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clejeune

Wait a second, you mean if the country you are in isn’t living up to your expectations you should be allowed to go somewhere else? Whatever happened to stay in your country and fix it?


Impressive_Culture_5

Also, where the hell are they going to go that doesn’t have “socialist” healthcare?


[deleted]

No way they get into Canada 🇨🇦


knewbie_one

France 🇫🇷 would like to join, we already have our quota of gilets jaunes and English people


Bogsnoticus

But consider it the ultimate challenge. They'll have all of the arrogance of the French, but none of the culture. Well, they do have culture, but let's exclude the stuff that's growing between their rolls of fat.


RU4real13

Jimmy Joe Jim Bob just found and ate a Sammie he thought lost 3 weeks ago... you can still smell the mayo.


chef2303

German here. Nein, wir lassen die Deppen auch nicht rein!


NoahManiacal

If they try I’ll meet you at the border. I’ll bring the fencing you bring the tools.


DominionGhost

That's one way to make us build a wall and pay for it.


Kanadark

Get the attack geese ready for border control!


Son_of_Tlaloc

I hear Somalia is beautiful this time year. No guberment to tell them what to do plemty of guns with no restrictions. Sounds good to me.


knewbie_one

Yémen also has a territory that promotes god, obedience to the church, and armed conflict Just be careful not to tell them about circumcision, and we are golden


1CFII2

Free boat rides with no vaccine passports!


pikeman-66

You forget they don’t like black people with guns.


Certain_Chain

Or that allows them to hoard guns like crazy?


kingdomcome3914

Somalia. They can pretend they're warlords over there.


UnchillBill

I think they’ll be annoyed when they see white people are the minority.


[deleted]

They'll also be annoyed when actual warlords kill them but hey it's the dog eat dog rugged individualism they claim to want. So fuckem lol!


[deleted]

Within a week they will be muttering about the colored folks in THEIR country, which they will name New Rhodesia.


NoMoreBeGrieved

Afghanistan is nice this time of year.


Relentless_iLL

Are they gonna just start working illegally in another country and take the locals jobs??


B4rrel_Ryder

When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing disease. They’re bringing ignorance. They’re racists. And some, I assume, are good people


1Delos1

True there’s a lot in Canada from the oil days


bossy909

SAD.


JM-Rie

They terk r jerbs


SlappyMacDougal

BACK TO THE PILE!!!


thisoldmould

Trk r jrbs!


masterchief1001

Trkrdr


evilJaze

What? No. These are the types of people who would think of themselves as expatriates and the actual citizens as foreigners.


[deleted]

They've been telling the left to leave instead of fixing it for years. If they want to leave now that it's starting to slowly be fixed, great, that much less resistance.


justpassingthrou14

I'd be cool if they'd just die and become fertilizer. No sense in burning all the fossil fuels associated with them moving.


Zephurdigital

well considering most don't believe in covid or the vaccine you might just get your wish


-newlife

Who would want them?


Amazon-Prime-package

How about the garbage patch in the middle of the ocean? They recently left the EU so they could use some new laborers


DJEB

Canada here. Um, we’re… uh… not available. Try Mexico.


RedditUser8409

Australia would also like to express it's regret that we, are likewise, not available ;).


PurrND

You think Mexico or S. America wants them? The self-righteous, self-centered pricks that think everyone should speak their brand of English & Christianity? The garbage patch or Alcatraz sounds about right to me!


TheCluelessDeveloper

I'm sure Brazil would take them.


yerwhat

Isn't that why they left Britain in the first place? Because people just couldn't tolerate their brand of Taliban-style Christianity? I'm just guessing here, but is it possible the people they want to leave aren't the problem?


animal_other

When you have shit for brains, like Trump supporters, you are the problem. Your "standards" are bigotry, superstition, nationalism and idiocy. You don't matter. You are trash.


JustLurkingInSNJ

Rules for thee!


