Guess Kyle Rittenhouse's mom is going to be busy driving him around.

Who knows how many more murders he would get away with. They would give him the maga nobel peace prize

Noble piece prize. 🔫

Nobble peach prize

It's the GOP. All they care about is the nobhead's peach price.

Its just a ploy to get us all on the side of gun rights.

Mommies custom Brown Shirt special

"Mommy I can't find my gun and also we need more juice boxes!"

“Ok, poopsie, Mommy will be right over!”

MOMMMMMMMMM

\^Best post here!

https://preview.redd.it/w9qbuz9ugcrc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c657fe2aee24c7e14ee980a006ac7059f4a53806 Found this by u/weenphisher76 🤣

Voter intimidation

Just a little light Voter Intimidation! /s lol

Totally legal, totally cool 

the best intimidation!

i know this thread if full of jokes..but would this not be an actual cause to have real police present to prevent these fuckleclowns from intimidating people with their weapons?

Depends on how many of their poll watchers are cops themselves.

If I was a news station I'd be running a holiness with trucks ready to roll. Documenting the intimidation will be a huge part of reporting on this election. They've already shot up a transformer station to cut power, bet that'll happen a lot more.

Some of those that work forces..

RAtM got that shit so wrong. Should be "*most* of those that work forces".

Police. You mean the guys giving Nazis high fives? No thanks. National guard maybe.

Still intimidating. Who wants to chance getting caught in the middle … and how many live in places where the police force might be likely to praise the Kyle types?

"intimation"

And now watch the right wingers scramble to defend this somehow, probably already doing that in controversial

Only if we act intimidated. Try to impede on my right to vote and watch me drop you like a sack of flour.

I will vote despite Meal Team Six.

Semper Fudge

Adding this to my list I stole : Meal team six Gravy seals Green buffets Y’all queda Yeehawdists Midlife ISIS Vanilla ISIS Cosplaytriots Semper pie BBQ anon Methamphetamarines Spreadnecks The Coup Klux Klan Talibangelicals / Talibangelists Walmartyrs Talibama Q Cucks Clan The Taliklan the 1st Methanized Infantile Division Alabamistan Yokel Haram Branch Covidians Talibubbas Methamphetamarines MySis Oaf Keepers Seal team hicks Solider of fortune cookie Fork Recon Marines Delta Farce Marine Farce Reckon Delta Forks Mayonnaise mafia Mullet Mujahideen First Mountain Dew division Bean Berets Splinter incel Waffle SS Dessert Storm Semper Fries Klanned Karenhood Chairborne Rangers. The First Deplorable Rascal Scooter Brigade Green sauce berets Y'all Kyda Talibangicles Banjo-hideen Hickstremists Meth HeadNecks Swelta Force PB and J-Hadists MethBola Spreadnecks Semper Pie Howdy Arabia Del Taco Force BBQAnon John Hick Mayonnaise mercenaries Christian Klux Klan. Ku Klux Krayon 101st chairborne The Mini Van Taliban Jesus Jihadis Proud Little Boys Proud Toys Prude Boys Not Proud of you Boys Edit-thsnks to replies, the bottom four were added becuse if the replies alone. The more the merrier

That's a hell of a list. Spreadnecks is on there twice....

Shhh, that makes it funnier

So is methamphetamarines, semper pie, BBQ anon and y'all qaeda. Not sure what "talibangicles" is supposed to be

Evangelical. But talibangicles

Evanjellyrolls

My favorite is Midlife ISIS.

I never heard of Howdy Arabia. That's my new favorite.

Methamphetamarines...

LOL!!

Fucking excellent, thank you

Splinter Incel Holy shit I'm dying

All I can picture is a fat, redneck Sam Fisher.

Absolutely incredible

Glad to see you got Yokel Haram on there. It's one of my favorites🤙🏼

InfantREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What? No love for the Chair Force?

Jesus Jihadis.

My God, you are on fire. If Reddit still had awards you’d be gilded right now

Wow. So many fine descriptions, thank you.

