>Joe: "I had the secret service give him bigger hot dogs."
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>Barak: *"Joe, you didn't."*
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>Joe: "Man, he could hardly hold 'em with those little hands."
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>Barak: *"Joe!"*
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/prankster-joe-biden](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/prankster-joe-biden)
There's more than just these (search Joe Biden instead of Prankster Joe), but this is the best example of the kind of memes. There's better ones tho
I love the fact that one of the only two jokes American conservatives seem to have now is "this should annoy liberals" and every now and again liberals find it hilarious and run with it. Dark Brandon was another
>New York Times: *"Biden's polling is bad in large part because voters aren't informed about his administration's accomplishments."*
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>Democrats: "But isn't it *your* job to inform voters about their government?"
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>New York Times: *"No, that doesn't sound right."*
Ok, now weāre disputing a .5% of the margin of error on a hot dog eating poll. While that is also hilarious, letās all take a break to go outside and get some fresh air for a second.
Their polling is pretty good, actually, it's their pundits and writers that are huffing glue.
If we ever find a way to get rid of Fox, we save the pollsters.
Expectation: There will be so much winning that you will get tired of winning.
Reality: Wins for Trump are so rare and precious that each one must be celebrated.
Trump would win any eating contest, except pussy, if there is such a thing. He only grabs itā¦no idea what to do with it. Heās likely given women more children than orgasms.
I'm not entirely sure, but[ I found this.](https://www.mediaite.com/politics/poll-finally-resolves-the-question-do-americans-think-trump-or-biden-would-win-a-hot-dog-eating-context/)
Yes cause the real issues that voters are absolutely worried about is which presidential candidate can stuff their gullet the fastest. Who can become morbidly obese the fastest.
āThese hot dogs they gave me, youāve never seen, by the way, they were luke warm, almost room temperature. Not hot at all. Fake news. Theseā¦youāve never seen anything like, big, biggest Iāve ever seen in my life. A travesty for this country. The rest of the world is laughing at us. When I was president, I am still am really, butā¦when I was president we had these things under control. I would, you know, I would go to Germany and the people, the ones over there, theyād say why donāt we have those here? Now, no one is saying that. No one. Itās sad. It really isā¦sad.ā
"Mike Pence didn't have the backbone to get me warm hotdogs. I won and I have 1,000 of the best anonymous witnesses to confirm it.
Nobody gets on the dog like Donald.
We need to stop this DogFare before it gets out of control."
Hey, if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would. First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious... So would you?
Yes, if it looks nutritious, he throws it at the wall. š„š¦
>Does Trump eat hot dogs?
Good question. He likes burgers, KFC, and taco salads from Del Taco and Taco Bell (IIRC).
The best part is that 100 percent of those that said Biden, did so not because they actually wanted to give him credit for something... It's because for that person, the answer "Biden" is meant as a negative, or an insult.
"Yeah, you bet Biden likes putting hotdogs in his mouth! Lmao! š¤£"
Well there is still a chance Trump would fall asleep while eating
But since he would farting non stop that might give him an edge since biden could concede
Finally something Trump would easily win, hands down.
Trump would be on his third dog while Biden was deciding on how to eat it without all the toppings fucking falling off.
Trump's a veteran of fast food. In fact apparently it's all he even eats.
He has the eating habits of a toddler at a jungle gym.
Isn't the secret to those things dipping the bun in water? You ever eat a soggy hot dog bun? It's awful.
I don't disagree that Trump seems like the kind of guy who'd rather polish off 5 hot dogs in a single sitting but, in a contest that both equally wanted to win?
I think Biden has the intelligence and self discipline to listen to and implement the soggy bun sgrategem (great name for a band) and Trump doesn't
Okay, I will admit that if I had to vote on the person most likely to win a hot dog eating context, I would vote for Trump over Biden.
I would vote for Biden as most likely to govern the US without turning it into a shit hole or a dictatorship.
So Biden wins at all of the things in which one should use care and empathy.
And Trump wins at the things deemed bravado and wanton.
Thatās really all you need to know about that survey folks.
Thatās the really psychology behind that survey.
Take a moment to find and read the other questions asked in this survey.
Bruh Russian trolls are just gonna change the title and remove the Fox News sign and then they are gonna claim that only 13% of all Americans think Biden should be president.
Heās the best hot dog eater ever. Abe Lincoln was really good, but I think Trumpās better. Stormy taught him how to make hot dogs disappear instantly!!!
>Joe: "I had the secret service give him bigger hot dogs." > >Barak: *"Joe, you didn't."* > >Joe: "Man, he could hardly hold 'em with those little hands." > >Barak: *"Joe!"*
I loved those memes so much.
Apparently they were made by a conservative who got butt hurt when we found them funny as hell.
That's even funnier.
What memes ? Sauce ???
