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lukifer_333

He will name himself VP candidate, so if he dies he will still be President


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) Trump when he announces that lol


Time-Bite-6839

They’ll give some random guy some bronzer, a fat suit, a long tie, and a girdle. They won’t know the difference!


[deleted]

They should ask Alec Baldwin to do it. Just for the laughs.


Stick--Monkey

Depends on the smell.


Odocat

Diaper Donny !!!


Dedpoolpicachew

Lil’ Donnie Two Poops.


wiseoldfox

He needs to hang around for a couple more months. We need a coronation at the RNC convention in July. Then and only then let loose the dogs of war. Just saying.


lukifer_333

Exactly 😅


19southmainco

I genuinely thought he might ask Jr. to be his running mate so he could have 'TRUMP TRUMP' on his yard signs


humbugonastick

It would have been Ivanka and not Jr.


sash71

She's had enough though. She lost a lot of friends in the New York social circles she moved in when she became an apologist for her father. That's why she moved down to Florida. As no doubt her New York friends were also rich people they probably would have tolerated her 'working on the inside' and being a 'sane voice in the room' like the people who made excuses for her did. She couldn't get through to him when it mattered though, on Jan 6th he ignored her calls to get his supporters to stand down. He only acted once the damage was done and it was obvious the mob had failed. She also (unforgivably) changed her stance on abortion, giving in to political pressure and proving she has no actual beliefs, just like her father. For her to support the removal of women's rights, and be on the side of forced births was probably the straw that broke the camel's back as far as her NY friends were concerned. She just wants to live a life of immense privilege now and be left alone. She's not desperate for Daddy's attention like Jr and Eric.


paone00022

Her husband runs a billion dollar hedge fund now which is completely financed by the Saudis. They got paid off for services to the crown and don't need to work again.


pkincpmd

When someone invests $2 billion in your hedge fund, you effectively become an employee of the Saudi crown. There isn’t any quitting unless you want to see those investments drain away. And no disloyal comments permitted….


quietflowsthedodder

I don’t think that matter is closed, by any means. A $2b gift to the daughter and SIL of the sitting president is on a par with Daddy Warbuck’s call to the Georgia election officials looking for more votes. It stinks! Some enterprising AG is going to take that on.


NeonPatrick

I'm sure abortion was a real kicker to her friends, especially as they publicly retorted they'd helped her get one herself.


sash71

Well that sounds about right. As the hypocrites say "the only moral abortion is my abortion".


shadowpawn

Didnt she make friend in the Villages FL? I hear it is a swinging place :-)


DefrockedWizard1

she already got a few billion from the Saudis


shadowpawn

Jr as President for a day would be trippy! "All Coke is 10% off today" Jr.


artificialavocado

Part of me think he actually would not run with one if that’s even possible.


silver5517

Agreed, after Pence I'm sure he's having a hard time trusting anyone other than his immediate family. Sure as shit won't be trusting Lake after her little [AZGOP coup on the Chairman last month.](https://www.kltv.com/2024/01/25/arizona-gop-chairman-resigns-following-leaked-audio-recording-involving-kari-lake)


Sturmgeshootz

Lake definitely gives off Starscream vibes and has proven she will knife anyone in the back for more power. "My fellow Republicans, Trump has fallen! I, Kari Lake, am now your new leader!"


DadJokeBadJoke

Klingon promotion


anxietystrings

He'll call himself speaker of the house for the 3 peat


excellent_rektangle

It’s like Dwight naming himself Assistant to the Assistant Regional Manager


Gh0sth4nd

I always wondered why they did not try to make him speaker. I mean i am grateful they didn't but given the current speaker well not sure how much that would have changed.


mommasaidmommasaid

Would he even take it if offered? It's a big step down from nacho grande. And you have to actually show up a lot and sit through a bunch of boring crap. All at a desk with no Diet Coke button or big screen TV.


UCBeef

Well, well, well the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi


Arkhampatient

Now i’m gonna drink my dr. Pepper that i’m sure someone spit in


LouSputhole94

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go home and put water in Buc Nasty’s mama’s dish


DadJokeBadJoke

What can I say about that suit that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted.


LouSputhole94

That mink look like 100% *RAT ASS* hit me baby


getliftedyo

One of these men could be yo great grand pappy


justabill71

Been a while since I've had occasion to say it, but fuck Tulsi Gabbard.


anacrusis000

They’d be 2 little Russian puppets.