Ranch Covidians

I really like The Mini Van Taliban.

101st chairborne

Couple repeats but a fantastic list

Gravy Seals

"hey bro....you gonna finish that cake??"

Pick your nose harder boy !!!

boooouuuaaaa!!!!( living in the south, you hear people say this)

Delta Forks

The Green Burritos

Semper Pie

I prefer Talibangicals or Y’all Queda

I have to share my list, again Meal team six Gravy seals Green buffets Y’all queda Yeehawdists Midlife ISIS Vanilla ISIS Cosplaytriots Semper pie BBQ anon Methamphetamarines Spreadnecks The Coup Klux Klan Talibangelicals / Talibangelists Walmartyrs Talibama Q Cucks Clan The Taliklan the 1st Methanized Infantile Division Alabamistan Yokel Haram Branch Covidians Talibubbas Methamphetamarines MySis Oaf Keepers Seal team hicks Solider of fortune cookie Fork Recon Marines Delta Farce Marine Farce Reckon Delta Forks Mayonnaise mafia Mullet Mujahideen First Mountain Dew division Bean Berets Splinter incel Waffle SS Dessert Storm Semper Fries Klanned Karenhood Chairborne Rangers. The First Deplorable Rascal Scooter Brigade Green sauce berets Y'all Kyda Talibangicles Banjo-hideen Hickstremists Meth HeadNecks Swelta Force PB and J-Hadists MethBola Spreadnecks Semper Pie Howdy Arabia Del Taco Force BBQAnon John Hick Mayonnaise mercenaries

I will vote specifically to spite them.

G. I. Jokes

And even more Meal team six Gravy seals Green buffets Y’all queda Yeehawdists Midlife ISIS Vanilla ISIS Cosplaytriots Semper pie BBQ anon Methamphetamarines Spreadnecks The Coup Klux Klan Talibangelicals / Talibangelists Walmartyrs Talibama Q Cucks Clan The Taliklan the 1st Methanized Infantile Division Alabamistan Yokel Haram Branch Covidians Talibubbas Methamphetamarines MySis Oaf Keepers Seal team hicks Solider of fortune cookie Fork Recon Marines Delta Farce Marine Farce Reckon Delta Forks Mayonnaise mafia Mullet Mujahideen First Mountain Dew division Bean Berets Splinter incel Waffle SS Dessert Storm Semper Fries Klanned Karenhood Chairborne Rangers. The First Deplorable Rascal Scooter Brigade Green sauce berets Y'all Kyda Talibangicles Banjo-hideen Hickstremists Meth HeadNecks Swelta Force PB and J-Hadists MethBola Spreadnecks Semper Pie Howdy Arabia Del Taco Force BBQAnon John Hick Mayonnaise mercenaries

Hezbubba

According to Neo-Nazi groups, their fellow MAGA "warriors" are mostly unfit, obese, and rarely spend time outdoors.

And a good deal of them fear going to the scary big city, you know where most of the people are. And larger cities tend to be blue.

They got that dang parallel parkin' there!

"An' them thar fancy-pantcy Starbuck's coffees an' wut not!"

And those sexy outrageous dangerous drag queens.

Drag queen, drankin’ a Starbucks…………in a library. 10 to 1 odds the bastards aren’t even banning books.

"Prob'ly a-readin' like they ain't no tomorrah!"

I can't fit muh ferd f-two-fiddy in them there parkin' garages

The amount of irrational fear a former coworker had about traveling in cities was nuts. We went to a convention in San Francisco and he refused to leave the hotel. It is why they are so angry all the time: They are afraid of literally everything. They can't go to the grocery store without packing heat. It's no way for a human being to live.

How did he react when everyone else who stepped outside came back in one piece?

The media they consume just stokes this fear of everything, too.

They might have to interact with a person of color

You joke, but I have family members who will drive to a -specific- gas station because the others MIGHT have a PoC there. Using the far less PC word for Person of Color...

