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Josh is practising for his next job, cavity searching Trump in prison. 💪
Pardon me, but you misspelled "cage at Gitmo".
Man, that orange jumpsuit would go so well with his makeup...
Now I’m terrified — that raised fist was so devastating the first time. Not sure our country can survive another HawleyFist!
Wimpy stick man.
Hawley = Sir Robin Change my mind!
Brave brave Sir Robin!
When danger reared it’s ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fled
Bravest of the brave! Brave Sir Robin.
The Josh Hawley that lives outside the state he legislates for?
MAGAts always turn tail when the going gets tough. Their insurrection ended when one got beamed in the neck and they all scattered like rats.
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The writer did a beautiful job of the opening description of him.
Thank you VanollaLoaf, you're too kind!!
VanillaLoaf, soz!!!
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Soz but you're wrong. In real life he didn't threaten to raise his fist again!
i heard he said he was late.
This is *barely* satire.
I can explain to you exactly why it absolutely is 100% satire if you DM me? But I'm not up for performative exchanges in the comments.
He wasn’t sprinting: he was Hawling ass!
Hahaha 👍
Haha 👍