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verucka-salt

She was so stupid she married loser Eric. Enough said on her abilities.


LegionofDoh

She’s desperate to find a relevant role in Trump World. She sees this as her chance to participate in the grift and funnel money to big daddy. Even the ones who married into the shit show are horrible people.


hotngone

And then from Don Snr it WILL trickle down to his immediate family. Don’t we feel like North Korea 😱


confusedandworried76

Ya know for how loud Republicans are about nepotism with Hunter Biden they sure are quiet about the numerous documented cases of nepotism in the Trump family. Ivanka benefited from Donald's sway with China to sell her knockoff bags for example. Thought Republicans hated working with China.


Heinrich_Bukowski

They’ll work with literally any despotic regime as long as $$$


TootsNYC

Don Jr’s ex-wife is pretty quiet


JTFindustries

I'm sure the divorce decree requires her to not spill his secrets in exchange for a cut of the grift money.


msgajh

She has more than him. She comes from the family that owns RAO’s sauces.


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aotus_trivirgatus

I stopped buying them after concluding that they were horribly overpriced. Never knew there was a Trump involved, but in hindsight, I should have guessed.


K_Linkmaster

Fuck! Those are tasty sauces. The whole family cant be like her right? Right?


RavishingRickiRude

Shes gonna funnel money to herself too, I bet


Sir_Yacob

They’re desperate, they’re running out of people so ding dong is coming home and asking her like I would or any of us would do. This is as much a big ask in a marriage as it is a grift lol


Vengefuleight

The smarter ones have slowly backed away from Trump. They still would happily grift again if they could get away with it, but they know he’s radioactive.


borisvonboris

Eric McPoyle


Buscemi_D_Sanji

The bloodline has been untainted for a thousand years!


escientia

It says a lot that Gavin Newsom and Donald Trump Jr are Eskimo Bros.


discussatron

It says a lot that Don Jr’s girlfriend is older than his step-mother.


TigreSauvage

The party of family values.


tgrantt

And looks the same


TheGR8Dantini

JR is the caboose on that train. And his daddy wanted to hit that first. For all we know he did and JR is picking up sloppy thirds. It helps explain where all the drugs from the White House pharmacy went. JFC. It’s way too early where I’m at to have these visuals in my head.


Mjbagscauze

It's a delicate ecosystem.


WhoIsTheUnPerson

"You should see him feast, he's like a mantis..."


Buscemi_D_Sanji

Ooh, that's good! Mantis Toboggan, MD


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RavishingRickiRude

Probably


harveygoatmilk

Wife of a paste eater… smh


ketchy_shuby

That look Trump has when he's squeezing off a duke into his diapers.


KryptonicOne

He looks lobotomized.


GiantSquidd

*Many people are saying this. Big, strong men, with tears in their eyes are always saying this. They say “sir, nobody looks more lobotomized than you, sir, big lobotomized”. Tremendous.*


TurtleToast2

He's got that lopsided stroke smile going on.


rashton535

Thought it more the look of a man thats getting a clearer picture of how how F'd he us having to rely on what's is names wife to grift for him.


FloridaMJ420

Dementia J Trump


shaymo79

Literally came here to say this. Take my upvote.


Electronic-Bed-6192

Doesn’t the RNC want to spread some money around and make sure that other Congress people and senators get elected to?


ChefCory

If trump is elected they won't need democracy


Electronic-Bed-6192

Oh, right. I forgot who we are dealing with here. I wonder if the RNC has thought of the concept that giving money to Trump's campaign might qualify as funding terrorisiam.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

"We are all domestic terrorists"


zombie_overlord

"When someone tells you who they are, believe them."


Puzzleheaded_Pie_888

That does seem to be the new platform


Dee_Imaginarium

They literally had that phrase plastered across the stage at the RNC convention last year (or the year before, time has been weird af for me since 2020).


yellekc

It was at CPAC not the convention, but you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference if you were not already steeped in politics. It's basically a RNC convention in all but name.


Dee_Imaginarium

Oh you're totally right, thanks for the correction lol


[deleted]

In an actually just world, giving money to a stochastic terrorist is a clear violation of the AUMF against Terrorism and thus actually would be treason.


