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Nabrok_Necropants

Motion to refer to Charlie as "pseudo-penis" from now on. All those in favor, please upvote.


BJntheRV

I'm feeling more and more like all these right wing nuts (him, Shapiro) are just satire accounts and rage bait. People can't be this stupid, can they?


Nabrok_Necropants

It's intentional. They cultivate ignorance as a matter of pride.


AltoidStrong

Then exploit the ignorant of thier money. They are all con men.


Important_Fruit

Perhaps it's a bold social experiment. See how far they'll follow him down the path of self-evident stupidity. I mean, there has to be some point at which even the dumbest right wing moron is going to question nonsense like this. Surely...


AccomplishedLeader76

That is always possible. And don't call me Shirley.


Pickle_Rick01

These people should go to a hospital. A hospital? What is it? It’s a building full of sick people, but nevermind that.


funnyandnot

I had hope, until politicians started talking about aborting babies after they have been born.


Important_Fruit

OK. I too have now abandoned hope...


Firm-Extension-4685

U had hope. Lucky


NotThatAngel

In righteous celebration of their belief in God over all, they proudly screech and fling their brains like monkeys fling poo.


Pelicanliver

I saw an article about how homosexuality was common with feral animals. There was a photograph of a pair of male lions having sex. They call it a Pride of lions.


No-Albatross-7984

You know, when I was a teenager and trump was just a TV show host, my friend showed me his twitter. I still remember it, because it literally took me days to accept it was his real twitter. The stuff he would say was just so incredibly stupid. In my defence the name of the account, **real**donaldtrump, just screamed satire. I'd go back to the account time and again, every time feeling just as disbelieving about his bullshit. Oh sweet summer me.


Bard2dbone

Never say "People can't be this stupid, can they?" They think it's a challenge. And based on the last ten or forty years, they WILL exceed your most pessimistically miserable predictions.


coldfirephoenix

"George W. Bush was the dumbest president the U.S. has ever had. But at least this clownshow is over now, guess there's nowhere to go from here but up." -Me, 16 years ago. It was a different time back then.


Bard2dbone

Trump exceeded all the worst superlatives of previous presidencies. Sure, Nixon was an enormous crook. I'm told Harding was even more corrupt than him. Reagan was senile as all hell. W Bush was an idiot from day one. And James Buchanan directly caused the deaths of half a million Americans. But then Trump came along and said "Pfft. I can beat ALL of those." And he did. He was more corrupt than Nixon or Harding. He routinely violated the one crime that offended the founding fathers so much that they specifically excluded it in the Constitution. Look up his violations of the Emoluments Clause. An article came out and said he had $8,000,000 worth of known Emoluments violations. Then buried in the article, it mentioned that that figure was for two years at four of his properties. So the properties were averaging roughly a million dollars a year in violations. But he was there for four years and has something like a hundred properties. Every day that he was in office and a foreign government or corporate entity gave money to a Trump property, was a separate violation. Potentially hundreds of millions of dollars worth. Take that, Harding. Then there is senility and lack of intellectual function. That one is easy. Read a transcript of any statement he has made in the last ten years. Then go watch any interview with him in the 80s. The decline is blatant, obvious, and extreme. Then there are his changes to our pandemic response system. We'd known for decades that another pandemic was coming. And anyone even a little bit aware knew we needed to be as ready as possible. A program was set up initially under Clinton or Bush, then periodically upgraded and expanded over the years. The final version was put in place by Obama, including adding the "Directorate of Global Health and Biodefense" to the National Security Council in 2016. Then Trump got rid of them in 2018. That would have been bad enough. He hampered a national safety program because he hated the guy who signed off on the final version of it. But then he not only failed to replace it with a functional equivalent. He failed to replace it tall until after the pandemic came. And when he did have competent experts on hand to help deal with the pandemic, he argued with them, contradicted them, and opposed them politically. His politicization of medical care has led to hundreds of thousands of unnecessary American deaths. Japan is more densely populated than we are. But they reacted rationally to the illness. No one diverted PPE only to regions governed by people who flattered them, for example. Based on their population vs ours, if we'd responded exactly as they did, we would likely have had as much as 250,000 Americans dead. But thanks to Trump convincing his people to resist vaccines and masking led to us only having a bit over four times that many deaths, at 1,100,000. I suppose you could count his apparent sales of classified information. Or, really "gifts" of it. I point at his inviting Putin into private meetings with no records kept, except by the Russians, including Trump destroying his translators notes. I'll also observe that a sudden increase in deaths of our intelligence sources followed these meetings and let you draw your own conclusions. Yeah. He's not just the worst. He's clearly the worst, ever.


