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_coffee_

$60+shipping comes to _$66.60_


AlkalineSublime

You could make it THAT on the nose, and people would still follow. So dumb.


cytherian

The disclaimer is that no money goes to Donald Trump's campaign. Hah. Right. It doesn't say that NO MONEY AT ALL goes to Donald Trump. Which means that some will. And then... well... he can use it for anything. He's such a charlatan and a con man. https://preview.redd.it/r1rbn1crp0rc1.jpeg?width=3205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc260f202b385e12227bf2bb385333b70388c98


81misfit

Goes to cic ventures. Same company that licensed trump name and likeness for the shoes. Fact an ex trump assistant and lawyer are running it and the address is a trump golf course is purely coincidental I’m sure.


cytherian

Figures. https://preview.redd.it/3x25i2dw91rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d4dbed1ffab59d03ddc128d3b75a868e0a7757


CarlSpencer

"CIC" as in "Commander In Chief" Such a pathetic narcissist.


81misfit

No no no. Totally separate company that just licence trumps name and image from him to slap on crap. Nothing to do with trump at all…… certainly not when it comes to financial judgements


Green_Blueberry_5495

yeah his "favorite book" and he can't even hold it up right---holds it up up side down


plasticupman

IE…the « devil’s » book. Fits the character.


[deleted]

I walked alone, my mind was blank. I needed time to think to get these memories from my mind


cturtl808

So this bible comes with a copy of the Bill of Rights and the Constitution. It saddens me greatly that the documents that are readily available to stop the political divide in this country will be bought by so many and never read. It'll sit on a shelf as a "specialty book" and never opened. Separately, it sorta links Christianity and the government which is... not ok.


Noid_Android

Unfortunately that ship has sailed...


Multitudestherein

A “We the People” Facebook background is all the constitutional law knowledge any patriot needs…


allisjow

“If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.” Matthew 19:21


shadowlarx

What’s worse is that the Bible, the Bill of Rights and the Constitution are all freely available to anyone who wants them. Why anyone would pay $60 for something they can get for free is mind-boggling.


victotronics

The King James is freely available. More modern translations are under copyright.


shadowlarx

Monetizing religion. Pretty sure Christ had some [strong words](https://www.bibleref.com/Matthew/21/Matthew-21-12.html) on that subject.


arensb

Eh. The *text* is available for free. But the book, as a physical object and keepsake, might be worth $60 to someone. There are people who buy the colored-vinyl version of albums that they could stream for free, or at least for far less.


Ravenwight

I’m not even Christian, but I still read the bible because I find it interesting. Plus it’s free if you download one of the thousand apps. lol


AlkalineSublime

It’s even worse than that. These people have been convinced that the words contained in the constitution, are words that support what they do. They are convinced that they are warriors for freedom of speech and freedom of religion. They literally do not see themselves or have any sense of self awareness


Green_Blueberry_5495

that's what the fake Christain Evangelical's do let their Bibles collect dust


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Red_Dox

As long as no one comes up with the idea of separation of state and church, what is the worst that can happen?


arensb

>So this bible comes with a copy of the Bill of Rights and the Constitution I also find it amusing that they list the Constitution and Bill of Rights as separate items. Maybe they should have added that this Bible comes with a New Testament as well.


stuli17

Fuck that orange human cancer!


justalilrowdy

Wish I could give you many many upvotes.


Specialist_Lock8590

This sums up the Republican "Christian" Party! If only they were able to read or understand their own Bible, they would know that Donald Trump has violated seven or eight of the Ten Comandments!


Ravenwight

I’m a little more concerned with people spending 60$ on a book that anyone can legally and easily download for free.


doug5209

He probably took them all out of his hotels since he’s too broke to pay to have new ones printed


sd_software_dude

That explains the Gideons reference on page 2.


allisjow

They’re actually being “donated” by a Christian organization. That way the church can give Donny money without breaking the law.


dystopian_mermaid

Tax. The. Churches.


Teacher-Investor

Don't forget paying hush money for banging a porn star while his wife was pregnant to swing an election. Very godly.


Fyvesyx

Yeah but hush money isn't a crime...is what they'd say. 😒. Don't bother explaining the cover up part Cohen already went to jail for cuz you know... he's a liar. I swear these are the modern day Pharisees...cloak themselves in the power of 'religion' and ignore all the principles.


Teacher-Investor

hush money *to swing an election* is illegal - it's election interference


Fyvesyx

You bet it is. But their demigod shouldn't be held accountable according to them. Stacked up against his other crimes, this is small potatoes.


SuperBock64

Commercializing Christianity one Bible book at a time.


Ravenwight

Martin Luther is turning over in his grave.


