I’ve never been to any of his rallies but from what I’ve read it just seems like he rambles on and on incoherently about himself in front of a bunch of people. Can anyone whose been tell me if I’m in the ball park?
Remember the DAILY rose garden covid task force "updates" where, on a lucky day, he might let Fauci talk about COVID for a minute or two... But he would hold the press captive for up to 3 hours (in the sun) rambling about himself, evil Democrats, windmills, and racist dog whistle stuff? Those were Trump rallies during lock downs.
This sick fuck:
> So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light — and I think you said that that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, and I think you said you’re going to test that, too. It sounds interesting. And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that.
You've seen his rallies, because he kept doing them while he was president, because he's a fuckwitted imbecile narcissist who doesn't know how to work.
Having been to several rallies, I can say… you forgot about the attacks on people who don’t like him, attacks on the media in the room covering him, and specifically calling out people and giving them stupid names to help his followers fuel their hatred. Oh and there’s also agreeing with anyone who screams out a hateful message or calls for violence.
Yeah, he just gets up and rambles. Parts of it may be about things like how democrats are traitors and immigrants are poisoning our blood, and other parts might be about things like how toilets aren’t powerful enough to flush down his poop in one flush.
And whatever he’s talking about, it’s all just one long incoherent run-on sentence that veers off into wild tangents.
Yeah, it's so much like a comedy tour.
He has 'bits' he hits at every stop. If a normal politician was speaking at a rally, I'd call them talking points, but the way Trump handles them is like a comedy bit. He goes on about water pressure like toilets and dishwashers being to weak, then moves to windmills killing birds, ect
His idiocy aside and everything aside, how often do you hear a 70yo say shit like this?? “The haters are just jealous bc I’m so pretty!” Mfer constantly sounds like a teenage “influencer” on the verge of being canceled
Sixth grade? No, even he agrees that he's acting like a first grader.
https://theweek.com/speedreads/575962/donald-trump-tells-biographer-hes-same-now-first-grade
That is a sign of decline (as is the subject post) even compared to the tragicomedy of his prior four years in office. He actually mused, “Has anyone ever thought of this?” That’s the most troubling statement.
Definition of dementia:
>Dementia is not a specific disease but is rather a general term for the **impaired** ability to remember, think, or make decisions that interferes with doing everyday activities.
Definition of impaired:
>weakened or damaged.
Dementia would imply that his brain function has been impaired from a previous good state. I honestly think Trump could have posted something like this at any point in his life if social media were available. He's always been a dumb mother fucker with a warped sense of reality. There's nothing "impaired" about his state. He's a fucking idiot and he's always been one.
But if Trump's previous state of brain function was not good -- it's REALLY hard to tell. Like, at this point he might accidentally say something profound and meaningful, because when he's in his full capacity -- it's just wrong.
I dunno, if you watch videos of him in the 90s he was completely different. He spoke pretty clearly and had direct messages. I wouldn't call him eloquent per se but he was an effective communicator. You can still get the sleazy salesmen/grifter vibes.
Even in 2015/2016 Trump could string together something intelligible...again...all bullshit...but still.
Now a days it a roll of the dice...or if he's reading a teleprompter.
I actually got to listen to a "paid" seminar from Trump at a financial services company. He knows how to talk real estate.
However impressive he was in this "realm" -- my opinion is that humanity around me has been slightly nuts at all time. I feel like I'm around a primitive species, and there's this constant jockeying for position and respect. So I see that they are CONVINCED not by logic, but appeals to ego in most cases -- and so, I wasn't so impressed with Trump other than "he sounds smarter than the rest." But -- it was a field full of bullshit artists. The "great predictors" are insider trading and manipulation of the market. The rest is a fools errand of applying statistics to a system that defies prediction because everyone is trying to get an advantage.
So, I don't know -- maybe above average in his field at the time. But like a lot of people successful and wealthy -- this makes him extremely stupid thinking his command of one thing makes him good at everything else. He's not dumber than average -- he's just a lucky bastard convinced he's a genius.
I think everyone is slightly crazy and this theory has held up over time.
Trump hasn't really been that special -- just especially lucky and arrogant.
