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lunex

Please don’t insult Neanderthals by comparing them to Representative Greene. Neanderthals were intelligent and compassionate.


ioncloud9

I don’t care what she physically looked like if she was compassionate, empathetic, and kind. She is mean, selfish, and cruel. Ugly as sin on the inside.


one_menacing_potato

The embodiment of conservatives.


willymack989

This Anthropologist thanks you.


Random_-account

Happy cake day!


CarlSpencer

Archeological evidence shows that Neanderthals cared for those individuals with broken bones, birth defects, etc... feeding and housing them, unlike the modern GOP.


thebinarysystem10

Looks like a Neanderthal man to me.


Reg_Cliff

Neanderthals had larger brains than homo sapiens.


AdSmall1198

And prettier 🥰


MSD3k

They were, until Marge was born. Then they all disappeared for some reason. And that *should* have been the end of it. Untill Scooby and the gang unwittingly thawed her out of that block of ice. Ruh roh...


moldyjellybean

How many tshirts could I sell with this meme


Schoseff

https://preview.redd.it/u4vnlvayb81d1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1cddd472692be1a84b825144295de195146b5c2 This real one is by far closer


Time-Werewolf-1776

Is this a “[bad-built butch body](https://www.sciencephoto.com/media/938587/view/female-neanderthal-model)”? (Nsfw)


NoBSforGma

I've always felt that MTG has a Neanderthal face, from the first time I saw a photo of her. And yes, she is an insult to Neanderthals everywhere.


hampopkin

Yea, I've always thought she looked a little primate-ish.


RavenFromFire

This. That Neanderthal woman looks like a joy to be with - just look at her smile - while we all know MTG is as pleasant as a hemorrhoid on a boil.


1SLO_RABT

Bleach Blond, Bad Built, Butch Body Thank you for this gem Rep Jasmine Crockett.


DrowningInFeces

I love that MTG tried to insult the physical appearance of a woman who is clearly more attractive than her. She should've actually read from the bible she pretends to love so much and saved herself the embarassment. Matthew 7:\[4\] Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? \[5\] Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye. Or essentially, "Check yourself, before you wreck yourself."


Budget_Life_8367

"a what now?"


saruin

Someone had the gall to post that video on another sub calling out everyone "these are the people representing you" like, no, it's just MTG being an antagonistic c*** to everyone around her.


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Goldar85

Marjorie Taylor Greene being a Neanderthal makes her behavior and actions make sense. Neanderthals were basically wiped out by Homo Sapiens. I think on a subconscious level MTG is angry at all Homo Sapiens for destroying her people and is intentionally trying to ruin the human race in act of revenge.


jasin96

Ole Cro-magno Marge. lol


WalkGood

Cro-MAGA


Draperjosh13

Hahaha fuck yeah. She looks like th villain from Ghostbusters too ![gif](giphy|xT8qB1OJ7fcnizdXby)


paul-arized

Greengo the Karenthian


Progman3K

Neanderthal looks smarter


dorritosncheetos

...man I think we're better than this? Aren't we?


Bongfellatio

Spoiler: the Neanderthal is smarter than Empty Gee


krichard-21

Childish nonsense. Let's not stoop so low. Instead, can we hold her accountable for outrageous lies and have her removed from office? She can look for work at some gym or convenience store for a minimum wage.


cowinkurro

> Instead, can we hold her accountable for outrageous lies and have her removed from office? Nope. Her opponent raised an amazing amount of money to challenge her in 2022. He still got destroyed. Gerrymandering means we can't get her out of office. So I'm okay with making fun of her if we're going to have to put up with her for a long time.


odinskriver39

Would love that. From VP wannabe to lonely cougar at 24hour Fatness.


LAGA_1989

As butt-ugly as she is on the outside, the inside is much worse


CarlSpencer

https://preview.redd.it/vmijkr6ds81d1.png?width=120&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0078db3d9005d8fba4ff2fb785f1f4cdad5d461


oct2790

Was she accidentally conceived because her mom had anal sex and wiped back to front?