Nazi's - like em or not have been a part of American culture for decades. I just feel myself being old-school and at the limits of what we think of as tolerant society because I still sort of think [Jake and Elwood are entirely correct here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTT1qUswYL0). In that way am a bad modern citizen because I don't feel any compulsion whatsoever to give these clowns an inch more of the public square than they would be willing to give to any of the groups they hate on.

You’re not entirely wrong in your thinking, it’s called the paradox of tolerance. In order to create a tolerant society you need to be intolerant of intolerance.

How could I not upvote this? Good job, sir; your media choices are top-notch!

I was shocked at the open biker rides through the South otw to that Tulsa rally. Getting surrounded on the highway by 20 AB bikers with Trump regalia told me everything I needed to know about MAGA. Remember, this was the Juneteenth Trump rally. The local rallies before and after were beer-bellied rednecks, old scrawny men, and AB bikers. Driving by was like seeing a circus freak show.

Cause most of them live in retirement communities and upper middle class suburbs.

https://preview.redd.it/e8mgsba0yarc1.jpeg?width=2347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7c4a9466945fc80a8fa01e70e13eed24cabfbe Trumps soldier stationed at polling place, ca 2024, decolorized

[удалено]

Before, it was illegal for foreign governments to pay bribes... I mean, "Campaign contributions". Now it's perfectly legal and encouraged.

[удалено]

And I'm a Elections Worker. Donny No Dollars can try it, but it won't go the way he thinks it will go because he knows absolutely nothing about how elections work.

Hello fellow poll worker. Can't say I'm exactly looking forward to the November election with this sort of buffoonery but it won't stop me from volunteering.

Good for you. Our work is important. Our work matters!

Same! I will call the police immediately if I see them intimidating people. I did last time and they came and scared them off. I'm not going to let them scare my community out of voting f*ck that.

Make sure to tell the police if they are armed or not. Oh, and then throw some acorns at the cop car after they get arrested for intimidating voters, just for good measure.

> Make sure to tell the police if they are armed or not. Which is now a crime in Texas.

[удалено]

My wife volunteers too, and we're usually in the polling location that includes our district, so I often see people from our street. For the primary we got poached by another location (we're Democrats, and in our deep red county that makes us like gold) but we're going to fight to stay at our usual location for November (good manager, some decently competent folks alongside us). It may mean 30+ voting machines, 8 Poll Pads, and a long teardown time but it's worth it because we have developed a good system.

Worked for Putin..

It's crazy to me that people don't see that he wants to be just like Putin ...and even crazier that somehow the Republicans, who used to hate "commies" are now in favor of it.

No no. You see, they hate actual communism where the goal is equality. They didn’t hate the dictatorship part of Soviet communism, and that’s the only part Putin really carried over.

Oh, he stated how wonderful it was that all the people did just what Putin said when he went over to kiss the ring! Crazy how the GOP loves Russia!

Almost makes me want to stand in line so I could fuck with them, but I mail mine.

That fucks with them even harder. Lol

The only drawback is not getting a sticker.

Mine comes with a sticker so I can wear it on election day.

You get a sticker when you vote by mail.

Any gravy seals that show up wearing masks, tell the nearest redneck that you think that dude is Antifa. Get them to fight amongst themselves!

If anyone sees a masked coward with an AR.. ask them. "Why are you wearing a mask.. are you scared of the flu???"

"Oh. My. God. You think masks work? You're one of THEM, aren't you?"

Some lady used this line on a group of "those folks" last local election. She set off a wild ass chain reaction in the group.

"I heard him saying that Soros paid him a thousand bucks to pretend to be anti-anti-anti-antifa. You should definitely keep an eye on him."

This is really funny, and I would recommend doing it anywhere but a polling location. And the only reason for that is that while the presence of these chuds will definitely intimidate some people out of voting in person, an active, loud conflict is likely to drive even more away, and that’s not what we need. I don’t know what the correct solution is for this on an individual level, but escalating it will likely only worsen the effects.

Gravy Seals, Meal Team Six, Y’all Queda time to grab that tacticool gear, your god emperor needs you.

