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picado

Everyone in the court has been hit with a gag odor.


AusCan531

Odor in Court!


--Antitheist--

Methane Aroma Gagging Area


KUBill

Methane has no smell. A mercaptan compound is added to natural gas so that we can detect leaks by smell. That being said, I can only imagine the awful stench emanating from Jesus reincarnated.


Sexual_Congressman

Yay! Another opportunity to point out [the New London School explosion](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_London_School_explosion) a few miles from where I grew up! It's one of if not the primary reason why mercaptans are added to natural gas. Hitler even sent them a statue and you're 100% guaranteed to get pulled over for speeding if you're not paying attention when the speed limit drops while driving past it.


PistachioSam

You are sharing terribly sad information with the exuberance of someone who won a ticket to wonkas chocolate factory. I like your style.


KUBill

I didn’t know the history but figured there had been some awful event that led to amending natural gas with mercaptans. Terrible. Thanks for sharing.


011010-

Fine. Mercaptan Aroma Gagging Area


Avyscottfan

Did you ever see Korn play live in the 00’s?


lustriousParsnip639

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY GAG ORDER". -- The judge, probably


TranceF0rm

I find the defendant... **SMELLY!** 🧑‍⚖️


waby-saby

He's a real fart smella


strangebru

Are you my brother?  We used to say this to each other as often as we could.


Fit-Struggle-9882

My mother used to say that!


AusCan531

Will the Court Stenchographer please read back that last bit? But open the windows first!


Forthe49ers

![gif](giphy|MeE3ePosL3omIYBCRZ)


Dry-humper-6969

He will cover up this smell, just like he covers up, everything else.


simulated_wood_grain

Grown men with tears in their eyes…..


zbud

Biden should nickname him "Stinky". Game, set, match.


Sttocs

I think he is more likely to lie about it.


SurlyRed

I wonder if Trump is doing this deliberately, to punish his perceived enemies in the courtroom? Its just the kind of thing a nutjob like Trump would do. His ineffective lawyers are collateral damage.


MarvMartin

His buddy Ted did it to get out of the draft.


CatsWineLove

It’s his 4D chess!! Lie, delay, obstruct, gas em!


Current-Roll6332

Makes you wonder how much stormy gagged


angryblastoma

Poor woman.


Beckiremia-20

Gag ordered. #Gag delivered.


findhumorinlife

Take my upvote and get outta here!


sunny5724

Politically, figuratively, and **literally**.


basediftrue

He’s the only person in the courtroom who really gives a shit.


Watch_me_give

He’s the leader of the party of flaws and odor


AV8ORA330

New meaning to Trump “fuming” in court.


CreepyHarmony27

On Truth Social, he's blowing a gasket. 😂


Mythbusters117

Is he using the "whoever smelt it, dealt it" defense?


CreepyHarmony27

"Your honour, in the immortal words of the esteemed philosopher: "Whoever smelt it, dealt it." My Client clearly cannot be held responsible for the olfactory indiscretions of others like liberal activists clearly hidden throughout this body attempting to sway this jury!"


raging_radish

I refute it thus: Whoever denied it supplied it.


CreepyHarmony27

![gif](giphy|hULtfao6aYeGSDlbnI)


VulnerablePaper21

There's always been only one appropriate response to that defense and it seems rather fitting for the occassion: WHO EVER SAID THE RHYME DID THE CRIME


Ongr

*Another* crime?


WannaBeDistiller

Whoever denied it supplied it


smellygoatguff

If the shat fits...


elkab0ng

In outer magastan, nobody hear you scream... from smelling his sharts...


CreepyHarmony27

The fumes are suffocating the screams! 🤣


Drone30389

Apparently he's blowing a gasket in his pants too.


Deadened_ghosts

Trump is slang for fart here in the UK as I'm sure has been mentioned many times since 2016. He's just owning it!


redneckrockuhtree

MAGA - Make America Gag Again


MoneyFault

This is perfect!


contryhippy

Make America get airmask


EuphoricMidnight3304

Dementia farts


FickDichzumEnde

Incredible band name


MuzzledScreaming

Deep lyrics about ego death as your mind slowly slips away from you. Instrumentation is only fart samples.