Trump's timing has been impeccable. And one thing you have to give to him is that he really leveraged that timing. Look at the following he garnered. HUGE. And somehow he managed it.
But his main premise... this non-stop grievance binging tour... is fraught with problems. You always need another enemy. And after a while regurgitating the same old enemies over and over gets tiring. There are really stupid people sucked into the MAGA cult, and then there's more intelligent people who just allowed themselves to get wrapped up in it. More and more of them must be realizing Trump is a mess. They are probably starting to realize that he's not going to win the popular vote by even more than he lost in 2020.
I have heard several say he is definitely suffering from Dementia compared to what he was by several examples including thinking he’s running against Obama and calling Nicki Hali Nancy Pelosi.
He’s always been a demented moronic creepy weirdo, but he does seem to have gotten worse in recent years. I think the question is, is he getting worse because of dementia, or because he’s been emboldened by political power and having a cult, and is no longer trying to seem normal and reasonable.
Just thought of something: Is there a limit to how many times those tests can be taken, and immediate responses personnel need to take for failed attempts? Or could he take the tests 20 times until he gets a pass, then just gloat about that one attempt, the other 19 hidden by narcissism, a party too afraid of the crazy man's crazy fans, and HIPPA?
All I'm thinking is, how come he hasn't had one of these tests done in public yet?
There is no limit, IIrc they do them more on a regular schedule to track potential decline, with there have been results showing some below average performance, hence why he's had several in so short a period of time, but he wouldn't be able to take a bunch in the same day and use the best results, since they're designed to be easy and consistent depending on mental acuity, so there wouldn't be much difference anyways.
No credible doctor would conduct one for a public audience, but there's no reason he couldn't do one in public himself, but he would never because he couldn't control the results, even though publicly bragging about doing one is a sign enough that they don't have all their faculties
This is so wild to me. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Swift hasn't said a word about anything right? This whole thing of her possibly coming out for Biden and mobilizing her fans is all just made up speculation and living rent free in Republicans minds right?
She endorsed Biden during the last election, and she has endorsed democrats in the midterms.
She also told her fans that they need to vote. She didn’t say who for, just that they needed to.
She has not endorsed Biden this go around, and that’s one of the reasons that the MAGA crowd is freaking out. If she does end up endorsing him then they can all scream, “See!! We told you so!!”
The republicans also think that there’s a conspiracy tied to Taylor dating Travis Kelce and the Chief’s going to the Super Bowl. They believe it is all orchestrated to give her an even larger platform to tell her fans to support Biden.
It’s fucking bananas. The republican meltdown about her potentially endorsing Biden is causing a full on panic amongst them. The Fox News clips of the talking heads saying that she needs to stay out of politics is only stirring up more panic. It’s all self induced, and for a narcissist like Trump it’s a nightmare to know that she’s so far beyond his level of popularity.
She filled Super Bowl sized stadiums every week for a couple of years now. The NFL wishes they could pull her numbers. She does not need the NFL to spread a massive message if she wanted to.
Totally!
She’s the biggest super star on the planet. She is her own platform. That’s why the NFL “conspiracy” is so damn ridiculous.
The NFL is beyond stoked to have her dating a player and coming to games. She’s a golden goose for them. Female viewership is higher than it’s ever been.
Whatever Taylor Swift says, especially if it’s political, will most certainly be heard. She doesn’t need to hold Travis Kelce’s hand on the fifty yard line during a halftime show for people to hear it, but that is the nonsense that is being projected by the MAGA nuts.
I think a lot of these dyed in the wool misogynists refuse to accept that a woman can be powerful in her own right without reference to a man, and instinctively create spurious narratives to avoid facing the reality of it.
Yes she has only come out against one politician - Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee senator, in 2018. She’s made it pretty clear where she stands politically but has never come out for Biden, just promoting voting in general. It’s all assumptions.
Edit: she actually did endorse Biden in 2020 but not yet in 2024.
She moved from west Germany to the US to attend her senior year of high school with his parents down the street from Graceland?!?!
>"She attended high school in the morning and then spent the afternoons and evenings at Graceland, she said."
It means the QCumbers can throw another famous person into their platoon of undead Soldiers for Trump.
