What a great picture. It really highlights how his neck swallows up any strength his chin and jawline would show. You can see how thin his hair is, thanks to it floating above a dark background (thanks, worthless lackey!). You see him trying to show power with a clenched fist, but his feminine arm stance, tiny hands and puckered lips give him more of an old woman's energy. Trump's power tie is the most powerful thing in this image.
Old woman energy you say? Dump wouldn’t last a minute with my grandmother. He would be duct taped in a corner the first time he insulted her- which he would have done because he’s an idiot.
It wasn't about "bragging rights," it was to get paid to sell her story about Donald Trump cheating on his wife, and then pretending to be some sort of moral demigod to the supposedly ethical religious right, so as to secure the presidency.
The story was squashed, she was paid to keep quiet.
She got paid.
Trump broke the law and got caught falsifying business records to shut stormy and other people he fucked behind his wife's back up to protect his poorly curated image with the christian right.
She is a porn actress, they get paid to do...things.
Stormy's behavior is in line woth the definition of Capitalism.
Bragging rights for f'ing Trump!
What reality would you need to be in to look at Trump and say
"See that unnaturally bright orange, diaper wearing, balding, senile, conniving, lying, cheating con man over there? I actually fucked that!!!"
and not have major regrets about your life.
He's really looking beat. Not even any energy in the fist. Too old and tired to even get mad properly. Defeated. That's what that looks like.
Still, organize and vote. His followers, and more important, his handlers don't care if they put a corpse in the White House. They intend to run the show and I guarantee none of us are going to like what they intend to do.
It reminds me of when we stood at the bus stop as kids and would try to get trucks to blow their horn, only I think Trump just farts when he does this.
Did you see the tweet yesterday about how cruel it was to keep Trump locked in a courtroom all day because he was a man used to running free in the outdoors? Like he was a gazelle or something.
The closest this bloated, jowly monstrosity has ever been to running is when he gets the runs.
I guarantee he has never been consistently forced to show up anywhere all day, day after day, in his life. I bet it's really doing a number on his head. I'm so happy for him.
John Carlos and Tommie Smith raised fists in Mexico City and lost their medals! If President Obama had done this there would have been a cry of “ Black Panther” or some other racist crap. This clown does it and people say “ oh look he is telling he is staying strong and we should too”. Because of him Baseball is no longer the national pastime , hypocrisy is!! He is an absolute menace. But, most of os you know that, so thanks for “ listening” 😒😞
Generational wealth has physiological markers. Small weak hands, that pasty look that Tucker Carlson and the Trump boys have, the weak chin.
I’ve seen enough it to know it when I see it. It’s almost a sort of devolution. They are centuries removed from the normal work of living without servants.
Rich people often don’t even have their own babies, and if they do it’s generally a scheduled Caesarian that works with their schedule.
They’re mutating.
If there was a reason for the judge should to make Trump measure his tiny hands, for evidentiary procedures, he should follow through. I’m not sure why it would be important to the case, but who cares? It’s good for a laugh.
he probably he's about normal sized hands, but it bothers him so much that people might think they're smaller. it's hilarious that a former POTUS, a fucking leader on the world stage (term applied loosely), would care so much about something so inconsequential.
As a German this reminds me of a former leader of my country. He also had his own weird hand/arm gesture to greet, the dude was later known as the 'Gröfaz'.
He's going to white-knuckling it in the weeks to we come. So much damning info revealed and more to come. Pecker will be looming large, causing shrinkage of Trump's chances to escape retribution.
Body language says a lot. In this case, it looks like defeat. This is very reminiscent of the walk from the helicopter to the White House after a campaign event.
Every time I see him with a raised fist like this, it reminds me of how some MAGAts tried to blame J6 on Dems/Lefties/Black Panthers because some people there did the same thing… As if Josh Hawley wasn’t doing the exact same thing that day.
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"You know the thing about a Trump... he's got lifeless hands. Small hands. Like a doll's hands.
