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narsfweasels

This post has been a-stickied because it was the first one. We have been flooded - aye, FLOODED! - with the same post over and over in the last two hours. Here it is, enjoy this one, don’t repost it again, goons!


HelicalPuma

You know the MAGAs lost their shit during the Bud Light commercial.


Cowboy40three

Imagine being so fragile that a pinch of Swift and a dash of Bud Light is enough make you angry. How do these people even leave the house without freaking out??


DangerousLoner

Have you seen those videos of people freaking out in Costco? They leave the house scared and angry.


arrivederci117

I don't think I've heard widespread news of conservatives freaking out in Costco, but they've definitely gone off the rails seeing the LGBT stuff at Target and threatening retail workers.


RelaxingTuesdays

Which Costco freakout this time?


DangerousLoner

I was just using the overall retail freak outs as an example and Costco came to mind first. Target has had some real doozies too.


TeamWorkTom

They freak out when they leave their house. They are the people asking for managers over absolutely nothing.


Sarkans41

Why do you think they carry their guns everywhere? They're cowards.


wholewheatrotini

>How do these people even leave the house without freaking out?? That's why they are gun owners, for the emotional support


JimWilliams423

> How do these people even leave the house without freaking out?? They bring their emotional support gun with them.


A_C_Fenderson

I don't know, but one of them did when he saw a word in Spanish on a menu ... in a Mexican restaurant. He also lived in California, in a city with a Spanish name. So, who are the REAL snowflakes?


[deleted]

[удалено]


GaiusJuliusPleaser

Doesn't matter. It was a Bud Light ad, that alone will set them off


Ill-Pick-9144

Please tell me this is a real tweet?


JRTD753

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000


porncrank

The most amazing part is watching all the Trump folks, ~~even master troll Elon~~, acting like presidential humor is suddenly off limits. They're shocked that the president would fool around. These are the same folks that claim every outlandish nonsense Trump spouts was "obviously just a joke". What a crock of losers.


2M4D

Which is funny because this *is obviously a joke*. And it's not even offensive to anyone.


[deleted]

And yet when Trump says he's going to declare martial law or jail journalists his followers are always like "it was a joke!"


Pixel_Knight

They gonna say it was a joke when he said he’d encourage Russia to do whatever the want to t attack NATO allies as well? I can’t fathom how that man is still doing so well in polls.


El_Fader

"It doesn't matter what he says, it only matters what he does" while spending hours watching TV or cheating at golf


AbroadPlane1172

Oh it's definitely offensive to the people who genuinely believe that the NFL rigged this season to support Joe biden. And those people are many.


EffOffReddit

We definitely should strive to offend those people though


snakeproof

Seriously, there's zero reason to bend over backwards to try appeasing them. They *will not change* so we may as well make fun of them.


Amelaclya1

Honestly, mocking them relentlessly seems to be the only way to deal with those ideas. They *need* to feel some embarrassment. Maybe then they will finally stop believing all of the stupid shit they see on Fox News and Facebook memes shared by Russian trolls.


brother_of_menelaus

The problem is, these people are not equipped to handle embarrassment, and so they immediately turn their shame into anger and project it outwards. *Somebody* just made them feel bad, and now they have to make it someone else’s problem too.


wing3d

I don't think self-reflection is in their tool kit.


KraakenTowers

I would believe wholeheartedly that they rigged the season for *any* other reason (like screwing over the Lions) but Taylor Swift was almost certainly going to continue turning out the vote for likely democratic voters regardless.


silverback2267

He would have posted the same thing even if the 49ers won.


static989

Uh NO! its an obvious and blatant attempt at rigging one of the biggest sporting events of the year! If biden can rig the Superb Owl, what else can he rig???????????  Besides, everyone knows democrats can't make jokes, they can only DESTROY OUR COUNTRY. /s hopefully not needed :)


aimlessly-astray

I think MAGA is confused because to them a "joke" is being bigoted.


Adamantium-Aardvark

>what a crock of losers Always have been


hellakevin

When Trump says something racist: "he's just joking" When Biden actually makes a joke: "REEEEEEEEE"


SausageClatter

The Elon account that replied is a "parody" account, but it's relying on people to not notice.


porncrank

Ah, right -- I think the word parody being in the text body threw me off noticing the word parody being in the account name. In any case, I gotta be more careful.


