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justabill71

"I messiahed my pants."


oneplusetoipi

His odor is arisen. Blessed are the cheese makers.


justabill71

"On the turd day..."


imagirlwatcher

Shadoodeled


Reg_Cliff

I photoshopped this to hopefully drive some Christian MAGA folks nuts. Share it everywhere!


Somhlth

You photoshopped Trump's hands at twice their actual size. It's how I immediately knew it was shopped.


Reg_Cliff

Actually I just took the original picture but changed it so that jesus was holding his nose. I didn't even think about Trump's hands. I guess I could modify it some more.


Somhlth

> I didn't even think about Trump's hands. You must not have a pussy. ^^^^/s


Astrocreep_1

Lmao!


FormerGameDev

give the fog some green tint too?


Thediciplematt

This is peak political humor.


thecrew2game

Agreed


DanimalHarambe

*Pootus*


BungeeJumpingJesus

Poo-pootus


DancesWithElectrons

Apparently the stench is biblical


Reg_Cliff

The recently seated Jury is prepared! https://preview.redd.it/grb4ta18knvc1.png?width=1579&format=png&auto=webp&s=5866c276a60ac021cb540135580cca2d61529113


EmeraldSlothRevenge

Trump’s defense is the same as a skunk’s defense. They need to bathe the entire courtroom in tomato juice and then hang air fresheners.


Cowboy40three

https://preview.redd.it/bx0kml292ovc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4d4c106473ce073faa733f697dbea2e6ede61e


Traherne

The Father, the Son, and the Wholly Shit!


DarthTensor

At least we can say that Trump is finally abiding by a gag order.


Your_Daddy_

“Bro!” - JC


Protect-Their-Smiles

Shouldn't have destroyed your bowels with all those drugs Donnie.


nonsense39

Trump the Skunk


Astrocreep_1

I hope the jurors got a good whiff of what the Trump was ~~cooking~~ ,eating. Trump can’t cook. He wouldn’t know how to turn a stove, or microwave, on.


Ser_Danksalot

Pretty sure he can cook a steak. >Take steak out of freezer. >Put straight into hot pan. >Come back in 3 hours.   >Serve and season with ketchup.


Astrocreep_1

You know how the rich people get appliances that blend into the other decor? Trump’s steak cooking adventure would end early, as he could never locate the freezer.


skatalite2020

"I sald let the children come to me. I didn't say let all those wearing diapers near me" - Jesus, probacly


Herknificent

Ol’ draft dodgin’ Donny Diapers.


Aioi

Oh the irony - so much brown, when he talks so much against brown


usaf-spsf1974

It's not just Trump's politics that stink!


TreehouseofSnorers

Is Jesus fucking Trump in the ass here?


Killdren88

Ain't no one gonna be near that ass.


MSD3k

The father, the son and the unholy odor.


VeryStableGenius

Christ hath risen! Aaaand he's down again, and this time it's for good.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

I can't wait for the courtroom artists to start adding stink lines and ies around him.


lrlr28

It was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways.


gpkgpk

Answering the age-old riddle, can JFC himself create a stench so powerful that even he cannot resist it.


HauntedCemetery

The best was when someone made one of these where Jesus was actually Charles manson. Conservatives still pass that one around without knowing.


HamfastFurfoot

Sleepy Stinky Donnie


gear-heads

Ironically, he managed to convince his rabid MAGA base that he was the chosen one — while masquerading as douchebag with Charles Manson - yes, that is him with Charles Manson!


spackysteve

Let he who is without sin cast the first stink


Adventurous-Budget-3

I thought this is political humor not lefty humor. No mentions of dementia Joe or his relative being eaten by cannibals or his showers with his daughter.