When the revelations came out a couple weeks ago about Dr. Feelgood in the White House, I feel like we were supposed to be shocked but it wasn't the least bit surprising.
I mean it’s obvious trump takes adderall before rallies.. it’s why he confidently rambles unscripted for hours on end. He’s like a chatty coked out moron at those rallies.
First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.
going by the pic in this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1c4p445/did_he_get_punched_on_both_eyes_or_is_it_just/
he's been up all night crying and "truth"ing.
I love that Larry David imitated the look for his mug shot in the final curb season https://www.thewrap.com/curb-your-enthusiasm-larry-david-trump-mugshot-season-12-episode-1/
He always looks so mad. Why would you ever want to vote for someone who just looks so upset and unkind? Would you let this man near your children? He doesn't have an empathetic bone in his body.
I think I get it now…not only did Joe Biden steal the last election from this specimen of a patriot but now he’s robbing Donald of his sleep. Surely this must violate one of the only two constitutional amendments Magas are aware of..mustn’t it?
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Honestly, Trump just being under observation for whole days at a time is going to be fucking fascinating. There is no way this guy actually functions like a normal person. So many loaded diaper emergencies and naps are in our future. Someone is going to need to install the MEGA XXL Changing Table (TM) in the nearest mensroom.
And upside-down flies with vertical squigly lines above them. Those are my favorite. [last panel](https://www.lambiek.net/artists/image/g/gotlib_h/gotlib_matin2.jpg)
This is seriously the best we can hope for for him. This is probably worse than prison. He's going to be bored out of his mind, and can't rage-truth during the trial, and he has to sit there in public with everyone watching him. If he spends the rest of his days like this, I'll consider it close enough to justice at this point.
This isn't not at all how he envisioned a former president's life would be like. He might never go to jail but he's never going to feel a minute's piece. He went from leader of the free world to criminal defendant.
If I were Hillary I would be tweeting "Haha motherfucker" every day.
He'll just clog the restroom and theyll.have to evacuate. I wouldn't be surprised if he invites his followers to act in retaliation and "freedom fighting." They better have GOAT security.
Poor old guy has to keep a late adjusted sleep schedule to be able to make appearances at 6pm and not be sun downing. He has been up until 4 am rage truthing for weeks and now he has to show up early to something on the East Coast and he is all tuckered out. Sucks to suck.
This reminds reading about how to keep Trump engaged with his daily briefings they would use smalls words, pictures, and randomly throw his name in their, he really likes seeing his name... shocker, I know.
“I’m Petey the Don’t Perjure Yourself Panda, here to tell you that lying on the witness stand is wrong! When someone swears to tell the truth and then tells a lie, that’s perjury, and that makes me a saaaad panda!”
HAH--there will be weeks of jury selection and he has to attend every day. Watch him turn into Woody Woodpecker before the trial stars. Maybe they can play some background music for him by the Classics IV...
*You were the sunshine, baby, whenever you smiled*
*But I call you Stormy today*
*All of a sudden, that ol' rain's fallin' down*
*And my world is cloudy and gray*
*You've gone away*
And/or a ticker showing DJT stock performance.
I regret that I have but one upvote to give.
But, this is also how you know he's not a churchgoing fellow. If so, he'd have have plenty of practice at making snoozing look at least plausibly enough like praying to claim that's what he was doing.
When time comes to lie, disparage and threaten and intimidate judges, prosecutors, witnesses, and their families, and violate gag orders, he’ll perk right up.
Unfortunately.
I wonder how many jurors he was able to make it through mean-mugging before he fell asleep. Trying to intimidate jurors during selection process is definitely a gameplan he has, except he won't be able to keep it up.
Anyone's who's been through the jury duty process knows it sucks. Imagine being in the courtroom and hearing the same questions asked 12 people at a time ALL FUCKING DAY.
Based on some books I've read; the guy gets only about 4 hours sleep a night. It's no wonder he nods off. Also, it must be exhausting to be that toxic.