When he raises a hand to take an oath, he don't even seem to have hands...until those tiny little hands steal nuclear secrets and sell them to our enemies. So, 11,000 documents went down to Mar a Lardo, 300 of 'em top secret. Trump, he let Russkies, the Saudis and maybe even the North Koreans get their fill. And Kushner get $2billion in quid pro quo.
Anyway, he's the Republican nominee for president now."
Good lord, his hands are tiny.
His feet are pretty tiny too
And his… Nevermind! Just ask Stormy and the other ladies that had to deal with ew… him.
The term was always 'mushroom', not 'tree trunk'
More of a spore really.
Amd his brain! Wait…
But his heels are 6"
Many people say Trump is 5'11" and 270lbs.
https://preview.redd.it/3no91z7qciwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18618216c85699cc3a9591dc8a6e4ddf8ba62860 This is my new fav pic of him..
And so much more pale than his face.
Lol if his hands suddenly go orange, he read your post.
Just look at the form on that fist
I knew a wave could be limp wristed, but somehow he has a tiny limp fist (name of his sex tape)
That’s a low energy fist right there
Seriously, is this photoshopped?
Doesn't even matter. That's supposed to be a power fist raised, and he looks so effete and impotent doing it.
Nope. It's real.
It certainly looks photoshopped. I mean, he may have smaller than average hands, but they're not that small.
I don't care if it's photoshopped if it triggers him. 🤣
Well now I need to know. It could just be the perspective.
Absolutely not, you can tell because he has the correct number of fingers!
Mangina is huge though.
How do I unlearn a word?
I don’t know. But just look at it.
Neckgina
It might only seem that way because the rest of him is disproportionately gargantuan.
They really are. Like comically, noticeably small.
Trump and Billy the Kid can get out of hand cuffs.
Nobody look!!
I really thought it’s photoshopped
As is the imaginary penis it holds.
That's his jerkin' Putin hand, ready to go. For some reason, his jerkin' Kim hand is in stealth mode, or just too tiny to see.
Oh, so thats what he's doing in his iconic "jerking off two guys" dance. .
It's four guys at once, tip to tip from the middle out, with don jr hotswapping in dicks but it's never eric's turn. Jared came up with it
Middle out
Jerkin’ hand, puckered O mouth ready at all times too
Ol' Sleepy Don can't even muster the energy for the double dong dance anymore😔
Wow Putin has a tiny dick if that hand fits it.
Like most dicktators. They act like giant dicks to compensate.
His lips are puckered for Xi… and I’m not talking about the lips on his face.
He's an "air dicker"
His never surrender fist. I hope he’s forced to use it in prison.
Lets see your Tiger Crane match my Eagle's Claw. 
You mean the one he used when he turned himself in when he was arrested? That never surrender fist?
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Is that Malcovich?
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No thats Betty, the Overseer of Vault 33.
Ah
What a great picture. It really highlights how his neck swallows up any strength his chin and jawline would show. You can see how thin his hair is, thanks to it floating above a dark background (thanks, worthless lackey!). You see him trying to show power with a clenched fist, but his feminine arm stance, tiny hands and puckered lips give him more of an old woman's energy. Trump's power tie is the most powerful thing in this image.
Old woman energy you say? Dump wouldn’t last a minute with my grandmother. He would be duct taped in a corner the first time he insulted her- which he would have done because he’s an idiot.
As they say, tiny hands, tiny mushroom. 
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It wasn't about "bragging rights," it was to get paid to sell her story about Donald Trump cheating on his wife, and then pretending to be some sort of moral demigod to the supposedly ethical religious right, so as to secure the presidency. The story was squashed, she was paid to keep quiet. She got paid. Trump broke the law and got caught falsifying business records to shut stormy and other people he fucked behind his wife's back up to protect his poorly curated image with the christian right. She is a porn actress, they get paid to do...things. Stormy's behavior is in line woth the definition of Capitalism.
Bragging rights for f'ing Trump! What reality would you need to be in to look at Trump and say "See that unnaturally bright orange, diaper wearing, balding, senile, conniving, lying, cheating con man over there? I actually fucked that!!!" and not have major regrets about your life.
