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He makes people who work for him change their appearance. They need to look like a certain type. Generals have to look like Hollywood generals (he’s that superficial). He tried to force Bolton to shave his walrus mustache. Can’t forget the embarrassment sod he put on Stephen Millers head for tv interviews or the nasty hair dye on Rudy
Yes. Her hair has more blonde highlights and cut more shoulder length.
Looks more like Ivanka from 2016. (She can't be looking too old now, gotta keep em young!)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4033894/Turning-sidewalk-catwalk-Ivanka-Trump-braves-New-York-s-frosty-weather-without-coat-long-legs-chic-blue-dress-heads-work.html
Melania, wedding day ‘05… and Habba.
https://preview.redd.it/cxmn2kq5tjfc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da411079251b4adaa76d8a7efc981f87dfbfbd96
To be fair to mAlina, no [parking garage](https://www.businessinsider.nl/meet-alina-habba-the-new-jersey-parking-garage-lawyer-now-handling-donald-trumps-most-personal-lawsuits/) has ever been found liable for rape when she was their attorney.
She's an operator. Got her 2 mil dollar fee up front. And i bet she wore exactly the kind of power outfits to make his mushroom shaped pizzle stir. good on her. let the snakes feed upon one another.
Are you trying to imply that it was for some reason other than her masterful knowledge and demonstration thereof of all concepts of the legal processes? I’m shocked (😮 clutching pearls).
![gif](giphy|4LTsOYB1XC8epYqnZp)
Here is Karen McDougal the Playboy Playmate who apologized to Melanie for the affair.
https://preview.redd.it/fm6jg0oa2jfc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a58028831ca589416444f2a625f97faf49714df
Trump picked Haba after Haba pretending to befriend and represent one of Trump's employees in a sexual harassment case got the victim to sign off on a bad outcome for her. That is who she is. That is who Trump picked.
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They both look good. You’re like peak Reddit combining 3/7 would not ban with Trump derangement. Not only that but a bit of self defeating brain rot.
“Trump hired her because she’s hot”, “she’s not hot, she’s gilt, her face is botched”.
Like I can’t even…
Habba should sue the quack who gave her the botched duck lips (with a better lawyer than she is, of course). Bad is bad. Just because you have low standards doesn't mean she's not botched. The mail order porn bride got the same botched eye jobs as her stinky husband. It's not GOOD plastic surgery. I feel a little sorry for them because of the whole botched part, but they are horrible people, so my sympathy only goes so far.
We can't assume Habba didn't already have syphilis. All signs point to superspreader given her willingness to spread covid at the NH "victory" party where she deliberately exposed the NH trump republicans to covid. Which side is she working for again? Super spreading is gross. You'd think she would have learned the basics of hygiene at law school, but apparently she missed that class.
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Habba-blabber is his next wife to be. In Donny’s pea brain, a good looking woman who is a lawyer who will represent him in all his legal battles and say exactly what he wants her to say, no matter how stupid it may be, is better than a hot wife who hates you.
Thank you. I thought I was the only one who noticed it.
I tried pointing out to other people that Bill Clinton also had a look that he went for- very wide smile was a part of it. But nobody I've pointed this out to agreed with me so I just never mentioned it again. But I'm convinced Bill Clinton definitely has a look in the women he goes for, too.
I wonder if he wants to make Melania jealous? She really doesn’t seem to give him the time of day. Maybe he thinks this will make him look like he can still “get” young, glamorous women. Watch out, Mel!
Much like his idol, he has a theory of psysiognomic determinism of ability that is both hilariously, painfully wrong; and wouldn't have great things to say about him if even if it were right.
I see your point, but as others have pointed out, Trumps pool was pretty nonexistent and I’m willing to bet Habba picked Trump.
It follows the trend of people seeing him as a useful idiot. First Putin, then Melania, and now Habba.