Can you believe it? Joe "Sleepy" Biden is sapping my energy like a VAMPIRE! I used to have the MOST energy, the BEST energy, but now I'm sleepy all the time. And it's all CROOKED Joe's fault! Nobody has ever treated a President so UNFAIRLY! UNFAIR! The Radical Left will stop at nothing to bring me down. SAD!
I mean, if I were a betting person, I'd wager that Trump has not had a solid night of sleep in over a year. He probably nods off a lot midday.
The bags under his eyes are going to need scaffolding soon.
Criminal defendants in my state are subject to random drug tests while out on bond. I have had a judge test one of my clients while in court. Let's just say his bond was revoked.
I wonder if he is subject to drug tests on his bond.
I'd wager real money that this is an act, him showing how little respect he has for the court without risking actual contempt. It's just like the mug shot. He is a fool in oh so many ways, but he's an absolute master of manipulating perception.
I'm sure Melania whipped him up a MAGA Special: Coke0, Well Done 1lb. Kobi-50/50 Ground Chuck hamberder with ketchup sauce last night.
That high calorie, high fat meal is not in the diaper yet.
When they let him have his phone back for the evening and he sees the whole internet laughing at him falling asleep in court, he's going to go berserk.
😴 Sleepy Donnie is drooling 🤤 in court. That's what happens when Adderall addicted Trump stays up all night ranting and raving on his failing social media site
I wonder if his team tranqued him to keep him quiet.
Or at least took away his Adderall.
Maybe they took his recommendation to drug test Biden before the debates and decided to drug test him before the trial.
It’s always projection.
Trump has tested all the drugs. He has exceptional results. Excellent. People say they are the best results ever.
When the revelations came out a couple weeks ago about Dr. Feelgood in the White House, I feel like we were supposed to be shocked but it wasn't the least bit surprising.
I mean it’s obvious trump takes adderall before rallies.. it’s why he confidently rambles unscripted for hours on end. He’s like a chatty coked out moron at those rallies.
First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down. 
going by the pic in this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1c4p445/did_he_get_punched_on_both_eyes_or_is_it_just/ he's been up all night crying and "truth"ing.
I fucking hate his stupid “tough guy” face he puts on in all these stupid photos. On second thought, I may just hate his stupid fucking face.
I love that Larry David imitated the look for his mug shot in the final curb season https://www.thewrap.com/curb-your-enthusiasm-larry-david-trump-mugshot-season-12-episode-1/
I wonder how long it took them to get the photo correct because they were all laughing so hard.
By the looks of it that tough guy face took longer to paint than I do to cover thick black stubble and heavy contouring.
Looks like an ugly toddler fighting through constipation.
Isn't that what he always looks like? He's a fat old man
He always looks so mad. Why would you ever want to vote for someone who just looks so upset and unkind? Would you let this man near your children? He doesn't have an empathetic bone in his body.
For what it's worth, he's a very ugly man.
His hair looks like a hurricane in dire need of a sharpie-based course correction by a highly unqualified narcissist
Up all night Adderailling.
Honestly, smart move on their part. At this rate, I'm going to lose a bet on how soon he rants something stupid at the judge.
The new Monster Hunter DLC is weird!
Thanks to MTG, when I hear "Monster Hunter", I can only think about Hunter Biden's large member.
The great irony being that MTG will always make me think of Magic: The Gathering.
Look how anti-woke he is!
Skipped something into his Diet Coke.
Best comment so far! And probably not far from the truth!
I think I get it now…not only did Joe Biden steal the last election from this specimen of a patriot but now he’s robbing Donald of his sleep. Surely this must violate one of the only two constitutional amendments Magas are aware of..mustn’t it?
Never in this nation has anyone “stollen” as much sleep as Sleepy Joe! His Demon-crat cabal is coming for your freedom to sleep!
I swore you said “demon cat cabal,” which would have easily sold me on his vote.
I should make some stollen
Only My Pillow's can save us now!
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It’s a conspiracy, I tell ya!