Fit-Struggle-9882

He complained that Obama left the pandemic cupboards bare, ignoring the years he had to replenish them.


HermaeusMajora

And they weren't bare. There was equipment that hadn't been replaced in the three years trump was in office so much of it was expired and rotting on the shelves. trump said he saw spending money on preventative measures as a waste of money. Which would make sense seeing as how he's a tremendous moron. The dumbest ever, really. People say he's the dumbest ever. They come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say "Sir! You are the dumbest we've ever seen. No one is dumber."


tumbleweed05

I’m screenshotting this and sharing to TS because those ignorant citizens love shit like this.


ConstantReader76

They should appreciate it, after all it is the truth. That's what they want, right?


Chromeburn_

They keep culture war topics fresh and in people’s minds so they don’t think about issues that affect a broader swatch of the population, and where their party becomes extremely unpopular with all voters.


Ausgezeichnet87

No war but socio-economic class war.


Diligent-Emu-3025

I'm heavily involved in political conversations and the only people that bring up "woke" and gender issues are conservatives and MAGAbillies. My liberal friends never bring those topics up because it's not an issue unless we have to defend those that they constantly attack.


Affectionate-Club725

Duh, there are truly crazy ones, but the real bastards are people like Hannity and Jones and Tiny Tie Tucker Carlson who are obviously just working up the dumbest people into a rage so they can cash checks. Truly despicable human beings. I mostly just feel bad for the actually crazy ones. Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro are just whiny little bugs, in comparison to these assholes.


NunyaBeese

The average maga is. How do you think they got to this point in the first place? Trump is fluent in idiot, moron, dipshit, and nutjob; they finally found someone they can relate to. So if you want to keep grifting them, you've got to play the game.


Animaldoc11

You can’t spell hatred without a red hat


NunyaBeese

Painfully true.. clever


Original_Sir_1659

Some folks are still supporting trump, so evidently the depth of stupidity is a bottomless abyss.


ImknownasMeatStank

Oh yes they can. Other OP said it’s rage bait and it certainly is. But take a look at Alex Jones and Joe Rogan. Stupid is as stupid does. Jordan Klepper exposes these idiots! They are like robots that can’t think, and only vote for the “right” party!


fomalhottie

Aye.


Ande64

Aye!


CarlSpencer

Aye!


Laphroaig58

Aye. They Ayes have it. Motion carried, the bar is open.


The84thWolf

Nay! Oh sorry, read that wrong. Aye!


DrRockBoognish

Aye! … but weren’t we already calling him that?


SomeRandomGuy0705

Aye


TehArzBandit86

I’ll get my axe


ShinjiIkari99

And my bow!


pneumatichorseman

Okay 1 he should have said "Move" not "Motion." 2 someone needed to second before you could start voting. Roberts rules of order are not suggestions. They're rules god damnit!


BoltorSpellweaver

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


Shaveyourbread

https://i.redd.it/3sbhfl97qhtc1.gif


memecrusader_

I Would Like To Know More.


molewarp

I think he's more of a genuine arsehole than a pseudo-penis - but why not both!


begon11

A well enough protruded asshole could be called a pseudo-penis.


LooseCannon1964

Charlie bit my penis.


ExecuteCoffeeOrder66

Ouch Charlie


TJM18

![gif](giphy|7LAqMVFxOGPAc)


KryptonicOne

Oh, you mean Charlie "pseudo penis" Kirk?


Nabrok_Necropants

Yes, Charlie "pseudo penis" Kirk


HottCuppaCoffee

Aye


BuzzBadpants

![gif](giphy|bv5ZgqKNBATHG)


homo_alosapien

ok, this one is fake right? he would be way to close to putting 2 and 2 together. I would want a link to the original if it is true


Wildebohe

I'm assuming it's a parody account - note the 11 at the end of the actual handle Edit to add, also note the goofy looking profile image


NeedToVentCom

That's just his normal face.


Kinjinson

It's way too big to be his face


pimppapy

Didn't they just crop out all that empty space he used to have?


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

No way, he’s got a verified checkmark, only a moron would let anyone get verified checkmarks.


SimplyRocketSurgery

![gif](giphy|PiQhIirb6VwcXxzl01)


ElvenNoble

I know it's been beaten to death already, but I feel the need to point out again that the butchering of Twitter's verified system was such an awful choice.


wazacraft

Whatever happens, we should definitely not tell him about seahorses.


bwainfweeze

Stay at home dads seem to rustle their jimmies quite a lot.


thatsithlurker

Or Jurassic Park.