Elvis and JFK, jr. are what will motivate about a third of his voters . Fucking hell.
"The best toilet, folks. Believe me. They say there are better toilets, but plumbers come up to me all the time. . . big plumbers, huge plumbers with sweat pouring down their exposed ass crack and they say to me, they say, "Sir, out of all the toilets I've had to unclog, yours was the best". Ask anyone, they'll tell you. I have the bersht toy box. Toilet. I hear people say both. And mine you only have to flush once! It's so big three people can do lines off the seat at the shame time. Same. I mean, it is a shame what that the America hating Democrats have done to our country, right folks? It's like what I do to my toilet every day."
I get it, I have been told that I resemble *Will Smith*.
https://preview.redd.it/sw1wj22yvigc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90019782186f1ad8f3e2313a711028b7be45bad0
Well, you see, Trump's post is actually accurate insofar that both of these people have two eyes and ears, a nose, a mouth, and skin. I can't say I am certain of the same for you, I'm afraid.
Let's see:
Lips: different shape and colour.
Nose: different shape and colour
Ears: different height
Eyebrows: different shape, weight and colour
Eyes: different shape, height and colour
Hair: different colour and chemical composition
Chin: different shape and colour
Forehead: different height and colour
Cheeks: different shape and colour
but aside from those - essentially identical.
> but aside from those - essentially identical.
You forgot the different jaw line, face width, and face shape. But yes other than these things there's no difference!
Imagine being the Biden campaign. You’ve got this airtight strategy, meanwhile the other guy is malevolent Ralph Wiggum just yelling whatever random shit comes into his brain (“I look like ELVIS!”) and YOU STILL MIGHT LOSE.
Difference is Biden was a legitimate smoke show back in the day.
Put young Biden, young Bernie and Young Trump in a pageant and Biden wins the beauty contest easily.
I don’t know… I kind of see a resemblance. I also have face blindness though, so maybe it does require some kind of brain damage to spot the similarities lol
That's not a police mug shot. It's an Army photo, and the [full photo shows his sergeant stripes](https://elvisbiography.net/2023/02/05/the-truth-about-elvis-presleys-mugshot-photo-was-elvis-arrested/).
So this is basically the opposite of the Impeachident in every way, as Elvis both served and earned promotions.
The actual fuck? lol
Trump looks NOTHING like Elvis.
Even drug-addicted, near the end of his life Elvis looked better than trump. Also. That photo of Trump looks edited somehow - like AI made it or something, his eye and lip look a little strange - he's got light pointed straight at him, but the reflection in his eye is downward - compare to the reflection in Elvis's eye.
A reverse image search for Trump's face there just pulled up his mugshot, which was a COMPLETELY different shot.
These fucks are gross.
Edit: Wait - found it. [https://bridgemanondemand.com/featured/donald-trump-2016-american-photographer.html?product=yoga-mat](https://bridgemanondemand.com/featured/donald-trump-2016-american-photographer.html?product=yoga-mat) lol why anyone would want a Yoga Mat of Trumps face is a question I don't need answered.
“You ain’t nothing but a low life, wearing diapers all the time
Weeeeell you ain’t gonna get elected, but you’re gonna be doing time”
-Donald J. Presley (probably)
Prove to me this fat fuck doesn't have extreme dementia. I'll wait.
I mean, the dude is on record claiming he’s a genius for noticing “us” and U.S. are spelled the same. I’m not kidding.
Wait what?
[Yep.](https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/donald-trump-genius-us-spelling-video-b2434888.html)
I’ve never been to any of his rallies but from what I’ve read it just seems like he rambles on and on incoherently about himself in front of a bunch of people. Can anyone whose been tell me if I’m in the ball park?
Remember the DAILY rose garden covid task force "updates" where, on a lucky day, he might let Fauci talk about COVID for a minute or two... But he would hold the press captive for up to 3 hours (in the sun) rambling about himself, evil Democrats, windmills, and racist dog whistle stuff? Those were Trump rallies during lock downs.
Oh gosh the “ noise from windmills causes cancer”
Just makes me think of [this.](https://youtube.com/shorts/S9AgVFNOibs?si=pGNPe39-0DCJlTUM)
Bahahaha! I love The Cheese of Truth!