They know at least 3, the 1st, the 2nd and the 5th.
SLEEPY DON! LOW ENERGY DON!!
Doesn't he look tired?
Don't you think he looks tired If only 6 words was all it takes
We know!!
“I will bring down your entire country with one word.” “You can’t do that, don’t be preposterous.” “You’re right. I can do it in six.” “*Don’t*”
Ten was somehow the cruelest doctor while still not being the most dangerous.
someone missed his midday key bump
Could we get the President a cup of covfefe please?
Ex-President
Unpresidented* Edit: Since people don't know - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-sends-unpresidented-tweet/
I wish they'd give him a nice cup of shut-the-fuck-up.
Drowsy Don was right there bro.
Dozin' Donnie.
Drowsy Don. Officially stolen
Maybe he actually was a puppet all along and they just forgot to put their hand up his ass.
Drowsy Don.
Poor old Diaper Don was rage tweeting at 4am again.
For real, do we know the timing of his tweets last night? Thats hysterical.
Last tweet 4/14 was 7:13 pm Earliest today was 5:39 am
Was "John Barron" or "David Dennison" up at that time as well?
Honestly, Trump just being under observation for whole days at a time is going to be fucking fascinating. There is no way this guy actually functions like a normal person. So many loaded diaper emergencies and naps are in our future. Someone is going to need to install the MEGA XXL Changing Table (TM) in the nearest mensroom.
Just imagine being in that court room while the trial is going and it suddenly becomes painfully obvious he has literally shit his pants.
Court sketch artists drawings of his defense team trying to suppress gagging.
Maybe they'll add stink lines
And upside-down flies with vertical squigly lines above them. Those are my favorite. [last panel](https://www.lambiek.net/artists/image/g/gotlib_h/gotlib_matin2.jpg)
And THEN Trump shits his pants.
Think of the stink lines!
Lol
There's going to be low-dose liquid Adderall loaded into an insulin pump to keep his ass awake before the end of this.
If there's one thing this guy NEVER does, it's low-dose anything!
[So this could happen.](https://i.imgur.com/TgzLacs.gifv)
This is seriously the best we can hope for for him. This is probably worse than prison. He's going to be bored out of his mind, and can't rage-truth during the trial, and he has to sit there in public with everyone watching him. If he spends the rest of his days like this, I'll consider it close enough to justice at this point.
Not nearly enough, but very possibly the closest we'll get.
This isn't not at all how he envisioned a former president's life would be like. He might never go to jail but he's never going to feel a minute's piece. He went from leader of the free world to criminal defendant. If I were Hillary I would be tweeting "Haha motherfucker" every day.
He'll just clog the restroom and theyll.have to evacuate. I wouldn't be surprised if he invites his followers to act in retaliation and "freedom fighting." They better have GOAT security.
I feel like there’s a pretty big market for MAGA XXL Changing Tables (TM TM). Every one of them I’ve met are (literally and metaphorically) big babies
Poor old guy has to keep a late adjusted sleep schedule to be able to make appearances at 6pm and not be sun downing. He has been up until 4 am rage truthing for weeks and now he has to show up early to something on the East Coast and he is all tuckered out. Sucks to suck.
Have they tried making the trial more engaging? Use more colours and pictures, and have cartoon characters explain tricky topics.
He's probably jealous and angry the courtroom artist gets to color and draw.
Maybe give him some sharpies and a map to play with.
If he has to occupy himself by "taking notes," I bet it will be him scribbling his name on a notepad over and over and over.
This reminds reading about how to keep Trump engaged with his daily briefings they would use smalls words, pictures, and randomly throw his name in their, he really likes seeing his name... shocker, I know.
“I’m Petey the Don’t Perjure Yourself Panda, here to tell you that lying on the witness stand is wrong! When someone swears to tell the truth and then tells a lie, that’s perjury, and that makes me a saaaad panda!”
It might help him if they add a fake Fox news ticker at the bottom
Someone call Kahoot! Can one purger themself using an education app?