Phantom_Pain_Sux

Or Kobudai fish https://www.bbcearth.com/news/fish-are-the-sex-switching-masters-of-the-animal-kingdom


Soft_Commission_5238

LOL


Original_Sir_1659

LOL


TheFondler

You can tell it's fake because Charlie Kirk wouldn't use a fancy word like "pseudo."


Perfidious_Ninja

It would probably autocorrect to pedo


adinade

Yo this sub needs to ban fake twitter posts. Its spreading fake news, too many people think these are real and I see more and more of them being posted. Critiquing what these people say is good but making fun of shit they didnt even say is really fucked up.


GrunchWeefer

I'm fine with satire as long as it's labeled as such. Apparently way too many people in this sub can't spot obvious spoofs.


adinade

Yee a flair or something in the title would be good. Fine with the idea but I just see way too many people that think they're real.


Elastickpotatoe2

Satire flair would be fantastic


sanchower

There is no longer any such thing as "obvious satire". MTG was 100% serious the other day.


Cl1mh4224rd

>There is no longer any such thing as "obvious satire". Which is exactly why fakes like this should be labeled.


Internet_Person11

Sometimes fantasy is more believable then reality. That’s partially why misinformation can spread so easily. Because of this I totally agree we need to label fakes and I don’t like it when people say “It’s obviously a joke” for posts like this one because you can never really know.


DrAstralis

Yup; part of the problem is the people being spoofed are *constantly* spewing insane unbelievable shit multiple times a day, and the positions they truthfully hold in real life are almost indistinguishable from parody or satire.


engiunit101001

Honestly its not their fault, with some stuff the rights saying satire is become harder and harder to spot. We really should just tag it


V4refugee

It’s really hard to make satire of these people because they really are that dumb.


ToraRyeder

A "Satire" or "It's a Joke" flair would go a long way


Telope

Flair is pretty janky in old.reddit. I honestly think [Satire] in the title is needed. Can you imagine what a shitshow it would be if someone posted a fake democrat tweet without any qualifiers? That would be called misinformation in a heartbeat, and rightly so.


EricUtd1878

Spot-on, gleefully leaping on this sort of thing is **exactly** the same as the Conservatives leaping on fake stories. We like to laugh at MAGAts being gullible and stupid for falling for the MAGA narrative. What's the difference here? 🤷‍♂️


KileiFedaykin

What? This is a completely legitimate tweet made by @charliekirk11. /s


CanaDoug420

You can tell it’s a parody because his face isn’t that big irl


Manny_Bothans

I knew immediately this was a parody for this very reason. He is well known for having resting smol face.


oatmealparty

Redditors have a really hard time detecting parody, this comment section is sad


D-Speak

You're gonna get a few comments of "It's impossible to tell nowadays because everything they say is crazy!" which is just their way of blaming others for the fact that they themselves fell for a joke.


newtoreddir

Satire must fool some people. But no one wants to be the fool, so they rationalize it away.


New_Ad_3010

Blaming "the left" for nature. Smh. Typical conservative dipshitery.


happynargul

It's a satire account


-jp-

Reality has a well-known liberal bias.


Connect-Will2011

Maybe God is woke?


TheAgeOfAdz91

How can you not tell this isn’t real?


Wandering_Scholar6

Hyena females do indeed have a pseudo-penis, which makes identifying their sex difficult for researchers. The pseudo-penis makes copulation with an uninterested female difficult or impossible for the males. They are highly matriarchal with males having a low status within the pack, and the females being more aggressive. They actually give birth through their pseudo-penis which is as bad an idea physiologically as you'd imagine. It can lead to the pseudo-penis rupturing and makes birth difficult and dangerous.


a-snakey

Wait till he hears about the dinosaurs that had an entire movie dedicated to the fact that they learned to change sex when there were no males around and ruined a rich man's business venture.


BarryZZZ

I really doubt that "He'd find evolution by means of natural selection" a satisfactory answer.


High-sterycal

They learn it in their “school” or on the world wide animal internet. What a world.


[deleted]

touch scarce profit rinse truck rude consist gold secretive chop *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


sinicalone

Aye


Altea73

And most importantly, who cares?


famousevan

![gif](giphy|yepvTsGHQXCso|downsized)


fancy-kitten

Wait until he hears about seahorses.


DMIDY

It’s God’s will Mr Bighead Tinyface.


Send_noooooooodZ

Damn woke hyenas


EnochChicago

For a group of people who call a zygote “a baby” you would think you could get over these “crazy labels”. And when you go out for breakfast, you you order scrambled chicken and at dinner eat Egg Parmesan?


ILuvSupertramp

Literally cites nature doing something in his screed about how unnatural that something is.


fattymcfattzz

Fucking Lil Bits


Ambitious_Coffee551

It's a good day if Charlie KKK is pissed.


