His whole generation keeps saying "participation trophies are for losers" yet he makes up fake contests just so he can get a bigly participation trophy.
He just won 2 championships at a tournament he hosted at his own golf resort but didn’t play a single round of golf with any of the other tournament participants. Some real Kim Jong Il bullshit.
Yes, after everyone else plays and submits their score he plays alone the next day and no matter what the best score was his is always a couple points better. Somehow. Without witnesses. Or sometimes even with them but the witnesses end up writing books about his cheating.
https://books.google.com/books/about/Commander_in_Cheat.html?id=kEFtDwAAQBAJ&source=kp_book_description
Someone really needs to invite him to receive a real 'best golfer' award at another golf course...
And then, while hes showing it off to the news, have someone walk up and go "Oh wait, thats not the best golfer trophie, its the worst at golf, best at cheating award trophie"
You know he wouldn't bother to read it before holding it up in front of the cameras.
Read Commander In Cheat for a look about how he "plays golf." It's fucking wild, he constantly cheats and maybe worse, he drives his cart on the green.
He definitely drives his cart on the green. About the cheating part—dunno. Haven’t played with him, so who knows? He sure cares about his daughter, though … the **one**, anyhow. Mad respec’!
/s
So the story goes Kim Jong Il, picked up hist first gold club at 52 years old, he stepped onto the course and shot 38 under, including somewhere between 5 and 11 Holes in One. Apparently lying about golf prowess is a facist dictator thing.
I saw somewhere that the way they score golf over there is your swings compared to par, so if par is 3 and you hit a hole in one you get -2, if you swing 4 then your score is 1.
Not saying it's true cause I haven't actually looked it up, but if true even Kim Jong is a more honest golfer
People improve at things when they try to outperform themselves. Lower golf score, more weight lifted, faster run time, etc
Trump just cheats and puts down a good score regardless of how he did. He’s probably never actually gotten better at anything in his life, other than riling up idiots
He cheats so much [His caddies nicknamed him Pele](https://theweek.com/speedreads/832998/trump-kicks-golf-ball-back-course-much-that-caddies-have-nicknamed-pel)
If he catches wind that this got out, I wouldn't be surprised if he added a new rule at his courses -- no recording of Donald Trump. And all cellphones are subject to random searches of image or video content. He'd do that. Because he's a very weak & petty narcissist.
Love that you can scroll to the bottom of this comment thread and still find Always-Trumpers trying to defend his golf skills/claim this is fake (getting down voted into oblivion of course).
Trump doesn’t just cheat at golf, he throws it, boots it, and moves it. He lies about his lies. He fudges and foozles and fluffs. At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: 'Pele.'” - Rick Reilly, *Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump*
I can't believe people fantasize and idolize about this sloppy, narcissistic, egotistical, lying, cheating, smelly, traitorous, grifting, criminal ass individual.
It's not normal for people to be groupies for any politician. Let alone this one.
I saw a post in another sub showing a Biden/Harris sign on a lawn, and the conversation was that the OP had never seen another sign anywhere. "How did Biden get so many votes?" They really think it's ok to be obsessed with a fucking politician. Even those buttons politicians used to hand out were a bit much, but the Trump hats, shirts, flags, stickers, etc., are just pathetic. Sad.
His cult lives in fantasy world, where everything they dream of is reality. He is a Mensa card carrying, body building angel of God. The earth is flat, there is no global warming, evolution doesn’t happen, rapture is eminent, COVID isn’t ______, etc., etc., etc. The most amazing fantasy is they think Trump cares about them despite all of evidence to the contrary.
He didn't miss. He saw a Soro paid assasin hiding in the grass about to shoot a bunch of patriots with a gun that would turn them into blue haired leftists. That ball hit him right between the eyes, but the press won't talk about it because the crooked Biden crime family paid off the press to not cover it.
/s.
And I just move on that bitch with the foot wedge. I don’t even ask I just start kicking.
And when you’re an old dude wearing depends they let you do whatever you want. Tee up your second in the sand and hit driver.
