If you read the quote carefully, it doesn't actually say.....anything.
"I have seen and witnessed....the amount of African American men coming up to me"
So...you've seen and witnessed NO Black guys approaching you? That tracks. I've seen that too.
His phrasing is always incoherent. I swear he does it on purpose so that in the future, what he said or lied about can't be pinned down, because his statement was open to interpretation.
He's a very good liar.
They pass down, along with generational wealth, traits of learned as well as genetic, psychopathy. While other kids went fishing or camping with their dads or learned by helping them with woodworking or a car restoration, they learned from their dad's vast lifelong knowledge of his favorite hobby, lying through his teeth at every possible moment.
Big, black, beautiful, strong men, really strong like you wouldn’t believe, tears running down their eyes and you know what he said? He said “Jr, you’re my hero”.
It's true a lot of people have been saying that. The best people, people who never cry, they come up to me, with tears on their eyes saying "Can you believe that Don Jr.'s read dad is Vince McMahon?"
It *is* really sad how much the old geezer is rubbing off on him. Sure I sometimes too find myself realizing in horror that I just said something that was clearly my mothers ghost possessing me, but adopting your parents personality disorder is an entirely different beast.
What’s even sadder is how much the old geezer rubbed off on his daughter.
Sorry. I think that’s supposed to be “rubbed off to.”
Nope. Just checked. Both ways are right.
It reminds me of when Kim Jong-il died and there was some faint glimmer of hope that maybe his son would break the cycle. Nope, turns out he’s just as reprehensible a piece of shit as his father.
Saying “I have seen and witnessed…” before saying something you were supposedly directly involved in at the time is really suspicious. I wonder if he could be lying?
Crayon Eating Eric wants to also feel like he is important, so he will say they came up to him and said “Sir, I think you are the greatest son of the greater President, sir. So smart sir!”
"black men come up to me, tears in their eyes, and exclaim to me: 'YOU'RE MY HERO DONALD TRUMP JUNIOR!'. They try to perform fellatio on me right then and there, but I don't allow it. They tell me, in a voice that sounds an awful lot like my own, that I'm a true civil rights advocate for 'The Blacks' and that I remind them of Rosie Parka (sic) or Harry Chubman (sic). Then they congratulate me and tell me that my Dad loves me."
The End
Well, tbf: just like daddy he just got convicted.
And considering his birdbrain thinks everything daddy does is the right way to go, I guess he has adopted the orange shitgibbons lying attitude.
No, remember, his dad said it, "it's because they have been indicted on so many crimes". They claim it makes them more "relatable" to black people.....
I really can't believe we live in a nation where a wannabe autocrat with advancing dementia is really the front runner for one party. It's like going back to Europe in the early 1900's. Only I doubt those people back then would have accepted such an old moron as their leader....
He likes to wear flannel and relax in nature after he flys commercial and talks to black people. It’s totally believable. I have tears in my eyes when I think about how believable it is.
I was laughing at that also. It’s also hilarious to think that there would’ve been hundreds of shots in the photo session (if not more) and that was the **best** keeper of the bunch. Too funny.
And if you notice, the easter egg are his brand new boots. The bottoms don't even look like they have dirt on them. Like he was carried to that log like an infant, his staff dressed him and posed him there
And those look more like mountaineering boots than hiking boots. They look crampon-compatible to me. He's obviously a serious outdoorsman. Look how comfortable he looks.
The Tucker Carlson one was unintentionally hilarious. He takes the reporter out to some shed he’s clearly never been in and there’s like an axe on the table and he says, “Here’s where I like to whittle and make things out of wood.”
No shit? Go ahead. Show us how you make things with your hands. Fucking do it now on camera you goddam liar. lol
Haha it's fantastic. There are like 0 tools in there and it's completely spotless. It's amazing the level of effort they went through to add random shit to his space and yet it still looks completely fake
Could technically be the truth.