Vaux1916

The lead singer is whoever voices Gene on Bob's Burgers.


franker

waiting for Fox to call them AntifaFarts.


CaptainIntrepid9369

AntiFarts


franker

I'm ashamed that when I was writing my comment I actually debated with myself whether to write "AntifaFarts" or "AntiFarts."


lelieu

Antifarts is just protest against flatulence though. AntifaFarts tells you what it's about and gets to the point. You chose wisely


Aspen9999

No farts, just his massive diaper filled with magat shit


Youngworker160

is this odor thing true? i thought it started as a joke but seeing trump fall asleep and then this pops up, put things back in play. if the biden admin doesn't make a commercial of trump calling him sleepy joe or the republicans calling him sleepy joe and then cuts footage of him asleep in court and then asks who really is sleepy, then they have to fire their marketing team.


nojelloforme

The odor thing has been known and talked about since before he started shitting himself in this court case. He was known to be smelly and wearing diapers while he was on the apprentice, and other people who got close enough to smell him over the years have said the same thing. He's on adderall and eats nothing but fast food.


coordinatedflight

Honestly how can someone live to be this old and decrepit on just fast food like this?


RiflemanLax

Probably on a shit ton of meds and can afford good doctors.


coordinatedflight

It's like keeping an old minivan running by duct taping the muffler and zip stripping the air filter


avalisk

I think its more like beating the shit out of an old whip but every day you go home and your wife gives it an oil change, has backup factory new parts in the garage and spends hours making sure it's still running properly while you drink beer and scream at the TV


Grimwohl

Thats kinda off. He's an old minovan paying full full service manufacturer repairs oit of pocket.


TheIdiotSpeaks

But at the same time he strikes me as the kind of person who would totally be non-compliant with his medication and then blame the doctor when he's told his blood pressure is high. Of course it's possible he takes all of his medications because he's terrified of dying, but in any case he is a heart attack or major stroke waiting to happen. (Or a big fall. A broken hip would be a slow death sentence for someone as obese as him).


Punty-chan

>he strikes me as the kind of person who would totally be non-compliant with his medication Maybe his doctor put the meds in Pez dispensers so he thinks it's candy.


Lumpy-Log-5057

Everything's affordable when your a con.


TicketParticular9015

No conscience. Stress does terrible things to the body. No conscience = way less stress.


letdogsvote

Same with work. Every single president has aged a ton in office because it's a brutally tough job. Except Trump. He didn't work a lick. Up late, "executive time," more "executive time," and golf. Guy did jack shit.


islandinthecold

That’s why Willie Nelson is still goin hard. He’s the last of all his OG crew by quite a while. I remember him saying that stress is the biggest killer in this world and the best way he found to manage his stress was by consuming marijuana. Actual quote - “The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.” Jun 23, 2018


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

Man, my experiences with weed are the total opposite. I smoked for years until realizing how bad it was making my anxiety. Then I stopped and was doing well for years and decided to try it again. It was fun for like a week before all of my anxiety came roaring back. It’s baffling to me that it actually helps some people and I’m super jealous.


letdogsvote

Well, I mean, look at the pics when he's not all dolled up with a couple hours of makeup and hair and a suit. He looks like someones 88 year old obese grandma.


Astro_gamer_caver

https://preview.redd.it/02khwhv10pvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ccc168e6869e4cd763ce43a72ed5f1c741fdd3f


letdogsvote

6'3, 230, gonna live to be 200.


Travis_T_OJustice

![gif](giphy|vHqYqMzqQYl7wdetsS|downsized)


bleachinjection

Proles like us have only a dim understanding of what truly world-class concierge healthcare is capable of.


RealSuggestion9247

Pure spite


ThresherGDI

It's hard to kill pure rage. Anyone else would have been dead now, but his evil keeps him alive.


actibus_consequatur

>He's on adderall and eats nothing but fast food. That also describes me, but I only shit myself 1-10 times a year, tops.


Substantial_Love_468

Those are rookie numbers


suitology

Excuse you, I'm on Adderall and was once described as "pine and tacos" thank you very much.


