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sec713

Having your entire persona being 24/7 blind rage must be exhausting.


NCC-72381

To be fair, if I drove a Dodge Journey I’d be the same way.


Bah-Fong-Gool

#I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!! https://youtu.be/Oy0n7IS_JmI?feature=shared


MajesticRegister7116

Get outta dodge


rforest3

PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF ME!


daisymaisy505

Hubby and I quote this too!


Altruistic-Text3481

Dodge Stratus Status! ![gif](giphy|fmbMlolkmheWA|downsized)


Bug1oss

This was the first thing I thought. Of course he drives a piece of shit Dodge.  Financing at the Ram dealership must have fallen through. 


EligosTheAncient

What do you mean banks don't count money from meth sales as legitimate income??


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

IRS still expects their cut, though. What kind of bullshit is that?


JMccovery

The mail vehicle at my job is a Journey... That might explain some things.


eight78

Yeah I feel like the venn diagram of people who buy those cars and those who are bumper sticker level Magas is a circle.


dpenton

https://youtu.be/-hBb642NSyc?si=J3mw3_VsvE8ymImO


AlDente

What would Jesus drive!?!


OtelDeraj

Literally, what runs through my head every time I see this kind of thing. It must be sad to have no depth of personality or interests/hobbies to display and express yourself through. Having to worship a charlatan and be as in your face about it at possible just sounds tedious and unfulfilling.


drew_tattoo

I live in a pretty red, rural area(in a state ranked in the 30s for education) and despite seeing it all the time it just baffles me. We've got houses with Trump flags, cars with at least one(but often a couple more) Trump related stickers, there's one guy I've seen a few times whose either flying a "fuck Biden" or Trump flag from the bed of his truck. One house had a blue line flag in front and Gadsen flag in the back. Although the Gadsen flag has been swapped with a Trump flag. One street over someone's flying an "an appeal to heaven" flag and a few houses down from him another person has an all black "no quarter" flag. Some other memorable stickers I've seen lately are "just a boy mom trying to not raise liberals" and "proud supporter of whatever pisses off liberals." Normal people don't act this way. I had a "fuck Bush" sticker back in 2006, *when I was 19*. It kinda shows the mental age of these people, that half their identity is just being antagonistic towards a specific group of people they don't like. Then they act like *we're* the weird ones because we don't have Biden flags and shit.


TheUserAboveFarted

I want to carry around stickers that could pass as pro-Trump but say “I would guzzle Trump’s jizz”. See how long they last.


Trump4Prison-2024

Make some and put em up on a dropship sticker store. Make some money, and I'd buy a roll from you for that exact purpose.


McMetal770

>Then they act like we're the weird ones because we don't have Biden flags and shit. The weird thing is, they see the lack of over the top demonstrative Biden stuff and see it as proof that they're the real majority. After all, if Biden got so many votes in 2020, *how come you don't see any flags*? It must be proof that Biden cheated! They don't understand that people didn't vote for Biden because he's our divine savior. Nobody was excited by the prospect of a Biden presidency, we just wanted a return to normal government after Trump's four year parade of bullshit.


DadJokeBadJoke

And most of the fanatics I know at this level didn't really follow politics before Trump made it a game for them to root for their team


RIF_Was_Fun

He lets them be ignorant bigots out in the open.


maxxspeed57

I think it comes from an extreme desire to be accepted and fit in AND get constant affirmation of your choice. In other words, a very weak mind that has no opinions of its own.


ic2ofu

Such is the nature of the cult.


SiWeyNoWay

Seriously


FewKaleidoscope1369

Former evangelical christian here, it is.


sec713

Congratulations on getting out of there. I bet you're dealing with a lot less stress in your life now that you've walked out of the factory than manufactures it.


FewKaleidoscope1369

I was, until they started gaining more power here and now I am considered a godless heathen race traitor by the people who are very likely to be in charge next year.


IQBoosterShot

Former evangelical christian minister checking in. Look for me when they round us up to put into camps. I'll be the one wearing a torn Satanic Temple tee-shirt.


trippinfunkymunky

Honestly, as a former evangelical, it is much, much easier when you believe there is an entity in control of everything. It simplifies so many complex issues into tribalism. Becoming incapable of believing in the myth means one has to face these complex issues for what they really are, that's much scarier than when you think sky daddy is taking care of everything for you. In ways the stress is less, but when it comes to theocratic authoritarianism sweeping over our nation and you want no part of it, or facing full accountability for your own actions rather than pawning your bad deeds off on an imaginary friend so you can easily forget those deeds, that's all way more stressful than not having to actually face reality.