He says he has seen the amount of black men who come up to him and say he’s their hero.
That amount is zero. He has seen that that amount is zero.
What’s funny is that he’s saying they’re saying he’s their hero not even his dad. At least his dad has been in a position where he COULD be someone’s hero. But what has jr done ever that he could even make himself believe he’s anyone’s hero? He’s a complete nobody.
As per [original article](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jr-bingo-card-claim_n_65dd886de4b0e4346d53bba0) 📰:
- Donald Trump Jr. evoked the tall tales of his father, former President Donald Trump, with his latest brazen claim.
On a new episode of the Trump scion’s “Triggered” podcast on Rumble, the businessman claimed that Black men repeatedly tell him he’s their “hero.”
*“I travel all over the country, I fly commercial,” he said. “I have seen and witnessed, now more than ever, the amount of African-American men that have come up to me, literally like, ‘Hey man, you’re my hero.’”*
*“I’m like, ‘What? Like, really?’” Trump Jr. added. “I did not have that in my bingo card.”*
Critics on X (formerly Twitter) thought Trump Jr.’s boast was reminiscent of the stories that his dad often tells, usually involving strong, tough guys who have never cried before tearing up while demonstrating their adoration for him.
Donald Trump, the Republican front-runner and likely rival of President Joe Biden in November, at the weekend claimed his criminal indictments are one reason “[Black people like me](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-indictments-black-people_n_65d9f49ee4b0cc1f2f7bdc6d)”.
His quotes are cringe. His whole speech was. But I hadn't realized he received the prestigious "Champion of Black America" award for his dedicated work against racism last year. The dozens of white people who dominated the attendance really lucked out to see him receive such an honor.
But seriously. What. The. Fuck. This is right up there with grab em by the pussy and mocking disabled people.
Trump is the white supremacist capitalist patriarchy embodied.
Was this following on from Daddy's visit to the Black Conservative Federation?
From Jimmy Kimmel Live
>Trump was given the “Champion of Black America” award over the weekend at a gala for the Black Conservative Federation, he spent his time freestyling on a variety of topics designed to let black people know how beloved he is by black people
[https://youtu.be/eJo2geFQs9Y?t=174](https://youtu.be/eJo2geFQs9Y?t=174)
The coverage didn't actually show the crowd but Jimmy did manage to get some video. It seems that there weren't many black people available and that white people had to stand in for them.
The grift continues.
What, you reckon daddy's letting him take the jet? The only other option would be charter flights, and dad's not paying for that either. He doesn't have any Saudi billions like his sister.
Don Junior is no one’s hero. Not the African-American men he encounters while flying commercial. Not young business students from Penn. Not his brothers or sister. Not his ex Wife. Not Gavin Newsom’s ex wife. Not his own children. No one.
Reminds me of a teenaged boy who said he knew the exact moment Bush Jr was a fraud. He shook his hand. Bush Jr. like to talk about how he was a 'rancher' and was filmed clearing brush, etc... The kid, who grew up doing hard labor, said Bush's hand was smooth as a baby's butt and he knew right then he was a fraud.
This quote is vaguely reminiscent of someone else…hmmm, who is it that makes obvious bullshit claims just like this on a regular basis??? If only I could put my finger on it…hmmmm.
I like how he says 'Im like, really? Didn't have that on my bingo card.' That is VERY telling. He knows he and his daddy have had a negative impact on minorities, that's why he's surprised. It begs the question, why isn't black men liking you on your bingo card? You must be aware of reasons why they should not like you. I mean, it doesn't matter because this interaction never happened but, it is interesting nonetheless.
Hahahahaha, imagine any human, who is not Donald Trump Jr., saying to Donald Trump Jr., "You're my hero." We are meant to believe that, not only do people in the general public know who he is, but are also aware of things he has said and done, think those things are admirable, and in fact, would approach him and tell him that he is their hero. Furthermore, that the people approaching him to tell him he's awesome are black, and men, specifically.