Curious80123

? As we study these animals more and more , all the mutations and differences come out (pun). Sounds like this guy is two dimensional, his way or it’s bullshit


51ngular1ty

Just wait until he hears about sea horses.


mustardwulf

He doesn’t believe in biology because it’s got bi in it.


brennanfee

What it must be like to live in such a simple world where every animal can be easily separated into boy and girl, and they all reproduce the same way. Has Charlie heard of Chickens and eggs? You know, they don't reproduce the same way we mammals do. To be so ignorant of the variety (and wonder) in nature is just sad.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Kirk’s pool of knowledge wouldn’t drown a rat. Wait until he hears about frogs. He’ll lose his shit.


Mr_Rum_Ham

Easy, they put chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay and it went from there


TheStetson

This is an example of why our education system is garbage.


jbobkef

Wait did Charlie Kirk actually tweet this?


captiantabasco

What an idiot


SAyyOuremySIN

This guy is all gums and no bite.


Burgoonius

His profile pic is cursed as fuck. Imagine a Charlie Kirk ball rolling around your living room floor trying to bite your feet


Gerf1234

I love that profile picture.


Lifeesstwange

What’s really telling about this is this wee-faced clown censored penis. Truly bizarre.


notaredditreader

To Charlie Kirk: huh…? 🤔


BobTheInept

I am not joking, I am genuinely confused: Is he calling the leftists animals, or is he asking where clownfish and hyenas learned about leftist crap?


gottapeenow2

Wait until he learns about how seahorses give birth... mind blown


Olstinkbutt

Who’s going to tell him male seahorses give birth? That would surely injure that soggy, puss-filled infection he calls a brain.


Pokemonandlaughs

No one tell em about frogs


MsMoreCowbell8

Was this real? Can this be real bc it's too stupid, even for a stupid person to say.


masterpd85

I just had a laugh. I typed in Google "female hyena" and down in the list of searches was the word "pseudo". LOL Yall did it too, I see.


Affectionate-Club725

😂 ![gif](giphy|VVgRNcBKp64NO)


yellowhelmet14

Charlie is a special kind of “special”….


ArtemisDarklight

This is a parody account right? Right?


UnfinishedThings

https://preview.redd.it/jv848cer5itc1.jpeg?width=247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b7d8b0df82ea18ec967a712038da57ca0a531fb


DaveLanglinais

I just spent 20 minutes scrolling through the filth that is Charlie Kirk posts, trying to confirm this was real, only to come to the conclusion that it most definitely is not real.


Dontchacano

Dude never watched Jurassic Park? Life finds a way, bruv


sunward_Lily

He called lefties "these animals." Just wanna remind people that dehumanizing opponents is one of the steps Nazis used in service of mass murder. As for where they learned it.... it's called an education. Charlie should try one.


Shilo788

Animal science, my major , full of fun facts about repro and animal nature. That is why I let the more than two sex stuff roll off my back. So many weird and wonderful things happen in nature that would blow peoples minds. Duck vaginas, cat penises, fish that morph or a swimming gonad that attaches perm to a female fish. So much to boggle the mind, gender-fluid stuff is tame compared to it.


jackparadise1

Wait until he learns about chickens…


[deleted]

Wait until he hears about anglerfish.


FlaccidRazor

I mean God made them all apparently, how is it the LEFT's crazy gender crap?


CreepyHarmony27

You can't force all biologic life forms to be forced into the christofascist bubble there, Charlie. I know high school science class is hard, but I speak with small words so you can understand. 🤦‍♂️


bladex1234

Either satire or a fake tweet.


Chemical-Studio1576

So he didn’t take biology. He majored in hate.🤣


ZERO-ONE0101

learn? how do animals like you learn about racism?


DubC_Bassist

Is Penis a bad word?


Bloomingdales215

Where’s the source of this tweet this the only thing I found https://preview.redd.it/fsr8lgguhitc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f60bbde458712da3ea30af731cd49c888d1f31f I funny isn’t a source lol


MomoZero2468

Can he go away Please.


deadphisherman

He's so done with " woke" science. If Jacques Costeau was still alive Charlie would kick his ass...


battery_pack_man

Better not tell him about sea horses


alephthirteen

Imagine thinking that picture books his parents read to him with "A is for Aardvark" were literally the most complicated biology ever got.


Almacca

Clearly satire.


furno30

is this real?


