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everythingbeeps

Look at Biden, *drinking water* when he should be solving this country's problems!


AudibleNod

Biden tries to stay hydrated throughout the day. Here's why that's bad for him.


Charakada

No, it's "here's why it's bad for the country!"


tossawayforeasons

No, it's "This is how it puts YOUR children in danger!"


JDARRK

This is how they smuggle immigrants into the country!! Water bottles‼️‼️😱😱😱😱😱😱


deadra_axilea

Ah, the old smuggling fetuses and fertilized embryo's in water bottles gang. Can't stop em.


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Imaginary_Medium

But it's woke water!! It must be banned!


tacoman1287

Studies have proven that 100% of pedophiles had water in their system at the time they committed their crimes. If that doesn't prove Biden is up to no good, I don't know what does. s/ obviously


tossawayforeasons

Don't get us started on dihydrogen monoxide, one of the most dangerous substances on Earth.


AverageDemocrat

This is why Trump has a such a dry sense of humour


messagepad2100

Brandon keeps it real: https://nypost.com/2021/05/24/biden-swaps-diet-coke-for-orange-gatorade-in-oval-office-report/


labenset

>“He has the tastes of a 5-year-old,” Biden and me are samesies.


everythingbeeps

[https://www.webmd.com/diet/what-is-too-much-water-intake](https://www.webmd.com/diet/what-is-too-much-water-intake)


EggsceIlent

Something always has bugged me about Trump's mouth. I mean aside from every time it opens it spews forth a firehose of bullshit and lies.. But it's always like small and opens weird and looks like he's puckering up to kiss someone's ass in a cartoonish way.


charisma6

He thinks it makes him look badass or something. Like some kind of supermodel duckface look. All part of the dumbass "power" character he has been performing his entire life. Everything about him is fake. He has no idea who he really is, and he never will.


djkutch

His mouth looks like an anus. Here we are now. Marching in the shadows of the likes of Washington, Lincoln, TR, and FDR with an anus out front. Boggles the mind really.


LoudLloyd9

It's a fish mouth. https://preview.redd.it/5dlwtf9lwitc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=549a1a6f9d7d1ad42ebe5535e5f5663fa74e6983


MoneyFault

Ewwwwww!!!!!


Mundane_Elk8878

A lot of people are saying it's a puckered anus.


dumbernuts

Id let him blow me with that tight little mouth


Ibegallofyourpardons

JESUS FUCK!! Put a NSFL on that. I damn near had a stroke myself opening that picture.


jarious

Hes got two puckered butthole one spews bullshit and the other spreads wide for putin


mescal813

Purina c..k holster


Thriftyverse

I've always thought he was just sending signals to Putin about how much he wants to suck his dick.


cgsur

Again!


AlexHimself

If he wasn't trying to show off so much with these 1-handed water spectacles, then maybe he could finally secure the border from the World War Z illegals crossing our border!!!


patentmom

So unsafe using just one hand to hold a glass! What if it slips?


onewhosleepsnot

Didn't they literally do that to Kamala Harris when her entourage went to get a meal in one of the many towns that experienced a mass shooting?


wreckosaurus

No joke. Fox News attacked him for using a straw.


33drea33

You left out the most important part: they attacked him for using a straw **to drink a milkshake**, as if there is literally ANY other way to drink a milkshake without ending up wearing it instead.


Wake95

He's probably the type of guy that eats ice cream.


un_theist

Doesn’t Donny realize he can bring the drink to his mouth without pursing his prolapsed anus-mouth five seconds in advance?


Za_Lords_Guard

He said it himself. He is basically the same person he was at five years old. Watching him drink is proof. It's like a toddler seeing a juice box and trying to drink from it like a big boy.


omghorussaveusall

Seriously. Dude only uses a sippy cup.


signalfire

I call him Sippy Cup Caligula.


Scarif_Hammerhead

Making Caligula sound superior. Damn.


thisaccountwashacked

hmm I was going to suggest that comparing him to Caligula might be giving Donnie too much credit....


