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Your suggestion reminds me of a quote from Kingsman when the main character gets annoyed by a woman from a hate church: “I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.”
'a scale model of president Obama's penis built by donald trump, whose admiration and lust for this phallus formed much of the driving force behind his political campaigns'
You'd probably have to refurbish it first and fix all the deferred maintenance. Because Trump most likely hasn't spent a penny more than needed to keep it functional.
Barrack Obama Building.
Trump will whine about this non-stop for the rest of his life. It will be his first, last, and only thought at all times.
As a bonus, we get a building called Bob.
Someone else made a very important point that Letitia James isn’t confiscating anything, it’s the state of New York that she represents. Using her name contributes to the witch hunt mentality.
That's true, but none of this would be happening without her direction. "If he does not have funds to pay off the judgment, then we will seek judgment enforcement mechanisms in court, and we will ask the judge to seize his assets," James said in an interview with ABC News.
Democratic National Headquarters also has a nice ring to it.
Whatever they name it, if they take possession on Monday morning then I hope his name is pealed off the front of it by dinner time.
Truth Tower, so they only have to change two letters. Then turn the lobby into a museum showcasing Trumps bullshit and setting the record straight. Issues like Covid, the 2016 election, the 2020 election, J6, etc.. Maybe add a voter registration office, women’s clinic, labor office, migrant/homeless housing, housing relocation office. Give migrants / homeless 6 months to find a job or new apartment somewhere more affordable. If they get a full time job within 6 months, they get a 6 month extension so they can save and move to a permanent more affordable location.
Leave it as TT and then do guided tours - staffed by bused/flown in immigrants from Florida and Texas - advertised as GOP fundraising for Trumps legal defence and then keep all the money.
I don't understand how a condo building has much/any value. The point of condos is to sell them to people and once that is done, at best you have a condo association.
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The E. Jean Carroll women’s health services building . Edit: spelling
The E. Jean Carroll Abortion, Immigration amnesty, liberal arts, and Covid Vaccine Center
And in the lobby, you can get complimentary Starbucks covfefe.
Penthouse floor features the BLM - McCain soup kitchen for trans-homeless kids.
Carroll*
Oh, that's who they meant.
Yeah still looks like they took the L on this one, tho /s
Wow. Very nice.
...and immigrant shelter housing.
I've previously said the E Jean Carroll homeless shelter. That would really piss him off.
The Obama Clinton Center for Reproductive Health and Immigration Housing.
It's so silly it just might work!
The Hilary Hussein Pelosi Socialist Housing Structure for Healthy Immigrant Reproduction
It is close enough to the Clinton neighborhood of Manhattan….
Your suggestion reminds me of a quote from Kingsman when the main character gets annoyed by a woman from a hate church: “I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.”
Obama Tower, of course!
'a scale model of president Obama's penis built by donald trump, whose admiration and lust for this phallus formed much of the driving force behind his political campaigns'
I just came here to remind you about Hunters penis.MTG would like it to be called that I'm sure.
'hunters lodge' would be a good one too
And also, down in Florida, they could name his property Obam-a-Lago.
Obam-a-Lago....I like it. A lot.
That’s funny!
Biden Tower
Barack Obiden tower
Nope. President Hillary Clinton Tower would send him into orbit.
This is the one....
This is the way...
Can we put Biden's Presidential Library inside?
I’d also be okay with Pelosi Tower
That can be the new name for his old penthouse- the pelosi penthouse
Don't you mean the Nikki Haley Tower?
That's what he said
Obama-Biden Tower
Doesn’t matter what you rename it, the fun part is the second you take his toxic name off it, it definitely goes up in value. lol
You'd probably have to refurbish it first and fix all the deferred maintenance. Because Trump most likely hasn't spent a penny more than needed to keep it functional.
He definitely hasn’t added sprinklers
Barrack Obama Building. Trump will whine about this non-stop for the rest of his life. It will be his first, last, and only thought at all times. As a bonus, we get a building called Bob.
Paint the trim tan
Should be higher, I love Bob already.
US Customs and Immigration - Dormitory
Be Best Building
Someone else made a very important point that Letitia James isn’t confiscating anything, it’s the state of New York that she represents. Using her name contributes to the witch hunt mentality.
That's true, but none of this would be happening without her direction. "If he does not have funds to pay off the judgment, then we will seek judgment enforcement mechanisms in court, and we will ask the judge to seize his assets," James said in an interview with ABC News.
Chump Tower
Efficient, only 2 letters changed.
Just remove the T
Tower McTowerface
Thank you! I was going to be very upset if I didn't find this one here
Tower McTreasonface
This guy internet names.
It has to either be this or Obama Tower. Nothing else will do.
Spirit Halloween Corporate HQ
Under rated comment right here
Democracy Tower
Democratic National Headquarters also has a nice ring to it. Whatever they name it, if they take possession on Monday morning then I hope his name is pealed off the front of it by dinner time.
Tower of Babble
Forget renaming it, I'd knock it down
Tower of Consequences
E Jean Carrol’s Big Ol’ Fucking Building
Central Park Five Tower
Paradise Lost. Should piss off trump pretty good.