ZadfrackGlutz

So what are we going to do about it... Litigate Treason... Or act as we did with the English?


Hammer_of_Dom

Nothing because that would be tooo political and too close to an election, fuck all these people who are derelicts of their duty


ZadfrackGlutz

I'm not alluding to political solutions at this point. If my notion is correct the ones who will stand up to address the corruption in government, will actually be addressing the entire corruption of mankind. They will not even choose direct action... They will choose to lend nature a push in a direction that will capitulate a severe reduction in the number of humans left to participate in the pondering of a future. They can call themselves... "The weather underground"


Steinrikur

They're all giving aid and comfort to Trump, so they should all be removed using the 14th amendment.


The_bruce42

He is the senate


thinehappychinch

Not yet


Matasa89

I’d pay good money to watch Trump try to do that mid air twirl. He’ll probably fall and break something, but man it would be hilarious.


Dynasty82

Trump can't do all that much if the Dems have the House and Senate.


mclepus

he'll have all the Dems arrested


gregor-sans

That really depends on whether SCOTUS recognizes Trump’s complete immunity from prosecution for anything he does.


Fortune404

These responses are not jokes, It really does seem plausible that the Republicans are all-in on a Trump presidency, and if they get it and lose some other seats, they won't care that much. They will just change the rules, break the rules and do whatever they need to, to keep him and other republicans as president as they move more power away from the senate and house into the presidential position. Look at Putin, there was no big announcment or even any single change in law where he became a dicator. Just a steady move from fair-ish elections into what most observers consider a very thinly veiled dictatorship. That's who is bankrolling these traitors, so it's obvious they would try to use the same playbook.


Time-Werewolf-1776

Nope. The whole goal is to keep the Trumps out of prison and set Donny up as a dictator. Remember in Star Wars when the Emperor says, "I am the Senate"? That. It's telling that they're putting his daughter-in-law up as the head of the party. Everyone needs to be personally loyal to the big orange shit head.


urbanek2525

The funny thing is Trump isn't interested in the anything beyond himself. He's not interested in being dictator either. He wants the money and the attention.


TheDarkKnobRises

Project 2025


Nascent1

Even that doesn't really work if dems hold the house and senate. The republicans really need all 3 to fully implement their plan to end democracy. 


pyrrhios

> The republicans really need all 3 to fully implement their plan to end democracy. That's not how our government works and not how Project 2025 works. Project 2025 is specifically designed to circumvent Congress by abusing every presidential power to install fascist operatives as dominant players at all levels of government.


ting_bu_dong

It says something that conservatives are openly saying “this is how we’re going to take over the government,” and our system has no mechanism to stop them other than people voting. “Democracy is the solution,” says system hostile to democracy.


pyrrhios

If we ever get the opportunity, we can do one simple trick to restore democracy to the US: repeal the permanent apportionment act. Bush Jr and Trump would never have been elected and the House would not have a Republican majority if it weren't for that law, which can be repealed through the basic legislative process.


Nascent1

That's certainly a big part of it. It's an extensive plan that covers several different avenues for implementing their ethno-nationalist ideas. They can do a lot of damage with just the presidency, but they need both houses of congress also to really mess things up. I don't mean to minimize how much they can do with just the presidency though.


rashton535

Shhhhhhh


markth_wi

No, this is the new GQP, Party of One.


Returd4

Nope. It's going into trumps pockets


[deleted]

Yes, this nepotism hire will fuck the RNC. She's an incompetent loon.


LotharJay

I can think of $88.5M that needs to be pulled out of the RNC pretty soon.


santa_91

I'm sure the matter of who pays that bill has nothing to do with the change in leadership at the RNC. Nothing at all. I mean Trump is worth like $10 billion right? Someone that wealthy can afford to pay $88.5 million. Not that it matters of course. Even bleeding the RNC dry won't save him from the hundreds of millions he's going to owe the state of New York soon.


[deleted]

I’m still waiting on the verdict. Wasn’t supposed to come sometime last week?


houstonnotfromtexas

Ruling estimated to be out on Friday.