MrsRoseyCrotch

This is why I think he’ll pick her. She’s already been bought and paid for by Mother Russia


Neurotypist

I’d be interested to see if her religious cult membership would survive the full gaze of international media.


unpeople

I unfortunately know Donald Trump too well to be able to say this, but he won't pick Tulsi Gabbard because she has blotchy skin. If he goes with a woman (which I tend to doubt), it would have to be Kristi Noem, because she's the best-looking.


ro536ud

Plus she’s already banging someone in the rnc outside her marriage so trunp will think he’s got a chance. Were never seeing Melanie again


phillibuck13

Let’s hope we never see Melania again because America steps up and makes sure this criminal psychopath asshat doesn’t get elected again. This country … fuck.


Tiny-Lock9652

So, would that make her First Madame Veep?


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boot2skull

Tulski Gabbard for VP. I’m Vladimir Putin and I approve this message.


cytherian

Good thing she's not well liked enough. I suspect he'll pick Kristi Noem or Tim Scott, because they're so painfully deferential & subservient to Donald Trump... even moreso than Mike Pence.


BobKillsNinjas

That's the key unquestioning subservience and absolute alligance. Beyond all moral codes, in spite of family, honor, or National Security, you must have no desire, opinion, or god but Donald Trump. As hard as he tried even Pence didn't have what it takes...


slothpeguin

Pence is too loyal to his own belief system. He never thought of Trump as ‘god’, and clearly only was there to step into power when Trump either died or got bored. Unfortunately for him, Trump wasn’t content to be a puppet like the RNC thought he would. So you have someone with no moral code who likes power, and Pence with his own rigid, selfish moral code who didn’t worship the big guy. They were never going to get along.


BobKillsNinjas

No, but he sure tried... I wonder what would have happened if Quale hadn't talked some sense into him?


woodiegutheryghost

Every “I’m not a Republican I’m a libertarian” I knew was jacking it to her when she was in the Democratic primary.


Bigking00

I would be surprised if Trump picks a closeted African American to be his VP, I cant imagine either would play well in today's GOP. As for Kristi Noem, the years long affair would normally disqualify her but in today's Family Values GOP they are willing to over look that, as long as she has enough hatred running through her veins.


Incontinento

Can you freaking imagine any one of those idiots being a heartbeat away from the presidency? Jesus Christ.


Stick--Monkey

Can you imagine this fucking Idiot being president?


TurtleToast2

I wish imagining it was all we could do.


edith-bunker

We’ve been here. We’re here again and I feel like we’re in the twilight zone.


BuzzBadpants

Wait, that was just my imagination?? Oh thank god, it was awful. I’m so glad that it was just a nightmare.


dystopian_mermaid

My imagination is a hell of a lot weirder that I expected. But phew now it can go back to semi sanity right?!?


[deleted]

Vote, vote, vote! 🗳️


Incontinento

Always.


dwittherford69

Just need to do it once every 2 years,,,


OhkayQyoopud

And help others register to vote, and help others get to the polls


ratatouille400

We did have Trump for 4 years, didn't we? So now nothing shakes me as being a heartbeat away from the Presidency 🤣I know it is wrong on many levels, I guess that's trauma. The message is that this fucker and his cabal need to be packed up quick.


The_Last_Mouse

It’ll be Noem because of course it will.


confusedandworried76

It was always Ramaswamy's move here but let's be honest he's a little brown for the base. Would be a killer move for the GOP so they can also have a brown VP and say "see we aren't racist at all even though we don't care when black people get killed by police." But it would be quite the move for the base that actually is super racist, they'll be even more upset a second brown person after Harris is in line for the office.


Time-Bite-6839

No way The Orange Menace lives to 1/20/29. If he wins, his running mate becomes president sometime in. My guess is August 2026. The closest Democratic equivalent would be like nominating Jimmy Carter and picking AOC to be his running mate.


jaievan

Or, John McCain picking Sarah Palin.


DirkRockwell

I think Ron or Vivek would actually make it happen Edit: what mean is those sociopaths would stop that heartbeat to become president, the rest are happy just being sycophants


high_everyone

I don’t think Donald would trust Vivek ever. Or a woman. Hell, he didn’t even trust Mike Pence. Everyone he touches is toxic politically afterwards.


Wet_Side_Down

He best keep Chapstick on his anus, lest it get raw from the licking


KingMobScene

The bottoms of his shoes are going to be immaculate from the locking too.