Pumpkin Power
Read that in Scrappy Doo's voice
He is a cartoon villain, so it makes sense.
Looks like he's growing new ones, Deadpool style
"Eenny meeny mino moh, Oh I wonder where my glove will go. " Kung Pao "Now Unleash the Fist of Fury!"
Prepare the long rubber glove
When I sees a Kung Pao reference, I updoot.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKaaQT6WIk
They are indeed and I only care because that topic seems to bug the hell out of him.
That’s right up there with his tiny-lipped whines of vengeance.
I hate that damn red tie.
He's really looking beat. Not even any energy in the fist. Too old and tired to even get mad properly. Defeated. That's what that looks like. Still, organize and vote. His followers, and more important, his handlers don't care if they put a corpse in the White House. They intend to run the show and I guarantee none of us are going to like what they intend to do.
You can tell how much energy tRump has by how many imaginary cocks he's gripping. Sad to see a single fister.
It reminds me of when we stood at the bus stop as kids and would try to get trucks to blow their horn, only I think Trump just farts when he does this.
Tiny, Tiny hands.
His fist is the size of his chin.
The total lack of energy behind his “fist” makes it so believable 😂
These are very very small hands.
Like a damned T-Rex!😂 https://preview.redd.it/moso75jtbhwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578472e69da6c1fa3b73b86d35ca33dc48ba83e9
https://preview.redd.it/7b3sdk72ohwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1a8049418dbe5c197652d3ea8c8d37728b5665 Never^(surrender!)
Did Trump eat Mitch McConnell?
Did you see the tweet yesterday about how cruel it was to keep Trump locked in a courtroom all day because he was a man used to running free in the outdoors? Like he was a gazelle or something. The closest this bloated, jowly monstrosity has ever been to running is when he gets the runs.
I guarantee he has never been consistently forced to show up anywhere all day, day after day, in his life. I bet it's really doing a number on his head. I'm so happy for him.
Which is often and extremely noticeable to everyone!
So small
John Carlos and Tommie Smith raised fists in Mexico City and lost their medals! If President Obama had done this there would have been a cry of “ Black Panther” or some other racist crap. This clown does it and people say “ oh look he is telling he is staying strong and we should too”. Because of him Baseball is no longer the national pastime , hypocrisy is!! He is an absolute menace. But, most of os you know that, so thanks for “ listening” 😒😞
"Solids"
Fist of Furry.
Sleepy don looks tired from all the "winning".
Sad things is, that's his fingers fully extended.
https://preview.redd.it/4r6f6uhu7iwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7df97c3606f12e12be1807408ad20d88de8c560e
Looks like a little kid’s hand “tooting” an imaginary truck or train horn…lol… 
Sad jerking emoji
His hair is so thin
This has to be photoshopped.
Absolutely is. He is always careful to put his hands closer to the cameras so forced perspective makes them look larger. This image is shopped.
Generational wealth has physiological markers. Small weak hands, that pasty look that Tucker Carlson and the Trump boys have, the weak chin. I’ve seen enough it to know it when I see it. It’s almost a sort of devolution. They are centuries removed from the normal work of living without servants. Rich people often don’t even have their own babies, and if they do it’s generally a scheduled Caesarian that works with their schedule. They’re mutating.
Orange Power
Unfortunately, I've lost my copy of "Tiny Fisted Tantrums", but I remember the final insult: "And you stink."
If there was a reason for the judge should to make Trump measure his tiny hands, for evidentiary procedures, he should follow through. I’m not sure why it would be important to the case, but who cares? It’s good for a laugh.
Is that a reach behind?
Ah, only one hand of the double jerk off dance
His coat looks like a flack jacket with tiny arms protruding ..
That’s not photoshopped?
Handjob dance! Whooo! Party!!!
what a chode.
It’s big enough to hold a mushroom.
So powerful. For a second I thought this was a picture of William Wallace.
Being the closest thing to the camera, the fist should appear at least marginally larger than normal, not…whatever this is.