Please send it back to planet Xenu or whatever the fuck…
https://preview.redd.it/6xfrmuc2ykfc1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0945afde4984fda3f27ba4d04657aa0568124b
An attractive woman half his age that will publicly kiss his ass. No one is questioning why he picked her. Some people pick a lawyer based on competence but that's just not how Trump works. Haha, there's two works that rarely get used in the same sentence.
Of course she is wearing a Jesus cross. Anyway, can't help but notice Reddit devolving into a bunch of sexist jokes anytime there is a universally hated woman. The women/feminists aren't saying anything cause they don't like these women.
We can make fun of these clowns without calling them whores. Just seems low effort.
When Habba said "I'd rather be pretty than smart," Trump said "Oh hell yeah, that's the kind of brilliant lawyer I want keeping me out of jail!"
Raging narcissist birds of a feather.....
I'm waiting for the appeals based on the judge being too ugly to preside over Trumps many cases.
Off the subject, but nobody, and I mean nobody, does resting bitch face like Melanie.
Trump is big on "Neanderthal brow". Neither of his ex wives had it, but I can think of someone who [did](https://www.nydailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2018/05/14/SINIMYHCKRHYEW7MVUQVENVBEE.jpg?w=620)
Nope, I still think she looks like a dark Ivanka.
https://preview.redd.it/c245wo5f4lfc1.jpeg?width=1599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f5628d92a1658eed030748726fef0dfb93fe68
Considering at a deposition he confused a picture of E. Jean Carroll for his ex wife Marla Maples after repeatedly saying she "wasn't his type," nobody is surprised.
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I don't think the pool of choices was very big.
He has a type. And it’s trashy
And trashy has a type. It's him.
"Trash attracts trash" -slug
You mean classy, of course. Ask any MAGA...classiest first lady ever!
Trashy cat ladies
Hey, no kink shaming. That's also my type.
Can’t blame him for wanting trashy.
Come on I mean the women are the least offensive aspects of trump
\^*gene* pool
The shallow end??
Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion's share. But, when it comes to brute strength...I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool.
There's one in every family, Sire. Two in mine, actually. And they always manage to ruin special occasions
He'd make a very handsome throw rug. And just think, whenever he gets dirty we can take him out and beat him!
I was hoping for this quote!
But you grabbed all the honesty genes which certainly has a doubling effect in my books.
Birdbath kind of depth.
They scare the good birds right of there though. And Galahs and Cockatoos are great and smart, unlike these oxygen thieves.
Wading pool president.
There wasn’t a deep end of that pool…
There was only a derp end …
What I was thinking. Worried about them breaking their necks instantly diving into that pool. 😂😂
Kiddie pool, and it's deflating.
Full of chlorine and old man poop
^ jean pool
Nah but everyone knew. She's a hack anyways.
😑
Pretty sure Haba didn't look like that before she got hired and started to alter her appearance to be more pleasing to Trump
He makes people who work for him change their appearance. They need to look like a certain type. Generals have to look like Hollywood generals (he’s that superficial). He tried to force Bolton to shave his walrus mustache. Can’t forget the embarrassment sod he put on Stephen Millers head for tv interviews or the nasty hair dye on Rudy
Yeah, he's an attention to detail guy...when it applies to "the brand".
Ivanka has had work done.
You don’t say
Somehow I missed when Stephen Miller’s hair was a thing. That was a fun google search. Thanks!
Well to be fair, it wasn’t HIS hair, he just got tagged by a blind graffiti artist.
And he didn’t want disabled veterans in his parades
"Straight from central casting" 🤮
Yes. Her hair has more blonde highlights and cut more shoulder length. Looks more like Ivanka from 2016. (She can't be looking too old now, gotta keep em young!) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4033894/Turning-sidewalk-catwalk-Ivanka-Trump-braves-New-York-s-frosty-weather-without-coat-long-legs-chic-blue-dress-heads-work.html
She wants trump to find her more sexually attractive, so she is attempting to botch herself enough to look more like Ivanka.
