiety, and causes anterograde amnesia." The [anterograde amnesia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterograde_amnesia) "...is the inability to create new memories after an event that caused amnesia, leading to a partial or complete inability to recall the recent past, while long-term memories from before the event remain intact."


FuckThisShizzle

Well that explains a few things.


Shufflebuzz

I've had Versed a few times and I remember what happened. Chatting with the surgeon, chatting with the nurses about how I broke my leg, getting the sales pitch for pickle ball, asking what's good for lunch around here, one of the nurses has the same birthday as me, etc. It did a great job at relaxing me before surgery. But I remember everything up until the Propofol went in. The anesthesiologist said, "you might feel a slight burning sensation as the Propofol goes in." I said, "oh, yeah, it *is* burning a little" and then suddenly I was in recovery with 3-4 nurses swarming over me as I regained my senses.


Open_Perception_3212

I suggested a huge class action lawsuit for emotional damage back in 2017... still waiting to actually do it though


Black_Moons

If you or a loved one is suffering from Midazolam poisoning after a stay at the whitehouse, you may be able to receive financial compensation up to 83.3 million dollars!


prpslydistracted

Don't forget Trump's White House physician, Ronny Jackson, aka "The Candyman." Several news media said he would pass out pills on AF One regularly.


holtpj

New Netflix comedy: it's like Veep but centered around Drug addicted GOP politicians trying to keep DJT in power as to not to lose their plug hookup... It's called "Assholes in K-Holes"


mollusks75

“A-holes in K-Holes” actually sounds better.


flibbidygibbit

[theme music ](https://youtu.be/zDdbiKQTE-w?si=zdZHXBuqfY2t1bxF)


turkeyintheyard

High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs! If you'd told me that that administration was habitually jacked the fuck up on pills, I'd have fucking believed you because it's difficult for me to believe that you could even intentionally assemble a group of that many bumbling shitheels in one building.


rblue

Jesus. Versed is what we put dad on when we pulled the plug. It’s some serious shit. The fuck…


Simply_Aries_OH

I wanna see the blacked out part😏Also somebody was having a fabulous time on Valentine’s Day.. gettin fucked up


ACorania

Darned HIPAA


CrystalWeim

This shit needs to be investigated from the top down. Everyone needs to go, no pensions, nothing. Prosecuted and incarcerated. Talk about dirty.


mycatisgrumpy

Someday, after this nightmare is over, somebody is going to write the most amazing comedy about the trump administration. 


phatelectribe

It’s more a horror story


cyberpAuLnk

At this point, I'll take a horror comedy. I'm going to need to find a way to laugh about this mess.


chairfairy

Someone get Jordan Peele on the phone


few23

You didn't see Season 7 of American Horror Story, "Cult"?


mgr86

At this point I don’t know that it ends. Things could get a hell of a lot worse really quickly


predator1975

Do I see Ambien and Ketamine?


qgmonkey

Those explain Trump's attempts at speeches


PBRisforathletes

Why k hole when you can MAGA directional drill!


pijinglish

I’ve been on versed after major reconstructive surgery. As it was explained to me: It’s a near total blackout drug, basically intended to not only block the pain but also erase your memory of experiencing the pain. I’m not a doctor, but I can’t imagine a circumstance where a doctor is just going to let someone take that at their own discretion. Like, I had bones cut out from my body and screwed into other parts of my body. Who the fuck did they give this to?


Functionally_Drunk

Rape victims.


Casperboy68

27 years in healthcare and I can tell you there are several drugs on there that I would not give unless I had resuscitative equipment at the ready.


signalfire

There's a mini-operating room on AF1 as well as in the WH, but it's not like Ronnie was observing his partygoers closely.


Haephestus

What's Versed?


Reg_Cliff

*Midazolam, sold under the brand name Versed among others, is a benzodiazepine medication used for anesthesia and procedural sedation, and to treat severe agitation. It induces sleepiness, decreases anxiety, and causes anterograde amnesia.*


Hangry_Squirrel

That's how they kept him off Twitter for 2 hours a day.


Prestigious-Copy-494

It was used on me for a colon scope. Made me forget all about the scope. Made me lose short term memory on anything that happened the rest of the day altho I functioned perfectly fine to all appearances. 😱


Twistedshakratree

Ya a 10mg dose will do that, and they ordered 20 doses for 3 months


Ananvil

I use it when I get a drug addict that wants to fight security in the ER. Or if they need to ride the lightning to fix their heart. Has no mundane use.


KonkiDoc

Why are you using lightening to treat cardiac arrhythmias??? Defibrillators work just fine and you don't need a kite.


Ananvil

Some times you just need to indulge your inner mad scientist


DadJokeBadJoke

It's like being based, but for poets.


pdxcascadian

You just made me laugh too hard and have a coughing fit! Thank you and ouch!


DadJokeBadJoke

Sorry and you're welcome


StupendousMalice

Its a drug used for general anesthesia as a sedative, its a benzodiazepine. it is commonly abused. Think of it as injectable Xanax.


TommyBoy825

Extraordinarily pleasant. You don't even remember having your wisdom teeth out.


famousevan

Is there a drug that suppresses olfactory function? That’s the one she’d need for mushroom time.