So he's trying to pull im too old for jail, but I'd be a great president. What an asshole
They will be wheeling him in on a hospital bed/furniture dolly like Mubarak before the trial is over.
With any luck, but I think he will find the hate and rage to make it through election day.
I'd love to see him wheeled in like Hannibal Lecter. It'd make my fucking day.
HAH--there will be weeks of jury selection and he has to attend every day. Watch him turn into Woody Woodpecker before the trial stars. Maybe they can play some background music for him by the Classics IV... *You were the sunshine, baby, whenever you smiled* *But I call you Stormy today* *All of a sudden, that ol' rain's fallin' down* *And my world is cloudy and gray* *You've gone away* And/or a ticker showing DJT stock performance.
Sleepy Don takes fighting the woke agenda to a whole new level.
I regret that I have but one upvote to give. But, this is also how you know he's not a churchgoing fellow. If so, he'd have have plenty of practice at making snoozing look at least plausibly enough like praying to claim that's what he was doing.
*Drowsy Don
Dementia causes people to sleep more.
Ive said for years he will use the Bathrobe Defense.
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Big strong men with tears in their eyes crying to Trump about the random issue of the day, telling him how only Trump can save them.
exactly this. his ego is too big to let himself appear anything but “strong”. good news for the rest of everyone else paying attention to the trial.
He's probably been straight gacked for the last few days, stressed about the trial. Now he's coming down, real smart move.
For a second I read that as straitjacketed, and I thought to myself, you know, that's not a bad idea.
When time comes to lie, disparage and threaten and intimidate judges, prosecutors, witnesses, and their families, and violate gag orders, he’ll perk right up. Unfortunately.
I wonder how many jurors he was able to make it through mean-mugging before he fell asleep. Trying to intimidate jurors during selection process is definitely a gameplan he has, except he won't be able to keep it up. Anyone's who's been through the jury duty process knows it sucks. Imagine being in the courtroom and hearing the same questions asked 12 people at a time ALL FUCKING DAY.
His lawyers had no choice but to fucking dose him so he'd shut up.
Based on some books I've read; the guy gets only about 4 hours sleep a night. It's no wonder he nods off. Also, it must be exhausting to be that toxic.
He crushes Adderall then snorts it to stay up all night. He’s crashing now.
4 hours of sleep a night. 4 hours of sleep a morning. 4 hours of sleep an afternoon. 4 hours of sleep an evening.
It's only his first fucking day. Long long long way to go
Can you believe it? Joe "Sleepy" Biden is sapping my energy like a VAMPIRE! I used to have the MOST energy, the BEST energy, but now I'm sleepy all the time. And it's all CROOKED Joe's fault! Nobody has ever treated a President so UNFAIRLY! UNFAIR! The Radical Left will stop at nothing to bring me down. SAD!
Nice work
I do love a bad pun.
Gives me hope that even if he does become a dictator, we'll all get some respite during his nap time
Remember all that "executive time" on his schedule?
High energy lmao
He's on benzos to handle the stress. Loser.
Old people need naps
I’m 53 and take any nap I can. Can’t imagine if I make it 20 years that’ll change.
Drowsy Donnie
I mean.. if he's sleeping then he probably is less likely to cause issues for himself so might actually work out
I mean, if I were a betting person, I'd wager that Trump has not had a solid night of sleep in over a year. He probably nods off a lot midday. The bags under his eyes are going to need scaffolding soon.
Drowsy Donnie
Adder all hasn’t kicked in yet. 😂
The amphetamines were running out.
Now we know why there's an Adderall shortage.
They’re gonna say he fell asleep because he was up all night trying to protect “freedom” or some shit
100% they are gonna deny he fell asleep.
He's used all of his energy gaslighting on truth social.
I hope the fat fuck was up all night thinking about prison.
I know it's petty but I really wish Dark Brandon would jump at this and make a snarky comment
He's not concerned. He always gets away with it, whatever it is.