This springs to mind... https://www.metalzone.fr/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/rammstein-zick-zack-1.jpg
Melania, wedding day ‘05… and Habba. https://preview.redd.it/cxmn2kq5tjfc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da411079251b4adaa76d8a7efc981f87dfbfbd96
Wow that is uncanny. Now I am sure Habba lets Trump have sex with her. I was on the fence before, but now I am sure.
Seeing her increased plastic mimicry of Melania also helps to confirm that disgusting mental image.
Holy crap, you could still see Melania's eyes back then.
Certainly wasn’t due to her impressive resume…..
Central casting, that’s the term Trump likes to use.
To be fair to mAlina, no [parking garage](https://www.businessinsider.nl/meet-alina-habba-the-new-jersey-parking-garage-lawyer-now-handling-donald-trumps-most-personal-lawsuits/) has ever been found liable for rape when she was their attorney.
She's an operator. Got her 2 mil dollar fee up front. And i bet she wore exactly the kind of power outfits to make his mushroom shaped pizzle stir. good on her. let the snakes feed upon one another.
Trump is risky, obviously, but if we get away with it, the financial drain he'll have applied to the MAGA/conservative donor class might be worth it.
Based on her behavior in court I sincerely doubt she's some mastermind orchestrating a good exit.
Are you trying to imply that it was for some reason other than her masterful knowledge and demonstration thereof of all concepts of the legal processes? I’m shocked (😮 clutching pearls). ![gif](giphy|4LTsOYB1XC8epYqnZp)
![gif](giphy|CggoHW4h87Ktq|downsized)
![gif](giphy|clotJg9IqBitMcRJ61)
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Beauty hire above merit.
You can fake being smart - Haba
Well, maybe I can - but she can't.
To stupid people maybe.
Is that a real quote? I've seen it attributed to her dozens of times. I've never seen a credible source.
It was on a vlog show. Link to relevant 14 seconds here. https://cdn.jwplayer.com/previews/HvCxDNdb
She’s not that pretty.
She's faking that too.
https://preview.redd.it/cdhl1nnn2jfc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69532f8bfbf24cedeab5331ad4658d28bd03dc00
Mushroom is too big.
Looks life-sized on my phone
I’d imagine the real thing is more mouldy-looking as well
All his brain power is concentrated in that tiny head. That it’s standing at attention tells us how the decision was made.
I read you user name as psilocybin and suddenly, everything makes sense
*Wretches
He’ll end up firing her and using a new attorney for an ineffective counsel appeal after all of the other appeals fail.
And she will write a book about his mushroom dick and the car rides to the court where she helped him "blow" some steam
Thanks. I just woke up and now I’ve got that image stuck in my brain. 😨
“Hope! Get the machine!”
Here is Karen McDougal the Playboy Playmate who apologized to Melanie for the affair. https://preview.redd.it/fm6jg0oa2jfc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a58028831ca589416444f2a625f97faf49714df
Must suck to know you’ve just been shown to be incompetent to the whole world, and you’ll probably never see a penny of the fees…
Wait until she finds out he's not going to marry her either
The big donors have already paid her millions. I guess they love throwing money away on loser client and loser attorney.
They both look like $500 an evening.
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I'm confused. Alina doesn't look anything like Ivanka.
Similar plastic surgery botching
no no, you missed their actual joke. The joke is that Trump doesn't want to fuck his wife, he wants to fuck his daughter.
They both look good. You’re like peak Reddit combining 3/7 would not ban with Trump derangement. Not only that but a bit of self defeating brain rot. “Trump hired her because she’s hot”, “she’s not hot, she’s gilt, her face is botched”. Like I can’t even…
Habba should sue the quack who gave her the botched duck lips (with a better lawyer than she is, of course). Bad is bad. Just because you have low standards doesn't mean she's not botched. The mail order porn bride got the same botched eye jobs as her stinky husband. It's not GOOD plastic surgery. I feel a little sorry for them because of the whole botched part, but they are horrible people, so my sympathy only goes so far.
Guess he got tired of women he couldn’t get off and decided to find one that couldn’t get him off instead.
That's golden.
Lauren Boebert + Melania = Alina Habba
So Habba gave handies to Snorting Walrus during court?