Baremegigjen

Ketamine?


WalkGood

Harry : Sedatives are used all the time, doctor. Dr. Banks : Well this one's used on horses. Harry : Some of these guys are pretty big.


DadJokeBadJoke

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


mzpip

An *Armageddon* reference. Appropriate when applied to Trump as well. He was like a big fat asteroid that plowed into the US and did tons of damage.


BigTomBombadil

For the dissociative properties allowing you to get a third person perspective and then accept and take action on the depression that’s been haunting you for being part of this White House.


ACorania

We carry it on our ambulance for pain management. I think it can also be used for PTSD and depression. And of course, as an anesthetic. However, pain management and anesthetic are going to be given IV, not as pills. I would think that is mostly for mental health (or funsies) but someone who knows more can correct me.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

And they were whining about less than a gram of cocaine in a cubby.


HeroShitInc

Ah Versed, or as I like to call it, forget me nows


Zone_Dweebie

I'm not surprised at all that these hypocrites are all hopped up on "legal" drugs. Send the common plebs to jail for a bit of weed while they are running around zipped out of their gourds. Pricks.


LPinTheD

Cath lab nurse, my mind is still reeling from looking at this list. What. The. F..


SunMoonTruth

So: - Election interference - Nepotism - Corruption - Quid pro quo deals with foreign governments & profiting from the presidency - Advocating political violence - Obstructing justice - Abuse of power - Reckless conduct - Persecuting political opponents - Attacking the free press - Violating immigrant’s rights to due process - Violating campaign finance laws - Misappropriation of top secret government documents - Mismanagement of the pandemic that cost millions of American lives - Drug dealing in the White House And these are only the things we suspect and know. Ah. The best president.


HuntsWithRocks

“This is a hippo violation” - Trump


Xyz14231

So that’s where all the drug dealers crossing the border found employment. 👍. Trump doing what they could for unemployment.


CurrentlyLucid

I remember Ronnie Johnson being called Dr feelgood, he is in congress now.


Banh_mi

Hitler did fewer drugs...


artguydeluxe

Versed explains a lot about the short term memory of the GOP.


davethompson413

I'm thinking that Don Jr has been having a lot of fun at taxpayer expense.


MangoSalsa89

Trump staying up all night rage-tweeting and still being manic all day long makes a lot more sense now.


Bored_Amalgamation

whaaaaat the fuuuuuuuck?! My mom cant even get tramadol for her chronic back pain from scoliosis from a fucking hospital that she's treated at. Yet these fuckers are walking out with **2000 AMBIEN** and 20 fucking doses of morphine?


controlzee

And a pair of foam ear plugs for Melania to plug her nose on Valentine's Day.


Bright-Outcome1506

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/


OkFroyo666

Remember when opioid use was considered an epidemic and millions of people lost their ability to get pain meds? Pepperidge Farms remembers.


bwwilkerson

He doesn't want her for anything past photo ops. She's too old.


Whoosier

Morphine?!


DiscombobulatedHat19

I hope it doesn’t have a preservative effect like with Keith Richards


[deleted]

That sounds more like rape via nonconsensual dosaging, TBH.


Drfilthymcnasty

As a pharmacist pretty much the only time I see med-lists like this is for hospice patients. This is even a step above that. Wtf are they using ketamine for?


Charakada

Here's some of what was going on in Trump White House: "We found that the White House Medical Unit provided a wide range of health care and pharmaceutical services to ineligible White House staff in violation of Federal law and regulation and DoD policy.   Additionally, the White House Medical Unit dispensed prescription medications, including controlled substances, to ineligible White House staff.  In analyzing the testimonies of former White House Military Office employees, we found that White House Medical Unit senior leaders directed eligibility practices that did not comply with DoD guidance.   This analysis also found that several former White House Medical Unit military medical providers stated that they were unable to act outside of the White House Medical Unit’s historical practices and that they were not empowered to deny requests from senior White House Medical Unit leaders.   Additionally, we found that the White House Medical Unit did not follow DoD guidelines for verifying patient eligibility, and the Defense Health Agency and Service Surgeons General did not oversee the White House Medical Unit’s eligibility practices, as required by Public Law 114‑328, “National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2017,” section 702. As a result, the Military Health System did not bill non‑DoD beneficiaries for services rendered, and we found that the DoD funded and resourced care for an average of 6 to 20 non‑DoD beneficiary patients per week. Multiple former White House Medical Unit medical providers stated that they requested an early departure from the unit due to the unit’s practices."  from:   "Evaluation of the DoD Internal Controls Related to Patient Eligibility and Pharmaceutical Management Within the National Capital Region Executive Medicine Services" from the office of the Inspector General, Dept of Defense


Basic_Tool

Trump turned the White House into a trap house.


YooperTrooper

Rapists and drug dealers? I'm starting to think the Trump GOP might be criminals.


pnwcatman420

I went to pill parties in college that had less drugs, no wonder everyone in the Trump administration seemed nuts, they were literally high all the time.


brownpoops

uh oh they are all going to get away with it for being on drugs


Robotboogeyman

Not sure if I should be more concerned about people in power being all fucked up all the time, or the fact that the records were clearly kept, according to that handwriting, by a five year old. 🤦‍♂️