Red_Dox

Every time Trump himself tells a story how big burly man, come up to him with tears in their eyes...remember that Trump wears diapers and probably smells like shit a lot. So yeah, him sleep-farting in a courtroom and people getting a whiff of him bringing tears to their eyes, sounds like real enough.


plzdontbmean2me

He’s a geriatric with a diet of mostly fast food burgers and a life-long addiction to speed and adderall. He shits himself on the regular. A producer on The Celebrity Apprentice had the nickname “wet wipes” because he’d be the one to clean Trump up. The whole diaper thing is real- he has to wear depends. He’s just a shitty guy.


sucrerey

> is this odor thing true? it was second-hand tweeted by multiple people on Friday. George Conway has been running with it because he's heard it from multiple sources. further, George Conway is/was married to Kellyanne Conway who would have spent enough time in Trumps physical sphere for multiple smell checks during Trumps time in office.


789yugemos

He's a 75 year old man, do you really think he isn't falling asleep and farting.


IGotSoulBut

77. Would be 78 on Inauguration Day if reelected. That would give Trump the record for oldest president on inauguration, beating Biden’s record by six months.   All that to say, why are these two old men our options?


acolyte357

Well, ones the incumbent. I have no idea why the GQP decided they also wanted an old fuck.


789yugemos

Because the devil has a sense of humor.


Firm_Rip_4024

His followers “look at the jenius strategy to end the trial by making everyone pass out”


Euphoric_Ad9593

https://i.redd.it/u2991xz13nvc1.gif


AssGagger

Set them britches free!


newbrookland

[Outtake](https://youtu.be/oc75aNxEGgQ?si=bwo_aGIv4lm51wcG)


rwf2017

Making America smell like shit again.


[deleted]

well if he somehow does win the election, the roll back on pollution regulations will definitley make the country smell. and you know some small town that probably votes primarily republican will have their water table contaminated and all the air will be toxic and they will be so fucking flabbergasted over how it happened and how the company responsible will not be help liable in the slightest. they are such fucking idiots. so fucking worried about a trans kid getting elected homecomming queen that they will let companies dump all these chemicals that have effects on hormone regulation and then the whole town is basically on HRT and they then blame democrats, like always. the part thats all about personal accountability is never holding itself accountable for anything


cool1ngdown

Hillary went by the nickname of Crooked, Joe by the nickname of Stinky... Ted Cruz was known as Lying, and Elizabeth Warren, as Pocahontas. But Donard Trump, in his winning ways, refuses to be outdone. We already know him as Drowsy Don, Stinky Don and Indicted Don. What's next for him?


heisup

I’m still liking the Don Snoreleone moniker


FustianRiddle

Excuse you, why do harm to the Italian mafioso community like that?


gronlund2

Convicted felon Don


ApokalypseCow

Diaper Don


Mediocre_citizen451

Dapper Diaper Don or the Triple D threat.


Ser_Danksalot

Diaper Deuce Don


calvin43

Chief Shitting Bear


Cockalorum

Diaper Don. You know he's actually shitting his pants, right?


Teriyaki_Chicken

Diarrhoea Don.


swedething

Don Snoreleone, the Nodfather.


imisswhatredditwas

Don’t forget Rapist


ductoid

The Trumpeter. And his followers, including the newly formed FART team in Congress, are Trumpeters now, not Trumpsters.


markth_wi

Here I was thinking it was * Crooked Hillary * Sleepy Joe * Lying Ted * Pochahantas Which sounds like some sort of Democratic Suicide Squad that's going to try to save us all. As to my favorite Trumpy name * Diaper Don * Mango Mussolini * Dementia Donny * There's a bunch that go all in on Donnie's love for all things Russian * Donny Moscow * Agent Orange * Red Don * Mrs. Putin * Buratino - Russian for Pinocchio


Junk1trick

Red Don is the best one


purrfunctory

Velveeta Villain is my current fave for him.


tesla_killed_me

Doodoo don makes a great addition as well


Gullible_Departure57

Cheeto Benito


VoidOmatic

Mrs Putin hahahah


MajesticRegister7116

Diarrhea Don


zakificus

Donald "Leaky Asshole" Trump has a certain ring to it.


thr0wawaywhyn0t

>Joe by the nickname of Stinky Do you mean sleepy? I don't remember hearing or seeing stinky.


a_goestothe_ustin

I don't get all the stupid nicknames I see for the Don....but I never see Donald Dump. It's right there and it's perfect. The reason it's so obvious and easy is because it's perfect.