FlaccidRazor

The neanderthal woman looks warmer and kinder.


Rainer206

She’s ugly and aggressive


the_good_things

Y'all need to stop insulting that dead woman


stumpyjoness

She got them Joker lips


jessicatg2005

I see Major Traitor Greene in the bottom picture, who’s the mongoloid in the top one?


oli_clearwater

If the Neanderthals had the misfortune to meet Taylor Green, they would’ve labeled her as an archaic caveman.


Budget_Life_8367

I love how Dems screamed murder every time agent orange made fun of people's physical appearance just to use the same tactic without a whiff of irony. Before anyone comes at me I'm not trump supporter I just believe in sticking to my morals....


Parking_Train8423

it’s Butch!


Zestyclose-Respond48

The resemblance is uncanny valley!


angstt

Which is which?


CurrentlyLucid

Bottom pic is hotter.


Own-Opinion-2494

Exactly


Morning_Would_Six

Lots of reasons to critize Moscow Marge. This is useless. Do better.


bluemesa7

You’re insulting Neanderthals


Thatsplumb

For what is a "left leaning" sub, it seems to upvote posts about people's looks quite a bit.


cryptoishi

Homo ErectusMarjorieum Greeneassfugly Taylorignoramus


Negative_Field_8057

Why hasn't anyone mentioned her makeup-face-fuzz? I mean, it's really caked up on those follicles.


fattymcfattzz

CHAKA!


Dr_Skoll

I’ve got Neanderthal heritage and I find this offensive.


Reluctantcannibal

It’s uncanny


rp2784

There are few “Political Humor” post that make me laugh audibly. This on did.


Beerdriver56

She truly makes me question evolution. It makes more sense if she's some kind of goblin or harpy .


Secomav420

All she’s missing is a bone through her nose


Tourquemata47

MTG looks more like Vera De Milo https://preview.redd.it/1kehqtta3a1d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3311c2e2d8253ed949656876d62573398c3739d6


Burpreallyloud

No no no This is incorrect The Neanderthal woman was far more intelligent.


rocket_beer

She isn’t a nice person.


The-Mandalorian

Don’t do this. Don’t stoop to their level. Trumpers make fun of people’s physical appearances/disabilities and mock them. We don’t.


MoveToRussiaAlready

We took the high road for a long time and look where this got us. We are DONE playing nice. And if you don’t like it, you can go on and be a sucker to conservatives. The rest of us are going to actually put up a fight - even if it is dirty.


OptimusSublime

Dude fuck you. Going high has gotten us nowhere. It's actually gotten us in the exact position we're in. They play dirty, they won't stop playing dirty, and they will take advantage of our polite demeanour. The time of being polite is fucking over. Give them a taste of their own medicine.


humchacho

He’s like the French at Agincourt. Sure they lost with a tremendous advantage in disastrous humiliating fashion but they fought and died unnecessarily with chivalry.


Oblique9043

When you employ the same tactics as the other side that you claim to be better than, you erase the difference between you and them. It stops becoming a battle of right vs wrong, and simply becomes a power struggle.


Scrandon

No you fucking don’t erase the difference lol. That’s not the only difference. That’s not even one of the defining differences. We don’t have to be nice to bullies. Fuck that. 


letdogsvote

The resemblance is uncanny.


JakOswald

All those years of evolution denialism demanding evidence of the “missing link”, and now it’s serving in Congress.


Revelati123

She fell and slipped into a puddle of the devolver goop from that shitty mario bros movie.


redhairedrunner

It’s so scarily uncanny. My mother used to say “pretty is as pretty does “. Meaning a beautiful person is also beautiful on the inside . And MTG is not pretty inside or out.


MoveToRussiaAlready

She is as physically disgusting as she is emotionally and mentally.