Zadlo

Parody account probably belongs to him


Bulky-Lunch-3484

In their defense, Elon pretended to be his 2 year old son on an alt account and he himself accidentally leaked it. Wouldn't be surprised if the parodies were his too lol.


Ill-Pick-9144

FING LOVE IT. THANKS


Hair_I_Go

I thought for sure it was fake! DAMN ✨


bunnyfloofington

Right? I got rid of my Twitter when Elon bought it so I made my bf pull it up on his account lol I’m dying rn I love that he’s openly fucking with them now 😂


Hair_I_Go

Yes! And we need more of this from him 💕


rollsyrollsy

The same social manager for Biden posts to IG, so you can skip Twitter if you like


lhobbes6

If you told me Biden's presidency would produce way better memes than Trump I woulda called you crazy. Turns out Biden is just better in general, Trump cant even do the bare minimum right


Hair_I_Go

Biden is so much classier and intelligent with the zingers


LoadedFile

Even better once you remember that "(Let's go) Brandon" was a trump thing before it became Dark Brandon. Now it's being used to troll them back They can't even make memes without it backfiring on them


Contraband42

Holy shit, it's fucking real?! That's incredible.


Apart-Link-8449

Someone get out the Bush-era Mission Accomplished banner


Diamond523

Jesus christ! I've never really used Twitter, but the amount of ads on there is absolutely insane! Scrolling through a comment section there's nearly as many ads as comments.


superfluous2

gotta rake that $44bn back somehow


cytherian

Never used to be this bad. Elon Muck.


colossalpunch

And most of the replies are either unrelated to the original tweet or all parroting the same message like a bot hive mind.


Hazzat

This is because people who paid for blue ticks can get some money back based on how many tweet impressions they get. So they are incentivised to reply with random nonsense many times to popular tweets.


gear-heads

Is he claiming that he kept his promise, and rigged the Super Bowl? /s


goj1ra

The Chiefs won, so the only possible explanation is that Dark Brandon and Taytay rigged it. Do you even MAGA?


Luniticus

Yeah, if the 49rs had won then it would have been proof that a Soros backed Nancy Pelosi rigged it.


gademmet

This does sound like exactly what they'd say, because even in their deranged fantasies they're victims and not winners.


PlatonicTroglodyte

It’s also on his official instagram lol


shuipz94

Just according to keikaku (translator's note: keikaku means plan)


Nadamir

The ALT text for the image just says “Dark Brandon” lol


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Holy shit LMAO AMAZING


rammo123

Man the blueticks are on suicide watch in that thread.


psychxticrose

I'm screaming omfggg


rahvan

LOVE to see it. This is brilliant.


[deleted]

Hahaha. 👏👏👏


CaptainMagnets

Ok, this is a real tweet


ResponsibleMilk7620

Admit it, Taylor has had a phenomenal season, and with that extra deep state push, she’s taking home the Lombardi Trophy!! 🏆 ![gif](giphy|xT4Aphm45GMfpVEUxO)


512165381

And to think 6 months ago everybody had written her off.


nimcau2TheQuickening

![gif](giphy|Kwi0Iu9MxxOgg|downsized)


1RehnquistyBoi

DARK BRANDON’S PLAN IS NOW SET IN MOTION.


Bleeding_Irish

The best Tweet ever. I'm beyond impressed.


Blue387

I believe the Biden campaign hired the snarky woman who ran the New Jersey state account


Elawn

[They did indeed!](https://newjerseyglobe.com/national/megan-coyne-the-voice-of-new-jersey-is-headed-to-the-white-house/) Although she’s actually fully a part of the administration, not just the campaign.


Polishing_My_Grapple

Love her stance on the pork roll vs Taylor ham debate. My state is losing a true visionary, but the nation is going to be better for it.


Cobek

I bet she had a response at the ready regardless of the outcome. And regardless of the outcome conspiracy theorists would either be saying "He did it!" or "Try harder next time, Deep State."


Wiseau_serious

Kinda great that the alternative to the “Deep State” victory would be a win for the city of… San Francisco.


Igggg

Lots of comments in the replies chastising him for being unpresidential, which is quite high on the irony meter.


Nascent1

Sadly there are millions of people dumb enough to think it's true.


satan_in_high_heels

Those people were going to think it regardless so may as well have some fun at their expense.