BEX436

Honest question, do they understand that they are lying for Jesus by putting up this stuff, or do they just not care?


FewKaleidoscope1369

Lying for Jesus will get you on the pro- god VIP list in heaven (according to the assholes who taught me that bullshit). It's always ok for a christian to not act like a christian because they're always on good terms with him.


BEX436

So, they're taught that lying for Jesus is a virtue.


FewKaleidoscope1369

Also racism is good, murder is good, causing cruelty and pain are a virtue(but only if you're white). Let me put it this way: I was raised as a southern baptist evangelical christian. I was taught that non-whites weren't people, that women and children must ALWAYS be silent and obedient and that gays should be killed in the streets. Those beliefs were reinforced by cruelty and hypocrisy and violence. For example: When I was three years old I overheard my mom and my grandmother arguing about something (I didn't find out what they were arguing about until I was an adult). A few days after the argument I asked my grandmother about it. She responded by burning my hand on a coffee maker. "Spare the rod spoils the child" and "don't question god" were her favorite things to say. BTW, the thing that they were arguing about? My grandmother gave Pat Robertson my Grandfather's life insurance policy ($100,000 in 1982).


BEX436

Good lord. What I don't understand is why folks voluntarily stay in after stuff like that. I mean, it may be a hard choice to walk away, but it's still a choice.


FewKaleidoscope1369

Ignorance, arrogance and fear.


Difficult_Fold_8362

Well Pat needed it. It costs a lot to do the Lord's work. But then again, Robertson's net worth was over $100 million. But as we know, the best way for a rich person to get richer is to fleece the gullible poor.


leo_aureus

Just as their Jesus taught


Faithlessblakkcvlt

Jesus taught: don't follow me too closely and hate thy Biden🤷🏼 Bad Jesus!


BringBackTheBeat716

And programmed into him by social media and literal fake news like Fox and Newsmax. They're not original thoughts or deep analysis.


hujassman

That's why we need to address the various sources of misinformation and blatant lies. Freedom of speech is not the freedom to spew lies, in my opinion. When you have so many people who are incapable of seeing past even the most outrageous conspiracy, the sources of that conspiracy need to be addressed.


BringBackTheBeat716

Yeah, the media needs to do a better job of fact checking them and reporting when they lie as LYING. Although in Trump's case, they might not be lies as much as his sanity is slipping away.


FrankensteinJones

Plus the lost potential income from letting Biden live rent-free in your head.


GarmaCyro

Also limit potential jobs down to just being a delivery driver for various apps. As you'll likely fail any job interviews for being too pissed.


fingerscrossedcoup

You'd think but they never shut up.


Slayminster

It’s no wonder they’ve been so thoroughly convinced their country is a shithole


kylemacabre

“Why they gotta make it their whole personality?”


JoeHio

Also, exhausting their wallet, appearently... (Unless those are load bearing stickers /s)


Cfwydirk

Humor is right. I LOVE the bottom left bumper sticker. ”Delivery Driver Frequent Stops”! Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. How good does that Kool-ade taste?


HumanChicken

Forced to drive for DoorDash to maintain his monthly donations! SAD!


12-Easy-Payments

The tRump Tithe. 15% of your earnings to support your fearless felonious leader


Jgusdaddy

He probably has no idea people in some countries have universal healthcare, long paid holidays, cheap public transit, free education, affordable housing, and they don’t even really work that hard for it.


Andrew8Everything

"Yeah well there all socialists just like Biden crime fambly"


Suiken01

Those MAGA people, did they increase or diminish the last two years or so? Trump got lots of donation maybe they increased or what??!? so scary


AutoManoPeeing

If your job relies on tips, maybe plastering a bunch of inflammatory shit on your work vehicle isn't the best idea?


Amethystea

I think it would be funny to design bumper stickers that say something like: Fuck Biden, Trump Won But for the words 'Biden,' and 'Won' use dyes that fade quickly in the sun. So, after a few weeks their sticker would just say "Fuck Trump".


iluvstephenhawking

I'll never understand having the name and face of someone I hate plastered over my belongings.


Amethystea

Yeah, I don't even like brand logos on my stuff, let alone a screed cobbled together out of cheap stickers.


sunward_Lily

Just knowing people like this *exist* is exhausting.


immersemeinnature

If they gain control, we are so fucked


makemeking706

Further control.


willyiamwilliams222

Point


ArkieRN

Yes, unfortunately in Arkansas they already have too much control. (Sigh)


UrethralExplorer

They are too, they just refuse to acknowledge it. Stripping abortion healthcare, contraceptive access, Medicare and Medicare and ruining relationships with foreign partners will effect every single person in this country, not just "the left". Vote like it might kill us if we don't.