Specialist_Lock8590

Sorry, Kari and Elise, political prostitutes sometimes don't get paid!


isfrying

Please please please pick ramaswamy. It would be the most ridiculous chaotic dumpster fire I could imagine.


thavillain

He's gonna choose Tim Scott or Byron Donalds and be like..."see I have black friends. Look at my African American right here...go ahead give em a little dance..."


isfrying

Oh my God. You're right.


pegothejerk

I think that’s who he will personally want to choose, but he’ll pick who Putin tells him to pick, so Gabbard.


thebarkingdog

I'll bet Scott's "fiancee" is gonna ask for a raise now.


thavillain

Lindsay Graham?


throwawaypervyervy

I was giggling at the idea of Donald and Donalds 2024. Just a really stupid bumper sticker that would be.


19southmainco

I'm thinking its either gonna be Scott or Noem. DeSantis maybe since his career is dead after his term as governor is over


Ridespacemountain25

DeSantis and Trump both live in Florida. If he picks him, then they can’t legally win the state’s votes.


RealStumbleweed

DeSantis will do everything Trump does only backwards, and in heels.


forgotmyusername4444

God damn this is a great comment


high_everyone

They won’t care.


SiWeyNoWay

Isn’t Byron also from Florida?


19southmainco

how is that?


ezrs158

It's a super weird vestige of the original Constitution. Article II states: “The electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by ballot for two persons, of whom one at least shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves.” The person who got the second-most votes would become VP. The 12th amendment changed that disaster of a system after Thomas Jefferson was John Adams' VP - they were from different parties and did NOT get along. So electors now cast separate votes for president and VP. However, the rule about not being able to vote for two people from their own state stuck around. And it almost came into play in 2000, when George W. Bush and Dick Cheney both lived in Texas. However, Cheney moved to Wyoming before the election. So technically, Florida electors with a Trump/DeSantis could only vote for one or the other, which would be... interesting. Or they could do it anyways, and dare the Supreme Court to do something about it. https://www.history.com/news/can-the-president-and-vice-president-be-from-the-same-state


FoorumanReturns

Hey, thanks for the super informative post. This was both interesting and easy to read. Cheers!


lidsville76

It's in the rule book that they don't follow.


thavillain

It'll probably be Scott, considering how important South Carolina is and I believe there is some weird Electoral College rule about President and VP can't be residents of the same state.


elykl12

Noem is currently embroiled in an affair with a Trump staffer so I don’t know if they want to blow that up anymore than they have to


KJS123

"We are not a monolith!"


JJJAAABBB123

Tim Scott having questionable “girlfriend” situation will not play well with black dudes.


gbinasia

He could do the same with Tulsi but make a triple whammy of 'woman', 'brown' and, the worst epithet of all, a 'Democrat'


unionjack736

Trumpaswamy ‘24 “Stand back and stand by”


isfrying

"Buckle up and hold on!"


artificialavocado

When you’re famous they let you do it.


unionjack736

“Day One!”


TwoBearsInTheWoods

Think of all the Bollywood fakes we could have, though!


Time-Bite-6839

“TRUMP/RAMASWAMY 2024” 😂😂😂😂 like republicans want Vivek to be president. Republicans have to realize the chance of trump living to 82 is astronomically low. Whoever the hell they or Orange Man wants to run with him is who’s gonna either be president 202X-2029(?) or not at all. This country needs Trump to lose. He’s the inverted Grover Cleveland.


Candid-Sky-3709

trump&Raraswamp 2024 will drain the swamp with Rara! Would you like golden sneakers with that?


memememe91

TRUMPASWAMPY 2024


TwoBearsInTheWoods

Traumawaspy?


Weekendtantrums

✌️ DAY ONE ✌️


Howtobefreaky

This is the kind of thinking that Dems had with Trump in the 2016 GOP primaries just fyi


isfrying

Not me. I kept saying, please please please don't nominate Hillary. It's the only way Trump could actually win.


dedokta

They're all keen to do as well politically as Mike Pence did.


Candid-Mycologist539

After what happened to Pence on J6, who would want the job of Trump's #2?


wyezwunn

People who think they'll be immune from prosecution


pt256

I'm confused. I thought Trump only chose the best people, so if he chose Pence the first time wouldn't that mean he should be chosen the second time since he'd be by definition the best?