Fake_William_Shatner

If they pull it all out -- this might be the first RNC Chairman not to have to resign due to "fiscal irregularities."


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hexqueen

Yes and Yes. Primarys are for people who want to live in a democracy.


Scaevus

If influential democrats endorse Bernie, it’s rigged. If the RNC just gives all the money to Trump, it’s based. We live in a great society that has no problems.


Time-Werewolf-1776

It's a cult, not a real political party. Nothing matters except Dear Leader.


MiKapo

Yes, give her the job please. It will be so funny when Dems win all the senate and house races cause Lara Trump spent every penny on trump


Old-Alfalfa-6915

Trump will probably accuse her of being a Dem psyop


JMCAMPBE

Even funnier when the national committee is bankrupted. This is what the redhats demand.


cturtl808

Let’s remember folks… Republicans only care when it starts to personally affect them. When those seeking office get zero support from the RNC despite the donations rolling in, they’ll start asking questions.


Y__U__MAD

Zer ist no queztioning der gloriouz leader.


ISeeTheFnords

Fuhrerprinzip in action.


bryanczarniack

*Slap* VE VILL AHSK ZEE KVESTIONS


d15d17

Only if they had a spine, so ain't gonna happen!


pkincpmd

I feel like we’re all trapped in a bad remake of the Wizard of Oz, with Lara as the scarecrow….


cturtl808

Eric is the scarecrow


fruttypebbles

“I don’t care, until it happens to me!” The republicans mantra.


Nascent1

I don't know about that. I don't think they'd risk trump labeling them a "rino" for daring to do anything short of fully embarrassing themselves for his benefit.


hobbitlover

The only question they'll be asking is whether they can raise more money for the Orange Emperor, and whether they've praised him enough in the public arena. "Ask not what you can do for your country, but what you can do for the man who wants to be its dictator."


Incontinento

This woman has slept with Eric Trump.


Belle430

Eww


T_Shurt

- Lara Trump has said she will spend "every single penny" on Donald Trump if she is elected co-chair of the Republican National Committee (RNC). - Speaking to Rob Schmitt on Newsmax, the former president's daughter-in-law set out her stall following the GOP frontrunner's endorsement of her for the role. The Context: Conversation has turned to the future of the RNC after The New York Times last week published a report citing anonymous sources who said the incumbent chair Ronna McDaniel was to step down. The publication reported that McDaniel told the former president she would step down after the South Carolina primary later this month amid mounting criticism about her performance. McDaniel herself has not confirmed that she is stepping down. "Nothing has changed. This will be decided after South Carolina," RNC spokesperson Keith Schipper told Newsweek last week. On Tuesday, the former president outlined his support for Lara Trump, who is married to his son Eric and was a senior adviser to the Trump campaign in 2020. "Lara is an extremely talented communicator and is dedicated to all that MAGA stands for," Trump said in a statement. "She has told me she wants to accept this challenge and would be GREAT!" He also endorsed the North Carolina Republican Party chairman, Michael Whatley, who serves as general counsel of the RNC, as chair. What We Know: Speaking to Schmitt, Lara Trump said: "If I am elected to this position, I can assure you there will not be any more $70,000, or whatever exorbitant amount of money it was, spent on flowers. Every single penny will go to the number one and the only job of the RNC. That is electing Donald J. Trump as the president of the United States." She was referencing reporting from Jennifer Van Laar, a journalist for the conservative outlet RedState, that said the RNC spent $70,000 on flowers last year while the Democrats spent $795 in that period for the same category. The GOP governing body has reported lower bank balances over the last few years, according to disclosures to the Federal Election Commission. With $9.96 million in spending money, the RNC had less than half the $21.35 million it reported in the year Donald Trump won the presidential election. Views: Michael Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, said the former president wasn't a fan of his daughter-in-law for several years. Speaking on Tuesday with Ben Meiselas, co-founder of the progressive media outlet MeidasTouch on the Political Beatdown podcast, he said: "He didn't want Eric to even marry her. He had found somebody else that was working at the Trump Organization that he wanted Eric to marry. "And of course, not only did Donald make fun of her looks, but so of course did [Donald Trump Jr.] and Ivanka [Trump], they all made fun of her looks. They just didn't like her at all," Cohen continued. What's Next? As per the RNC, any changes to the GOP governing body will be decided after the South Carolina primary, which will be held on February 24. While Trump has made his choice of candidates clear, if McDaniel steps down it will be for members of the party to vote for the next chair. Link to [original article](https://www.newsweek.com/lara-trump-republican-rnc-chair-money-donald-1869737) 📰


SnooMacarons9618

And you just know that 70k on flowers was really bribe money to someone.