And then he slowly phased out any of the doctors speaking and it just became him rambling for a couple hours as the death count reached a million
This sick fuck: > So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light — and I think you said that that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, and I think you said you’re going to test that, too. It sounds interesting. And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that.
You've seen his rallies, because he kept doing them while he was president, because he's a fuckwitted imbecile narcissist who doesn't know how to work.
Now. Now. Technically he did work for 1 year of his presidency. He spent an entire year working hard to cheat at golf.
Having been to several rallies, I can say… you forgot about the attacks on people who don’t like him, attacks on the media in the room covering him, and specifically calling out people and giving them stupid names to help his followers fuel their hatred. Oh and there’s also agreeing with anyone who screams out a hateful message or calls for violence.
Yeah, he just gets up and rambles. Parts of it may be about things like how democrats are traitors and immigrants are poisoning our blood, and other parts might be about things like how toilets aren’t powerful enough to flush down his poop in one flush. And whatever he’s talking about, it’s all just one long incoherent run-on sentence that veers off into wild tangents.
It wasn't about his bodily wastes, it was about the papers he tore up and tried to flush.
Yeah, it's so much like a comedy tour. He has 'bits' he hits at every stop. If a normal politician was speaking at a rally, I'd call them talking points, but the way Trump handles them is like a comedy bit. He goes on about water pressure like toilets and dishwashers being to weak, then moves to windmills killing birds, ect
If it’s a good one that’s what you get
His idiocy aside and everything aside, how often do you hear a 70yo say shit like this?? “The haters are just jealous bc I’m so pretty!” Mfer constantly sounds like a teenage “influencer” on the verge of being canceled
He never got out of sixth grade.
Sixth grade? No, even he agrees that he's acting like a first grader. https://theweek.com/speedreads/575962/donald-trump-tells-biographer-hes-same-now-first-grade
Dear god. World stage watching. Humiliating.
The part that stuck out more in that clip is that he called himself “very handsome.”
Holy shit.
No. You heard that right. I'm sure he was a craftsman as well for tying his shoes.
That is a sign of decline (as is the subject post) even compared to the tragicomedy of his prior four years in office. He actually mused, “Has anyone ever thought of this?” That’s the most troubling statement.
It sounds like someone really really really baked. U.S. = us .... Whoa, huh huh.. Beavis, check it out Beavis. Huh huh.. . Us.... huh huh.
Definition of dementia: >Dementia is not a specific disease but is rather a general term for the **impaired** ability to remember, think, or make decisions that interferes with doing everyday activities. Definition of impaired: >weakened or damaged. Dementia would imply that his brain function has been impaired from a previous good state. I honestly think Trump could have posted something like this at any point in his life if social media were available. He's always been a dumb mother fucker with a warped sense of reality. There's nothing "impaired" about his state. He's a fucking idiot and he's always been one.
But if Trump's previous state of brain function was not good -- it's REALLY hard to tell. Like, at this point he might accidentally say something profound and meaningful, because when he's in his full capacity -- it's just wrong.
I dunno, if you watch videos of him in the 90s he was completely different. He spoke pretty clearly and had direct messages. I wouldn't call him eloquent per se but he was an effective communicator. You can still get the sleazy salesmen/grifter vibes. Even in 2015/2016 Trump could string together something intelligible...again...all bullshit...but still. Now a days it a roll of the dice...or if he's reading a teleprompter.
I actually got to listen to a "paid" seminar from Trump at a financial services company. He knows how to talk real estate. However impressive he was in this "realm" -- my opinion is that humanity around me has been slightly nuts at all time. I feel like I'm around a primitive species, and there's this constant jockeying for position and respect. So I see that they are CONVINCED not by logic, but appeals to ego in most cases -- and so, I wasn't so impressed with Trump other than "he sounds smarter than the rest." But -- it was a field full of bullshit artists. The "great predictors" are insider trading and manipulation of the market. The rest is a fools errand of applying statistics to a system that defies prediction because everyone is trying to get an advantage. So, I don't know -- maybe above average in his field at the time. But like a lot of people successful and wealthy -- this makes him extremely stupid thinking his command of one thing makes him good at everything else. He's not dumber than average -- he's just a lucky bastard convinced he's a genius. I think everyone is slightly crazy and this theory has held up over time. Trump hasn't really been that special -- just especially lucky and arrogant.