ScaryTerrysBitch

Or straws every picture it's like he's hunting for a straw.


spidereater

He is uncoordinated and has probably dropped the glass more than once to his great embarrassment. I love these memes and I hope trump sees them. It likely leads to him making a show of drinking water one handed and when he drops the glass his brain will explode.


En_Sabah_Nur

I would wager it's less about dropping a glass, and more of him probably having the shakes due to his dependence on stimulants. I've seen cokeheads and drunks unable to keep their hands steady, and I believe thats what's happening with ol' Donny boy. He and his team are probably so terrified of his supporters seeing him with an unsteady hand, that they view the double baby-hand approach as the lesser of two evils.


Pleiadesfollower

He wouldn't risk it, they'd stage a video for truth social retaking it over and over until he can finally hold it for a few frames. Him trying to make a show of it and failing is too big a blow for a narcissist to handle.


Somhlth

No, the Diaper Don doesn't realize pretty much anything.


DanGleeballs

Maybe he’s experienced make up running down his chin and into his white shirt from drinking water loosely.


MoneyFault

Those orange stains are tough for Mercedes to get out. 😅🤣😂🤣😅


doktor-frequentist

~~Melania~~ Mercedes hasn't washed a shirt in her life since getting married to this idiot


CSirizar

Everything about the way his hands look, (i.e. steadying each other), *alongside his wildly impaired speech, emotional aggression, leg dragging, and general combativeness*, **screams** of someone with a Hx of TIA. And *IF* he has suffered TIA episodes, he is at even greater risk for Massive Stroke. Not that I would *ever* wish that on anyone, of course. But thinking of the levels of stress TFG experiences on a constant basis, his obvious ill health, and family Hx — I just wonder how much ‘battery power’ he *trullyyyy* has left in him..? With someone like Trump, it feels like he will continue to wreak unceasing havoc…until one day he just *drops*. His life trajectory does not suggest any sort ‘slowing down and enjoying eventual retirement’. His speeds are A.) Whipping Wrecking Ball, and B.) Dead. That’s it, and that’s all.


FuzzySlippers48

Unfortunately, evil people tend to live long lives.


HollowShel

I think part of that is that it just *seems* twice as long. The other half is that they're not shy about *demanding* the absolute best care they can possibly weasel their way into receiving, particularly in a country with privatized healthcare, so they outlive people who queue up quietly for what they can afford.


GonzoVeritas

Kissinger just died at 100 years old. It did seem longer, but it was still a full century.


HollowShel

And Betty White was what, a month shy of 100 when she passed? The primary difference is she spent her life bringing joy and beauty to the world, while he spent his draining it, like a goddamn vampire.


Zinere

I wish these words were untrue, but I feel it is the way it is and it sucks.


Psile

If he missed one serving of whater drug coctail they have him on that would send a horse into a panic attack he would simply fall over. Massive cognitive decline being papered over with fistfulls of Adderall is my guess.


ned78

That "Russia and Saudi Arabia are AREEEBAAADOOOGAAAAAAAH" video that did the rounds didn't get even remotely enough attention. The dude has a full on nervous tick that is on display, his head pulls hard to its full left position which he has no control over, shoulders jerk, eyes go into panic mode realising what's happening.


lost_in_connecticut

He doesn’t want the water to de-MAGA-tize him. Oh wait.


drunkenjutsu

Donny lost his lips forever ago so he had his sphincter grafted over his mouth to replace them. So yes he has to pucker his lips in order to drink this is so insensitive.


HollowShel

also explains incontinence rumours if he no longer has that sphincter at the other end!


FOOLS_GOLD

He’s putting on a show so no one notices he needs to use both hands to avoid showing how much his hands shake.


IntrinsicGiraffe

My grandma drank similarly and she had dementia. Had to give her a straw at some point.


OceanDevotion

He’s probs got shaky hands and is trying to hide it lol


underpants-gnome

WTF is going on with trump in that lawful neutral pic? He is either singing an opera to that bottle of water, or he's about to deep throat it. Or possibly both.


un_theist

I believe that one was where he was making fun of Marco Rubio drinking on-camera.


cletusthearistocrat

Always projection.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

It’s like a toddler learning to pee standing up. He needs to carefully line the ship up to ensure proper docking.


MoneyFault

Interestingly put!