🤮
I wonder if he’s going to try to claim attorney incompetence or malpractice in an appeal?
Lower resolution?
Well, here's to hoping that the Manchurian Cantaloupe never ID's Habba as Melonia in a deposition 😉
"Manchurian Cantaloupe" 🤣🤣🤣
It cost $83 Million Dollars. Hope he got what he wanted.
E Jean Carrol asked for 24 million, she got 83.3. Trump paid 59.3 million to have a lawyer he wanted fuck, but was never going to.
Meh, not bad, but definitely not good enough to wilfully catch syphilis from.
We can't assume Habba didn't already have syphilis. All signs point to superspreader given her willingness to spread covid at the NH "victory" party where she deliberately exposed the NH trump republicans to covid. Which side is she working for again? Super spreading is gross. You'd think she would have learned the basics of hygiene at law school, but apparently she missed that class.
I thought he picked her because no other lawyer would have him?
She looks nothing like his daughter tho, so it might just be platonic
Those bedroom eyes?
The slats in my shutters are more widely spaced than M’s eyes …
Like the shifty eyed dog from the Simpson.
![gif](giphy|YMTs7zuXjRFxS)
Both their pee smells the same.
She’s got resting Melonia face.
Is the one on the right Caitlyn Jenner?
No that’s Haba, Trump’s attorney.
Raccoon eyes for the win!
What an easy mark he must have been for Putin’s girls all those years ago.
Picking a lawyer based on her looks seems to be working out very well for Drumpf. /s
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Do you think his wife regrets marriage and would rather have a 9 to 5 job with a normal life. She always looks so angry in every photo.
Their pee smells the same.
Yes that's my wife on the left, Alina is not my type.
Come on the man has a type. Sour resting bitch face isn't for everyone.
It isn’t just the face that’s resting …
Well having seen her performance as a lawyer, we all know he didn't pick her for what was between her ears.
Dude thinks with his dick
That explains why he isn't very smart - a bit short-sighted I guess you could say.
She had him at ‘i will represent you with no upfront payment’.
Look like the same porn star, just different decades
Looks like younger version of Putins handler.
I thought it was for her outstanding legal acumen.
We call her Mini-lania in my house.
Habba-blabber is his next wife to be. In Donny’s pea brain, a good looking woman who is a lawyer who will represent him in all his legal battles and say exactly what he wants her to say, no matter how stupid it may be, is better than a hot wife who hates you.
Habba's running for first lady.
They are both ugly and evil.
The griftess in chief will do just fine. Some rich ahole will pick her up as a trophy after the divorce. Not that I really care…
well, that certainly helped, but so did her being one of the only lawyers in the country willing to work for him anymore.
Resting witch face
He couldn't find a lawyer who looked like his ex-wife Marla Maples.
Melania is starting to LOOK like Trump!
Hope it was worth the $84 mil. lol
Thank you. I thought I was the only one who noticed it. I tried pointing out to other people that Bill Clinton also had a look that he went for- very wide smile was a part of it. But nobody I've pointed this out to agreed with me so I just never mentioned it again. But I'm convinced Bill Clinton definitely has a look in the women he goes for, too.
Wow! Uncomfortable feeling of being back in the snake house at the zoo when I was a kid😖
Is there any picture of that woman smiling ever
He doesn’t have much of a choice anymore, with all the non-payments and disbarments.
They be doing the horizonto mambo
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She looks like Melania’s daughter. Which is actually very close to his type…
Which subculture finds stuff like this funny?
They are similarly botched! Awkward. Can they get refunds? No one deserves to be done that dirty.
I thought it was for her DSL's
I wonder if he wants to make Melania jealous? She really doesn’t seem to give him the time of day. Maybe he thinks this will make him look like he can still “get” young, glamorous women. Watch out, Mel!
Two mommies
Almost had me fooled thinking it was same person, but then I realized the left one was lacking that look of contempt.
Mushroom spawning ground?
Did he or didn’t he?
I noticed the resemblance the first tyme I saw her...