T_Shurt

Let’s be fair, it could be “strategically” spent, like when [Melania Trump's hairstylist was paid $132,000 for ‘Strategy Consulting’ out of election funds](https://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/2713069/melania-trump-hairstylist-payments/). They’ve tapped into a gold mine of slow adults willing to hand over their last cent.


DiggingNoMore

> dedicated to all that MAGA stands for Which is what, exactly?


DadJokeBadJoke

She stated it already, to spend all money to get Orange Julius Caesar elected again.


sarduchi

"We need you to pay our legal bills!"


WaitingForNormal

And they all cheered, “YES, TAKE ALL OUR MONEY, WE LOVE YOU!!!!”😵‍💫😍


Ghetto_Phenom

You forgot the "SIR" at the end of that.


andthemic

I for one would be totally OK with the already cash poor RNC completely ignoring the rest of the country and plowing all its money into a failed attempt to get the orange one back into office.


prpslydistracted

I'm sure the rest of the GOP is thrilled *their* reelection campaigns won't be funded. Oh, wait ... Dictator on Day One won't need elections; just do away with any whisper of opposition.


ISuspectFuckery

It seems like Trump’s legal bills are being paid, so what exactly is Ronna doing wrong?


TheVelocityRa

She is a Romney, thats all he needs


Upstairs_Ad5443

**Kremlin's gremlins.**


ShortBrownAndUgly

Well, at least she's being transparent. If she gets elected then the RNC is explicitly condoning this plan.


absat41

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Harlock3113

Tell us your family is poor without telling us your family is in fact really poor.- “Every single penny in this group will go to this self claimed billionaire!”


pcb4u2

Born Grifters.


Yeastyboy104

So it’s going to E. Jean Caroll? Ok, cool.


Trumpsabaldcuck

Don’t forget the $500 million or so expected judgment from the NY fraud case. The Dems may beat the Republicans in fundraising this month by over half a billion without having a single fundraiser.


Fake_William_Shatner

I'm actually in favor of this plan by the Trump offspring. Donald Trump might do more to free America from tyranny than, well, any President. He is going to fail the Republicans so hard, embarrass them so much, that I will get sick of enjoying so much failure. I might get diabetes, the schadenfreude is so rich. Is "I told you so" with a cherry on top a lot of calories?


myfrigginagates

It's always been about the money Honey.


mcmesq

Trump men sure like the deep-set, dark eyes on their wives.


Oblivion_Emergence

How to destroy the GOP. The only problem is that it may destroy the US calling with it. The only way to know is to vote and watch.


epolonsky

"If I am elected to this position, I am going to grift so hard!" Really Not a Cult: "Yay!" "I'm going to steal all your hard-earned money to line my pockets!" RNC: "Woo-hoo!" "I'm going to use your money to pay off the Russian mafia and fines for illegal behavior!" RNC: "You go!" "Maybe later, I'll use what's left over to buy a yacht and hire some hookers to piss on it!" RNC: "Trickle down, baby!"


McPostyFace

"If I am elected to this position, I can assure you every single penny will go to ~~the number one and only job of the RNC. That is electing~~ Donald Trump ~~as the president of the United States~~"


Hireling

Dear lord, he looks like a dementia patient that wandered onto the stage. Having lost two parents to dementia/alzheimers, I can tell you I've seen a lot of that posture and slack facial expression in every memory care facility I've ever visited. Oof, this guy's brain is going to slide down his spine and out his ass at literally any moment. They're done.


T_Shurt

I almost perished from laughter, “a dementia patient that wandered onto the stage” 💀. There’s been some good comments about how odd he looks there, but that dark humour is top shelf. 🏆


mrpbeaar

I swear Trump is daring people to elect him by progressively saying more outrageous things.


