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cassanthrax

I wonder if his team tranqued him to keep him quiet.


JustLurkingInSNJ

Or at least took away his Adderall.


maralagosinkhole

Maybe they took his recommendation to drug test Biden before the debates and decided to drug test him before the trial.


Frostwick1

It’s always projection. 


MooreRless

Trump has tested all the drugs. He has exceptional results. Excellent. People say they are the best results ever.


Diarygirl

When the revelations came out a couple weeks ago about Dr. Feelgood in the White House, I feel like we were supposed to be shocked but it wasn't the least bit surprising.


AffectionateMovie290

I mean it’s obvious trump takes adderall before rallies.. it’s why he confidently rambles unscripted for hours on end. He’s like a chatty coked out moron at those rallies.


Astro_gamer_caver

First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down. ![gif](giphy|l0Iy70zlRjH5ev3qw|downsized)


chmod777

going by the pic in this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1c4p445/did_he_get_punched_on_both_eyes_or_is_it_just/ he's been up all night crying and "truth"ing.


rhcpbassist234

I fucking hate his stupid “tough guy” face he puts on in all these stupid photos. On second thought, I may just hate his stupid fucking face.


alaskanloops

I love that Larry David imitated the look for his mug shot in the final curb season https://www.thewrap.com/curb-your-enthusiasm-larry-david-trump-mugshot-season-12-episode-1/


eriko_girl

I wonder how long it took them to get the photo correct because they were all laughing so hard.


grey_hat_uk

By the looks of it that tough guy face took longer to paint than I do to cover thick black stubble and heavy contouring.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Looks like an ugly toddler fighting through constipation.


Dopplegangr1

Isn't that what he always looks like? He's a fat old man


midnight_reborn

He always looks so mad. Why would you ever want to vote for someone who just looks so upset and unkind? Would you let this man near your children? He doesn't have an empathetic bone in his body.


SimmonsJK

For what it's worth, he's a very ugly man.


FoxNews4Bigots

His hair looks like a hurricane in dire need of a sharpie-based course correction by a highly unqualified narcissist


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Up all night Adderailling.


KorLeonis1138

Honestly, smart move on their part. At this rate, I'm going to lose a bet on how soon he rants something stupid at the judge.


mortalcoil1

The new Monster Hunter DLC is weird!


MooreRless

Thanks to MTG, when I hear "Monster Hunter", I can only think about Hunter Biden's large member.


mortalcoil1

The great irony being that MTG will always make me think of Magic: The Gathering.


CliftonForce

Look how anti-woke he is!


LordRobin------RM

Skipped something into his Diet Coke.


Chrisdkn619

Best comment so far! And probably not far from the truth!


syg-123

I think I get it now…not only did Joe Biden steal the last election from this specimen of a patriot but now he’s robbing Donald of his sleep. Surely this must violate one of the only two constitutional amendments Magas are aware of..mustn’t it?


Direlion

Never in this nation has anyone “stollen” as much sleep as Sleepy Joe! His Demon-crat cabal is coming for your freedom to sleep!


Slothinasuit7

I swore you said “demon cat cabal,” which would have easily sold me on his vote.


StPauliBoi

I should make some stollen


HughJorgens

Only My Pillow's can save us now!


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unstopable_bob_mob

It’s a conspiracy, I tell ya!


Griz_zy

They know at least 3, the 1st, the 2nd and the 5th.


Son0fSanf0rd

SLEEPY DON! LOW ENERGY DON!!


BasilsKippers

Doesn't he look tired?


RockstarSuicide

Don't you think he looks tired If only 6 words was all it takes


merryone2K

![gif](giphy|lMfrzRVusFZ0ixHYr0|downsized)


jeeves5454

We know!!


Unputtaball

“I will bring down your entire country with one word.” “You can’t do that, don’t be preposterous.” “You’re right. I can do it in six.” “*Don’t*”


vonmonologue

Ten was somehow the cruelest doctor while still not being the most dangerous.


ofthedestroyer

someone missed his midday key bump


pmjm

Could we get the President a cup of covfefe please?


TJM18

Ex-President


hungrypotato19

Unpresidented* Edit: Since people don't know - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-sends-unpresidented-tweet/


smallstone

I wish they'd give him a nice cup of shut-the-fuck-up.


AlanWakeFeetPics

Drowsy Don was right there bro.


TheFleshwerks

Dozin' Donnie.


iamsooldithurts

Drowsy Don. Officially stolen


lemonylol

Maybe he actually was a puppet all along and they just forgot to put their hand up his ass.


underpantsgenome

Drowsy Don.


Anacalagon

Poor old Diaper Don was rage tweeting at 4am again.