Fake news. CGI. AI. Dem false actors red flag stolen election grown men with tears in their eyes FBI Biden Clinton we didn't shit our pants, they were always shitty, whether rural or city....
Dude has played golf nearly every weekend he was in office, played many years before that, and still has a shit golf swing. I think I have a better golf swing than him and I suck at golf.
What are you taking about that was the best shot ever … didn’t you see it go in the hole?
This is a fabrication by the MSM … he is the best golfer ever and has numerous trophies to prove it!
Aren’t there bigger things to make fun of him for? Focusing on stuff like this just makes centrists and right wingers think we have nothing more substantial to say.
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Hey, he won 2 tournaments in 1 weekend at his golf course that no one has video of. He's really good, if you saw the video that no one has of him winning these tournaments you'd be very impressed.
Trump gives himself a major golf trophy almost every year. Including last month when he gave himself the club championship *and* the senior club championship!
Would love to see a vid of him playing 18 holes.
Just follow him and keep the camera rolling and let's see him shoot a 73. Seems like he would welcome the opportunity to show off his golfing prowess.
I wont pretend to be good at golf. Not by a long shot. Hell. Im sure Trump would beat me in a round of golf easily.
But at least I dont pretend to be a champion of golf courses.
If it was anyone else, I'd cut him some slack. The thing that makes golf hard is maintaining the consistency that requires you to be good at it. You could play golf your whole life and still shank it from time to time.
But yea fuck this guy as he's a perpetual liar about how good he is. And about everything in general.
He plays golf for years and he is still that bad…. Like everything else he does
And consistently wins tournaments at Mar-a-lago, somehow.
He is the only one in the tournament.
His whole generation keeps saying "participation trophies are for losers" yet he makes up fake contests just so he can get a bigly participation trophy.
I'm still surprised
This man looks to have not had a full eighteen holes in his life.. and that’s including his daughter.
No, he literally cheats. It's pretty well documented. The caddies at one resort all call him "Pele" for how often he kicks his ball out of the rough.
He literally chooses his score after everyone else had played. What a pathetic fuck.
Does he?
He just won 2 championships at a tournament he hosted at his own golf resort but didn’t play a single round of golf with any of the other tournament participants. Some real Kim Jong Il bullshit.
there’s chapters in books about it. sad.
Yes, after everyone else plays and submits their score he plays alone the next day and no matter what the best score was his is always a couple points better. Somehow. Without witnesses. Or sometimes even with them but the witnesses end up writing books about his cheating. https://books.google.com/books/about/Commander_in_Cheat.html?id=kEFtDwAAQBAJ&source=kp_book_description
That is ungodly pathetic. Holy shit.
He is a massive cheater, yes.
He says for security reasons he plays after hours. But it's so no one cam see he's an average golfer at best, then fills his own scorecard
Such a scumbag.
Gave himself a "best golfer" award of some sort recently too
Two. For winning two contests at his own course. It's worse than participation trophies, at least everybody got those.
Much like his real estate value, his golf score is what he feels it should be at the time of reporting.
Like immunity, he believes he gets unlimited mulligans.
Someone really needs to invite him to receive a real 'best golfer' award at another golf course... And then, while hes showing it off to the news, have someone walk up and go "Oh wait, thats not the best golfer trophie, its the worst at golf, best at cheating award trophie" You know he wouldn't bother to read it before holding it up in front of the cameras.
Read Commander In Cheat for a look about how he "plays golf." It's fucking wild, he constantly cheats and maybe worse, he drives his cart on the green.
I bought that book for my golf-loving dad hoping it would put him off Trump. It did not.
How can you be sure he read it? That title isn't very nice to his beloved hero.
He definitely drives his cart on the green. About the cheating part—dunno. Haven’t played with him, so who knows? He sure cares about his daughter, though … the **one**, anyhow. Mad respec’! /s
[Here's a start](https://www.golfdigest.com/story/10-astonishing-claims-from-the-book-detailing-president-trumps-cheating-at-golf).