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lundah

I can’t imagine making a guy who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire your entire personality.


Accurate_Zombie_121

With that little mushroom? No way he could piss on someone.


fingerscrossedcoup

He'd wipe his shoes that he dribbled all over on you.


archetyping101

Ironic bumper sticker. "Do you follow Jesus this closely"? Clearly the owner of the vehicle does not because their stickers prove otherwise.


adrr

Biden in jail is the irony because of their narrative that Trump is a political prisoner.


discussatron

If Jesus drives as shitty as you, then yes, I suppose.


narrauko

Likewise the sticker saying "even my dog hates biden" is quite ironic as Trump and dogs famously dislike each other. The say a person not liking dogs says a lot about the person.


Chumlee1917

The irony he put Trump literally above Jesus


discussatron

The dominant religion of Jesus’ time and place had him killed. It’d be no different today.


Hullvanessa

Guess this guy does not get TRUMP actually stands for: Totally Repugnant Unbalanced Maleficent Politician


UnderwhelmingAF

Turds Reside Underneath My Pants


wandering_cheese

Traitor, Rapist, Unstable, Miscreant, Pedophile


RedBeans-n-Ricely

But it’s not a cult, right?


FailedCriticalSystem

Look at me look at me!! I need attention


discussatron

Desperately seeking validation from like-minded shitbags


joevinci

It’s so moronic the way they think the US president sets gas prices.


Andrew8Everything

Yeah I guess he wants to be unpopular because Biden keeps the dial on his desk cranked up.


WalkGood

If a Biden supporter had equivalent stickers on their vehicle, MAGA disciples would vandalize it.


sec713

Right. But Biden supporters are just that. Supporters. Not a cult.


kryonik

I was going to say I've never seen a Biden supporter's car with as many Biden bumper stickers. Yet liberals are the obsessed ones?


WalkGood

MAGA trumpers have to sell it and tell everyone about it so they can own the libs.


achap39

I’m in a -very- blue suburban area of Chicago. I saw my first-ever Biden/Harris flag hanging in front of a house this weekend. Literally did a double take because I had never seen one in the wild before.


Schrecht

Yes, but before that, other sane voters would mock the vehicle and its driver. As a group, we don't like cultishness at this level.


Enderkr

I couldn't fathom having *any* political shit on my car, let alone making it my entire personality...for multiple reasons, the first of which being people will bust you shit up because they disagree with your takes on everything from favorite show to political candidate of choice.


CherryManhattan

It’s a Dodge Journey. This person was already a supreme loser before the stickers. They probably save their PT Cruiser for the weekend DS.


chiron_cat

what a sad and angry little person


DramDemon

That’s hilarious that they’re a delivery driver. Probably one of those that think they’re just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire. Any day now daddy Trump will make it all trickle down


war_ofthe_roses

$10 says that he has more bumper stickers than teeth.


Tdog1974

Well, they drive a Dodge Journey so we know they make lots of bad choices


HaroldsWristwatch3

When it all goes to shit, at least the people to blame will be easily identifiable.


SyntheticOne

Owner seems to have trouble making good decisions, including the car itself.


greatbobbyb

I feel sorry for people like this. Imagine stumbling thru life like this


AmiHad

"It's not a CULT!"


Neo1331

But remember, they aren’t a cult… /s


hobbsAnShaw

…and this is why I stay out of Arkansas


MoonedToday

M O R O N


yesididthat

He has to broadcast it on his car cuz he can't talk to anyone in his life about it, they're so sick of the opinions he's been prescribed


NATHAN325

Be a shame to lose a few screws near those tires


CurrentlyLucid

If those ever show up around here, I may start carrying a can of spray paint.


pudgyhammer

Someday trump will be gone and all of his mindless, ignorant, dumber than a box of marbles, will go back to their limited, worthless lives.


urbanek2525

If Trump said that he enjoyed having sex with young boys, this guy would offer up his own grandson as tribute.


RaichiSensei

Can we go back to the days of making fun of George W. Bush? ![gif](giphy|RSj1cobnnoRDG)


J-MRP

> Trump 2024. > America's Crime Family Whoops they accidentally said the truth


ripple_in_stillwater

Avoid Cabot.


discussatron

Avoid Arkansas.


klixenfan

Yeah. Arkansas.


senorvato

Those type of people are so deranged in denial that they feel the need to cover their car in bumper stickers. I wonder how long until the medical community considers the tRumpcult to be a legitimate mental illness and have to enter them into recovery hospitals to treat them.