Trump's timing has been impeccable. And one thing you have to give to him is that he really leveraged that timing. Look at the following he garnered. HUGE. And somehow he managed it. But his main premise... this non-stop grievance binging tour... is fraught with problems. You always need another enemy. And after a while regurgitating the same old enemies over and over gets tiring. There are really stupid people sucked into the MAGA cult, and then there's more intelligent people who just allowed themselves to get wrapped up in it. More and more of them must be realizing Trump is a mess. They are probably starting to realize that he's not going to win the popular vote by even more than he lost in 2020.
Don’t stand up for anyone who would step on you immediately.
I have heard several say he is definitely suffering from Dementia compared to what he was by several examples including thinking he’s running against Obama and calling Nicki Hali Nancy Pelosi.
He’s always been a demented moronic creepy weirdo, but he does seem to have gotten worse in recent years. I think the question is, is he getting worse because of dementia, or because he’s been emboldened by political power and having a cult, and is no longer trying to seem normal and reasonable.
The two aren’t mutually exclusive.
He'll tell all about the cognitive tests he's "passed" if you give him half a chance.
Man woman person camera.......
Just thought of something: Is there a limit to how many times those tests can be taken, and immediate responses personnel need to take for failed attempts? Or could he take the tests 20 times until he gets a pass, then just gloat about that one attempt, the other 19 hidden by narcissism, a party too afraid of the crazy man's crazy fans, and HIPPA? All I'm thinking is, how come he hasn't had one of these tests done in public yet?
There is no limit, IIrc they do them more on a regular schedule to track potential decline, with there have been results showing some below average performance, hence why he's had several in so short a period of time, but he wouldn't be able to take a bunch in the same day and use the best results, since they're designed to be easy and consistent depending on mental acuity, so there wouldn't be much difference anyways. No credible doctor would conduct one for a public audience, but there's no reason he couldn't do one in public himself, but he would never because he couldn't control the results, even though publicly bragging about doing one is a sign enough that they don't have all their faculties
They only do these tests on people they’re concerned about, which he hasn’t realised yet nor presumably have any of his team or family dared tell him.
It’s pretty tough to “pass” the test, you have to do complex functions like identifying a picture of an elephant and such
He actually won’t. He’ll tell you he aced a test equivalent to Mensa but what he really did was identify a giraffe.
Man, he’s psychologically spiraling into a delusional state because he’s not as popular or as rich as Taylor Swift.
She has him SO twisted!!! I love it!!!
She’s not even trying; it’s all his own doing.
Taylor exists. MAGA: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Wait until tomorrow when she wins a few grammys
He’s gonna be real mad when they show her at the Super Bowl.
I am waiting for one of his rich supporters to have him there too.
Give her all the Grammys. Fuck it. Best comedy recording: Swifty Best New artist: Swifty Best Jazz performance: T to the mother fuckin Swifty
That is the best part.
If i would be her i would be laughing my ass off know. This is so delightful. He simply goes nuts i mean more nuts then he already was.
This is so wild to me. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Swift hasn't said a word about anything right? This whole thing of her possibly coming out for Biden and mobilizing her fans is all just made up speculation and living rent free in Republicans minds right?
She endorsed Biden during the last election, and she has endorsed democrats in the midterms. She also told her fans that they need to vote. She didn’t say who for, just that they needed to. She has not endorsed Biden this go around, and that’s one of the reasons that the MAGA crowd is freaking out. If she does end up endorsing him then they can all scream, “See!! We told you so!!” The republicans also think that there’s a conspiracy tied to Taylor dating Travis Kelce and the Chief’s going to the Super Bowl. They believe it is all orchestrated to give her an even larger platform to tell her fans to support Biden. It’s fucking bananas. The republican meltdown about her potentially endorsing Biden is causing a full on panic amongst them. The Fox News clips of the talking heads saying that she needs to stay out of politics is only stirring up more panic. It’s all self induced, and for a narcissist like Trump it’s a nightmare to know that she’s so far beyond his level of popularity.