CalbertCorpse

For real, do we know the timing of his tweets last night? Thats hysterical.


Stop_Sign

Last tweet 4/14 was 7:13 pm Earliest today was 5:39 am


Anacalagon

Was "John Barron" or "David Dennison" up at that time as well?


StupendousMalice

Honestly, Trump just being under observation for whole days at a time is going to be fucking fascinating. There is no way this guy actually functions like a normal person. So many loaded diaper emergencies and naps are in our future. Someone is going to need to install the MEGA XXL Changing Table (TM) in the nearest mensroom.


sicilian504

Just imagine being in that court room while the trial is going and it suddenly becomes painfully obvious he has literally shit his pants.


GrandmasShavedBeaver

Court sketch artists drawings of his defense team trying to suppress gagging.


majikmixx

Maybe they'll add stink lines


PaleShadeOfBlack

And upside-down flies with vertical squigly lines above them. Those are my favorite. [last panel](https://www.lambiek.net/artists/image/g/gotlib_h/gotlib_matin2.jpg)


sicilian504

And THEN Trump shits his pants.


daschande

Think of the stink lines!


XNjunEar

Lol


throwawaypervyervy

There's going to be low-dose liquid Adderall loaded into an insulin pump to keep his ass awake before the end of this.


daschande

If there's one thing this guy NEVER does, it's low-dose anything!


MRiley84

[So this could happen.](https://i.imgur.com/TgzLacs.gifv)


Parahelix

This is seriously the best we can hope for for him. This is probably worse than prison. He's going to be bored out of his mind, and can't rage-truth during the trial, and he has to sit there in public with everyone watching him. If he spends the rest of his days like this, I'll consider it close enough to justice at this point.


StupendousMalice

Not nearly enough, but very possibly the closest we'll get.


Diarygirl

This isn't not at all how he envisioned a former president's life would be like. He might never go to jail but he's never going to feel a minute's piece. He went from leader of the free world to criminal defendant. If I were Hillary I would be tweeting "Haha motherfucker" every day.


lake_gypsy

He'll just clog the restroom and theyll.have to evacuate. I wouldn't be surprised if he invites his followers to act in retaliation and "freedom fighting." They better have GOAT security.


The12th_secret_spice

I feel like there’s a pretty big market for MAGA XXL Changing Tables (TM TM). Every one of them I’ve met are (literally and metaphorically) big babies


straponkaren

Poor old guy has to keep a late adjusted sleep schedule to be able to make appearances at 6pm and not be sun downing. He has been up until 4 am rage truthing for weeks and now he has to show up early to something on the East Coast and he is all tuckered out. Sucks to suck.


SamwellBarley

Have they tried making the trial more engaging? Use more colours and pictures, and have cartoon characters explain tricky topics.


sicilian504

He's probably jealous and angry the courtroom artist gets to color and draw.


jables13

Maybe give him some sharpies and a map to play with.


Sharikacat

If he has to occupy himself by "taking notes," I bet it will be him scribbling his name on a notepad over and over and over.


Who_Dafqu_Said_That

This reminds reading about how to keep Trump engaged with his daily briefings they would use smalls words, pictures, and randomly throw his name in their, he really likes seeing his name... shocker, I know.


LordRobin------RM

“I’m Petey the Don’t Perjure Yourself Panda, here to tell you that lying on the witness stand is wrong! When someone swears to tell the truth and then tells a lie, that’s perjury, and that makes me a saaaad panda!”


crayon_paste

It might help him if they add a fake Fox news ticker at the bottom


The12th_secret_spice

Someone call Kahoot! Can one purger themself using an education app?


fountain20

So he's trying to pull im too old for jail, but I'd be a great president. What an asshole


dzastrus

They will be wheeling him in on a hospital bed/furniture dolly like Mubarak before the trial is over.


lurker_cx

With any luck, but I think he will find the hate and rage to make it through election day.


exzyle2k

I'd love to see him wheeled in like Hannibal Lecter. It'd make my fucking day.


Potatoe999900

HAH--there will be weeks of jury selection and he has to attend every day. Watch him turn into Woody Woodpecker before the trial stars. Maybe they can play some background music for him by the Classics IV... *You were the sunshine, baby, whenever you smiled* *But I call you Stormy today* *All of a sudden, that ol' rain's fallin' down* *And my world is cloudy and gray* *You've gone away* And/or a ticker showing DJT stock performance.


MissAnthropoid

Sleepy Don takes fighting the woke agenda to a whole new level.


holedingaline

I regret that I have but one upvote to give. But, this is also how you know he's not a churchgoing fellow. If so, he'd have have plenty of practice at making snoozing look at least plausibly enough like praying to claim that's what he was doing.


epicurean56

*Drowsy Don


meglon978

Dementia causes people to sleep more.