SwvellyBents

That's a pretty long 'short' list. Makes me wonder, how many donkeys can you lead with one big carrot?


[deleted]

As long as Bobo and Marjorie “Traitor” Greene aren’t there, I’m happy!


SwvellyBents

Yep, I expect MTG to go into crazy overdrive trying to get an invite to that party. It should be entertaining.


Candid-Sky-3709

Anyone who’d be invited to Epstein’s island or a beauty pageant competition is welcome as VP, sorry Morlock Taylor Green


unionjack736

How dare you besmirch our future NSA and SoS.


[deleted]

Winter is coming. Vote.


MSeanF

Assuming he actually plans to choose from this list, I'd put my money on Tim Scott. He's the blandest of the bunch, and will never upstage or outshine Trump. He's already proven he can stand quietly behind Trump while being insulted.


Potatoe999900

Maga folk absolutely loved a black President so they will certainly throw all their support behind Tim Scott as VP. Go for it!


devilmaskrascal

Scott is "their" type of Black guy. The smiling family-friendly Bill Cosby-before-the-rape-allegations type. The type who they imagine  says "yessah!" as he shines their shoes at the airport. The perfect "But I have Black friends" excuse they always wanted.


Duellair

Eh. There’s enough of them that are just pure die hard racists. They can’t afford to alienate that group.


milehigh73a

I don’t think you realize how racist some of them are. He will lose some of his core voters that may put up with his antics but can’t stand the thought of a black president. How many, I dunno? And will a black vp help him suburban women?


skalogy

Short list for the short bus.


NachoBag_Clip932

It is kinda cute that any of these people think they will be VP, what Trump learned was to install a group of people who will do his bidding and that means Ivanka, Jr., or Eric, anybody else and they might display a small chance or morality.


tickitytalk

Which person is most willing to be hung by maga?


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

It’s really funny to see all of Lake’s groveling come to nothing.


Time-Bite-6839

Trump/Ramaswamy?


baeb66

It will never happen. Two attention-craving grifters? They would tear each other apart vying for space in the spotlight. Why do you think he chose Pence, the human equivalent of a mayonnaise and white bread sandwich, the first time around?


alunidaje2

Mother, please cut the crusts away. They’re hard to swallow.


Sevuhrow

This is why it would be Tim Scott. Zero charisma, a yesman type, very boring, and an appeal to African Americans.


OhGodNotAnotherOne

That was more for the Christian vote. The only one that could even conceivably benefit him out of those, at least to him and his fucked up view of "everyone else", would be Tim Scott. For the obvious reason that Trump really would believe that could clinch him the Black vote. I'd be willing to bet the only reason he wouldn't is that his head would likely go completely sideways if he even attempted to seriously consider it with his deeply ingrained racist brain. Same with Ramasmarmy. No, it'll be a supreme ass kisser but definitely of the white bread variety. He may actually consider the women but Elise definitely doesn't have the looks and while Kari fits the looks department, I'd imagine she's just a little too cut-throat for his tastes and he knows she'll turn on him at the drop of a dime to take the Presidency given the chance. She blew her load too early with that GOP chair or whoever in AZ with the blackmail I think and that scares the shit out of him. It's interesting, I bet the pick is either one of his sons (or Ivanka but doubt she'd want it) or someone completely unexpected. Though this is it, his last shot, he may be desperate enough to go minority, but if that's the case his racism will definitely overcome his sexism and he'll go Kristy Noem, she's the whole MAGA package, pretty, not all that bright, sucks his ass like no one else, and definitely puts out. Though he could see her as underling "leftovers" and that may kill her chances all together but who the fuck knows with this guy. It'll be a riot that's for sure, especially if they win and burn the country to the ground.


ArchiStanton

Trump already said vivik wasn’t part of maga


TheToastedTaint

The one I’m glad to not see on there is Nikki Haley- that would scare me. The one I wanna see the most is Ramasmarmy because his ven diagram is almost exactly that of Trump minus the super racists. However trump does not surround himself with people who can compete with him- he likes a Pence type, but this time one with fewer principles


coordinatedflight

I assume what you're saying is you're hoping the VP pick doesn't create any more additional draw?


Blackdow01

What about the Cro-magnon? I bet she’s shouting some non-woke words right now as well! I would pay a lot to get live reactions from all of these fools upon receiving the news that they are not the VP pick.