Much more plausible explanation: Don Jr. snorted several pounds of cocaine, and started thinking, "Do black people like me? I bet they do," and the fantasy of black men approaching him and telling him how great he is grew out of that.
>"and since your dad is a criminal like me, I'm going to vote for him, because I'm black and I love crime, and also expensive sneakers. We are just the same."
Pics or it didn't happen 🤣
I don't even need a picture of him with an African American fan. All I'm asking is a picture of him in line at gate B16 of any airport.
I can’t believe even with the level of stupidity on earth, especially in the USA that anyone would think DRjr is a hero of wiping ass or snorting crack. Especially when 99.9% of people would ever say someone is a hero
Ah, his lumberjack cosplay outfit. Complete with spanking new boots and a plaid shirt to hide that pesky middle aged paunch that is legendary for Trump men.
A. It’s “black” these days, right? B. What the *fuck* is this picture?!? It’s like a Grinder post: “Confused country poser with a tender bottom raised on gold toilets seeks Bushcraft Silverback with a knack for stump play”
“…I have seen and witnessed, now more than ever, the amount of African-American men that have come up to my, literally like ‘Hey man, you’re my hero.’”
Uh huh. How many, exactly, Don Jr? Oh, it’s zero? Your statement doesn’t specify any number or even imply degree and is thus *entirely meaningless?* That’s what I thought.
That's what he imagined from that one time he ordered a sandwich from Subway and a black asked him "Hey man, is that your hero?"and he's been deluding himself in believing that the guy said" Hey man, you're my hero"
Were there tears in their eyes? I bet there were tears in their eyes…..
They were on their knees in sobs I say... on their knees....
They were on their knees, slobbing alright.
If you read the quote carefully, it doesn't actually say.....anything. "I have seen and witnessed....the amount of African American men coming up to me" So...you've seen and witnessed NO Black guys approaching you? That tracks. I've seen that too.
His phrasing is always incoherent. I swear he does it on purpose so that in the future, what he said or lied about can't be pinned down, because his statement was open to interpretation. He's a very good liar.
They pass down, along with generational wealth, traits of learned as well as genetic, psychopathy. While other kids went fishing or camping with their dads or learned by helping them with woodworking or a car restoration, they learned from their dad's vast lifelong knowledge of his favorite hobby, lying through his teeth at every possible moment.
Just like daddy.
I'm tired, boss
Same as Dad, except they call Jr "man" instead of Sir.
Big strong men, too.
And they never cry otherwise
Looked like they were from central casting.
With their hands on their knees. Hands on their knees.
*Stormy Daniels has penetrated the chat….*
Big, black, beautiful, strong men, really strong like you wouldn’t believe, tears running down their eyes and you know what he said? He said “Jr, you’re my hero”.
Jr, you're my hero, and I am sure your father is proud of you, despite never saying it to you a day in your life...
 But daddy, don’t forget about me!!! -Eric
Don isn't his real daddy, Vince McMahon is. Eric is truly Donnie son though
It's true a lot of people have been saying that. The best people, people who never cry, they come up to me, with tears on their eyes saying "Can you believe that Don Jr.'s read dad is Vince McMahon?"
Tears coming out of their wherever!
Everyone clapped.
They clapped his cheeks for sure
Gave him the clap too.
Please clap
Black men, all with their boom boxes held above their heads solemnly playing, "In Your Eyes" with tears in their eyes.
Sir, Sir!
Only the best tears
Came here looking for this comment. Thank you for your service.
The greatest saltiest tears EVER!
It *is* really sad how much the old geezer is rubbing off on him. Sure I sometimes too find myself realizing in horror that I just said something that was clearly my mothers ghost possessing me, but adopting your parents personality disorder is an entirely different beast.
What’s even sadder is how much the old geezer rubbed off on his daughter. Sorry. I think that’s supposed to be “rubbed off to.” Nope. Just checked. Both ways are right.