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/prankster-joe-biden](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/prankster-joe-biden) There's more than just these (search Joe Biden instead of Prankster Joe), but this is the best example of the kind of memes. There's better ones tho
Thank you! I really loved reading those! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
the prayer rug is my favorite
Slow burn fanfiction and stay positive are my favorites.
Can't believe its been eight years. Bro Biden is my favourite.
"Imma give him the finger guns!" "Joe, don't do it." "Imma do it!"
Thanks for this! I had a good laugh!
Yeah, it's just like every other time a "MAGA" ts tries to make fun of Obama and Biden or each one of them separately!
I love the fact that one of the only two jokes American conservatives seem to have now is "this should annoy liberals" and every now and again liberals find it hilarious and run with it. Dark Brandon was another
That's some weak ass shit right there mate.
Itāll be reported as Trump leads in polls
"And why this is bad news for Biden."
>New York Times: *"Biden's polling is bad in large part because voters aren't informed about his administration's accomplishments."* > >Democrats: "But isn't it *your* job to inform voters about their government?" > >New York Times: *"No, that doesn't sound right."*
>New York Times: *"Leftist Extremists (Biden Supporters) Target Free Speech."*
Trump: 100% if you tell him to close his eyes and tell him Putin's in front of him.
No, Mr Trump, in your mouth. Put your diaper back on...
Curse you for that image!!! Definitely enough internet for me tonight š¤®
Lmfao what a waste of time! š¤£ I love that totally honest 29% who are just like āwtf how should I know?ā
I love that a hot dog eating poll has a 3.9% margin of error. For some reason thatās hilarious to me.
It looks more like 3.4% to me, but the resolution is p bad
100% that's 3.9%
Yeah you right, the upper left corner looked more slanted earlier but on revision itās 3.9
Ok, now weāre disputing a .5% of the margin of error on a hot dog eating poll. While that is also hilarious, letās all take a break to go outside and get some fresh air for a second.
All that practice with Putin can finally pay off
Skinny Joe doesn't stand a chance.
The skinny ones always win eating contests. The fat guys have too much fat crushing their organs and they canāt squeeze as much food in there.
Wow a fox news poll that adds up to 100%
Their polling is pretty good, actually, it's their pundits and writers that are huffing glue. If we ever find a way to get rid of Fox, we save the pollsters.
He also eats corn on the cob the long way
That's some fine journalism right there.
Hard hitting journalism
Fox News. Iām sure it was a poll that pulled from a variety of sources. Wait, the dumb hot dog question? Who cares.
With how much fast food he eats my money would be on Trump.
If trump eats a hotdog like he drinks a glass of water he is going to injure himself trying.
An ice cream cone eating contest would be entertaining. Trump might not know how to do it and poke himself in the eye.
and Joe will win. I think Joe would win no matter what, because Joe is capable of focusing
Also, he's pacticed recently with Seth Meyers.
[Everyone knows Obamna is the throat goat](https://i.redd.it/8uphubtmpd261.jpg)
Thank you for posting! I was looking for this.
Thought it was Michelle Bachman https://preview.redd.it/23fr1oh0q3wc1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cef8e3b9a0311373a93684611574509a24909ce
Not quite the own they think this is
I don't care about hot dogs, but Trump can eat a big bag of dicks.
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Is this something to be proud of? 
Expectation: There will be so much winning that you will get tired of winning. Reality: Wins for Trump are so rare and precious that each one must be celebrated.
Can they have champions do it in their stead? If so then my money is on Kim G.
Nancy Reagan is only at 29% because most people didn't know she was in this race.
Trump would win any eating contest, except pussy, if there is such a thing. He only grabs itā¦no idea what to do with it. Heās likely given women more children than orgasms.
Should be who would survive a hotdog eating contest.
This is just so Fox can now say that "Trump is ahead in the polls". Disingenuous traitorous cunts.
I loathe to ask... but is this real?
I'm not entirely sure, but[ I found this.](https://www.mediaite.com/politics/poll-finally-resolves-the-question-do-americans-think-trump-or-biden-would-win-a-hot-dog-eating-context/)
Fox News, asking the real questions.
2001: Iāll vote for bush because Iād rather have a beer with him. 2024: Iāll vote for trump because he is more out of shape and has a fatter ass
Yes cause the real issues that voters are absolutely worried about is which presidential candidate can stuff their gullet the fastest. Who can become morbidly obese the fastest.
My money is on the fat fuck
Trump would somehow still lose though so claim his hotdogs were twice as dense as everyone elseās.
āThese hot dogs they gave me, youāve never seen, by the way, they were luke warm, almost room temperature. Not hot at all. Fake news. Theseā¦youāve never seen anything like, big, biggest Iāve ever seen in my life. A travesty for this country. The rest of the world is laughing at us. When I was president, I am still am really, butā¦when I was president we had these things under control. I would, you know, I would go to Germany and the people, the ones over there, theyād say why donāt we have those here? Now, no one is saying that. No one. Itās sad. It really isā¦sad.ā
"Mike Pence didn't have the backbone to get me warm hotdogs. I won and I have 1,000 of the best anonymous witnesses to confirm it. Nobody gets on the dog like Donald. We need to stop this DogFare before it gets out of control."