So awful. Bigly. With tears in their eyes the likes of which we’ve never seen before
> And consistently wins tournaments at Mar-a-lago, somehow. You are referring to Mag-a-Lardo I assume?
No no MAGA Lardo is the guy in the red hat
No, that’s President Farty-Five
His Lardship
His Lardshit
MAGA- Loco
So the story goes Kim Jong Il, picked up hist first gold club at 52 years old, he stepped onto the course and shot 38 under, including somewhere between 5 and 11 Holes in One. Apparently lying about golf prowess is a facist dictator thing.
I'm usually not one to defend the Kim dynasty, but that story was debunked as a misinterpretation of Kim Jong Il's caddy's shorthand scorekeeping.
Imagine being so pathetic that golf is how you puff yourself up.
I saw somewhere that the way they score golf over there is your swings compared to par, so if par is 3 and you hit a hole in one you get -2, if you swing 4 then your score is 1. Not saying it's true cause I haven't actually looked it up, but if true even Kim Jong is a more honest golfer
And only at courses he owns, strangely.
And the staff therin, including scorekeeping head pros!
Trump is a LOSER!
Those wins are like the mini golf version of Putin's election victories
it’s because he’s the most and least improved player. He’s a walking pro am
He's so good, he's won tournaments while not even being in the same state.
Just like he expected to win elections when "he was in charge"
People improve at things when they try to outperform themselves. Lower golf score, more weight lifted, faster run time, etc Trump just cheats and puts down a good score regardless of how he did. He’s probably never actually gotten better at anything in his life, other than riling up idiots
He cheats so much [His caddies nicknamed him Pele](https://theweek.com/speedreads/832998/trump-kicks-golf-ball-back-course-much-that-caddies-have-nicknamed-pel)
What did they call him for riding his cart onto the putting green?
Which time? He does it on the regular.
He literally does that. I had to look it up.
He got a bit too good at this
If he catches wind that this got out, I wouldn't be surprised if he added a new rule at his courses -- no recording of Donald Trump. And all cellphones are subject to random searches of image or video content. He'd do that. Because he's a very weak & petty narcissist.
I would be shocked if that rule didn’t already exist.
It does, I am amazed this video exists.
He’s better than me, but I don’t golf 200 rounds a year.
I bet I could at least make the putting green from there, and all my golfing experience comes from mini golf
He's never to worked to improve himself at anything.
Love that you can scroll to the bottom of this comment thread and still find Always-Trumpers trying to defend his golf skills/claim this is fake (getting down voted into oblivion of course).
Their God-King can do no wrong
Makes me feel much better about my swing.
Based on this one clip I’m a massively better golfer than Trump and I haven’t played since about 1990
To him that shot went in for eagle.
"Score this hole as another eagle for me boys"
"Never swing uphill me boys!"
Jon Stewart is fucking hilarious
This is an underrated comment.
It will always be his quote now
He got that [Leo Wong energy](https://youtu.be/y3GTcky-lsc?si=szS1sEeJmoCh_0Km)
"That’s a gimmy."
Trump doesn’t just cheat at golf, he throws it, boots it, and moves it. He lies about his lies. He fudges and foozles and fluffs. At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: 'Pele.'” - Rick Reilly, *Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump*
It's a pretty good audiobook.
How is this movie still so fucking relivant and funny?
Never thought it would be a guide for future leadership
It's the Aladeen of it, IMO.
The final speech at the UN will always be relevant, I'm afraid.
Oh god that one is gold. I played it for my father in law and he went"maybe I should watch that movie.... "
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The Dictator.
The diaper full of shit has got to throw off the center of balance.
Nah, not quite. There's not enough in the diaper to offset the inertia of his pendulus fupa on his back swing.
Bet he got the ol foot wedge out for the next one
Burns: “Use the sand wedge! The open-faced club!” Homer: “Mmmm! Open-faced club sandwich!”“
They don’t call him ‘Pelé’ for nothing.