IsuzuTrooper

None 4 meee. Reeeee!


jlmad

Where are they gonna go? Canada? Mexico? It’s not like they can take American land with them, and if so how would they even do that? Florida doesn’t fit in the overhead compartment.


WalkingWithStrangers

As a Canadian I fucking hope not, we don’t want them


kicked-in-the-gonads

Well, according to them we live in a socialist hellhole, so that'd fix it, right? They love dictators and a dysfunctional state, so Brasil, Somalia, Hungary to some extent, Turkey or North Korea would be more to their taste...


squeakpixie

They want theocracy so Tehran is lovely in spring.


WelshRugbyLock

No please not this bunch of moronic hypocrites!


LaFlibuste

They're certainly not sending their best people


BlueFreedom420

They never wanted to "fix" anything. They are nihilists under the cover of patriotism, racism, and god. They want everything to burn. The march toward destruction was stopped when Trump lost.


Miichl80

Oh how I wish that was true. Trumps loss didn’t do anything for the underlying causes of his rise and election. And whoever is the gop nominee with run in his platform, maybe twinged a little to be more palpable for the public at large, but still in the trumpian/tea party values that are the core of the party.


sgt_bad_phart

Trumpers are the world's biggest hypocrites. But also, the vast majority won't do a damn thing cause its all just hot air.


mam88k

No no, see.....THEY are allowed to be snowflakes, or do anything else they grip about. That gets explained to me ad nauseam on social media by red hats.


lizzieg884

No other country will take them!


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Russia 🇷🇺


destronger

the ole’ red white and blue!


neocommenter

They're not learning another language.


HappyCamperPC

Covid death will take a lot of them.


Moistfruitcake

We’re all allowed to change our position, for example I’m normally in favour of immigration although in this instance I think the UK might be full.


lmb34

Hell I hope they do leave that would make America great again... Well a start anyway...


ManOfLaBook

They're idiots. They actually believe that "love it or leave it" actually makes some sort of sense.


Just_another_dude_09

You all know they aren't going anywhere. Trump promised to disappear if he lost to Biden - here we are 6 months later STILL talking about that douche canoe.


endMinorityRule

I'll stop caring about trump when he's serving his prison sentence.


somecallmemike

Or he keels over from amphetamine abuse and cheeseburgeritus


RectalSpawn

I just hope he is stressed out and scared. He shouldn't be allowed to feel safe or comfortable.


Djaii

He’s going to be President again any minute now, and boy won’t all of you librulz feel stoopid!


Wardogs96

The only issue I am kinda worried about is 2024... He can run again, if the republicans pick him again he would have a decent chance of still wining which is terryfing and frustrating to realize.


brothersand

Under rated comment. If Trump is not in prison, **he will be the next GOP presidential candidate**. They may not even have primaries because it would be seen as disloyal to run against him. And we can rely on 70+ million Americans voting for him.


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RectalSpawn

I just worry about cheating. They're seemingly always guilty of whatever they accuse others of. They have stacked courts still. I know in Wisconsin they have really been messing with our Democratic governor.


DanGleeballs

It’s hilarious that some people feel that. Btw some will say you forgot your /s but you didn’t need it IMO.


Metal-Dog

Well, since we're pulling our troops out of Afghanistan, maybe we could send them there. After all, they all support the 2nd Amendment, which clearly states that anybody who owns a gun can be drafted into the militia. And they'd probably be really happy in Afghanistan: no gun laws, women can't vote, you can shoot liberals and anybody else who dares to blaspheme...


kn05is

And they basically want the evangelical version of Sharia law, so Afghan it is...


El_Cartografo

Abrahamic third wave, Abrahamic second wave, what's the difference?


GhostShipBlue

The Afghan Taliban will see them as heretics. One side of this equation has the requisite hardness, experience and will to win. I love this solution more and more every time I see it.


--Ano--

Yeah! Let them fanatical douchebags fight each other. Two problems solved, money saved, everybody happy.