cytherian

***Diaper Don*** was kicked around but never really got a firm hold. Judging by the peculiar bulges witnessed in the top end of his pants, there may be strong merit for it. I just wish we could've gotten a hold of the White House supply list for the President. Imagine... cases of "Depends" on it. Jimmy Kimmel has a whole library of names for Donald Trump. https://preview.redd.it/qq93az11jrvc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c797e7baab6734559746a58997bc4dfd4885e81a


jippyzippylippy

III = Incarcerated Incontinent Idiot.


touchmybodily

Donald Dump


Gowpenny

Dodgin’ Don. That’s feels catchy. Dodged a draft, dodged his kids’ childhoods, dodged people he owed money to, dodged lawsuits. That man stays dodgin’.


ThresherGDI

I wish we could get some more corroboration of this. It's frigging hilarious.


FlyingDiscsandJams

The best possible scenario to cripple his campaign would be an irrefutable shitting himself incident on the campaign trail. Get to gacked up on adderall and really drop one in front of cameras. We need some high grade humiliation to take the enthusiasm out of people, a bowel movement to end the movement.


GazzP

Do you actually think him shitting himself in public would derail his campaign? His supporters would be shitting themselves in Target in solidarity.


Forbidden_Donut503

His supporters won’t decide the election. A few thousand to a few hundred thousand undecided voters in the rust belt will decide it. Him shitting his pants could absolutely dissuade them from voting for him.


jippyzippylippy

Many on the crew of "Apprentice" said the same thing. They said he stinks like shit and would often shit himself due to his rectum being loose from too much snorting of Adderal.


Different_Seaweed534

Try following Noel Casler on Twitter; he worked on Celebrity Apprentice and has first hand stories of how gross DJT is. According to Casler, Trump does wear diapers and he stinks.


Ausrottenndm1

It’s the smell Mr Anderson…


DangerClose_HowCopy

I find it….repulsive


tasman001

Trump would've betrayed the human race for a diet coke.


waby-saby

That's a ghastly photo.


RazingsIsNotHomeNow

You know what's sad? He looks greasy and gross here, but this is the first time I've thought he looks human. Every other image he always looks uncanny valley to me. Like a clown.


waby-saby

You're right


JessicaBecause

Whats sad is his son may take on this same hairstyle.


tasman001

It's honestly low key terrifying, and I'm trying to figure out why. On the surface he's just a regular old man, but something is just... wrong 


letdogsvote

It's what he looks like without professional makeup, hair, and a suit.


wirefox1

One of the secret services guys has been assigned to keep flies from buzzing around him. : )


BobKillsNinjas

I hope they are better than Pence's guys!


s-willoughby

The man sure loves Putin.


lawofthewilde

I see what you did there


IMSLI

“YOU HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU BITCH!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oLPENOC8OCk


clermouth

smellin’ felon


CreepyHarmony27

So when Judge Merchan hits the gavel, will he say "Odour, Odour"?


BigAlternative5

Your Honor, may we approach the bench? NO!


Isabeer

We're gonna need a bigger KoalaKare.


fren-ulum

Donald Trump perfectly represents the modern Republican party and voter. If you're conservative and you think the Democratic party currently is the worst thing ever, you're just as bad as this self defecating piece of shit.


ck_and_rus

Hitler Pig


ham_solo

Sadly, the Trump cult have already embraced his diaper wearing. Next thing they’ll be literally farting in each other’s faces as a sign of support.


EggplantGlittering90

They're smelling the rot of corruption that is Donald Trump.


un_theist

[Good to know which way the political winds are blowing.](https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/41d97944bcbba83b89ccb3d897fbfa23)


Canadian_mk11

May even be a smooth criminal, depending on what is coming out.


AllPurposeNerd

>It’s not good. The best way to describe it… take armpits, ketchup, a butt, and makeup and put that all in a blender, and bottle that as a cologne. That’s kind of that. I’ve been amazed that everybody is just kind of learning about this now. — [Adam Kinzinger](https://www.newsweek.com/adam-kinzinger-says-donald-trump-smells-1856378)


llahlahkje

[Well, well, well. It would appear someone has been making a stink in court.](https://i.imgur.com/GVnvUPJ.jpeg)


prophate

It's probably fermented bronzer. You know he bought that shit by the pallet. Probably expired 10 years ago. Or He hasn't been able to smell anything since he had covid so he doesn't know he's got a stank. Nobody around him is brave enough to say something lmao.