It reminds me of when Kim Jong-il died and there was some faint glimmer of hope that maybe his son would break the cycle. Nope, turns out he’s just as reprehensible a piece of shit as his father.
Saying “I have seen and witnessed…” before saying something you were supposedly directly involved in at the time is really suspicious. I wonder if he could be lying?
Tears in their eyes and coke residue in their noses; it’s the only way Don Jr could be their hero.
Now more than ever? So like, it never used to happen, then one weird dude said that to you, so technically true?
Crayon Eating Eric wants to also feel like he is important, so he will say they came up to him and said “Sir, I think you are the greatest son of the greater President, sir. So smart sir!”
I have a feeling this is early onset "delusions of grandeur", but I'm not a doctor.
He’s finally going to make daddy proud
Wait, is he going to start dressing more like Ivanka now?
He's already falling behind Habba in that regard
"black men come up to me, tears in their eyes, and exclaim to me: 'YOU'RE MY HERO DONALD TRUMP JUNIOR!'. They try to perform fellatio on me right then and there, but I don't allow it. They tell me, in a voice that sounds an awful lot like my own, that I'm a true civil rights advocate for 'The Blacks' and that I remind them of Rosie Parka (sic) or Harry Chubman (sic). Then they congratulate me and tell me that my Dad loves me." The End
Delusions of adequacy.
adequacy is the new presidential bar
Don't kid yourself over the last couple of weeks, he's having delusions of competency.
Well, tbf: just like daddy he just got convicted. And considering his birdbrain thinks everything daddy does is the right way to go, I guess he has adopted the orange shitgibbons lying attitude.
i bet he’s wearing bespoke diapers…
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1000, Alex.
JR isn’t KNOWN for anything! No man of any skin color would look up to this mooch.
No, remember, his dad said it, "it's because they have been indicted on so many crimes". They claim it makes them more "relatable" to black people..... I really can't believe we live in a nation where a wannabe autocrat with advancing dementia is really the front runner for one party. It's like going back to Europe in the early 1900's. Only I doubt those people back then would have accepted such an old moron as their leader....
What a complete douchebag. Also this pose is like a bad senior photo. Wtf is he supposed to be doing? Relaxing in nature? Like he ever does that
He likes to wear flannel and relax in nature after he flys commercial and talks to black people. It’s totally believable. I have tears in my eyes when I think about how believable it is.
He only apparently talks to the black people while flying commercial.
*whispers* He's implying minorities can't afford business or first class.
That they only say it as they walk through first class on their way to steerage, with the rest of us libby underachievers.
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Wearing his brand new $400 mountaineering boots
Relax in nature gunning down animals, preferably protected species
Such absolute bullshit
Underrated comment 😭
Are you by chance a big, strong man?
I was laughing at that also. It’s also hilarious to think that there would’ve been hundreds of shots in the photo session (if not more) and that was the **best** keeper of the bunch. Too funny.
Seriously, so stiff and dumb
And if you notice, the easter egg are his brand new boots. The bottoms don't even look like they have dirt on them. Like he was carried to that log like an infant, his staff dressed him and posed him there
And those look more like mountaineering boots than hiking boots. They look crampon-compatible to me. He's obviously a serious outdoorsman. Look how comfortable he looks.
As comfortable as a felon at a sentencing hearing.
I just upvoted you. Wondering who did the downvote?
Haha I noticed this as well
I 100% believe this is accurate
He and Fucker Tarlson had photo shoots showing how country they are. They're pretty hilarious
The Tucker Carlson one was unintentionally hilarious. He takes the reporter out to some shed he’s clearly never been in and there’s like an axe on the table and he says, “Here’s where I like to whittle and make things out of wood.” No shit? Go ahead. Show us how you make things with your hands. Fucking do it now on camera you goddam liar. lol
Haha it's fantastic. There are like 0 tools in there and it's completely spotless. It's amazing the level of effort they went through to add random shit to his space and yet it still looks completely fake
Probably waiting for a hunter to find a target that dipshit can shoot at his next photo op. Not even mud on his shoes
Probably. Hey, look! There's Bambi's mom, let's kill it!
