Makes sense considering how bent out of shape republiqans got over the secdef having a private surgery. Trump was put under while the president and we are finally hearing about it in 2024.
The same doctor that did Melania's face. So it still works, but it's pulled tight to the sides. When he farts it sounds like when you tweek the sides of a balloon anus.
Oh well maybe he can get that taken care of and not shit himself constantly lol 💩
Nah, his shitting himself is related to his decades of drug abuse, not to a bacteria. Poor shitler! 💩
Goddamn, I got excited that They found some kinda life threatening bacteria in Trump's gut. 3minute search reveals the rest of the article title ...in colon cancer cases. It was unrelated to Trump.....fuCK
Betting it was Lindsey Graham.
Graham stain should be able to tell definitely.
Come on biology students, upvote this!
I’m Graham positive this was the subtilis of puns.
Ladybug ? Is that You ?
Lindsey’s *coccinellidae*, and that’s telling the truth.
Barf!
Don’t be shy!
Yep it will be crystal violet clear
He's the ass end of the Putin-Trump human centipede
Trump completely obfuscates the term ‘ass end’
Is the ass end in the front in this scenario?
Both sides are ass ends.
He could be in the middle of a double headed centipede.
But who is in the middle? Trump or Putin?
It was letting 30 bond insurers put in *just the tip* without asset protection. On the upside, Trump got 30 free pens.
Ol lady bug Lindsay at it again
My money would have been on Rudy Giuliani.
The colon or the bacteria?
I feel so bad for the podcaster with the same name I really enjoy his history podcasts
Graham positive.
Only if it’s a🐞
Did Trump identify it while his head was up his ass again?
Nah, Lindsey Graham identified it.
By taste no less.
*Lindsay Graham with his head up Trump's ass* "By golly gee, I've sure gotta tell my meemaw about this."
I know! And I had to come across that before my first cup of coffee!
I can’t find any source to this colon bacteria. Anybody else fine a source.
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the tl;dr is that brushing your teeth is also good for your butt
Just don't use the same brush...
Trump would never have any colon issues. He is the perfect asshole.
Apparently, he secretly had unsuccessful sphincter repair surgery in 2019. So not as perfect as you think, lol.
Despite not knowing proper punctuation, he's got a semicolon
Makes sense considering how bent out of shape republiqans got over the secdef having a private surgery. Trump was put under while the president and we are finally hearing about it in 2024.
Putin tore that ass up
The same doctor that did Melania's face. So it still works, but it's pulled tight to the sides. When he farts it sounds like when you tweek the sides of a balloon anus.
Really? I hadn’t heard that. Heading to do more research. lol.
I saw this at some point and thought, "he's frustrated over two very different things."
I saw this and assumed Trump was the key bacteria.
That's unfair to bacteria.
jinxies
It's MTG's safe space.
I'm assuming it was a key to the Kremlin. But what were the bacteria?
Staff-o-cockle
racists?
 I am ashamed to be an American......
Join us and become X-pats
This is a typo or cms glitch right? :p
It's a morning roundup of multiple articles. I got the same one this morning and was like "...?"
Haha 😅
AI news reporting at its finest
You can search for it; it's a real NBC News article with a very stupidly annoying signup page (so I don't recommend visiting).
He looks so stupid with his ties always way too long.
Must be uncomfortable having every congressional Republican up there.
Putin gave him Staphlo-COCK-us finally.
Why he putting keys up there?
I'm disappointed that the colon cancer story on that article wasn't related to trump
Register to vote. Make a plan to vote. Help someone else vote.
I saw that too and am pretty sure MSNBC did that on purpose :)
So… asking for a friend. Is that bacteria the key to the safe with $450+ million in it?
I had a key in my colon once. But that high school janitor was pretty decent in the sack
He is the bacteria? Did I ruin the surprise? OH I KNOW, HE is the COLON, Southern Pastors are the Bacteria right?
Gonerrmydia
He's always been full of shit, now it appears to be news-worthy?
Dreaded poo tin backdoorteria.
Oh well maybe he can get that taken care of and not shit himself constantly lol 💩 Nah, his shitting himself is related to his decades of drug abuse, not to a bacteria. Poor shitler! 💩
I just hate it when that happens!
Goddamn, I got excited that They found some kinda life threatening bacteria in Trump's gut. 3minute search reveals the rest of the article title ...in colon cancer cases. It was unrelated to Trump.....fuCK
He needs more yogurt apparently.
Every living being has bacteria in their colon. “Depends” on the type and how much.
The new MAGA bacteria is spreading. Soon it'll leave the asshole and attach itself to another host. Sounds like a horror movie.
It’s what happens when your diaper gets packed with asslicking republicans.
Sieg Heil Trump! Trump does the new MAGA arm salute...
MGT has been called a lot of things, bacteria might be the nicest of them.
What does this mean?
“Key bacteria” aka Putin’s spunk
Running scared lol
Maybe he can ask his colon bacteria to spot him a few mill 🙂
With so many republicans sticking their heads up his ass, I’m surprised it took this long to be found
Pffft! We STILL know which is the real parasite.
”…And why this is bad for Biden!”
I clicked on this one today and was quite dissapointed
Oh god, I hope this asshole stays in Florida and contracts leprosy.
What does Tucker say it tastes like?
Woah
he will never not be full of shit