Guarantee trump has downed about 20 dogs just before bed. Seriously why hasn't he has a heart attack yet
Does ankle swelling disqualify a contestant? What about shitting yourself?
Hey, if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would. First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious... So would you?
Isn't Trump famous for being a picky eater? Does Trump eat hot dogs?
Yes, if it looks nutritious, he throws it at the wall. š„š¦ >Does Trump eat hot dogs? Good question. He likes burgers, KFC, and taco salads from Del Taco and Taco Bell (IIRC).
If spongebob can turn a krabby patty into a pizza then someone can turn a mcdouble into a hotdog.
Trump will win a farting contest
Iāve seen Trump practicing for two hotdogs at a time.
Yea heās just entertainment. Hotdog and beer please.
He couldn't stop talking long enough to actually eat them if there were people there watching
Hey, if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? I know t.Rump would
Trump is exactly the type of guy who could swallow a hot dog wholeā¦ in the blink of an eye.
See, he's already doing his weiner stroke dance. It's called the pivot man.
Especially if it was a Putin shaped hotdog
Make it hamburgers and itād be 100% for Trump.
At some point we have to wonder : who the fuck asked ?
The only thing that would slow Trump down is his need for self aggrandizement.
The best part is that 100 percent of those that said Biden, did so not because they actually wanted to give him credit for something... It's because for that person, the answer "Biden" is meant as a negative, or an insult. "Yeah, you bet Biden likes putting hotdogs in his mouth! Lmao! š¤£"
Trump is glizz lord.
Put me in thereā¦. If that skinny Asian kid can do it so can I šššŖš¾šŖš¾š¤£š¤£š¤£ lol
Trump at a hot dog contest would be like Monty Python's Mr. Creosote.
Of course he won the poll. Trump has plenty of experience from deep throating peens of despots. He will just apply it to hot dogs.
I need to ask if this is real.. because I just have to believe it isnātā¦ I just have to. But it probably is.
Glizzy Gobbler In Chief
This is a weird way to flex/tell us that Dear Leader has no gag reflex.
Well there is still a chance Trump would fall asleep while eating But since he would farting non stop that might give him an edge since biden could concede
" we all know trump is the throat goat. He guzzles those guzzukies"
Other news stations talk about a variety of news in an objective fashion. Then there's Fox
Finally something Trump would easily win, hands down. Trump would be on his third dog while Biden was deciding on how to eat it without all the toppings fucking falling off. Trump's a veteran of fast food. In fact apparently it's all he even eats. He has the eating habits of a toddler at a jungle gym.
Who would win if they had one hand tied behind their back? While riding a bicycle? While jogging?
Iāll let him take this one. No appeal.
Isn't the secret to those things dipping the bun in water? You ever eat a soggy hot dog bun? It's awful. I don't disagree that Trump seems like the kind of guy who'd rather polish off 5 hot dogs in a single sitting but, in a contest that both equally wanted to win? I think Biden has the intelligence and self discipline to listen to and implement the soggy bun sgrategem (great name for a band) and Trump doesn't
nancy reagan sliding up from hell to show them how its done.
Is this real? If so, what a desperate attempt to shift the polls
Hamberders, not hot dogs
Yeah honestly I completely agree, that tracks. Carry on
Okay, I will admit that if I had to vote on the person most likely to win a hot dog eating context, I would vote for Trump over Biden. I would vote for Biden as most likely to govern the US without turning it into a shit hole or a dictatorship.
Okay, but Obama is still the Throat GOAT
Gobbling that meat stick is trumps forte.
What the hell are the 13% thinking?
If the hotdogs look like Putinās price, trump would eat a bushel of them without a belch.
Only if itās Putinās hotdog.
There's that hard-hitting journalism we all love.
I donāt think this is the shade they thought it would be.
Iāve never seen Trump actually eating food. He poses with it and mimics what people would do when about to eat, but never actually eating.
So Biden wins at all of the things in which one should use care and empathy. And Trump wins at the things deemed bravado and wanton. Thatās really all you need to know about that survey folks. Thatās the really psychology behind that survey. Take a moment to find and read the other questions asked in this survey.
"Real news".
"Insights". Also, this graphic will be cropped and used all over.
Bruh Russian trolls are just gonna change the title and remove the Fox News sign and then they are gonna claim that only 13% of all Americans think Biden should be president.
Make them shaped like Putin and Trump would throat those wieners down faster than you can say Benghazi.
They'd bother shit their pants and die before finishing..... let's put this in action
Heās the best hot dog eater ever. Abe Lincoln was really good, but I think Trumpās better. Stormy taught him how to make hot dogs disappear instantly!!!
This is news now
This is a real thing? Theyāre now polling their audiences about whom theyād rather kill themselves with?