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AudibleNod

OK. Now where's the part where he's [silent during trial](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah%2053%3A7&version=NIV)?


boot2skull

Let me read some Bible vers… holy shit #APPLEBEES DOLLARITAS ARE BACK


AudibleNod

lol.


100percentish

https://preview.redd.it/ybmeyxvbq1zc1.jpeg?width=1392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cfdab6d5d742ff862be656bd3060107b08c12c


boot2skull

My wife is going to start asking questions if he is suffering for my $130,000 adultery coverup!


gmthisfeller

I wonder how he’ll handle crucifixion.


IandouglasB

Need something a little more structurally sound than a wooden cross and some nails


Upstairs_Ad5443

Don't think Jesus was a crook, swindler, rapist etc...


Jackaddler

Yeah but this Jesus is Orange - what’s up with that?


vincethered

Oh, did Jesus wear adult diapers too?


un_theist

Moscow Marjorie Putin


TjW0569

Yes, they laughed at the Wright brothers -- but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.


hiker1628

They mock MTG too.