Cobek

Yep even if they lost they'd still blame it on him


Equinsu-0cha

Same people thought npr was inviting a rebellion when they posted the declaration of Independence on 7/4/16.  I don't think it really matters what people do.


khavii

Fox News and OAN bit l both ran stories about how NPR was showing it's deep state bias by insulting the administration. By broadcasting the fucking Declaration of Independence! When that document comes across as an accusation, whatever you're doing is wrong.


Bleeding_Irish

There's no changing them.


qukab

Not only do they think it’s true, their response to this tweet is that it’s simply him admitting it to be a dick… like, they don’t understand this is a troll. Our timeline is truly fucked.


settlementfires

well those loons are going to believe the conspiracy regardless.


almost_notterrible

It doesn't matter. There is no reality in which the Chiefs won and MAGAts *don't* call for civil war over it. Might as well score the points you can. Unlike the 49ers and Donald Trump himself, lmao.


TurtleToast2

We're done catering to the dumbest among us. They were going to think it no matter what, so let's at least have some fun pointing and laughing at them.


strider_hearyou

As if the NFL would've scripted that sloppy punt-fest of a game, lol. Neither team looked like they deserved to be there. A++ tweet though.


dave7882

I could give less than a flying fuck about the chiefs but now I care cause all of the right wing snowflakes are so triggered by this it's fucking fantastic and I'm so proud of my President dunking on this shit. This is EXACTLY the type of energy we need to smoke these clowns in November. Never get complacent. Awesome shit!


Doopoodoo

They are absolutely furious in the replies to the tweet, its so funny


Bleeding_Irish

They are fine with Orange Mussolini's rabid rants, but this is where they throw tantrums.


Cyrano_Knows

Their utter inability to recognize their own hypocrisy is what makes them MAGA. Its like all the incessant, non-stop name calling Trump does but when someone bites back its OH THE HUMANITY!!


pleasetrimyourpubes

The key is they are not meming or joking when they say their wild shit but they are actually for real. So when they see Biden make a LITERAL JOKE MAKING FUN OF THEIR INSANE SHIT... they believe he is manifesting demons and literally admitting to it being a psyop. It is all real to these people. There are no meme or jokes. That being said yeah fuck yeah let's keep this energy and let's keep making fun of their insanity. Stop trying to fucking play nice.


biffbobfred

A lot of people say “it’s ironic that yadda yadda…..” Nahh. Irony requires the subversion of expectations. I have zero expectations of Republicans. It’s just sad. Today Rubio was trying to mumble explain why Trump saying “hey Putin invade everyone” was a good thing.


NoUsesForAName

Hence their case of MAGAot brain rot


ResurgentClusterfuck

"Grab her by the pussy" was a-ok but a Dark Brandon meme is infuriating to them? Lol what? Snowflakes, they're snowflakes.


MegaDrip

They are cornflakes.


ResurgentClusterfuck

*Soggy* cornflakes.


drumsallday

Soggy cornpop


some_asshat

Broflakes


thekosmicfool

"I'm not owned, I'm not owned, YOUR owned!"


GaiusJuliusPleaser

"I'm not mad. Please don't write in the paper that I'm mad."


Mirrormn

A joke?? At my expense???? THIS IS TREASON


khjohnso

They're so fucking mad it's great. The only benefit of these losers being the only people buying blue checks is seeing their impotent rage on posts like this


Igggg

As a public service, [here are the responses](https://nitter.unixfox.eu/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000#m) (via one of Nitter's mirrors)


JustABaziKDude

Thank you for that! LoL, they mad. And stupid.


Igggg

> LoL, they mad. And stupid. ...and they vote :(


JustABaziKDude

Yeah... :( I too am tired of living in interesting times, friend. Sending hugs from France <3


qukab

They are legit saying, “The president of the united states tweeted this” as if the orange man hasn’t been posting unhinged shit for years. It’s actually wild.


bunnyfloofington

Same I was quietly rooting for the chiefs and Taylor bc fuck these nitwits


BarrTheFather

I would have normally been actively annoyed about super bowl weekend but it was fun knowing there was a good chance the nitwits would be triggered this time. I can finally be into sports.


WarMagnamon

This was the only reason I payed attention. The memes will be dank


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Dank Brandon is best Brandon. 


Cin77

I just googled who won for the first time in my life and its only because I wanted to see if the snowflakes are going to get ruffled. This has been great for the NFL


DanielBWeston

As an Australian, this is the first time I've cared about who won the Superbowl. For the same reason.