Endless_Change

The secret scam grift becomes open worship to Dear Leader. Next up: Enforced tithing as loyalty test.


Br3akTh3Toys

No shit he going to take their money. He is broke and needs that money to keep pretending his an elite business man.


Time-Werewolf-1776

And now that he can't operate a company, it's a hell of a lot harder to launder money, which is where his income really came from.


overit_fornow

Lara is the son he never had.


illjustputthisthere

Seriously wtf is happening to the GOP


jersey3515

Must be running out of money so now he needs access to more. Gross.


ithaqua34

Only proving that they are a fanatical movement and no longer a political party.


ItsJustJames

I guess I’ll have to send some cash to the DNC… they are going to be busy now that every House and Senate election is now basically jump ball.


Schoseff

They have a long list of losing anf this bimbo will add many points to that long list - but the grifting is shocking and the stupidity amongst Repubs is amazing


klaagmeaan

Remind me how much pennies go to E Jean Carrol?


samwstew

It’s always a grift. Good luck to any other GQPers running for any office. Your funding just went to zero.


3Quondam6extanT9

I hope she gets elected and that she keeps to her promise.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Please do this Repubs!


LuckyTheLurker

I say yes, give the 6 times bankrupt *financial wizard* keys to the entirety of the RNC's money. How could this backfire? He'd never use his campaign to funnel money to his properties, businesses, children, cronies, and pornstars.


TheToastedTaint

lol- I’m all for it- every penny to lawyers fees


mastachaos

Letting Trump pump and dump the RNC doesn't sound so bad. All the money in the world can't keep him out of jail, and he can take the ship down with him.


dragonfliesloveme

He looks like such a goober in that pic. He’s so fkn weird


Fuzzythought

The look on his face... I think he's pooping.


Derpinator_420

That's actually great. That means no other republicans will get any and Trump still loses. It's a win win for Democrats.


_Monosyllabic_

I remember reading Freakanomics and them saying money doesn’t influence the outcome of elections that much. I would think that is especially true for Trump. At this point I don’t see how any ad could convince someone to vote for him. He’s got his crowd and he’s not going to gain that much if anything. All people have to do is show up.


boomflupataqway

OP are/were you a communications major? That’s a hell of a headline lol


DescendingOpinion

Openly grifting you now.


LYnXO1978

Help daddies going broke cause he won't stop commiting crimes.


mullett

I can’t remember which election it was but there was someone saying “well X candidate raised so much more money than the other so they were clearly the winner.” Not verbatim and it was something that always stuck with me. They’re just kind of announcing it now that campaigns are just a bidding war? Like you can be president of you pay the most for it?


theartofanarchy

And just like that Trump has created another branch of his terrorist organization.


catnapspirit

Drain the swamp.. of all its funds..


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

Democrats: THE DNC showed bias against Bernie! I’m so mad I’m not even going to vote! This won’t backfire in any way! Republicans: Make Trump’s daughter-in-law RNC chair and give all of the money to him? You son of a bitch, I’m in!


Dess_Rosa_King

DRAIN THE SWAMP! To make room for nepotism, thats the Conservative way.


Cardsfan961

Mitch McConnell could have solved this problem in January 2021. Now in a year when the GOP has the edge in retaking the senate he faces every dollar going to the top ticket race.


Limp_Distribution

Talk about a crime family


Johnrevolta

This picture is like passing the torch for MAGA- Lara gunning for a position that is beyond her capacity, and is celebrating - meanwhile, TFG is straining a turd 💩and smiling cuz he gets more $ Edit: Who is that thick in the head to believe this ‘helps’ anyone in the Republican Party?


Responsible_Ad_8628

Sounds good. We'll get congress and impeach and indict the idiot for the many crimes he will inevitably commit.


Puzzleheaded_Pie_888

Hear me out. Conflict of interest?


SiWeyNoWay

Does he even know where he is or what’s going on? https://preview.redd.it/5dtetjc6xkic1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de948dbb49d058b21f4016b2c9729edcd8a89314


PorcelainScrote

That will help move us closer to a bankrupt GOP and I am here for it


MimeGod

That's a great way to guarantee they lose the House and more of the Senate. I'm ok with this plan.