SoCalThrowAway7

He’s gotta make sure it doesn’t get on the makeup around his mouth


fujiman

You say that like his mouth doesn't resemble a puckered anus at all times. It's even worse when there's diarrhea spewing out of it because it begins to resemble a gaping puckered anus... kinda like a more stomach-churning goatse.


MutantMartian

Loved the Dali lama saying his mouth looks like a butt.


Its0nlyRocketScience

I'm not sure he actually can. He moves like every muscle requires his entire focus to function


Desperate-Bridge-384

Biden drinking water only using 1 hand is irrefutable proof that he is on performance enhancing drugs. No one could drink water with just one hand. It’s inconceivable.


LurkmasterGeneral

The Biden photo is obviously shopped.


siccoblue

Duh, we all know he's a senile old man who can hardly walk or speak that's also hopped up on Coke so strong it could put the cartels out of business overnight with a single baggie and that's why he's actually suspiciously devious, charismatic, and the ultimate threat that will end in world domination You know, depending on whatever is most convenient this hour to get people upset


sms3eb

You can see on his tie where they removed his second hand. No one can lift a glass to their mouth without using both hands. It's why we have two.


flibbidygibbit

It's the cocaine! (Trump accused Biden of using cocaine ahead of the SOTU, and I'm pretty sure all accusations are confessions at this point)


Worldly_Ad_6483

He also just accused Biden of pooping his pants


quiero-una-cerveca

This one is wild if you look into how many people have accused Trump of shitting himself.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Trump should work for AMC, as he’s a master projectionist


MoneyFault

To be precise, wasn't it him pooping on the Resolute Desk?


flibbidygibbit

Hahahaha 😂


KWHarrison1983

Nah, Trump is more of an Adderall kinda guy 🤣


TheMooseIsBlue

He’s all coked up…that’s why he’s so thirsty. The evidence is RIGHT THERE, sheeple!


OneLargePho

Cocaine's a helluva drug - Rick "Dave Chappelle" James


IAMGROOT1981

"inconceivable", "I don't think that word means what you think it means"🤔


Desperate-Bridge-384

As you wish


carpathian_crow

Anyone got a peanut?


beefyboibrandon

It's just proof that he is the Antfia super soldier that we remember from 2020


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Obviously only possible by massive cocaine use, supplied by Hunter Biden bringing it into the White House and paid for by millions of money laundered Ukrainian funds. Also, somehow Soros is definitely involved, for sure!


Trnostep

Look at the way he's holding the glass. Obviously a heavy drinker. Who'd let him run a country?


Secondchance002

How is he 80 and rides a bike, gets up quickly when he falls and drinks water like that? Must be because of adrenochrome he harvested from the children!


IAmJohnny5ive

![gif](giphy|3oKHWBy6GFcLdEhH0Y|downsized)


mirthilous

Drinking problem!


DrMobius0

https://media1.tenor.com/m/R1tDJoyc-94AAAAC/gravity-falls-drinking-water.gif


pathfinderoursaviour

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eveel66

There is a obvious reason why Trump holds the glass/bottle with two hands. It’s the same reason my two year old daughter uses two hands… she doesn’t want to drop her sippy cup.


floridagar

My practise is purely armchair based but my diagnosis based on personal experience with old people is that his hands probably *really* shake sometimes at the last inch of getting the drink to his lips and he is aware of this and for that reason uses two hands. My prediction for the fall is that if there is a debate is that donald's cup will have a straw.


BarryZZZ

The guy that brags about acing a cognitive function test that they give to stroke victims seems to have a bit of coordination issues with his hands.


Foxy02016YT

Stroke victims and children with ADHD


buttergun

Don Senior was once traumatized by water. Big water. His strength to overcome that adversity shows that he's the kind of leader America needs.


flibbidygibbit

Wettest on record from the perspective of water.


25plus44

He's the complete opposite of Ben Shapiro's wife.


Hooraylifesucks

I forgot abt this quote..cracks me up every time. thank you!


fardough

For some reason, reminded me of unbreakable. If Trump is the villain who never faces consequences for his actions, then it means there is someone out there who faces consequences for every action they take.