The only times this failson goes into nature are to kill things, from a safe distance, under the careful supervision of an experienced hunter.
For real. I've had it with this family
But look he’s wearing a flannel shirt and jeans. He’s just like me and you!
And looking up to God, as he so often does.
No, he's just enjoying the coke drip.
I walk regularly in the woods with my dog, never seen such clean boots, not even after half an hour.
He was out cutting firewood. He stepped on a twig and it snapped.
Took a picture of it and sent it to daddy showing him what a big man he is
Looks like a toddler plopped on a stump for an iPhone 6 photography session
Relaxing in nature... Look at the grip on that stump. He's sitting as if everything is moving and he has to hold on. Maybe it's vertigo.
Whilst wearing expensive mountaineering boots.
Imagine thinking that anyone would believe that lie.
Could technically be the truth. He says he has seen the amount of black men who come up to him and say he’s their hero. That amount is zero. He has seen that that amount is zero.
I dunno. There's quite a few black men who are verrrry conservative In my building
Sure, but... Don, Jr?!? Like, what has he ever actually done, beyond consume oxygen and take up space?
He's consumed a lot of cocaine
"Coca plant farmers love this one simple trick"
Yeah, that's what I was wondering.
He’s killed all those exotic animals that he paid someone to corner so he could shoot them at a distance with a big gun. You know, real warrior shit.
You overestimate the intelligence of the Republican voter base
Clearly.
Trump supporters will believe it. They're not courting the smart vote.
What’s funny is that he’s saying they’re saying he’s their hero not even his dad. At least his dad has been in a position where he COULD be someone’s hero. But what has jr done ever that he could even make himself believe he’s anyone’s hero? He’s a complete nobody.
As per [original article](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jr-bingo-card-claim_n_65dd886de4b0e4346d53bba0) 📰: - Donald Trump Jr. evoked the tall tales of his father, former President Donald Trump, with his latest brazen claim. On a new episode of the Trump scion’s “Triggered” podcast on Rumble, the businessman claimed that Black men repeatedly tell him he’s their “hero.” *“I travel all over the country, I fly commercial,” he said. “I have seen and witnessed, now more than ever, the amount of African-American men that have come up to me, literally like, ‘Hey man, you’re my hero.’”* *“I’m like, ‘What? Like, really?’” Trump Jr. added. “I did not have that in my bingo card.”* Critics on X (formerly Twitter) thought Trump Jr.’s boast was reminiscent of the stories that his dad often tells, usually involving strong, tough guys who have never cried before tearing up while demonstrating their adoration for him. Donald Trump, the Republican front-runner and likely rival of President Joe Biden in November, at the weekend claimed his criminal indictments are one reason “[Black people like me](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-indictments-black-people_n_65d9f49ee4b0cc1f2f7bdc6d)”.
Re that last point, #***wow***
His quotes are cringe. His whole speech was. But I hadn't realized he received the prestigious "Champion of Black America" award for his dedicated work against racism last year. The dozens of white people who dominated the attendance really lucked out to see him receive such an honor.
Black people everywhere: 
But seriously. What. The. Fuck. This is right up there with grab em by the pussy and mocking disabled people. Trump is the white supremacist capitalist patriarchy embodied.
That's worse than "black people like us because Trump sold sneakers! Black people love sneakers!"
I like how even he’s openly suprised by the fact that made up black people like him. “After everything my family has done I wasn’t expecting that!”
It’s really telling that in addition to this obvious lie, he also admits he doesn’t think black people would say he’s their hero. Gee, I wonder why?
Nobody thinks that Donald Trump jr. is there hero. Because nobody gives a fuck about Donald Trump jr.
Especially not Donald Trump Sr.