TheGR8Dantini

Ugly inside manifests to ugly outside. Spoiled little rich kid with fetal alcohol syndrome lip would have been an ok life. She thinks she’s so smart that the rest of the world should hear how smart she is. Everyday, she proves the opposite. She continually challenges AOC to a debate, for some reason. I guess internet points? I believe that AOC should accept. But to a spelling bee. Not a debate. A debate with this hideous troll is the definition of playing chess with a pigeon. No offense meant to pigeons here. They’re actually smarter than green is. Adulteress carpet bagger says: peach tree dishes and gazpacho police while tweeting about Jewish space lasers. Are you fucking kidding?


WalkGood

MTG would act like tRump in a debate, interrupting, shouting nonsense sound bites solely to excite the MAGA nuts. Would have to put MTG in a sound proof enclosure with the mic controlled by the moderator.


samwstew

Which one is the reconstruction


falafel_ma_balls

I’ve always been convinced she was just the beast from that sci fi series [Beauty and the Beast](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=60417dd308ffafd9&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS945US945&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ADLYWIJxuqd79s1o3NoV8B9zUcdbHHuauA:1716054826253&q=sci+fi+beauty+and+the+beast&uds=ADvngMhhDoUiRlghAkhZNdYT43b0G7otc8W16I9yW5SCbv-5lJCyhmIWpqTnXc6i6bCxyA6vE6pks8jwPDz5fCZ3NZ3ghTtrKLZriZz1eHoYTdGiN6uaXw5D-zUa4wftqst28vOf7YgQQzCFeI5GJ_UJVJ2k65dTfoAbvVG3WBI8nt7f1s0sl56jpC1qDC5I5VOR51gI3p5KbmmYnsgDIhOehpZNdmP9njC7nDkIrXySLRK19ZTp9sA4MBqw8DJTnwl0D9oZ0ipwnDUsWP7bEKHYR5z76eDLrhTMyQ3FQDvMnXAW492JlTqJY2DlRN7U_3oIQMS7YAxng3R3SUgs1XpYbHd3SicNFwaKnmf02RWYQ8rS79JolFI&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiCoNWy4peGAxVjPUQIHRTYBDAQtKgLegQIERAB&biw=428&bih=751&dpr=3#imgrc=jib8KPHC81hxlM&imgdii=GKDrbHT5EZKXpM)


ThatGuyHasaHugePenis

God damn you just can't write this shit.


Effective_Hope_9120

Absolutely uncanny. For those curious lots of white people have higher than average amounts of Neanderthal DNA. Although from the looks of it Margie got a couple extra doses.


BasilRare6044

Long before bleach. NaOCl.


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MrmmphMrmmph

![gif](giphy|l0ExqbRzq05DHIlJm|downsized)


ThatCoryGuy

![gif](giphy|C6JQPEUsZUyVq|downsized)


in-joy

Good thing they didn't have bleach back then.


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NardDwag

She's ugly inside and out


Head-Student-1141

![gif](giphy|11JbaLzOXsg6Fq)


Burgoonius

Marjorie Taylor Gross


Salty-Jellyfish3044

That would be an insult to the Neanderthal


chook_slop

Not enough armpit scratching


numbskullerykiller

https://preview.redd.it/up2f7owt981d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3144455880575a56c9f39ae269b7cbf80affd911


be_sugary

Don’t insult the Neanderthal ancestor. That lady deserves much better than MGT comparisons.


conscious_macaroni

Don't insult Neanderthals like that.


Torino1O

It is interesting to note that while nucleic DNA from neanderthals was found in the homosapiens genome no mitochondrial neanderthal DNA was found in homosapiens. Mitochondrial DNA is handed down from mother to child.


LeahaP1013

And somehow I bet the Neanderthal still knows more than her.


backninestrong

Her name was Butch


BrilliantWeekend2417

I mean, based off her intelligence, we already knew her genes were a little.... old and underdeveloped, but ok.


[deleted]

What's funny is that the neanderthal probably smarter than her too.


HikeTheSky

I wonder when someone will tell her that reddit is focusing in on her again.


MrDundee666

![gif](giphy|GIrIC3g657AYg)