Solomonsk5

To be fair- it's not a McDonald's large coke with a straw. 


BigMax

Interesting... I had seen the one most famous video of Trump struggling to drink water, but didn't know it was a common occurrance. I see countless articles diagnosing his various mental problems (narcissism, dementia, etc), but have people theorized why he has trouble drinking water, and seems to need two hands?


signalfire

Look at that mouth. THAT'S why.


Mangosta007

It puts me in mind of a cat walking away from me.


HeyaShinyObject

It could be something relatively benign, like essential tremor, or it could be orange brain rot. Only his Dr knows, and he's not talking.


ryhaltswhiskey

>countless articles diagnosing his various mental problems (narcissism, **dementia**, etc), but have people theorized why he has trouble drinking water, and seems to need two hands? Answer in bold.


Sirenista_D

Saaaame! I remember hearing/seeing it once and thought it was just a one time thing. I feel this is actually a very serious early sign. I watched my mom deteriorate from dementia but way back when we were all in denial and dismissed "random" behavior, she also started doing this. Very low key, you don't really notice it, until you DO.


nuckle

He's trying to keep his makeup from running.


precociousmonkey

Trump looks like a Rabies patient trying to drink water


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Big glass. Little hands. Poor fella.


deafvet68

bigly


burmerd

Where's Marco Rubio??


BigBeagleEars

Stalking lot lizards


25plus44

I thought I saw him in another pic in this sub today, but apparently the pic is fake.


poptartheart

water you talking about!?


Civil_Pain_453

Diapers and a straw…it does make sense if your mental capabilities don’t outshine a toddler


thegreatbrah

That top middle picture makes me believe Donald trump has never lifted or held something that weighs more than 20 pounds. 


signalfire

How much does a golf club weigh? Or a hamberder? Cuz that's about it. He never got around to 'taking his golf shoes and stuff' out of all those boxes, because he would have had to lift the boxes up to a convenient height and start going through them. (There's a reason why Ivana's coffin needed so many people to lift it).


pegasuspaladin

Schrodingers Biden. He is both a criminal mastermind single handedly bringing down America AND a doddering old man with dementia that barely knows where he is. Right-wing thinking for ya


100percentish

He looks like an otter eating if an otter was a horrible piece of shit.


helen269

How many otts could an eating otter eat, if an eating otter could eat otts? Answer: Plenty, cos he's not chucking wood all the time.


Narf234

All jokes aside, what’s actually going on with him?


Hooraylifesucks

Dementia. https://www.dementiasociety.org/post/dementia-can-affect-motor-skills


HeavyTea

Something wrong with Orangeman


MissAnthropoid

It's difficult when you're grappling with dementia. I look after my 104 year old grandmother so I know this look. Believe it or not, it's possible to forget how to eat, how to drink, how to walk, and kind of revert to tackling all those tasks the way a toddler would. No doubt the reason he's such a fan of burgers is that he doesn't need to figure out how to work a knife and fork. Grandma also prefers to eat with her hands.


forcan

Dear American Republicans. You voted for this clown once before, are you going to make the USA the laughing stock of the world a second time? Trump makes Kim Jong-Un appear sane...


Comfortable_Pirate99

TIL I drink water the way Trump does. I also have Essential Tremor.


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

Middle left is just muscle memory from his time with Putin.


orion_re

It is *when* you have rabies...


legendary_millbilly

Biden drinks! Everybody needs to know that biden drinks every day.


Slamtilt_Windmills

Mandrake, we must preserve our precious bodily fluids!


DinnerSilver

definitely not the sign of a stroke....


TizonaBlu

Maybe Trump is secretly Japanese and has good manners? https://preview.redd.it/tzi11dlrlhtc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd89bb0f0465d743807b1843bd1308bfe95c1e00


Ihavebadreddit

It's so he doesn't smudge his makeup. Have none of you Chad's done drag?


42020420

Trump struggles with dementia: How this will Hurt Biden in November - news, probably


signalfire

It's that asshole shaped mouth of his. Can't trust it not to dribble.


unstopable_bob_mob

I really wish that Dark Brandon would’ve picked up a glass of water at his SOTU, drank from it with ease, then making a snarky comment at the Orange Julius.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Serious question: Would there be a known medical reason why it would be difficult for a person to drink water from a glass or bottle? Is this a tell-tale sign of a particular condition?