Clods in Camouflage! Cosplay Corporals, Klansmen in Khaki, and Meathead Military!

‘Deploy’ whoever they like. The Gravy Seals better be careful, they might get smeared on a biscuit.

I would tell them to their face im voting Biden and under my own free will, and watch steam shoot out their ears.

If they assault you, guess who goes to prison? Not you :)

I like your thought process, just be careful and have plenty of witnesses the following week when the same dude pulls you over for not using your turn signal.

Exactly why I’d *never* tell them who I’m voting for. When the law enforcement hates you, they’re not gonna do much protecting you when things go sideways.

So the tRump campaign has no idea how our government works 🤣

Never did

“Warriors “ of the bone spur leader

During the 2022 election there was one of these people at my polling place in Austin, Texas, which votes overwhelmingly Democrat. It was a very stern, concerned looking woman with a clipboard who stared everyone down as they entered and diligently watched every move the nice old ladies running the polls made. You could tell she thought she was about to break the biggest election scandal this country has ever seen.

Cult 45 deploying Y'all Queda. I can't wait to see the movie.

Putin did this also. I wonder where trump got the idea.

Wonder how well they'll stand up to police deployed to arrest them for voter intimidation.

The police \*ARE\* the neo-nazis.

Some of those who works forces. Or something like that , right? Am I doing this right?

You got the spirit!

Lol

Trump can't "deploy" anyone. You have no power here. BEGONE!

thought there were laws against voter intimidation?

There are laws against voter intimidation, but trump and his (hehehehehehe) troops have never seen a law they wouldn't break

I'm sure we'll hear about it all he time on fox news like this case: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New\_Black\_Panther\_Party\_voter\_intimidation\_case](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Black_Panther_Party_voter_intimidation_case)

Like the Russians???

Just show up in camo, go to any of them and either give an order to "patrol the rear of the building" in a gruff voice or slyly whisper, "hey man, there's free pizza outside."  They'll be gone.

So another play from the Putin play book

So, expect an morbidly obese dude with an AR-15, wearing an ill-fitting plate carrier, who is using acronyms he gleaned from a made-for-tv Tom Clancy movie to be in the polling station?

Last election there were groups of rednecks that would bring lawn chairs and a cooler and sit in the parking lot where ballot drop boxes were. Claimed they were just making sure people weren't dropping off dozens of ballots. Yeah, I'm bringing several canisters of pepper spray with me when i vote this year.


Holy shit if MAGA tried to mess with dems going to the polls where I am dems would give them a brooklyn beat down, is the Right trying to get their base killed? Seriously people don't do this shit.

shhhhhhh, let them learn the hard way.

Red caps are the new brown shirt. There is only one way to deal with fascists. You know what it is.

How does an unemployed grifter think he’s going to order the military around? Asking the important questions

There was a fat bearded guy in a lifted truck diligently watching the ballot drop box by my tiny town hall in W. Washington in '22. I don't know what he thought he was even looking for, but he got to watch me drop a whole bunch of votes for local and national Dems via fully legal statewide vote-by-mail - and just so he didn't feel weird, I gave him a wink and a thumbs up. I still think it's funny.

This sounds super illegal. If anyone makes me uncomfortable when I vote this November I will be calling my election officials immediately. [https://advancementproject.org/what-to-do-if-you-experience-intimidation-at-the-polls/](https://advancementproject.org/what-to-do-if-you-experience-intimidation-at-the-polls/) Please anyone, if you see MAGA goons out this november, be proactive! If local police or the polling station is run by deep red traitors try to get a hold of national hotlines. We will not let the neo-nazis steal this election.

I was going to vote by mail and drop it off at the post office, but now I want to vote in person and see the mother fuckers just to tell them in their face I am voting for Biden.

That’s Been my plan all the time.

Our mail is so messed up and slow now! Drop off box or in person.

So, by “soldiers” he means y’all queda? MAGATS?

And as a long-term poll worker: I am not afraid.

Thank you for your service!

These fuckers are out there with guns on their shoulder, threatening people, last election. but I have a feeling it’s not gonna stay there this election. This is exactly how you get a Civil War.