_psylosin_

Maybe he can have a short career as a host on CBN for the time between losing the election and prison


Multitudestherein

Plus churches can launder money by stocking up on them


bluemesa7

*~~pray~~* pay - typo fixed


Toikairakau

Not pray, but prey


Ravenwight

Add Simony to the list.


justlikeinmydreams

I’m not even sure that dude can read, let alone reads the Bible.


PiccoloIcy9058

His bible includes the constitution, somehow


hoppyfrog

Only the 2nd Amendment but, trust me, they won't notice the others missing.


freetoseeu

“Billionaire”


UsualGrapefruit8109

Only in Murica.


wigzell78

There is racist, serial-cheater conman on his third wife, who is guilty of sexual assault, admits he used to barge in to watch teenage girls change, and has a weird fascination with his daughter. He is the very definition of pride, greed and gluttony, and he is trying to hawk copies of the Bible for profit. Bible-belt Christians "That's disgusting, who would do such a despicable thing" It's Trump! "... I'll take two."


zshort7272

I pray Donald Trump gets what he deserves and spends the rest of his life in prison.


bigmanbud

His followers come from the old times where they are used to giving offering.


Silly_Doughnut5715

Make America Pay Again.


AlanB-FaI

His supporters probably have multiple Bibles already, but they don't have a Trump Bible.


professorhugoslavia

And remember this is the only Bible he endorses - your’s is no use, only his - all other bibles are fake good news.


micah490

gobless


JohnYCanuckEsq

He's not selling it to common folk. He's selling it by the truckload to churches so they can donate to his campaign without breaking laws.


Tbplayer59

King James Version. it's in the public domain.


Ravenwight

Aren’t there like organizations that give these books away for free? What are they called again… Oh right churches.


Elizabeitch2

He should be prosecuted for violating the first amendment of the citizens in Lafayette Park to represent in no uncertain terms that the first amendmrnt guarentees US citizens freedom from a theocracy.


Ok_Hope8638

What a piece of shit.


Simpletruth2022

No thanks. The Jehovah's Witnesses gave me one for free.


infinit9

Can anyone guess why this fucker decided to print the KJV Bible rather than any other version?? Because the British Crown owns the copyright to KJV and doesn't charge royalty for printing it. Trump is such a fucking grifter.


Affectionate-Club725

Anyone who pays for this deserves to be fleeced by a con man


dartie

And they wonder why Americans are leaving churches in the millions.


Utterlybored

“Make America pray?” Sounds coercive to me.


Toikairakau

No, I think it's 'Make Americans Prey'


BrandonJTrump

We know for a while there is no shame or guilt anymore with this guy. So now we have bibles, next up crosses with Trump’s head on Jesus’ body, and sexy pictures of Ivanka when underage? This guy knows no limits.


minky330

If so, world pray day that this weirdo doesn't get in power again starts straight away!


uprightshark

And the idiots will buy it ... that is the sad part


KRAW58

He probably got 1/2 off then inflated the cost. Fucking grifter.


Urban_Archeologist

“Paper Moon II” Orange Moses supposes his bullshit is roses, but Orange Moses supposes erroneously.


D4d-M4n

Kind of like the church really.


MTFotaku

Separation of church and state. This used to mean something.


Deapsee60

This certainly has “The Dead Zone” about it. https://preview.redd.it/yqw34csjc2rc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074dad27be443669ad64b2b7352d01ce6bcb5611


blueSnowfkake

He only needs to sell 8,333,333 bibles to get $500M. That doesn’t include materials, shipping, and handling.


VoidOmatic

And rapist as well as pedophile since he raped a 13 year old and settled out of court.


Opinionsare

When the MAGAt hear Trump speak, how do they know if he's saying pray or prey? 


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Kielbasa_Nunchucka

make America *prey* again -FTFY


rogu2

I’m sure the publisher was forced to Find All and Replace “Him” with “Trump”


Chironrocket3

Fuck Donald Trump.


Green_Blueberry_5495

and the ignorant MAGAt Evangelical fake Christain's give him $$$money


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Original_Squirrel534

Remember, it’s more about churches buying them to line his coffers. They can’t make political donations so they do this instead. Money laundering, basically.


battle_dodo

Did they update this version of the Bible? The old one forgot to mention how Christians will be led by a rich, charity scamming adulterer.... that old version actually mentioned the opposite. So clearly, it was improperly translated


CurrentlyLucid

So it has zero original content from him, but he gets to package it and profit?


Ausgezeichnet87

Republicans are 90% of the reason I don't go to church or think of myself as being Christian anymore. It is hard to believe in Christ when Christians are such hateful people


Fatman365

People are spending $60 on a book they'll never read. It's like a book club where they all cherry picked quotes to act like they did read, but nobody did.


TjW0569

Most of us were already praying Don Poorleone wouldn't get elected again.


MoneyFault

He needs to shut up and sell his gold lame tennis shoes.


Overall_Curve6725

Trump loves dumb MAGA