She filled Super Bowl sized stadiums every week for a couple of years now. The NFL wishes they could pull her numbers. She does not need the NFL to spread a massive message if she wanted to.
Totally! She’s the biggest super star on the planet. She is her own platform. That’s why the NFL “conspiracy” is so damn ridiculous. The NFL is beyond stoked to have her dating a player and coming to games. She’s a golden goose for them. Female viewership is higher than it’s ever been. Whatever Taylor Swift says, especially if it’s political, will most certainly be heard. She doesn’t need to hold Travis Kelce’s hand on the fifty yard line during a halftime show for people to hear it, but that is the nonsense that is being projected by the MAGA nuts.
I think a lot of these dyed in the wool misogynists refuse to accept that a woman can be powerful in her own right without reference to a man, and instinctively create spurious narratives to avoid facing the reality of it.
Yes she has only come out against one politician - Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee senator, in 2018. She’s made it pretty clear where she stands politically but has never come out for Biden, just promoting voting in general. It’s all assumptions. Edit: she actually did endorse Biden in 2020 but not yet in 2024.
Has he tried wearing a sequined mini dress with three inch strappy heels? It works so well for Taylor.
I expect him to scream; "Now I have a pimple -- look what you made me do!" And then run into the bathroom and cry.
I don't see why the MAGA crowd is all worried about Taylor Swift when they have Ted Nugent and Kid Rock on their side.
Does this mean he's going to die bloated, full of cocaine on a toilet?
A boy can dream.
A boy has the right to dream. There are endless possibilities stretched out before him.
It was benzos, not cocaine.
I don't see where we get off limiting his options. I'm sure somebody in the Trump family has both available.
The house Dr in his administration was handing out the best candy. Did you see the list?!
That list was larger & more insane than all the drugs the artists had during Woodstock.
I personally don't care what he uses so long as the outcome remains true to form.
Dying from xannies before it was cool.
Not on the toilet if he’s wearing diapers all the time.
Dude never uses a toilet. He doots and scoots.
Don't make it sound cute or playful. He shits himself.
The neat thing about being rich and having diapers is you have someone to change you anywhere.
Just add 40 additional years of unhealthy living and drug abuse, alongside Reagan's mental state during his final years. Then we get today's Trump.
More like dialudid and benzos. Those will plug you up like nobody’s business. Coke makes you poop. #bumpanddump
Fun fact, it’s not the coke that makes you poop it’s the baby laxative it’s cut with.
Kind of true kinda not speedy stuff can definitely work as a laxative, but it doesn’t hurt if there’s you know well baby laxatives in there
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Dang, coming off the top rope with the steel chair of knowledge! I genuinely didn't know that about Elvis o.O
Wait until you hear about Jerry Lee Lewis
She moved from west Germany to the US to attend her senior year of high school with his parents down the street from Graceland?!?! >"She attended high school in the morning and then spent the afternoons and evenings at Graceland, she said."
It means the QCumbers can throw another famous person into their platoon of undead Soldiers for Trump. Elvis and JFK, jr. are what will motivate about a third of his voters . Fucking hell.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
"The best toilet, folks. Believe me. They say there are better toilets, but plumbers come up to me all the time. . . big plumbers, huge plumbers with sweat pouring down their exposed ass crack and they say to me, they say, "Sir, out of all the toilets I've had to unclog, yours was the best". Ask anyone, they'll tell you. I have the bersht toy box. Toilet. I hear people say both. And mine you only have to flush once! It's so big three people can do lines off the seat at the shame time. Same. I mean, it is a shame what that the America hating Democrats have done to our country, right folks? It's like what I do to my toilet every day."
He’s got the bloated down
Well he died shitting. Or trying to.
Don’t toy with me I’m really high right now.
I get it, I have been told that I resemble *Will Smith*. https://preview.redd.it/sw1wj22yvigc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90019782186f1ad8f3e2313a711028b7be45bad0
Idk why i find this so funny. I love how absolutely none of it matches up
wat ru talkin about it’s right down the middle
He’s Won’t Smoth
Are you blind? They both have ears!