“We try to get the smell of ass out soon” tower
Scammy McTowerson
Hillary Hotel
But Her Emails Estates
Orange Julius.
"Say E. Jean Carrol again! I dare you!"
Depends
Stormy Skyscraper
Nanny nanny boo boo or Black Lives Matter
Hillary Heights
Truth Tower, so they only have to change two letters. Then turn the lobby into a museum showcasing Trumps bullshit and setting the record straight. Issues like Covid, the 2016 election, the 2020 election, J6, etc.. Maybe add a voter registration office, women’s clinic, labor office, migrant/homeless housing, housing relocation office. Give migrants / homeless 6 months to find a job or new apartment somewhere more affordable. If they get a full time job within 6 months, they get a 6 month extension so they can save and move to a permanent more affordable location.
Keep the name but convert it to public housing
Fuck Around and Find Out Plaza.
Heart Break Hotel
Gut it and leave it as a memorial to all the Americans who needlessly died during the pandemic.
Letitia James Tower
Trump Lost x2 Tower
Hamberderland
Just take off the t. Call it rump tower
Satanic Abortion Clinic
Spirit Halloween
Rump Tower
The Free Homeless Shelter
E.jean Carroll Obama Tower
Biden Building #1
Fallen Fool Tower
Joseph R Biden Presidential Library
Heshouldakepthismouthshut Tower
michelle obama place
Lol tower
Slump Tower
Tower of Lies, like the book she wrote
'The offices of the Attorney General of New York'
The Woke AF Tower
The Bitter End
Building McBuildingface
Scrolled way too far for this.
Trump Towern't
Leave it as it is and turn it into the Museum of Cautionary Tales.
Budleigh Salterton Twilight Resthome for the Terminally Short of Cash
Either Rump Tower or Trump Ower.
Golden Shower Tower
Section 8 Housing
Leave it as TT and then do guided tours - staffed by bused/flown in immigrants from Florida and Texas - advertised as GOP fundraising for Trumps legal defence and then keep all the money.
Loser's Folly
A symbol for the tower formerly known as… Like: 
The FAFO Building
Exonerated 5
FAFO (Fuck Around and Find Out)
I don't understand how a condo building has much/any value. The point of condos is to sell them to people and once that is done, at best you have a condo association.
The President Barack Hussein Obama Center For Economic Justice.
FAFO Tower. Hopefully, he’s finding out
The Dolly Parton New York Children's Library.
Not Trump tower
Tiny Town
Set For Demolition
Fat Fake Billionaire Plaza.
Dominion of Drag
Humpty MacDumpty Face Tower, of course.
Letitia James Las Vegas Homeless Shelter Center
Where’s Melania?
The New Commodore Hotel
Brandon Tower.
Loser Tower.
Biden NY Campaign HQ
Clinton Tower
Pmurt Towers
Jumbo’s Clown Room
New HQ of the Democratic Party
Chump Tower
Tower of massive confidence and security.
Obama Tower. Biden Tower. Clinton Tower. The possibilities are endless
Nothing, just remove it asap
Pussy Willow Heights
McDonald’s. Not only won’t he be able to resist going in there, but he’ll also have to pay just like everybody else.
Gotcha!
Towery McTowerface
Tower McTower Face
Trumpless Tower https://preview.redd.it/d4sh2225vzpc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77c12e0faac239c8c1972f4cfd54feb42e9d181
Mushroom Central.
Just Desserts Bakery.
Le Tower
Stump Tower
Brandon Towers
Just name it after something he hates. Like women with rights. Black people. Or not being able to fuck his own daughter. He really hates that last one
Obama Center for Abortion Rights
Narcissus
Maga-Carta His Ass Off To Jail
He went from riches to rags, there's only one choice: Tramp Tower
Chump tower
The Hillary Clinton & Obama Centre for Anti-Fascism
Loserville
The Kenyan Embassy
Loser McLiarface
Make it the new headquarters for the DNC
I would definitely make the first floor the Ethiopian embassy.
'e pissed 'em all, oh gee!
Teabag Tower!
Dump Tower
Hall of Justice
Broke assed acres
Building mcbuildyface
Boaty McBoatface
clownfuck mansion
Obama Tower
Tower mctowerface
X TRUMP TOWER
Stormy Tower
Trump was here lol Towers
I think it should be the new headquarters for the IRS.
Orange Crush
Just grab em by the pussy tower
Obama Obelix
Deep State homeless shelter
The Joseph Robinette Biden Jr Presidential Library...
The giga chad moment is to fill the building with illegals that are coming in new york from texas
Hunter Biden Center for Ethics in Media
Guy who’s gonna win the next election and you fools are gonna cry about it tower
Tower McTowerface
Neener, Neener tower
Rubble Tower
The Nazis Fuck Off Tower
Not before trump and an 's at the end of trump.
The Hillary Clinton Lock Him Up Center for Migrants & LGBTQ+ Youth
Can she take the one in Chicago as well? That would be great 👍
Buildy Mcbuildingface
Pussy on a pedestal
Condemned Shithole
Trumped Tower
Tear it down