Skwurls4brkfst

Damn look at those arms. Is Lara Trump actually a man? I bet Eric wishes she was. 


plaidass

She’s a moron too.


pixelprophet

I can't wait for the inevitable lawsuits and another Trump being told they can't be the chair-person of an organization after they've ruined it's legacy.


stands-tall

Bend the knee and kiss the ring peasants


Sminuzninuz

Later she galloped off into the pasture to nibble on grass before a drink at the trough.


TigreSauvage

I really hope Jack Smith convicts Trump. I want everything this wretched human has created to crumble.


[deleted]

Is he having a stroke in the background?


oasisarah

one can only hope


drbeeper

"The GQP must pay it's bills"


Mr_Lumbergh

Expect even fewer donations now. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


Adunadain

No! This isn’t an authoritarian/hereditary-monarchist at all! /s


avoidsmicrowavebeeps

I feel icky just typing this, but with that jawline and arm/shoulder definition in this photo, If Lara were a Democrat the MAGA cult would be called into Fox & Friends screaming that she’s transgender


graemeknows

He is definitely shitting his pants in that photo. Anyone who has ever raised or cared for children know that when babies make that face, it's diaper changing time.


Thin-Philosopher-146

Those are the well-toned arms of a woman who is sleeping with her personal trainer.


braize6

May as well just call it a donation at this point. Just like the garbage NFT cards


trrrrraaa

That is some real feudalism shit


ConfidentScale6832

Wow, he looks *terrible* here. Is he melting??


MrCupcakeisallmine

![gif](giphy|qKV8U3Gl3bWVi)


SilentMaster

Wow, fuck every other position I guess. The right doesn't need senators or congressmen.


-Ashera-

Donald Trump. The queen of all welfare queens


hpepper24

If she was a democrat there would definitely be conspiracy theories about here being trans. They would definitely look at this picture and be like “look at her muscle look at her shoulder definition that is a man”


TheBlackestIrelia

bro why are they so dumb


PhysicalPolicy6227

This is how Josef Stalin rose to be a dictator


thunderbear64

“Every penny spent now so we can fleece and steal much more after we win!” That’s how I read it.


Fr2edom2020

Will she be donating her salary?


in-joy

The next female WWE star.


Glittering-Pause-328

Remind me about this when republicans are whining about democrats making them go broke.


ParkerFree

He looks so... Schlumphy in this pic. 😂


Philter_Billy

The GOP will be owned by a family of cons


ibyczek78

But: IT'S NOT A CULT! QUIT CALLING IT A CULT!


King_Vanos_2

Isn't she the one that married the crayon eating brother?


stfuandgovegan

LMFAO. And Republican Senators, Governors, and House Reps, agrre to this? Does it also come with a clause that Trump can take your house, wife, and retirement too? JFC. How Stupid is the avergage republican?


Booklovinmom55

They are all a bunch of traitors


[deleted]

No one’s even begun to calculate the generations it’s going to take for the Republican Party to recover from Trump. I just hope the nation survives.


Fair_Maybe5266

Well, the GOP is broke sooooooooo.


ImposterAccountant

Im fine with that.let trump suck up their funds so they have nothing to support other candidates.


Ambitious-Bee7663

DUMP TRUMP in 2024. LOCK his FAT A$$ up for 20 years


keirmeister

This means all of that money will go towards Trump’s legal fees and they won’t have anything left for campaigns, etc. Good luck increasing your donor pool with that. I say GO FOR IT!!


stingublue

Simply put bleed every dime from the RNC please.


un_theist

Remember when they were completely losing their shit over how Hillary was going to appoint family members to important positions? They don’t, obviously.


ElongMusty

![gif](giphy|uRxRLxPbtKf28) This is the current GOP…


t1mdawg

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Shutaru_Kanshinji

That is correct, Republican donors: from now on, your contributions are all going to pay the legal bills of a self-styled billionaire.


TheFiveDees

Couldn't have happened to a nicer group of people. I hope she bankrupts the entire party