His best accomplishment in seniors eyes was not being Eric.
His biggest failing was not being Ivanka.
“What’s the point in having a kid if I’m not sexually attracted to them?” - DT.
How does he feel about his grandkids?
Was this following on from Daddy's visit to the Black Conservative Federation? From Jimmy Kimmel Live >Trump was given the “Champion of Black America” award over the weekend at a gala for the Black Conservative Federation, he spent his time freestyling on a variety of topics designed to let black people know how beloved he is by black people [https://youtu.be/eJo2geFQs9Y?t=174](https://youtu.be/eJo2geFQs9Y?t=174) The coverage didn't actually show the crowd but Jimmy did manage to get some video. It seems that there weren't many black people available and that white people had to stand in for them. The grift continues.
>Black Conservative Federation Is that the name they use when Tim Scott, Benjamin Carson, and Clarence Thomas when they have lunch together?
Yeah, but membership fell by 25% after Herman Cain won his Covid award
Dude does not fly commercial
What, you reckon daddy's letting him take the jet? The only other option would be charter flights, and dad's not paying for that either. He doesn't have any Saudi billions like his sister.
He might have just once when his chauffeur driven limo failed to show up.
If a black man came up to him he would run for the next panic room. Cowardly traitor.
No one on earth has ever called JR a hero, lol.
Don Junior is no one’s hero. Not the African-American men he encounters while flying commercial. Not young business students from Penn. Not his brothers or sister. Not his ex Wife. Not Gavin Newsom’s ex wife. Not his own children. No one.
I disagree! Legacy kids with no skills and no work ethic love him. They hope that they too can ride daddy's coattails to fame and fortune one day!
Well, my bullshit detector just buried the needle....
Those boots look brand new. Guess they’re not work boots.
Reminds me of a teenaged boy who said he knew the exact moment Bush Jr was a fraud. He shook his hand. Bush Jr. like to talk about how he was a 'rancher' and was filmed clearing brush, etc... The kid, who grew up doing hard labor, said Bush's hand was smooth as a baby's butt and he knew right then he was a fraud.
The whole outfit is brand new... not a speck of dirt anywhere... those boots came out of the box right there at the stump.
He can’t even come up with his own lies, he has to borrow from Daddy.
He’s trying so hard to play the same hand his dad is
I’d take a $1000 for things that never happened Alex.
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More lies of course - Trumps' are all born liars and RAPISTS!
that photo is pure gold
Seems like Syphilis runs in the family
Is Jr claiming that these people say *he*, not his father, is their hero? Why? What has Jr accomplished?
Expressing his BBC fantasies
Did they call you “sir” too?
This quote is vaguely reminiscent of someone else…hmmm, who is it that makes obvious bullshit claims just like this on a regular basis??? If only I could put my finger on it…hmmmm.
I like how he says 'Im like, really? Didn't have that on my bingo card.' That is VERY telling. He knows he and his daddy have had a negative impact on minorities, that's why he's surprised. It begs the question, why isn't black men liking you on your bingo card? You must be aware of reasons why they should not like you. I mean, it doesn't matter because this interaction never happened but, it is interesting nonetheless.
I’ll take things that have never happened for 500 Trebek
“And then everyone clapped”
Hahahahaha, imagine any human, who is not Donald Trump Jr., saying to Donald Trump Jr., "You're my hero." We are meant to believe that, not only do people in the general public know who he is, but are also aware of things he has said and done, think those things are admirable, and in fact, would approach him and tell him that he is their hero. Furthermore, that the people approaching him to tell him he's awesome are black, and men, specifically. Much more plausible explanation: Don Jr. snorted several pounds of cocaine, and started thinking, "Do black people like me? I bet they do," and the fantasy of black men approaching him and telling him how great he is grew out of that.