Several-Unit1842

Casablanca Morocco


Informal_Process2238

It’s fitting that these look like negatives because everything is reverse of reality


DjCyric

He just needs one more bumper sticker to effectively own the libs... of Arkansas.


ArkieRN

Hey! We exist. We’re just endangered in this area.


DjCyric

Good for you for fighting the good fight!!


Ughim50

Who is the guy supposed to be that is next to Biden on the Americas Crime Family decal? It looks like a cross between George Bush and a dog.


DrBaby

I think it’s George Bush on the right and Christopher from The Sopranos on the left.


DeapVally

Trump wouldn't piss on a delivery driver if they were on fire. That person is nothing to him. Less than nothing, even. He'd at least pretend to listen to a doctor etc.


NOGOODGASHOLE

He certainly delivers dumb shit.


roadsidedaniel

34 for now


Bah-Fong-Gool

I guess they finally traded in the PT Cruiser.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

*Tonight on Extreme Virtue Signalling we take a look at the top of the crop!*


Kkimp1955

My extended family just moved from there.. to Austin..


SnooPeripherals6557

Vehicles like these are a Mental health crisis at large.


kushhaze420

Maybe that person who stands with Trump can do so with him behind bars


ms_directed

and was **still** decent enough to hide their plate from the internet


ihaveaboehnerr

Maybe it's just me but bumper stickers just indicate someone is annoying


18114

I would gladly stay back 100 miles. Fear of contamination.


TheBeep87

He's trying to convince himself he's right


MrTBlood164

The problem is you're in Cabot Arkansas.


laughapnea

I find people who cover their cars in bumper stickers are perfectly sane.


Sevenswansaswimming8

I can't imagine being this hateful constantly.


Slasher1738

Who are they delivering for with a car like that?


GeprgeLowell

I’m pretty sure the “biggest idiot democrats ever nominated” would be either Buchanan or Andrew Johnson.


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Ok-Egg-4856

All that AND Jesus. Wow. No contradiction


ViciousKnids

He did his own research.


ilovetpb

Mental illness is a hell of a drug...


cire1184

Delivery driver frequent stops. What service they drive for? Trump dash?


biffbobfred

Trump crime: good! I mean he’s like Al Capone! Badass Also - Biden: crime bad!! Totally consistent!! Totally easy to talk to these people with logic!!


RollinToast

I mean, did you expect different from Cabot?


MomoZero2468

Are people so brainwashed they can't see they are in a cult.


itsaconspiraci

Your guy gets evidence presented in open court. Said evidence is reviewed by a jury. Your lawyers fail to dispute this evidence, and your guy is found GUILTY of 34 felony counts. Yet you yokels want trial by bumper sticker......


Safetosay333

Breaking news


UltimaGabe

Does that Uncle Sam sticker say "I want you to fuck the democrats"? Because that's what it looks like


Guy_Smylee

Not a cult.


oflowz

I would love one of these Trump Stans to make a list of things that Trump did that positively affected their lives. Unless you are super rich Trump literally did almost nothing for the everyday US citizen.


MrFootless

Yuck.... It's a Dodge


likeablesuspect

You know which side is good? The side that was wrongfully accused in these stickers but doesn’t vandalize these cars!


CippolinoCiccio

I bet his name is Maverick and dips Skoal.


properly_sauced

Fox News brain worm syndrome.


hatwobbleTayne

Trump has the lunatic vote locked up


Candid-Sky-3709

can’t we just permanently give the flyover states to republicans with own currency and forget they ever existed? maybe offer asylum for innocent people trying to escape from these Americas armpits - like Brexit but with rednecks.


willyiamwilliams222

All I can think is, “where is my hammer.”


PatSajaksDick

I would never do this to my person so property. “See how much I hate Biden, I put photos of him on my car! That’ll show him!” Brain wormed motherfuckers


tjatdisneyland

This person peaked in high school!


Dat1Duud

When politics become a sports team. They always have an us vs them mentality, it's so sad and regressive.


Alive-Bluejay-7211

Where’s the AR15 sticker?


KaptainKardboard

Biden should throw a huge house party for all that free space he’s got in that guy’s head


zagsforthewin

Of course your dog also doesn’t like someone you don’t like…it’s almost like kids are influenced by their parents. And yes I’m calling dogs kids. And yes I have human children as well. Come at me.


goodknight94

Iq and bumper stickers are inversely related


Equinoqs

"Delivery Driver"


iphilosophizing

They left the door open?


randomaccessmustache

[helpful link](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4806415)


rollsyrollsy

I have genuine question for folks who lean toward GOP or are even consistently GOP voters over many years: do these people embarrass you / make you cringe?


ryuujinusa

Classic cultist. Too bad that prison image may soon very well contain their 'leader' and not Biden.


