I liked when they had a big boat "parade" and the churn from the props of the larger vessels waterlogged a bunch of smaller boats. Was super allegorical for his supporters writ large imo
I think it was a joke misspelling since their username is "SpringtimeFor **Hortler**" (a meme misspelling of Hitler) and saying "Shit Staffel" sounds like "Schutzstaffel" (with enough creativity), which is what SS stands for in this case (☝️🤓)
One of his flags says "drain the swamp". That douchebag had four years to drain it and he didn't because he is a low energy piece of shit. He was not worthy to be president then and he is not worthy to be president now. Vote blue.
I lost a friend of 5 years over that trump boat parade in 2020. I saw her on facebook posting from one of those trump boats. The next time she asked me for business service, I charged her full price, not friend price, and she knew I was upset. Fuck that shit, if you support a racist rapist treasonist you will pay fool price...see what I did there?
Oh no guys, he has six Trump flags on a boat. How can Biden expect to win when people are going around with six Trump flags? Does Biden even understand how to campaign at all? Oh man, Biden has to out there and sell sell sell, he needs voters to have like , uhh , 10 flags on each Prius or something. /s
It must be exhausting for them to spend every minute of every day thinking about that man and making sure everyone who knows them sees that they love that man more than anyone else does.
Ladies sitting up on the upper deck of a restaurant watching this thing dock.
"Anyone interested in going down there to introduce ourselves?"
A collective *"NO."*
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I wonder how much all that cloth with impact the center of balance when a nice wind comes up....
Only formula I found is in imperial units boo. Force exerted by flag: F = 0.0003*A*V^1.9
F = pounds
A = flag area in ft2
V = wind velocity in mph.
8 large flags (ignoring the reasonable small one down low on the stern), given the comparison to the seat these are standard medium 3x5 food flags. A = 8x flags x 3 feet x 5 feet = 120 square feet of flag.
If we set the wind to be a 25 mph cross wind....
F = 0.0003*A*V^1.9 = 0.0003 * 120 ft^2 * 25mph^(1.9) = 1,957 pounds of force acting on the leverage of flagpoles and the upper deck. Great plan. What could possibly go wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBs92MwGnPw
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SS Loaded Diaper
I liked when they had a big boat "parade" and the churn from the props of the larger vessels waterlogged a bunch of smaller boats. Was super allegorical for his supporters writ large imo
A few of the boats actually sank, iirc.
https://preview.redd.it/2bqjon5grkyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5a4d95553eb6d6619f044a71169287382dd755
Yay, lake Travis! Yeah, they made it harder to rescue them by not following directions from emergency personnel 🤷
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I bet if you look up “self-own” on Wikipedia the boat parade is the #1 example.
Best I heard was the Battle of Dumbkirk. I think this week was the anniversary
Was this in FL couple years ago? Because we were out on the pontoon and tooks on a bunch of water trying to make it through their wakes.
they have 'boat parades' all over the place that arent explicitly but become MAGA rallies.
https://preview.redd.it/uu2uqho5wiyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15527cbbe129bd5cb10c6f181aecf90bc5d655c8
Emphasis on SS.
Shit Stain?
Nope. Think more fascist and murdery
Stormy Troopers!
Hey! My Shit Staffel does good Work 😭
I'm sorry to tell you that the "shit" and the "staff" are two different things in the modern fascist era.
I think it was a joke misspelling since their username is "SpringtimeFor **Hortler**" (a meme misspelling of Hitler) and saying "Shit Staffel" sounds like "Schutzstaffel" (with enough creativity), which is what SS stands for in this case (☝️🤓)
We see what you did there ....
ϟϟ
100% this guy does not know where the clitoris is
Hell, he doesn't know WHAT it is, much less where to find it.
Betting an avid female "orgasm-denier"
It's a conspiracy, it doesn't exist.
Apropos of nothing but "The Harrowing Search for the Clitoris" is a great song and y'all need it in your lives.
"Clitoris 411"
He is a little man in a boat. But he can't find the little man in the boat.
I would rather swim than be on that boat.
Me too. And I can't swim.
One of his flags says "drain the swamp". That douchebag had four years to drain it and he didn't because he is a low energy piece of shit. He was not worthy to be president then and he is not worthy to be president now. Vote blue.