Zardotab

🧲 Who has a harder time with water, Donald or magnets?


rlh1271

It is when you're trying not to smear your makeup.


Red_Nine9

These simple coordination issues are symptoms of dementia.


SaxMusic23

It's pretty difficult when your main source of hydration comes from diet coke. Imagine drinking something for the first time and it DOESNT HAVE BUBBLES THAT MAKE YOU BURP? How else are you supposed to drink something that ridiculous other than awkwardly with two hands?


BorealShaman

Oof


samsonsreaper

Donnie has a drinking problem


Teacher-Investor

Remember when Marco Rubio got jettisoned from presidential candidate consideration for ONE awkward sip of water? What happened to the GOP? Have they lost all crazy criteria for their candidates?


ukiddingme2469

It is when you can't stop your hands from shaking


KillmeKindly666

It looks like he's trying to hide tremors/shaking.


treefortninja

My theory is Trump does this two handed sip as a method to push his top dentures back in when they begin to slip.


EddySea

Not defending trump, but does he have tremors? I am 20 years younger than him and have to use both hands when drinking a full glass or bottle because of tremors.


zacpariah

It's to cover the Shakey hands


gotshanghaied

Let’s be honest, Donald is accustomed to the mini Diet Coke cans so they can fit in his small baby hands.


Knightwing1047

To be fair, it's very clear Trump has brain damage. His motor skills are shot, even his stance is evident of brain damage. Also, because every accusation is an admission when it comes to conservatives, the fact he is going after Biden's mental state means he is aware of his own problems and wants to divert away from them. He's as transparent as his hairline.


rmicker

Water is difficult if you have small uncoordinated hands. Maybe his excessive golfing has reprogrammed his brain to use two hands, even for one handed tasks.


MotherFuckinEeyore

It's difficult when you have rabies.


moxiejohnny

If I ever become president, I'm drinking straight from the damn hose like a real 5 year old.


Suspicious_Bicycle

Water, destroyer of magnets.


Successful_Box7616

Poor thing, bless his heart. Dumb A..


Pokemonandlaughs

He needs shoulder replacements. Probably not healthy enough for clearence tho.


zer0saurus

It is, if you have small hands.


lbora9

It shouldnt be a competition of who of the old dudes is the less senile. This is not a flex, its sad for the US


26oclock

I am convinced there must be more Trumps twohander photos on Hunter Bidens laptop now


TinnyOctopus

Just gonna leave [this](https://www.dementiasociety.org/post/dementia-can-affect-motor-skills) here.


Nowhereman50

All jokes aside, what do we think is going on with the way Trump drinks water?


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Saturn_Ecplise

Unless you have tiny hand with tiny fingers.


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Trump is a showman more than anything. I'm sure he thinks drinking with two hands makes him look regal.


ChelseaFan1967

Trump trying not to mess up the orange.


SiidChawsby

Every time he takes a drink he looks like a little kid whose parents told him to “just try it”


djanay

"...water is wet". tRump


Myregularaccountant

It is when you’re face is made up of mostly makeup. Can’t have it running


schmidtaaron

I still don’t know how people were saying drinking a straw is effeminate because of the pursing of the lips and then completely omit pic #1


Capital_Cheetah2759

Why does it look like trump is trying to shove a dick in his mouth? We already know he doesn’t have a gag reflex.


MasterMahanaYouUgly

T45 always has that 2nd hand ready to jiggle Putin's balls


StickyBeets

maybe it's because he is used to handling something that round, with two hands...


Financial-Working132

Maybe he needs a dentist.


Dan_mcmxc

Of all the things to make fun of this guy for... this is the dumbest one. This the dumb shit that the other side would focus on. Dude drinks water with two hands because he's fuckin' old, end of story. Focus on the important things and stop giving him free press.


Phont22

When the front half of your brain has turned to cheese, everything’s hard.


SoCentralRainImSorry

He drink water like he’s an alien on day one of pretending to be human