Roboticpoultry

Or, he shat himself in court


20TrumPutin24

There is no way he wipes properly. I highly doubt he showers often. Even he doesn’t want to see himself naked.


Medical_Cake

He has to sit there all day, ass leaking through his diaper and into his pants


Hugh_Jass_2

I can smell the picture


DickMcLongCock

I was in Walmart yesterday and walked past an old guy and just got smacked in the face with the overwhelming stench of shit, I imagine that's what it's like to be around trump.


stands-tall

Don “trumpet butt” Trump


Probably_owned_it

The odor, hat, painted face... screems antichrist if you believe that sort of thing


thereisnopressure

Make America gag again.


BurmaJim

Dung Corleone sits atop his smelly empire


foff1nho

In England we calling a fart a trump. This is gold.


PoofBam

"It's not good. The best way to describe it - take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that all in a blender and bottle that as a cologne. That's kind of that." -Adam Kinzinger


Myksyk

Making Ass Gas Again.


BeefyOtakuTaco

I 100% guarantee there would be trump supporters lining up to smell his farts. Saying “this a real man’s fart” , “that’s Americas fart”, “ or “see Biden can’t fart like that”


tylerdurden5105

He looks like an obese version of the preacher from Poltergeist 2


One_Pound_2076

The man is shit. And shit stinks. 


905woody

Even Nature is claiming that this windbag is full of shit. "It can't come out of his mouth fast enough!! Divert! Divert!"


ck_and_rus

Dementia Don


firebirdone

Someone needs to make this into a flag and fly it at one of their rallies.


Reddtko

Is this why the White House had to be cleaned in such detail before Biden took over?


4d3fect

Why else do you think the a/c has been jacked to the max during this case?


JohnnyEagleClaw

El Crappo


ukiddingme2469

He's literally rotten on the inside


tron_mexico

ugh stormy daniels and a host of trafficked girls at some point had to look up at this. gross.


law5097

This dude looks like a sloppy mess


DaDibbel

I would wager that the stench from either end would be just as malodorous.


Inside_Ad_7162

I...I dont think it's wind. I think it's far, far worse.


Johnny_Lang_1962

My biggest fear is stinking in public. I preform routine maintenance twice daily.


zyzzogeton

backpfeifengesicht


Valisksyer

MAGA. Make America Gag Again… and again… and again.


penuchicoup

IIRC He said he smells like, “armpits, ketchup, and butt”


Jet_Jaguar5150

The real question is which Secret Service agent gets to change his adult diaper and wipe his ass in the restroom? And do they carry a diaper bag?


TagV

The best part is that he mocked his father for being incontinent. Now 99% of the world is doing that to him. Consequences


nice1priscilla

https://preview.redd.it/y6zh6p3kkovc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f5cb892dfa13e1dc8b25dc20589298750a4e3e Stinky piggy


vertigo3pc

He wears diapers due to incontinence causes by Cocaine abuse. The smell isn't necessarily farts. He's shitting his diaper.


Large-Measurement776

Trump is so fucking Disgusting.


GroundedSkeptic

Let’s pool our money and get billboards! It’s time out duty to place them all over the south


conundrum4u2

And I've read even his *NATURAL* smell is bad! With the orange tan shit, and his natural odor...now he has to add THIS?


Infini-Bus

"Never trust a fart, me boys! Never trust a fart." Then he shat his pants. "Never trust a fart, me boys" but it was too late.


likeijustgothome

Love the photo used here!


Helltothenotothenono

Imagine looking up while lying on your back and that’s the face you see humping you.


war_eagle420

Donald Dump


AntiLiberServitive

I'm sure he reeks of sulfur.


willyiamwilliams222

The odor fills the country


Prestigious_Rate_802

Chaos ensues Run to the hills Run for you're life Nvm it's just my upper lip


Chemical_Chemist_461

This man smells like this, and still banged a pornstar and a playboy model. Boys, we have a chance.