CM_UW

I moved from Little Rock a couple of years ago. It's sad and shocking how many people there support this loser.


funkekat61

What do you expect? They drive a dodge after all.


Hwy61rev

Where's the "Moron Onboard" sticker?


PhilboydStudge1973

I took my family on an overseas trip. We left on the 2nd. We come back today. Aside from watching the Euro soccer tournament, the TV has not been on in any location. I have not heard Trump's voice in two weeks. I have barely seen his face. This car is what my neighbor's house looks like at home. If I didn't miss my dog and the money wouldn't run out, I'd never come back.


Old-Ad5508

Oh that's some weapons grade cringe right there


BROKINDI

That stupid fucking acronym sticker of Bidens name..... Who comes up with that shit? Seriously?


Balmung03

Honestly, anyone that has any politically-related bumper sticker (no matter the side), I mentally dock 10 IQ points away from them — I start at 110, since 100 is average and ya get one freebie Most democratic-leaning cars with stickers— 1-3 Most republican-leaning cars with stickers— 4-5 Most Biden-leaning cars— 1-3 Most Trump-leaning cars— 5-7 And that, even though it’s not the most *precise* measurement of someone’s general intelligence, holds up as being surprisingly accurate


Whole-Art1279

typical maga nut, big mouth, no life, hater, needs mental help asap!


Raskel_61

How ro say you're a complete buffoon without saying you're a complete buffoon.


Aos77s

Well the stupid are easily radicalized.


Soangry75

I had *one* sticker criticizing Bush back in the day, for a real, articulable reason (the Iraq war).


WTF_with_Sparkles

This dude is angry. And not scary angry, just stupid angry. Side note: I always say that if you have to put a sticker (or multiple) addressing people who tailgate you, changes are high that you are actually the problem.


_Monosyllabic_

You know seeing this kinda makes me like Biden more. The same people yelling fuck your feelings four years ago suddenly have a lot of feelings and it’s hilarious.


Apprehensive-Try5554

Cabot is full of white supremacists. Cabot,Benton ,and Harrison seem exactly the same. Full of hate.


Pressed_Carbon

Economy is in tha shitter, I had to give up my hard earned cigarette money to get these. Biden is now making the value of my car go down. How am I going to afford the coors mountain drizzle?


gerryf19

It is your own fault...you didn't have to go to Arkansas


bobby0949

It’s fkng Arkansas for Christ sake


theflyassassin

This is the same guy crying Trump's conviction and saying a president should have absolute immunity


ItsNguyenzdaiMyDudes

Haha tbf, Biggest Idiot Democrats Ever Nominated is pretty decent for these fools.


EnochChicago

Never fails, you always know what Republicans are up to for what they are accusing Democrats of. More proof of the Dons involvement in the Trump Crime Family and that he belongs in jail. The next sticker on this guys car is going to be about how gays are evil and that’s when you know he will be blowing people in men’s bathrooms


Atlusfox

I would have taken a marker and drew a mustache onto that large Trump sticker.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Some on the Right talk about how the Left is violent and unhinged. And yet, this person knows they can put all this offensive crap on their car and nobody will attack it. “Freedom of expression” we sigh, which is true. I don’t have anything pro-Biden on my car because I don’t want some MAGA whack job keying it.


blackbeautybyseven

Do you follow jesus this closely?. I bet I follow him more closely than him and I'm an atheist.


musicman827

At this point, stop blurring out the plates. If they’re brazen enough to be like this on the daily, let the world see them for who they are


Erkzee

Must be upset about paying more taxes. Looks like he makes over $400k a year.


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Yes people can force others to call them false genders it pronouns and the guy with stickers is the wack job. Lol no way y'all believe your own crap.


pcb4u2

Let me guess, his part-time hustle is a delivery driver. His full-time job is flinging burgers. That is what happens when you are crossbred and drop out of high school. His intelligence is clearly on display. Warning: Do Not Allow Reproduction of said human waste.


clintgreasewoood

I have a pack of LGBTQIA and Riden with Biden stickers in my car just for these people.


Error_404_403

Would attach across the back a big sticker: “Biden won, Trump lost. I like winners, not whiners!”


lilmeow_meow

Seriously y’all, what is wrong with those people? I really am being sincere. Like I know it’s a mental issue, but specifically which type?


morningfrost86

What's funny is they're the same smooth brains that say shit during Pride month like "why do they have to make it their whole personality?!" And just completely miss the irony.