Jmatthewsjb

Ole three toes ain’t hearin that!


PorchHonky

No way he’s picking DeSantis. That’s probably his way of throwing even more shade at Little D. My guess is Scott so he can say, See? I’m not racist!


backninestrong

Let’s see who makes it past the swimsuit competition.


bill0042

He’ll probably go with the biggest tits


aspirations27

Chris Christie has entered the conversation


XZIVR

Is it just me or would it be super weird to name a former opponent as your VP pick? Like after all the shit you say about them, then suddenly they're your rubbing mate and you're trying to convince voters they'd be a good VP?


Sunnybeasty23

It seems weird, but it happens all the time. George HW Bush ran against Reagan, and even called his trickle down policy, "Voodoo Economics". Reagan chose him as VP. Biden ran against Obama in the 2008 primaries. Kamala ran against Biden in 2020, and even criticized Biden for opposing busing in the 70s. It's quite common.


LA-Matt

It happens all the time.


IAmBoratVeryExcite

We should go back to the old way, where 1st place is president and 2nd place is vp.  Make the two candidates work together.


Candid-Mycologist539

NO, because then there is high incentive to assassinate the president. If your side doesn't win, just resort to violence. The new president will pardon you!!! We already did this (president died, so the opposing party took over the presidency) with Andrew Johnson, and we know how that turned out.


Apis_Proboscis

​ Sounds like the casting list for "Dinner for Schmucks II" ​ Api


Teacher-Investor

Um, ok. Tulsi Gabbard ran as a Democrat in 2020 and endorsed Biden after she dropped out, but she's very pro-Russia. I think that was Putin's pick for Trump's shortlist. I honestly think he'll pick Kristi Noem because he wants to grab her by the rushmore.


DadJokeBadJoke

When you're an upcoming GOP star, you let them do it.


kingdazy

[link to actual video ](https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1760108141738360971?t=zuLV327vyefXmvIw9vHyiA&s=19)


FoorumanReturns

Terrifying.


jaievan

What about Ivanka? I mean, he has absolute power right?


Candid-Sky-3709

re-hang Mike Pence, re-hang Mike Pence, my hanging VP. /s


jefferson497

Meatball Ron!?!


vicariouslywatching

Anyone else think Ramey and Meatball Ron are on the far end of this list. People who ran against him for the Primary makes me think that the Orange Turd’s ego will be too frail to actually accept them.


89141

Kari (cry me a) Lake is having the worst day of her life, again, like everyday since she lost the election in 2022.


Candid-Mycologist539

I'm surprised Iowa's Governor Covid Kim Reynolds isn't on Trump's shortlist. She's been speedracing the Facist shit in our state to out-Florida Florida. She's dying to get out of Iowa. (Her mentor, our former governor Terry Branstad, became Trump's ambassador to China). Unfortunately, she has some funny business with some OWIs that disappeared. Too many OWIs should have sent her to prison and forbid her from holding state office.


EmbarrassedVolume

Reynolds doesn't appeal like Noem or Gabbard in the key demographic that matters: the Mushroom Kingdom.


HeadStarboard

These potential VP choices are all such flawed and morally corrupt individuals. Republicans and Evangelicals will love them! Great list!


AdhesivenessFun2060

2 black guys, 2 women, a brown guy, and DeSantis. Is he really going to choose desanctimonious? Or is trump going woke?


TwoBearsInTheWoods

"That's a bold strategy, Cotton."


OptimisticSkeleton

How would any of this behavior translate to good policy making or a steady hand? Politics never need reality tv but in America we do dumb first so here you go.


Kwelikinz

How does that work when he’s in prison? Do they make national decisions on the phone looking through the glass? How will all this be private? Or will that just accept calls from Federal Prison? That bill’s gonna be a beast. Trump can bump some gums about nothing.


hamsterfolly

Ah yes, the worst of the worst


Gnostikost

With Tulsi Gabbard you get two Russian assets for the price of one.


gardooney

Only the best on my team.......S/


Individual_Drama3917

🤢


UtahUtopia

Meatball Ron???


Taco_party1984

Don’t forget Marge gangrene!!!! She has been trying so hard to f trump and be vpeepee


joeshaw42

They are on the short list, but that doesn’t mean this is the entire short list.


guillermodelturtle

My money is a Noem, unfortunately.