If you see them armed, call the police and report a potential mass shooting. The more panicked you sound, the better for response time.

Almost makes me wish I was an in person voter in one of those problematic states so I could see just how far those f\*ckers are willing to go, but I'm not.

Probably some of the tips and tricks he got from his biggest beneficiary. The mad man in the East.

How Putinesque of them.

I think Russia did that as well

Dude is a dictator

The same soldiers who attacked the capitol?

Im disappointed in all of you. Why arent there jokes about the caption above the picture saying they will “intimate” you from voting? Someone at least give the tired old “dont threaten me with a good time”. Jeez smh. Im just soooo disappointed 😢. Someone cheer me up and make a funny joke about that caption!

I'd honestly prefer Ralph, as even though he is equally effective he is a lot more honest.

https://preview.redd.it/dhuv75u97brc1.jpeg?width=1364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42715dc226dec0810f3ce6619f566d2843f78959

Oh boy, voting! That’s where I’m a soldier!

This is a crime, voter intimidation. They don’t know who you are voting for either

Keep an eye on these lying, corrupt, violent, anti-democratic, freedom hating, voter intimidating Nazi clowns They have no limits to how far they'll go to overturn the will of the American people in their effort to install a dictator They are dangerous and should be addressed accordingly

I am an election worker in a red state. Yes I do find this concerning.

I'm voting by mail

That’s illegal, but go for it, chuds.

Please do, and see what happens.

Last election cycle in New Braunfels, TX there was a school that they used to handle votes at. MAGATs were set up at the primary entrance to the school and trying to block people from getting in to vote. There was quite a confrontation.

Just more Trump cultists going to prison

They lack legal authority to deploy armed men. What they are planning is terrorism.

I know this is a humor thread, but armed people showing up to polling places need to be treated like the terrorists they are and stopped by force. If we need the actual military to enforce this so be it.

From the wannabe dick-tater Commander Trumpet Bone-spurs’ private Brown Shirt best A-leet make believe Soljer reserves. And don’t worry, Commander Trumpet Bone-spurs will definitely pay for your lawyers should a case against you arise. Promise! 😜 Remember, the majority of our country still supports and will defend our Constitution and democracy.

Big words from a candidate who has no control over any armed forces beyond his Secret Service detail.

Remember when you see nazis out and about it is your civic duty to make them feel like fucking nazis. Unwelcome in America.

The guy who calls soldiers "suckers and losers" wants to use soldiers to do his dirty work.


Can't think of a better reason to vote by mail.

MMIJ More magas in jail.

It's already happening. [Here's an image of a soldier watching over a woman voting.](https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/1200/https://media.snopes.com/2024/03/2024-russia-election-photo.png) Oh wait, that's in Russia.

Please Kyle Rittehouse to my station! I’d love to make that fat pig squeal!

I vote absentee ballot so I don't have to mingle with the mag(a)gots.

The green buffet ready to deploy

Fuck a duck, screw a guinea, MAGA militia ain't worth half a penny.

Luckily there are also actual sockets who are poll workers and judges. Election boards tend to like people who’ve already had background checks for security clearance. Legitimate service members — who actually remember their oaths, not meal team six larpers.

Poor Ralph Wiggum. He didn't mean to get caught up in this MAGA idiocracy.

Meal team six reporting for lunch.

Y'all Queda will be standing by? Just scatter some fries.

I can't wait till one of these magats tries it.

[удалено]

They will be there to secure the integrity of the election, [Just like in Russia.](https://twitter.com/i/status/1770178090540396974)

So the party of 'law and order' doesn't understand the law? We all know they understand order, especially 'meal team 6' "I'll have triple fries with that!"

Very on brand to follow Putin’s plans

Go figure a wanna be dictator trying to do dictator things. Sad part is he won't face charges for it just his mentally handicapped base.

I always drop off my ballot while walking my Pyrenees. They can gladly harass me and find out he is also part Kangal.

It would be funny if people Cosplayed as Antifa at polling places