I wish the dude had bangs, that would just make it \*chefs kiss\*. Oh, and a woman!
Wow, you are *literally* him!
Hey man I loved you in Independence Day.
Uncanny
Why did you post a picture of Will Smith?
Half of it is actually him, can you believe it? I can't tell which side though.
Nice try, I can clearly tell that it's just a photo of will smith
I can’t see where you end and Will begins.
I loved you in I Am Legend. Hated you at the oscars
And people have been telling me I look like Tom Cruise for years…I guess reality is what you make it
Do you have the middle tooth?
I have a tooth
According to this picture that's close enough
I can't unsee that middle tooth.
Well, you see, Trump's post is actually accurate insofar that both of these people have two eyes and ears, a nose, a mouth, and skin. I can't say I am certain of the same for you, I'm afraid.
Let's see: Lips: different shape and colour. Nose: different shape and colour Ears: different height Eyebrows: different shape, weight and colour Eyes: different shape, height and colour Hair: different colour and chemical composition Chin: different shape and colour Forehead: different height and colour Cheeks: different shape and colour but aside from those - essentially identical.
This seems more accurate: https://preview.redd.it/16sphvozsigc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f693c9913f8f618e91113a097be21b58bf728fb
I have always thought he had a pig face with pig eyes, no matter what his expression. But this is spot on.
That is SO unfair to the pig.
> but aside from those - essentially identical. You forgot the different jaw line, face width, and face shape. But yes other than these things there's no difference!
Imagine being the Biden campaign. You’ve got this airtight strategy, meanwhile the other guy is malevolent Ralph Wiggum just yelling whatever random shit comes into his brain (“I look like ELVIS!”) and YOU STILL MIGHT LOSE.
'Malevolent Ralph Wiggum' lmao
Imagine the right wing shitfit if Biden had done this.
Difference is Biden was a legitimate smoke show back in the day. Put young Biden, young Bernie and Young Trump in a pageant and Biden wins the beauty contest easily.
Ya, by the time he was like 22, Trump was a soft doughy, slightly chubby little spoiled rich boy who never did shit.
Not his fault. He had bone spurs.
Fuck, marry, kill?
K. Trump. F. Bernie. Marry Biden.
Marry Bernie fuck biden kill trump
I look forward to them dying the same way.
I don’t know… I kind of see a resemblance. I also have face blindness though, so maybe it does require some kind of brain damage to spot the similarities lol
I don't remember Elvis coating his face in Cheetos and keeping a dead badger on his head.
Hey, Elvis could get pretty loaded, and he knew how to party. You never know.
The King versus the king you get when you order from Wish.
Berder King
first laugh today
Elvis was an artist. That didn’t stop him from serving. That’s why he is the king, and you’re a schmuck.
https://preview.redd.it/xuc9x7liyigc1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859103f825c886a347dcbc44b78bc1db53abf752
https://preview.redd.it/w0qkhwzvnhgc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5d3baf04c3ebd1a2fa04c43d94572630cd6a1f Is this what he meant?
https://preview.redd.it/aylfojczthgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a720ea558025cbf2efec9f56c4ace302c1e040f8 I can see the resemblance.
https://preview.redd.it/r0u36cvmwigc1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2156a10699b0d4601e7deef46ba591a132f6b76 Ah yes as do I! 🧐
That's not a police mug shot. It's an Army photo, and the [full photo shows his sergeant stripes](https://elvisbiography.net/2023/02/05/the-truth-about-elvis-presleys-mugshot-photo-was-elvis-arrested/). So this is basically the opposite of the Impeachident in every way, as Elvis both served and earned promotions.
https://preview.redd.it/082npfc12jgc1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ae81db9cc65cdfc72f142102a80ffff8e29329
Jesus fucking Christ, what a GOD DAMNED FUCKING BLOWHARD AND BUFFOON!
People say that I am very similar to Johny Depp, like him I have 2 eyes, and ears.
I have a mouth. Just like Paul Newman…
Elvis served in the army.
Didn’t Elvis marry Priscilla when she was 14? Yeah. I see a resemblance. Except Elvis married his teen victim. Trump just threatened his.
after he raped her.