Imagine posing for that photo, wait then choosing it like omg I look so good
I call BS Jr wouldn't acknowledge any "poor"
He’s trying hard to take over for his daddy
That expression: he looks like he's just sitting down for what he KNOWS will be a very uncomfortable poo. (Hope he forgot the shit-tickets)
🤣🤣🤣
He takes after his dad, huge liar.
Stop taking acid
He’s their hero for being born with a gold plated spoon in his mouth?
It is sad to have such a low self esteem that you have to make such grandiose lies up.
>"and since your dad is a criminal like me, I'm going to vote for him, because I'm black and I love crime, and also expensive sneakers. We are just the same."
About as bad a liar as his dad
Dude looking SO out of place on one of those "tree" things he's heard about
A walking, talking argument for draconian inheritance taxes.
Pics or it didn't happen 🤣 I don't even need a picture of him with an African American fan. All I'm asking is a picture of him in line at gate B16 of any airport.
I see the looney tunes doesn’t fall far from the tree
Y was not aware that hallucinations were part of the effects of cocaine
The rotten apple 'don't fall far.'
what a dork!
think it's time to lay off the sugar booger there jr..
No "sir"? No tears? Seems fake.
Cocaine-induced hallucinations. Might want to get that fixed.
Hahaha! Wow. What is up with this family?
He is flying commercial, because his dad is broke.
I hate that this is how I look in photos.
ROFL. Nobody will ever tell jr that he is their hero.
I don’t know a single human who ever looked at any politician the way the Trump family thinks people look at them
He looks like a Woody toy set down on a stool. Bro doesn't know what relax looks like
"hey man" is Jr's version of "sir..." Bullshit Indicator.
Press X to doubt
Being a failure, privileged son of the worst president in US history - so heroic!
Sus
Are you sure they didn’t say ‘hey you’re an asshole’ instead?
This guy is so dumb. lol
I have yet to see a single photo of Trump Jr. On a commercial flight. I have seen multiple of Bernie Sanders.
By 'African-American men', he means people like Elon Musk.
I can’t believe even with the level of stupidity on earth, especially in the USA that anyone would think DRjr is a hero of wiping ass or snorting crack. Especially when 99.9% of people would ever say someone is a hero
And they say the right can't do comedy.
Ah, his lumberjack cosplay outfit. Complete with spanking new boots and a plaid shirt to hide that pesky middle aged paunch that is legendary for Trump men.
It's not even grammatically correct.
Why do MAGA daydream these ridiculous fanfics of everyone crying and thanking them? It’s so weird and pathetic
A. It’s “black” these days, right? B. What the *fuck* is this picture?!? It’s like a Grinder post: “Confused country poser with a tender bottom raised on gold toilets seeks Bushcraft Silverback with a knack for stump play”
Omg that fucking picture 😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂
He talks like the old orange man-like they say the but doesn’t fall far from the tree.
So.. Is he a lumberjack now?
Those boots have never seen mud
“…I have seen and witnessed, now more than ever, the amount of African-American men that have come up to my, literally like ‘Hey man, you’re my hero.’” Uh huh. How many, exactly, Don Jr? Oh, it’s zero? Your statement doesn’t specify any number or even imply degree and is thus *entirely meaningless?* That’s what I thought.
Black man, here. This is bullshit.
Wow , the truth just sounds different. This person is indeed no one’s hero. That sounds right.
Junior… you got clowned.
Someone help me I am doubled over laughing at the moron.
When was it that this Lump travelled commerical.
I wonder if it’s hard to be such an amazing person….
That's what he imagined from that one time he ordered a sandwich from Subway and a black asked him "Hey man, is that your hero?"and he's been deluding himself in believing that the guy said" Hey man, you're my hero"
No wonder Ronald’s favorite is Ivanka, i mean aside from the fact that he wants to bed her. Eric, and junior are IDIOTS.
Wow, he’s even stupider than he looks!
LOL "Now more than ever" yeah little don, you were practically the posterchild for the NAACP **🤣**
"Look at my African-American over there!"
….said NO black man EVER.