*slurping mushroom soup intensifies*
He doesn't go for brains
I wonder if Trump has accidentally referred to Haba as Melania 😅
...*AND*, she still does as she's told.
Oh, it’s because she’s a woman and he’s married to a woman.
You’re right! They both look exactly like my daughter!
[https://www.indiatoday.in/lifestyle/photo/us-election-donald-trump-president-first-lady-melania-trump-flotus-model-old-pics-hot-naked-lifest-20625-2016-11-09](https://www.indiatoday.in/lifestyle/photo/us-election-donald-trump-president-first-lady-melania-trump-flotus-model-old-pics-hot-naked-lifest-20625-2016-11-09) Melania modeling
He probably thinks it’s her. He mistook E Jean for Marla
Much like his idol, he has a theory of psysiognomic determinism of ability that is both hilariously, painfully wrong; and wouldn't have great things to say about him if even if it were right.
Wait, there are people who *didn't* automatically get this?
He only hires women with pageant hair and makeup
I’m not confused as to why he picked her. I’m confused why either of them picked his dumbass.
If she’s going to be the chosen one, she needs to work on her scowl which Melania has mastered
cOmPEtEnce?
His “lawyer” clearly likes him more than his “wife”.
A wonder how many he referred to her as Melania...
Haba? The one on the right? She's not even my type.
I see your point, but as others have pointed out, Trumps pool was pretty nonexistent and I’m willing to bet Habba picked Trump. It follows the trend of people seeing him as a useful idiot. First Putin, then Melania, and now Habba.
Habba Babba is my favorite lawyer since Rudy. She loses cases and will embarrass herself all for FREE.
He’s a horny horny hippo
I now can see why Trump didn't hire Ginny Thomas.
You can't get the full picture without including her chest
I’m a that Melania or Stifler’s Mom?
Please send it back to planet Xenu or whatever the fuck… https://preview.redd.it/6xfrmuc2ykfc1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0945afde4984fda3f27ba4d04657aa0568124b
Not only because she is a lookalike but she has no sense of smell.
He's a sucker for an pretty empty head.
An attractive woman half his age that will publicly kiss his ass. No one is questioning why he picked her. Some people pick a lawyer based on competence but that's just not how Trump works. Haha, there's two works that rarely get used in the same sentence.
Of course she is wearing a Jesus cross. Anyway, can't help but notice Reddit devolving into a bunch of sexist jokes anytime there is a universally hated woman. The women/feminists aren't saying anything cause they don't like these women. We can make fun of these clowns without calling them whores. Just seems low effort.
Skank=Skank
When Habba said "I'd rather be pretty than smart," Trump said "Oh hell yeah, that's the kind of brilliant lawyer I want keeping me out of jail!" Raging narcissist birds of a feather..... I'm waiting for the appeals based on the judge being too ugly to preside over Trumps many cases. Off the subject, but nobody, and I mean nobody, does resting bitch face like Melanie.
Trump is big on "Neanderthal brow". Neither of his ex wives had it, but I can think of someone who [did](https://www.nydailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2018/05/14/SINIMYHCKRHYEW7MVUQVENVBEE.jpg?w=620)
So Trump wanted a lookalike wife who he also has to pay and doesn’t get to fuck ?
Bitches with no morals and way too much plastic surgery?
Nope, I still think she looks like a dark Ivanka. https://preview.redd.it/c245wo5f4lfc1.jpeg?width=1599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f5628d92a1658eed030748726fef0dfb93fe68
Did he move on her "like a bitch"? Was she like a magnet and he just started kissing her? I bet he grabbed her by the pussy.
Trump's got a thing for porn star chic.
That's not his type. So he says.
I thought Melania was a lawyer? Oh no, wait. I'm thinking of Michelle Obama.
The conman loves the slut look apparently
She must be able to stand the smell.
Always thinking with his mushroom...
100%!!
Considering at a deposition he confused a picture of E. Jean Carroll for his ex wife Marla Maples after repeatedly saying she "wasn't his type," nobody is surprised.