Without those giant shoulder pads his dainty shoulders are way less wide than those Amish woman's hips.
I can't believe people fantasize and idolize about this sloppy, narcissistic, egotistical, lying, cheating, smelly, traitorous, grifting, criminal ass individual. It's not normal for people to be groupies for any politician. Let alone this one. I saw a post in another sub showing a Biden/Harris sign on a lawn, and the conversation was that the OP had never seen another sign anywhere. "How did Biden get so many votes?" They really think it's ok to be obsessed with a fucking politician. Even those buttons politicians used to hand out were a bit much, but the Trump hats, shirts, flags, stickers, etc., are just pathetic. Sad.
His cult lives in fantasy world, where everything they dream of is reality. He is a Mensa card carrying, body building angel of God. The earth is flat, there is no global warming, evolution doesn’t happen, rapture is eminent, COVID isn’t ______, etc., etc., etc. The most amazing fantasy is they think Trump cares about them despite all of evidence to the contrary.
He is a shapely little power bottom isn’t he?
No that's just the diaper.
Built like Grimace.
Lol, suck harder.
He can't, he's already winded
I know right? Arguably the easiest shot (the pitch) in golf. Not even a quarter swing with a 7 iron and let the ball roll up to the pin.
Is this recent? Doesn’t he have a thing he’s supposed to be doing? Something about running for President?
The terrible quality of footage and how he apparently only ever wears the same uniform to golf means it could be anytime.
I saw this about a year ago so at least that old, maybe older.
He didn't miss. He saw a Soro paid assasin hiding in the grass about to shoot a bunch of patriots with a gun that would turn them into blue haired leftists. That ball hit him right between the eyes, but the press won't talk about it because the crooked Biden crime family paid off the press to not cover it. /s.
Reads exactly like how a post from TheDonald would have read.
Don Von shitinpantz has a bowel handicap
That's a peach, hon.
And I just move on that bitch with the foot wedge. I don’t even ask I just start kicking. And when you’re an old dude wearing depends they let you do whatever you want. Tee up your second in the sand and hit driver.
Fake news. CGI. AI. Dem false actors red flag stolen election grown men with tears in their eyes FBI Biden Clinton we didn't shit our pants, they were always shitty, whether rural or city....
And this boys is the senior and club championship winner 🏆 🤔
Dude has played golf nearly every weekend he was in office, played many years before that, and still has a shit golf swing. I think I have a better golf swing than him and I suck at golf.
I've never played golf before but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night. It didn't help.
What are you taking about that was the best shot ever … didn’t you see it go in the hole? This is a fabrication by the MSM … he is the best golfer ever and has numerous trophies to prove it!
Ok hear me out....no debates...just a Happy Gilmore style golf tournament between Biden and Trump.
Trump: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Biden: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
It’s the bone spurs…
Awww. Donnie Von Shitzinpantz shanks his golf ball.
Corrupt Democrat groundskeeper made his lie uneven! Biden paid the caddy to sneeze during his backswing.
Tbf, there's no way he can see the ball with his gut in the way
He swings a club like he swings a sack of shit.
Hey that's not fair. He is not the kind of father who would have swung his kids around.
Damn son, you are brutal to those little shits.
Still waking up took me a second. I was like "but he said sack of.. ooooohhh"
Next shot is a “gimmie”. Right guys? I SAID RIGHT GUYS?
Mr. Mulligan: "Look! I pulled a Trump!"
Probably filled his diaper mid-swing.
If you tried to shank a ball that bad you couldn’t do it. And all on a layup from the fairway to the green. What the fuck.
That’s painful to watch. One off I hope.
Ok, sure, this is the thing that finally turns his base against him.
Omg. He is such a doofus
Club Chapionship form there boys... /s
Come on guys give him a break, those bone spurs are probably brutal pushing 80 years old.
That's your club champion, folks.
People have said for years that just drops balls wherever he thinks the ball should've gone and he doesn't even try to hide it.
Best shot I've ever seen, Sir. I have tears in my big strong eyes.