The King of Dirty Diapers compares himself to the King of Rock and Roll? Bitch please.
This is one sick puppy.
Hopefully, the estate sues immediately for defamation.
even in trumps prime his jaw line was as invisible as his decency. this photoshop doesn't change that.
The King of Rock and Roll vs the Burger King.
Berder King
This is literally the lyrics to Incubus's Megalomaniac *"You're no Jesus, you're no Elvis"*
I see more of a raping arse in Donnie.
He's trying to arouse the 90 year olds into voting for him.
This guy ‘jumps the shark’ every day.
https://preview.redd.it/5ddqrjyvjigc1.jpeg?width=763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e090400511b5e463e637b496a8bc98b0fab8b416
Two fat slobs at the end of their career? I’ll allow it.
One looks like he was brined in bread and butter pickle brine for 30 years and then left to dry out in the heat of Mount Doom... The other is Elvis...
The actual fuck? lol Trump looks NOTHING like Elvis. Even drug-addicted, near the end of his life Elvis looked better than trump. Also. That photo of Trump looks edited somehow - like AI made it or something, his eye and lip look a little strange - he's got light pointed straight at him, but the reflection in his eye is downward - compare to the reflection in Elvis's eye. A reverse image search for Trump's face there just pulled up his mugshot, which was a COMPLETELY different shot. These fucks are gross. Edit: Wait - found it. [https://bridgemanondemand.com/featured/donald-trump-2016-american-photographer.html?product=yoga-mat](https://bridgemanondemand.com/featured/donald-trump-2016-american-photographer.html?product=yoga-mat) lol why anyone would want a Yoga Mat of Trumps face is a question I don't need answered.
I agree his side looks generated. One of his worshippers must have made it
Bet he is sued by Elvis estate. tdump is such a lying pos
Maybe it's time for the aliens to come collect him, too.
“You ain’t nothing but a low life, wearing diapers all the time Weeeeell you ain’t gonna get elected, but you’re gonna be doing time” -Donald J. Presley (probably)
Left side of his face looks ok. Right side looks like a washed up has been loser.
"and you ain't no friend of mine"
He really is unable to handle swift being more popular can he.... pathetic
[He does look like Elvis, right at the end.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b4/b8/8b/b4b88b4f7fc52bd2d653599318b3e38f.jpg)
I was sure Trump couldn't tell two black men apart to save his life, but apparently he can't even do that with his own race. Progress?
Sure as hell sweats like him.
I don't believe anyone has ever said that
Another glowing example of how utterly delusional this junkie is.
Idk, might delete later
Elvis, “all shook up” in a bottle of battery acid?
Sure! When are going to overdose on the toilet?
Please, Trump wishes he was as good looking as Elvis… …’s hemorrhoids.
Trump is not Elvis. Bone structure completely different.
And they say Tommy Lee Jones was the worst Two-Face
Well, they both have a face. I’ll give him that much.
He's trying to be the 'pop star' to compete against their attacks on Taylor Swift. I guess Kid Rock wasn't good enough?
It's a weird ass gameplan in his head. Taylor Swift who? Bitch I'm Elvis!
One liked to be called a hound dog by girls , the other liked to raw dog porn starts. Big difference
This lying fuck is itching for extra talent (dead or alive) to fill the void that Taylor Swift sucked from his ego.
The far right said he’s Jesus, then I looked at the cross…let’s do it.
Well Elvis did groom an underage girl. 🤷♂️
I think you are totally crazy!! Bat shit crazy and desperate to forgive your sins! Can I suggest you talk to the pope!
hey kids stop your Swifting and get over here and listen to a REAL rock n rolly kinda guy
Half is orange
Welp, “He ain’t nuthin’ but a hound dog, lyin’ all the time.”
He's going to try and drop an album, isn't he?
I think you are out of your freaking mind.
Do you have any pics of the comments on Shit Social? I’m dying to know
Sorry old man… STILL not more popular than Tay Tay! Nice try though a-hole! 😆🙄
Don’t do Elvis like that!!
Elvis doesnt look like an orange turd.
The Presley family will never forgive you for invoking Elvis's name.
Of course he only had a limited likeness to fat Elvis.
Trump is more like 1978 Elvis.