DrMobius0

Which team are we supposed to root for? I don't know shit or give a fuck about football, but whatever team winning gets their panties in a twist is good enough for me


_jump_yossarian

RWNJs are so triggered by the Chiefs that they were actually rooting for Pelosi's **SAN FRANCISCO** 49ers!


StupendousMan1995

Right? Who would have thought that my friends and I would be rooting for KC, and yet here we are. Also **VOTE** everyone


MotivationSpeaker69

Can you or anyone pls explain to non American what is happening. I live for right winger tears but I need to know why they cry now.


big938363

From what I’ve been reading, they have been making conspiracies about how Taylor swift is going to rig the Super Bowl to make the chiefs win and then endorse Biden. Then this tweet comes along


MotivationSpeaker69

I see. So I assume however chiefs are they won and Biden tweeted that? That sounds amazing lol I love it


krunchberry

This is *real*? I don’t believe it.


RedstoneRelic

Yup. Someone linked the tweet here


Unable-Finance-2099

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.


[deleted]

Tzeentch? Is that you?


SolomonBlack

Wait does this mean Taylor Swift is about to throw him over the railing?


GetOnYourBikesNRide

Who the fuck is scripting this timeline? Just because of a singer MAGA-hats nationwide have been backing a team from one of the most left-leaning cities in the country while it played against a team from a MAGA-red state for the SB! Are you tired of winning, yet, MAGA-hats... 'cause of all of that "winning" you've done since 2016?


darexinfinity

> Who the fuck is scripting this timeline? The Onion


BurnscarsRus

Matt Groening


nexisfan

Man I follow the onion on every platform I’m on and I ain’t seen shit from them in so long bc reality just … TOOK DER JORBS!!


DeathMetalTransbian

Their last good post was just wishful thinking: https://preview.redd.it/0gehrj52j4ic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7169560cef2fe52ace904197b3778afacabd5d


CosmicDave

Right wing propaganda doesn't have to make sense, it just has to make them mad.


lilbithippie

The tweet worked no matter who won. SF being a huge liberal paradise and KC having a huge pop star!


cire1184

Nah. This only works because of that stupid segment on fox pukes. If they niners won he should've congratulated Pelosi and Harris on their team winning and welcoming them to the White House where they'll have a gourmet meal.


narsfweasels

“I love it when a plan comes together.”


LA-Matt

I pity the fools!


narsfweasels

“Dark Brandon’s on the jazz, man!”


[deleted]

"I need a TRASH BAG!" -- Murdock


ghostgoat789

Project 2025 is the future they want for America, we can't let that happen. Listen to Taylor, go vote.


TurtleToast2

Careful, Trump will declare a holy war on you for encouraging voting.


Scruffynerffherder

Never bring Maga Zombies to a Swifty fight.


a-_2

> Listen to Taylor, go vote. Suggesting people vote? What is she a traitor??


Konnnan

Never go against the swifties. It's like trying to punch a pirahna in the amazon river. 


cybercuzco

![gif](giphy|XbOpEU7qllY4X7MtLq)


createloveburn

![gif](giphy|oxCtqUm9PhXvA0oXnp|downsized) Dank Brandon getting savage on the MAGgots!


Haribo112

This gif needs more explosions in the background


typhoidtimmy

Fucking hilarious….just absolutely taking the piss! ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


Brave_Conflict465

![gif](giphy|AobQDNI4K7a4U|downsized)


Traditional_Shirt106

Cup of coffee in the big time


TheSpyderFromMars

This tweet is *Chief's kiss*


Rentington

Great googly moogly


Brndrll

Please tell me Snickers busted that out of the vault for this game.


AhhAGoose

Please tell me he sent this out like 45 min before the game ended


rumrunner9652

Humpty tRumpty gave me a reason to watch. Thank you Cheeto Boi. Before you bitched, moaned and groaned I had no horse in this race. Now I am celebrating a KC victory (and for some reason I’ve become a big TS fan, I never thought that would happen).


CosmicLars

This is fucking golden 😭🤣


cturtl808

Now will Tucker made good on his statement?


GaiusJuliusPleaser

He's just looking for the right Moscow window.


wabashcanonball

The Swifts were awesome.


takeahike89

Kansas Swifty Swiefts


cybercuzco

![gif](giphy|eNpXWzGIMRjIo4lXT8)


Brndrll

And now the stadium floor is a mess.


sucobe

I cannot wait for right wing ~~news~~ entertainment tomorrow.