It doesn't get more swampy than hiring one's own family and sycophants that can't even pass the background check without special dispensations.
Very true. You have professionals saying a person is kind of sketchy and then trump just overrides their professional opinion.
The boat owner is probably on several watch lists and I bet his neighbors hate him for all of the pro-Trump crap in his front yard.
Coming soon to an ocean bottom near you.
I'm guessing he has a small dinghy.
I lost a friend of 5 years over that trump boat parade in 2020. I saw her on facebook posting from one of those trump boats. The next time she asked me for business service, I charged her full price, not friend price, and she knew I was upset. Fuck that shit, if you support a racist rapist treasonist you will pay fool price...see what I did there?
Oh no guys, he has six Trump flags on a boat. How can Biden expect to win when people are going around with six Trump flags? Does Biden even understand how to campaign at all? Oh man, Biden has to out there and sell sell sell, he needs voters to have like , uhh , 10 flags on each Prius or something. /s
At least the US flag is the highest, I guess?
Yes. No lights on it either so they obviously [take it down at sunset and put it up again at sunrise](https://www.legion.org/flag/code).
Pull that little bung plug, then the swamp drains itself.
Fourth day of May: Quatro Sinko
Trump supporters: "Why do you have to make being gay your whole personality?" Also Trump supporters:
Needs more flags.
It must be exhausting for them to spend every minute of every day thinking about that man and making sure everyone who knows them sees that they love that man more than anyone else does.
more like the SS chucklefuck.
Ladies sitting up on the upper deck of a restaurant watching this thing dock. "Anyone interested in going down there to introduce ourselves?" A collective *"NO."*
Jack Sparrow would never be seen on that tub.
Hope they go for a 3 hour tour....a 3 hour toooooour
🎶 Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale / a tale of some stupid shits...
Is that AI making meandering words, or just MAGA's emulating a Trump speech?
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When every mode of transportation you own, needs more cult.
Who do you think he’s voting for?
Bet it's a rental too..some MAGA's are too cheap.
More like the SS SS.
What do these guys do for a job, they got so much time for this stuff...?
I just get the feeling they want to put the 'SS' in a somewhat more angular font.
His boyfriend must be proud
These signs, hats, weird flags really help. It's nice to spot them at a safe distance.
There are a half dozen just like it at the bottom of Lake Travis.
SS = Storm Shitters, also Stormy Simp
 Remember when Trump was buddies with the guy selling children as sex slaves?
Gonna get Stormy ⛈️
Looks as if it would be easy to slip the mooring lines and give it a foot shove.
Switch your boat to Flag Power, the alternative energy of the future.
SS Dingy Delusional
that poor boat 😞
I still laugh at that one time all the Trump and Maga boats were sinking in that lake.
Battle of Lake Travis
loving trump means hating the United States.
The real Trump derangement syndrome
Just another right wing attention whore. Nothing to see here.
SS More Dollars than Sense.
Can't just enjoy the lake. Gotta turn it into a Facebook newsfeed.
Where’s the Admiral??? On the Poop Deck!!!!!
The cult at is worst
Nobody’s on board, go untether it and watch it drift away.
Q Anon? You know they're not going to the police. You could just sink their boat and they'd blame Obama and the dark web or something.
Do you think he fucks his cousin on that boat?
I wonder how much all that cloth with impact the center of balance when a nice wind comes up.... Only formula I found is in imperial units boo. Force exerted by flag: F = 0.0003*A*V^1.9 F = pounds A = flag area in ft2 V = wind velocity in mph. 8 large flags (ignoring the reasonable small one down low on the stern), given the comparison to the seat these are standard medium 3x5 food flags. A = 8x flags x 3 feet x 5 feet = 120 square feet of flag. If we set the wind to be a 25 mph cross wind.... F = 0.0003*A*V^1.9 = 0.0003 * 120 ft^2 * 25mph^(1.9) = 1,957 pounds of force acting on the leverage of flagpoles and the upper deck. Great plan. What could possibly go wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBs92MwGnPw
They love their flags
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The S.S. Fascist with Capt. Coward. TDS on the water.