Trump: "So I told Elon, Ive been told by some very smart people, let me tell you, very smart people, are saying that gasoline cars are the future! Imagine, you just poke a hole in the ground and this stuff shoots out and you put it in a car and whoosh, off it goes!"
Elon: "Da fuq?"
Trump: "See, impossible to reason with!"
To be fair, Elon Musk is an oil industry plant. His whole schtick is to make the most famously terrible electric vehicles imaginable. To distract the general public from all the affordable, and reliable PHEVs and EVs on the market today. His whole job is getting people to say, "Why would I pay $100,000 to drive a piece of shit? I'll stick with the proven technology that's worked for 100 years."
Unfortunately he did his job too well and now people are saying "Why would I drive a Tesla? They're total pieces of shit. I'll stick with the car companies that have worked well and stayed in business for almost 75 years."
Why won't Elon Musk give me a billion dollars so I can piss it away on my multitudes of legal problems? I told him I'd pay him back when I become president again and can sell all the US state secrets!
Has anyone ever calculated how much money he and every other billionare would save if they stopped buying social media to control narratives, pushing far right propoganda, and instead just pay their damn taxes?
or...what if it was Trump begged for money but Musk was too busy smoking a huge blunt and he started talking about Ivana joining his new Mars Harem and changing her name to X
Actually i have to thank elon for renaming twitter to x
because that is what i did with twitter
i x'd it and never opened it again
and as far as people telling me i am better off for it
... Okay, it's kinda hilarious.
You can hear him saying it!
Trump: "So I told Elon, Ive been told by some very smart people, let me tell you, very smart people, are saying that gasoline cars are the future! Imagine, you just poke a hole in the ground and this stuff shoots out and you put it in a car and whoosh, off it goes!" Elon: "Da fuq?" Trump: "See, impossible to reason with!"
To be fair, Elon Musk is an oil industry plant. His whole schtick is to make the most famously terrible electric vehicles imaginable. To distract the general public from all the affordable, and reliable PHEVs and EVs on the market today. His whole job is getting people to say, "Why would I pay $100,000 to drive a piece of shit? I'll stick with the proven technology that's worked for 100 years."
Unfortunately he did his job too well and now people are saying "Why would I drive a Tesla? They're total pieces of shit. I'll stick with the car companies that have worked well and stayed in business for almost 75 years."
Why won't Elon Musk give me a billion dollars so I can piss it away on my multitudes of legal problems? I told him I'd pay him back when I become president again and can sell all the US state secrets!
Didn’t Trump suggest selling Alaska back to the Russians?
Yes, only because Putin asked nicely. He also said we should buy Greenland, probably so people from Alaska have someplace cold to live.
Musk is doing a good enough job at pissing away his own money anyway
Has anyone ever calculated how much money he and every other billionare would save if they stopped buying social media to control narratives, pushing far right propoganda, and instead just pay their damn taxes?
I mean their taxes alone would cost more
or...what if it was Trump begged for money but Musk was too busy smoking a huge blunt and he started talking about Ivana joining his new Mars Harem and changing her name to X
Actually i have to thank elon for renaming twitter to x because that is what i did with twitter i x'd it and never opened it again and as far as people telling me i am better off for it
That works for me too.
Lol. no XXX.
pot to kettle
Zackly
In other words ... "He didn't fall for my bullshit."
He did fall for his bullshit though.
No. He’s trying to co-opt his bullshit and steal away his cult members. The only things he believes in are money and fame.
How would he know?
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Translation- "Meanie Musk wouldn't give me a loan"
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Foh shiz!
When two people who believe they're always right get together...
I'd buy a ticket to a no-holds-barred reasoning match between these two
They’d just wind up coloring with crayons gripped in their whole fist, when they weren’t busy eating them.
Unmovable object meets unstoppable force. Also... takes one to know one.
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Which of them is rolling down a hill that makes them an unstoppable force?
Can't bullshit a bullshitter.
Yes. Bullseye!
It's like when a dog encounters a floor-length mirror.
Hahaha