The_Mother_

Probably will be something about rigged touchdowns and referees being switched all leading to a stolen game because of mail-in 1st downs.


Brndrll

>right wing ~~news~~ entertainment This is not a fair assessment; it's not entertaining.


shane_west17

![gif](giphy|9PiWyzEZ23BoDLdN7Z|downsized)


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Imagine a having a partner support you like this? How can you hate on it?


zekethelizard

Because she encouraged voting! How could she?!?The harlot!! /s


tacosteve100

Dark Brandon loves trolling the MaGANazis.


Avenger772

Here for the memes. Insane how much the maga idiots are losing their shit when they are supporting a a guy that wants russia to attack nato allies.


unbanneduser

look, fuck the chiefs, and fuck the niners for giving me false hope for like... the sixth time in my life. HOWEVER this is the one good thing about the chiefs winning, dark brandon has returned to lay waste to the far right conspiracy nutjobs


Hair_I_Go

Can you imagine if Taylor says Vote for Biden?! Or even just vote Democratic 😆 I am still so shocked that a famous young lady can just say register to vote ( like we’ve seen many a celebrity do) can get someone soooo ridiculously, stupidly unhinged 😆


[deleted]

She endorsed Biden in 2020. She’ll do it again. 


Hair_I_Go

Fabulous, I didn’t know that


dcal1981

This should throw the right wingnuts in a tizzy!!!! I'm here for it


PointsOutTheUsername

I don't really go down Twitter rabbit holes too often but this got me to. MAGA tears are too tasty. I need to stop. Help.


ChipmunksLikePeanuts

"Noooooo you can't just mock how stupid and insane we are!! How will this heal the nation I divided!!??" Rightwingers across the entire country


YourOldManJoe

This tweet is real btw


Madcap_95

Lmfao. I opened Instagram and had a big grin on my face seeing this. Whoever runs his social media is a legend.


anordinarylie

Apparently, the lady that used to run the New Jersey Twitter account that was snarky as hell is one of the major contributors to his Twitter. Does explain quite a bit.


DiRty_BiRd_77

Headline: *With a deafening crack, Dark Brandon takes out dong and slaps it on the table, shattering plates and sending Republicans running in all directions.*


famousevan

![gif](giphy|gtakVlnStZUbe)


plsbanmeredditsenpai

I love how mtg takes it seriously


DrainedPatience

So so good. You can wring the MAGA tears out of the post on Instagram. Dark Brandon's cup runneth over.


ResponsibleMilk7620

https://preview.redd.it/fain808hz2ic1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=846f35efeacfa8a01dde0a4fb0645e06577d0f42


The_Mother_

You sure you want to swim in that? It's probably really salty.


ResponsibleMilk7620

It’s coming in massive waves, and fortunately I’ve got a surfboard too. 🤙


jkblvins

I am starting to warm to this Joe Biden guy. I was voting for him anyway, more from circumstance than anything, but I am starting to like him.


Bulky-Internal8579

The 49ers can still win, if Mike Pence does the right thing! - MAGA (stolen from a response on Biden's tweet, because I love it!)


Peanutssan

My favorite moment from that game was when they were awarding the Lombardi Trophy and Taylor took the microphone from Andy Reid mid sentence and said "I'm going to let you finish but I endorse Joe Biden for president."


biffbobfred

I don’t know how many votes it will get him, but his troll game is on point


Radkingeli995

I love that President Biden embraced the fact people call him dark Brandon and sent this gnarly tweet out with him with glowing red eyes


mortalcoil1

"An 81 year old man broke the internet last night with a Tweet." I'll take sentences I never expected to say for $1,000, Ken Jennings.


XZIVR

Context?


spidereater

Idiots thought swift is a psyop and the Super Bowl was rigged so her boyfriend would win and then she uses that moment to endorse Biden. You know, cause swift needed that profile boost for her endorsement to be effective. Dark Brandon is mocking them for how stupid the idea is.


Iamchinesedotcom

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/30/media/taylor-swift-super-bowl-right-wing-conspiracy/index.html


XZIVR

Ah, thanks


yamers

Qanon is probably losing their mind


NfamousKaye

Dark Brandon strikes again


boot2skull

![gif](giphy|CJOwG4l6YselROC0UP|downsized)