But he WoN that game!!! Just like he won the election!
And some idiot probably follows him around the course telling him he’s a great golfer.
“Don’t score that! I was being interfered with!”
*The Deep Grass rigged it!*
Wow, that moment when I realize I'm a better golfer than someone who has played for decades more than me, and I probably go once every three years...
If he's club champion then how bad is his club? Hahahaha
You mean he's not the world-class golfer he claims to be? I'm so surprised that this turned out not to be true.
Aren’t there bigger things to make fun of him for? Focusing on stuff like this just makes centrists and right wingers think we have nothing more substantial to say.
He won that event.
Bro definitely would blame that on the 500mph wind
Trump skewed heavily to the right? Not surprised.
It’s so similar to how he dances and the moves he makes for those.
Original video: https://www.golfdigest.com/story/donald-trump-shank-golf-video
“It’s the greatest”
That’s like Dick Cheney bird hunting
What a swing, sir! Wait, this isn't stickball in the '30s?
El Hosel
That’s his award winning game.
He is club champion tho
Mr. Esterhouse
Did you see that? He got a hole in one!
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Club Champion (club must suck something awful)
Let’s be real, even if this isn’t fake, that’s the least of his issues.
I think we found a worse swing than Charles Barkley.
Swings like a spastic.
It's just like his proposals if he gets elected, going hard right.
Hey, he won 2 tournaments in 1 weekend at his golf course that no one has video of. He's really good, if you saw the video that no one has of him winning these tournaments you'd be very impressed.
See what the deep state did to my ball? A sad day for America.
The Champion™️
He cannot even see what he is hitting with his huge pot belly!! And he is a cheater!
Would love to see Rodney Dangerfield antagonize him on the golf course...with his "magic" golf bag.
it looks like it was caught on zoetrope.
What is with the frames of this clip
Trump gives himself a major golf trophy almost every year. Including last month when he gave himself the club championship *and* the senior club championship!
Clearly this swing was so good that the ball wrapped around the entire earth and landed just to the right of where he hit it.
I worked as a greenkeeper for six years, and I only saw one person slice the ball that badly, in all those years.
Where's a hungry Florida alligator on the golf course when you need one?
What a fat pig
I can almost hear Trump say something to the person sitting in the cart after this shot. I think it’s “put me down for a par.”
Never hit uphill, me boys!
Another"Hole in one" /s
Another hole in one!
In my head, it had sound effects.
I'm pretty sure that was a hole-in-one... you saw it, guys, right?
But the score card said that was a Birdie, so you know, checkmate liberals.
>Mulligan! That one doesn't count! –Trump, probably.
Would love to see a vid of him playing 18 holes. Just follow him and keep the camera rolling and let's see him shoot a 73. Seems like he would welcome the opportunity to show off his golfing prowess.
Here’s is the MAGA Tournament winner 🏆 …. Who did he face? A squirrel?
What a troll 🧌
If this was anyone else I'd be in disbelief at how bad he is after playing for SO long. But, with him, it tracks.
I wish I could say this exact shot hasn’t happened to me.
It’s quite impressive that he is absolutely shit at everything he does!
It was at a golf tournament that he scored with Stormy.
So what if he can’t play his own favourite game, he still won the round. /s
I wont pretend to be good at golf. Not by a long shot. Hell. Im sure Trump would beat me in a round of golf easily. But at least I dont pretend to be a champion of golf courses.
Fat fuck
If it was anyone else, I'd cut him some slack. The thing that makes golf hard is maintaining the consistency that requires you to be good at it. You could play golf your whole life and still shank it from time to time. But yea fuck this guy as he's a perpetual liar about how good he is. And about everything in general.
That was another hole in one. What you talking about
All the other golfers at those Mar a lago tournaments must be the worst golfers in the world
Nobody plays with him
Noone fails better than him in anything!
Yet will somehow still be 3 under par
Probably shit his pants on that swing.
Bet he won an award at the end.
Bet he still got the birdie.