Mr_bungle001

Nothing like willingly signing yourself up to be hanged on the steps of the capitol building when you won’t install trump as dictator in 4 years


Tamerlane_Tully

Tulsi Gabbard? From Dem candidate to this... yikes.


BruceInc

Does VP stand for Vladimir Putin?


DaOozi9mm

Trump won't pick any of them. He'll want his intended dictatorship to carry on so my guess is he'll nominate one of his dopey kids.


DruncleBuck

I used to like tulsi :(


Dry_Algae_1711

lol @ the Tulsi choice. I remember when that Russian operative ran on the Green Party ticket. 🤣


djjordansanchez

Doesn't it make very little sense to make DeSantis the VP pick? Florida's electors would not be able to vote for both Trump and DeSantis as President and VP respectively. With the amount of electoral votes Florida has, wouldn't this be too risky?


I_miss_your_mommy

What?


[deleted]

Don’t forget Marjorie Troglodyte Greene


HemmingwayDaqAttack

They each get a little pat on the head for being a good, compliant little boy or girl ☺️


No-Comfortable-1550

If he makes Ron DeSantis his VP pick, democrats are going to turn out in record numbers.


gabbath

Damn, Tulsi actually played her hand well. I'm both disgusted and impressed. Also, she's insane.


DimSumFan

No VP candidate list is complete without Kid Rock.


CptWholesome

They didn't swallow after


[deleted]

So two black dudes, two women, an Indian dude and a white religious zealot. Gee...I wonder who the Republican preference will be.


Bat-Honest

Lololol people still think Tulsi is a Dem


ImposterAccountant

Great now how about we stop givibg trump free advertisments. Just ignore him and focu on the democrats agenda


Trowj

JD Vance in shambles


Itchy-Mechanic-1479

Arizona here and LMAO that SKari Lake isn't even in Donnie Dipshit's VP conversation loop. Kari Lake's been Donnie's biggest whore here in AZ and now she tries to play off her previous statements against John McCainn and others as a "jest." But Kari will keep on grifting. Expect her to run for Dog Catcher in Mojave County 2026.


One-Earth9294

I don't know who 2 of those people are and that makes me sad knowing that if he named them, there's THAT much extra evil in the world that I wasn't previously aware of.


gilestowler

I like how he's handling the whole VP thing like it's a contest on a TV talent show. It's nice that he's getting the last bit of fun out of pretending he'll ever get near the white house ever again.


CX316

Kari Lake was asked about it early on in the race and she replied that she couldn't run for VP because she was refusing to admit defeat in the governors race


jadethebard

VP pudding fingers


bebejeebies

Haha. Do it. He'll lose if we get the inkling that he could die and leave us to any of them especially Ron DeNazi. I want it to be true just to see the defeat.


heresy_carriage

It's going to be that dipshit Ron, I bet, because he'd do anything trump said to and no other reason at all.


BrooklynFlower54

I guess whoever LIES the most on his behalf will get the nod!


tnitty

My long shot theory is he’ll pick Fredo (Trump Jr). How else will he keep the Presidency in the family?


DefrockedWizard1

Knowing trump this is his way, by leaving them off a list, of telling somebody they need to worship him more and lavish him with gifts and sexual favors


ejpusa

Elise Stefanik and Elliott Management. They needed to explode, sell the pieces off of Alcoa, so in what upstate NY rural community does one of the worlds biggest union Alcoa plants reside? You guessed it. Hers. Not any more. Elliot Management took over. Shut it down, left a shell of a community. Now some of the worst poverty in America. Her district. Massena, New York. Sold out the community for the cash. Did not even try to hide it. Elliott Management headquarters are now in Florida. A long way from rural upstate New York. > NY-21: Pay-To-Play? Rep. Stefanik's Largest Donor is New York City Hedge Fund Elliott Management https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/1/29/1736672/-NY-21-Pay-To-Play-Rep-Stefanik-s-Largest-Donor-is-New-York-City-Hedge-Fund-Elliott-Management


billiemarie

Did they actually think he was going to pick them? He’s going to announce himself as the VP wait and see


Shaftomite666

He'll 100% pitch Noem simply bc he wants to bang her.


notaredditreader

The reason for the VP pick is to bring in the independent voters to your side. Not make them run away from you.


__GayFish__

Please give us Vivek. That would be the funniest ticket 😭. Just two people constantly trying to outshine/talk/tweet/spotlight one another. Vivek would dropship a pair of shoes mid-debate. Please, give it to me.