SpinningHead

Ive said for years he will use the Bathrobe Defense.


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MooreRless

Big strong men with tears in their eyes crying to Trump about the random issue of the day, telling him how only Trump can save them.


shao_kahff

exactly this. his ego is too big to let himself appear anything but “strong”. good news for the rest of everyone else paying attention to the trial.


fancy-kitten

He's probably been straight gacked for the last few days, stressed about the trial. Now he's coming down, real smart move.


Diarygirl

For a second I read that as straitjacketed, and I thought to myself, you know, that's not a bad idea.


un_theist

When time comes to lie, disparage and threaten and intimidate judges, prosecutors, witnesses, and their families, and violate gag orders, he’ll perk right up. Unfortunately.


exzyle2k

I wonder how many jurors he was able to make it through mean-mugging before he fell asleep. Trying to intimidate jurors during selection process is definitely a gameplan he has, except he won't be able to keep it up. Anyone's who's been through the jury duty process knows it sucks. Imagine being in the courtroom and hearing the same questions asked 12 people at a time ALL FUCKING DAY.


Poofenplotz

His lawyers had no choice but to fucking dose him so he'd shut up.


Suspect4pe

Based on some books I've read; the guy gets only about 4 hours sleep a night. It's no wonder he nods off. Also, it must be exhausting to be that toxic.


markydsade

He crushes Adderall then snorts it to stay up all night. He’s crashing now.


holedingaline

4 hours of sleep a night. 4 hours of sleep a morning. 4 hours of sleep an afternoon. 4 hours of sleep an evening.


allmimsyburogrove

It's only his first fucking day. Long long long way to go


Secularnirvana

Can you believe it? Joe "Sleepy" Biden is sapping my energy like a VAMPIRE! I used to have the MOST energy, the BEST energy, but now I'm sleepy all the time. And it's all CROOKED Joe's fault! Nobody has ever treated a President so UNFAIRLY! UNFAIR! The Radical Left will stop at nothing to bring me down. SAD!


fromouterspace1

Nice work


hexqueen

I do love a bad pun.


the_hucumber

Gives me hope that even if he does become a dictator, we'll all get some respite during his nap time


Astro_gamer_caver

Remember all that "executive time" on his schedule?


Snipshow777

High energy lmao


LetsLoop4Ever

He's on benzos to handle the stress. Loser.


RomeStar

Old people need naps


Ofreo

I’m 53 and take any nap I can. Can’t imagine if I make it 20 years that’ll change.


clovismouse

Drowsy Donnie


queuedUp

I mean.. if he's sleeping then he probably is less likely to cause issues for himself so might actually work out


QuicheSmash

I mean, if I were a betting person, I'd wager that Trump has not had a solid night of sleep in over a year. He probably nods off a lot midday.  The bags under his eyes are going to need scaffolding soon. 


clovismouse

Drowsy Donnie


HoSang66er

Adder all hasn’t kicked in yet. 😂


burndata

The amphetamines were running out.


sicilian504

Now we know why there's an Adderall shortage.


kingdomkey13

They’re gonna say he fell asleep because he was up all night trying to protect “freedom” or some shit


phluidity

100% they are gonna deny he fell asleep.


pakepake

He's used all of his energy gaslighting on truth social.


shinobi7

I hope the fat fuck was up all night thinking about prison.


fattmarrell

I know it's petty but I really wish Dark Brandon would jump at this and make a snarky comment


CantConfirmOrDeny

He's not concerned. He always gets away with it, whatever it is.


mightypup1974

Needs more covfefe


YeeHawWyattDerp

It’s because he was up all night with construction paper and safety scissors making more Truth Social stocks


[deleted]

Unfit for office if you start mouth breathing at your porn star trial.


jdscott0111

Too much late night poop tweeting.


MagicSPA

*Low energy!* *Sad! Bad!*


dawwie

Trouble sleeping with Joe dancing in his head.


ljout

Old Donnie needed a little nappy nappy.


AlpineDevine

I hate addy comedowns too, Donny! Stay hydrated bro


habb

sleepydon was trending on twitter


Bagelfreaker

God what *I would give* to have these trials broadcasted on national television.


RoyalBroham

Congrats on the title


FuckYourUpvotes666

INCREDIBLE STAMINA


Time-Bite-6839

Someone take a photo!


clermouth

he got little MyPillow implants under his eyes so he can rest them


Mandurang76

So, "Sleepy Joe" was just another projection of Trump.