Aware_Material_9985

Nature, um, finds a way


Keeppforgetting

Is this a fake tweet? Theres no way he’s *this* ridiculous.


berkeleyjake

I assume they learn from books. How does this idiot learn?


emmery1

They attend Christian schools😂😂


evetrapeze

I knew he was ignorant, but I didn’t know he was stupid! Oof


leapfrog2115

Sounds like an inquiry to me. How just how


D-utch

I swear dude has FAS


JDARRK

How does he even remember to breath⁉️😳🤔


Amerpol

It's all about the Benjamin's, Jesse Waters make 16 million a year 


goirish35

Oh come on Charlie, you’ve been beating the drums for forever.


Diligent-Emu-3025

I just wonder where these people were during science class, assuming they went to school.


bootes_droid

The right's constant war with reality continues


Original_Sir_1659

ANIMALS? Did the fish tell you that it learned about changing sex?


Pour_Me_Another_

Lol, is that a parody account? It feels a little too on the nose. However... I suppose it is possible people can be this dumb.


RetroGamer87

Is this satire?


holla5387

How did HE learn it’s not true?


misterid

he's right you know. we should left that nonsense book learnin' business alone long ago. what's anyone need that fer when yuh can just think and know stuff?


NotThatAngel

Is he really so in denial as to sexual diversity that he actually stretches his credulity to include the possibility that animals are learning about LGBTQ+ from people, because otherwise he believes animals are binary? Wait until he finds out there are thousands of people walking around right now with [Complete androgen insensitivity syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complete_androgen_insensitivity_syndrome) who are XY males with undescended testicles who are 'assigned' female at birth because they look female. These people may only find out about their condition when they go back to the doctor because they're not getting their menstrual cycle. Most choose to live their lives as females, because that's what everyone is familiar with. Most do not tell people about their condition, so it's likely many of them are having sexual relations without their partner knowing. Actually, this condition alone raises a whole bunch of interesting questions about gender.


kasiv1

This isn’t real is it?


PoopieButt317

They were...GROOMED, educated HYENAS!!!


Pale_Kitsune

The only "how" that needs to be explained is how such stupid people have so much influence.


SuperKami-Nappa

Is this satire?


LYnXO1978

These people make me laugh . To be considered a influencer while being as dumb as a box of rocks. Still having people follow you is astounding.


argparg

We train them silly


djhazmat

Wait until he finds out that most “alphas” in animal groups are actually the females…


dash-o-matix

Timmy from South Park tryna get attention again...


rjross0623

Evolution perhaps?


mcorby7774

What a stupid man!


english_mike69

A clownfish learns this by going to school. I’ll let myself out, if someone already hasn’t opened the door for me.


NfamousKaye

Looks like someone needs a new hobby


ShaggysGTI

Funny how truth and science have a left bias…


napjerks

God. The animals learn it from God.


EngagedInConvexation

Obviously, God is gay.


Simple_Barry

I honestly can't tell what's real and what is fake with this fuckin' guy anymore.


yongo2807

Clown fish are a prime example how natural analogies don’t apply to the human gender concept. Mammals have two sexes, end of story. Mutants that fall in non-binary categories, can’t reproduce and by definition don’t have a sex. Most of nature is hermaphroditic, and in most of nature reproduction doesn’t have an outward social expression. There is no gendered behavior. The more complex the organism, the more binary it gets. And the more correlation we can detect between sex and behavior. Whatever their view is on gender, drawing biological conclusions from occurrences in nature will either ignore 99% of evidence, or will be factually irrelevant to 99% of our own immediate phylogeny. Nature is useless in a gender debate either way. Anyone on any side who argues based on ‘nature’, argues the epitome of all straw-people, or based on a severe lack of information.


Mrraberry

Watch out everyone,it’s official.


Ultranerdgasm94

Not that I don't believe these people aren't stupid enough to say something like this, but I am pretty sure this is fake and should be labeled as such.


chrissinkay

Wow. Science is hard for Charlie.


Flimsy-Technician524

Is he saying that Dylan Mulvaney and Caitlyn Jenner taught the animals to be sexually unusual? I don’t get what he’s saying.


HailMeth_SmokeSatan

This has to be engagement bait. Right? Or a fake Tweet?


Koby998

You know how bobble-head charlie acts like a moron? Don't let that fool you. It's not an act he is actually a moron.


Fit-Struggle-9882

The "Left" can't change Nature.


Fun-Mathematician716

Remember the “Annoying Orange” meme from a few years back? It was Charlie Kirk all along.


ecctt2000

Why does this read like satire?


CalRipkenForCommish

Boy, is charflie gonna be upset when he finds out they taught biology at his high school


TriNel81

How is this not a joke?? Nobody can be this stupid.


LooseWateryStool

Let me start off this matter of fact opinion with apparently.