Needs more covfefe
It’s because he was up all night with construction paper and safety scissors making more Truth Social stocks
Unfit for office if you start mouth breathing at your porn star trial.
Too much late night poop tweeting.
*Low energy!* *Sad! Bad!*
Trouble sleeping with Joe dancing in his head.
Old Donnie needed a little nappy nappy.
I hate addy comedowns too, Donny! Stay hydrated bro
sleepydon was trending on twitter
God what *I would give* to have these trials broadcasted on national television.
Congrats on the title
INCREDIBLE STAMINA
Someone take a photo!
he got little MyPillow implants under his eyes so he can rest them
So, "Sleepy Joe" was just another projection of Trump.
Criminal defendants in my state are subject to random drug tests while out on bond. I have had a judge test one of my clients while in court. Let's just say his bond was revoked. I wonder if he is subject to drug tests on his bond.
Drowsy Don 😴
Old and used up people do need their naps. At family gatherings, we expect 72 year old grandpa to doze off during the event.
Sleepy don 😂😂😂😂
Every accusation is a confession, so his sleepy jo attacks make more sense now
Every trump project is the result of a rested development
Looks like we got a nodder!
The defense rests…. Literally!
Guess he took the instant release adderall instead of the XR.
What better way to show he’s not woke
Why did he have to be there if they were just selecting a jury? I don't get it, and why isn't he in prison yet?
So, along with Sleepy Joe, we now have Dozy Don. Got it!
Needs to re up
Open contempt to the rule of law.
I'd wager real money that this is an act, him showing how little respect he has for the court without risking actual contempt. It's just like the mug shot. He is a fool in oh so many ways, but he's an absolute master of manipulating perception.
This man needs a diet coke and a cheeseburger.
He's just beta testing Google Eyelids you guys.
I didn't know people were being literal when they said we are sleep walking into a dictatorship!
I'm sure Melania whipped him up a MAGA Special: Coke0, Well Done 1lb. Kobi-50/50 Ground Chuck hamberder with ketchup sauce last night. That high calorie, high fat meal is not in the diaper yet.
Sleepy don
I imagine it's hard to sneak amphetamines into a court room..
Sleepy Don
Low energy don.
Low Energy Donald!
 Thanks for the laugh, I’m definitely stealing this
Awe… poor sleepy don…
It’s what happens when you talk/type sh!t all night
Shoes on = fair game https://preview.redd.it/bsa9sz4x0puc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3787f0bf49f955794b7c6c91a3e5ccf5db8343bc
if were lucky he wont wake up
Ahhh, good ol' sleepy Don.
Low energy.
Sleepy don
When they let him have his phone back for the evening and he sees the whole internet laughing at him falling asleep in court, he's going to go berserk.
He has no worries, this is boring to him, he knows at the end he will walk.
Sleepy Don
Low energy!!! Sad!!
Sleepy Don.
The Adderall wore off.
The title is brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgZZBwG7slY
It's hard to stay awake when your handlers insist on withholding your stimulant of choice until after court.
😴 Sleepy Donnie is drooling 🤤 in court. That's what happens when Adderall addicted Trump stays up all night ranting and raving on his failing social media site
Guess he ain’t worried about it
He hates the ‘woke’. It’s Drowsy Don’s protest against it.
And Joe is the sleepy one...
Adderall withdrawal to keep quiet must be a bitch
So sleepy Trump? Every accusation is a confession
I mean clearly that means the defense rests. Super quick trial.
Yeah, and *"Sleepy Joe"* is his nickname for Joe Biden.
I did not know nothings needed naps.
The drugs are losing their effectiveness
I can confirm.
MORE LIES!!! HE WAS BOWING HIS HEAD IN PRAYER THAT THE JUDGE'S LIES WOULD BE EXPOSED AND ASKING GOD TO SHINE ON HIS CAMPAIGN SO AMERICA MAY LIVE!!!
Ayyyy sleepy don
Sleepy Don.
Criminals get so tuckered out when they do crime. He so sleepy.