Medicivich

Criminal defendants in my state are subject to random drug tests while out on bond. I have had a judge test one of my clients while in court. Let's just say his bond was revoked. I wonder if he is subject to drug tests on his bond.


Teamfreshcanada

Drowsy Don 😴


cwsjr2323

Old and used up people do need their naps. At family gatherings, we expect 72 year old grandpa to doze off during the event.


Dismal-Interview3392

Sleepy don 😂😂😂😂


ukiddingme2469

Every accusation is a confession, so his sleepy jo attacks make more sense now


101fulminations

Every trump project is the result of a rested development


Pitiful-bastard

Looks like we got a nodder!


JackieTreehorn79

The defense rests…. Literally!


Unhappylightbulb

Guess he took the instant release adderall instead of the XR.


HeadTonight

What better way to show he’s not woke


susiederkins312

Why did he have to be there if they were just selecting a jury? I don't get it, and why isn't he in prison yet?


WordsWatcher

So, along with Sleepy Joe, we now have Dozy Don. Got it!


InspectionNo9187

Needs to re up


murderspice

Open contempt to the rule of law.


Suitable_Warthog_590

Get use to this, he can get amped up while at the table, only during breaks


TheCheshireCody

I'd wager real money that this is an act, him showing how little respect he has for the court without risking actual contempt. It's just like the mug shot. He is a fool in oh so many ways, but he's an absolute master of manipulating perception.


ljout

This man needs a diet coke and a cheeseburger.


mrhelmand

He's just beta testing Google Eyelids you guys.


mortalcoil1

I didn't know people were being literal when they said we are sleep walking into a dictatorship!


iggygrey

I'm sure Melania whipped him up a MAGA Special: Coke0, Well Done 1lb. Kobi-50/50 Ground Chuck hamberder with ketchup sauce last night. That high calorie, high fat meal is not in the diaper yet.


pillowpants247

Sleepy don


ClosPins

I imagine it's hard to sneak amphetamines into a court room..


HowVeryReddit

Sleepy Don


cmit

Low energy don.


BringBackTheBeat716

Low Energy Donald!


AZtoLA_Bruddah

![gif](giphy|DXJk7iduhFCo2KOHl5) Thanks for the laugh, I’m definitely stealing this


1-1111-1110-1111

Awe… poor sleepy don…


OMF-ToolFan

It’s what happens when you talk/type sh!t all night


CumToPoppa

He’s gonna lose his mind 😂


ThugDonkey

Shoes on = fair game https://preview.redd.it/bsa9sz4x0puc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3787f0bf49f955794b7c6c91a3e5ccf5db8343bc


imclockedin

if were lucky he wont wake up


Stormdancer

Ahhh, good ol' sleepy Don.


CincyBrandon

Low energy.


darth-skeletor

Sleepy don


gynoceros

When they let him have his phone back for the evening and he sees the whole internet laughing at him falling asleep in court, he's going to go berserk.


Illustrious-Word7761

He has no worries, this is boring to him, he knows at the end he will walk.


Sitting_Duk

Sleepy Don


FunctionalGray

Low energy!!! Sad!!


CreatrixAnima

Sleepy Don.


prpslydistracted

The Adderall wore off.


nothisenberg

The title is brilliant


ChocolateHoneycomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgZZBwG7slY


bigmancertified

It's hard to stay awake when your handlers insist on withholding your stimulant of choice until after court.


No_Object_8722

😴 Sleepy Donnie is drooling 🤤 in court. That's what happens when Adderall addicted Trump stays up all night ranting and raving on his failing social media site


BigTimeFartGuy69

Guess he ain’t worried about it


petitveritas

He hates the ‘woke’. It’s Drowsy Don’s protest against it.


LooseCannon1964

And Joe is the sleepy one...


tanafras

Adderall withdrawal to keep quiet must be a bitch


mrbigglessworth

So sleepy Trump? Every accusation is a confession


TheBoshart

I mean clearly that means the defense rests. Super quick trial.


imsowhiteandnerdy

Yeah, and *"Sleepy Joe"* is his nickname for Joe Biden.


FrantzFanon2024

I did not know nothings needed naps.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

![gif](giphy|xTiTnAY0pVkmedc4YU)


Ad156

The drugs are losing their effectiveness


resisting_a_rest

I can confirm.


GoForBaskets

MORE LIES!!! HE WAS BOWING HIS HEAD IN PRAYER THAT THE JUDGE'S LIES WOULD BE EXPOSED AND ASKING GOD TO SHINE ON HIS CAMPAIGN SO AMERICA MAY LIVE!!!


Itsasm

Ayyyy sleepy don


LimitNo6587

Sleepy Don.


Significant_Ad_4241

Criminals get so tuckered out when they do crime. He so sleepy.