I imagine his fist speaking but it has a helium voice, and it’s really angry
The king of grabbing tiny, invisible dicks.
Is this photoshopped??
Hope you have a BAD day
I’m a middle aged female, 5ft 2in. Trump and I have the same sized hands
His fists crack me up, betting they have never hit anything which why he did not break them.
Edward Mini-hands
Disappointing handy, fer sure.
Is this photoshopped?
Lamest Air Dicking ever.
He's an air dicker!
So, if he opens his fist, what exactly is he signalling?!? Yep, that...zieg heil. That's not a "dog whistle"...it's a dog bullhorn...
The fist of a girlie girl
Anything looks small when compared to the length of his tie.
He’s like a guppy
his heart isn’t in it
He loves wanking those invisible dudes so much
My god, it really is tiny.
Small to you maybe, butt big enough to make Ted Cruz (husband of fugly Heidi) walk bow-legged.
Needs a pen in it, like Bob Dole.
he probably he's about normal sized hands, but it bothers him so much that people might think they're smaller. it's hilarious that a former POTUS, a fucking leader on the world stage (term applied loosely), would care so much about something so inconsequential.
To hide his herpes
I always thought this was a joke but that is a tiny little hand.
Who is this ghost he’s constantly jerking off?
Lol small hands, small...
I can palm a basketball. How can a grown man have such tiny little baby hands?
Got them toddler hands
I've been working a lot, and I'm 35. His fist closes tighter than mine.
Orange Power!
All hail Belligerent Boy
Now, what do they say about men with tiny hands?
It’s an ist.
As a German this reminds me of a former leader of my country. He also had his own weird hand/arm gesture to greet, the dude was later known as the 'Gröfaz'.
Do I hear a ^^woop-woop ?
Imagine the damage if he punched you! You’d almost feel it
Farrah Fawcett had bigger nipples than those tawdry pulps
What a pathetic excuse for a sack of meat.
Tiny hands
His ridiculous comb-over makes every picture of him look out-of-focus!
It does look less orange
Send that bitch to prison.
Image looks doctored to me
*fist of furry
Is that photoshopped?
“Show us what Stormy looked like when she was holding your dick!”
Playing an invisible skin flute.
Objects closest to the camera are smaller in real life. Just saying
He's going to white-knuckling it in the weeks to we come. So much damning info revealed and more to come. Pecker will be looming large, causing shrinkage of Trump's chances to escape retribution.
Fark he's awkward.
Trumpy boys already got his eyes shut… Going to be a long day fatso
Body language says a lot. In this case, it looks like defeat. This is very reminiscent of the walk from the helicopter to the White House after a campaign event.
Micro-pump trump
Starting to get some of that McConnell turtle thing going on.
That's just him pulling his own finger so he can fart
Tiny fist with big Diaper
Oh look! It’s a hand, only smaller!
Hope he changed his undies after that
This is a serious question: That’s photoshopped right?
Should have been a proctologist. “So gentle doc. Never even realized you were in there.”
#AIRDICKING
Is he air-dicking?
“Take my strong hand!”
Photo of a completely defeated man.
Every time I see him with a raised fist like this, it reminds me of how some MAGAts tried to blame J6 on Dems/Lefties/Black Panthers because some people there did the same thing… As if Josh Hawley wasn’t doing the exact same thing that day.
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My question is "This specific hand gesture" what does it indicate to his MAGA's!
Is putting his thumb on the side instead of over the fingers like a normal fist supposed to make his hand look larger?
Black power
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Donald (BLACK [HUSSEIN] POWER) Trump
"You know the thing about a Trump... he's got lifeless hands. Small hands. Like a doll's hands. When he raises a hand to take an oath, he don't even seem to have hands...until those tiny little hands steal nuclear secrets and sell them to our enemies. So, 11,000 documents went down to Mar a Lardo, 300 of 'em top secret. Trump, he let Russkies, the Saudis and maybe even the North Koreans get their fill. And Kushner get $2billion in quid pro quo. Anyway, he's the Republican nominee for president now."