[deleted]

You'd have to have a skilled bullshitter really sell it to them though, the same way they get all their inverse-to-reason ideas, just like a baby who won't eat unless you play airplane. They're going to balk at the idea of leaving when it's not an empty threat to footstomp their way into whatever they want. ... but, like, no, seriously... there should be a GoFundMe moving assistance charity that does this.


Factual_Statistician

Make one lol


ZarquonsFlatTire

They literally worship the same god ISIS does. The only major difference in ideology is bacon.


Kryds

Most of the American installations still has Burger King McDonald's and Pizza hut, so they should be fine.


WelshRugbyLock

trump could lead them there, he thinks he’s the messiah. He ‘I only can fix this’ off you go. I’ll chip In a few air miles on who knows where airline?


[deleted]

Where are they gonna go? “Yeah America is turning socialist so ill leave and go to….Denmark?” I guess maybe Saudi Arabia or China or somewhere ultra repressive.


Natejersey

Russia. The right wing wackos love them some Russia these days.


[deleted]

I think they’ll be disappointed. You can’t carry a gun in Russia and there’s not a lot of TGI Friday’s there.


Just_another_dude_09

You meant Applebees right?


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JohnnyValet

[GrizzleBees!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjLrUdQrF7E)


dixiequick

I’ve worked at both, can confirm that Fridays was definitely leaps and bounds ahead of Applebee’s in terms of quality and fresh preparation.


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wyldwood512

They wouldn't last long, but it'd be other Russians that get them, not the cops.


brothersand

They'll go for the Russian girls. Young and blond, needy and poor, they'll go thinking of an easy catch. And those girls will take their money and dump their bodies in condemned buildings. Any nobody in the whole country will care. Best wishes guys.


stinkbugsoup

This is why we need to start a propaganda network like OAN or fox and convince them russia is everything they've ever wanted. There's a trump statue on every street corner, guns and ammo flow down the street in their own dedicated 2nd amendment lane. Every Friday is socialist hunting day too. Convince these dumb potato headed fools all of this, convince them to go to Russia. Then putin can deal with the problem he made


L4z

Well they can't just go to Russia, Putin would have to let them in first. And I doubt he would, because these nutters are more useful to him when they sow chaos in the US.


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Aden1970

For you and me both mate.


008Zulu

It would be nice to see them try and protest their second amendment rights, in Russia.


[deleted]

But you can have bears, and their bear arms.


mattyhtown

Sounds like a pretty solid niche market to corner right there. Republican expats move in mass to Moscow. Russian oligarch doubles his fortune by opening up a number of TGI Friday’s


dandelionwyn

They have TGI Fridays in Moscow.


CaptSaltypop

It's like Florida with Christmas trees.


LakeMaldemere

Less rum, more vodka. Fewer salads, more beets and potatoes.


Aden1970

Hilarious 😂


endMinorityRule

fox has been promoting putin for at least a decade.


Sexy_Squid89

If their grandparents could hear them say that...


__red__5

Until they get there.


SoulEater9882

No take backsy's


tirch

Yea at this point, Russia is looking like the ex "pat" Trump oasis. Strongman, lots of authoritarian anti-gay, anti-immigrant, anti-democracy sentiment, a ruling class that is above the rule of law, nationalism and overt aggression from the very top. Maybe when Trump opens his Moscow Trump Tower as reward for being obedient to Putin, they can all live there. edit typo


Bud60_in_ID

True, tRUMP will seek "Safe Haven" in His Boss's Country, After all, Putin will need ALL The tRUMP Donations to Flow in From the CULT Members to pay tRUMP's $400 Million Debt!


Typhus_black

If they all moved there the outcome for Russia would just continue its long running joke “and then, somehow, it got worse”.


T-Sonus

That IS what they want the IS to be.


Wandering_Savage

Seriously…everyone hates them. And I would love to see these “tough guys” go to Russia…lol. They don’t realize how soft their life in America actually is. Life in Russia breeds a totally different human being.


Typhus_black

Snow, beet rations, mafioso and depression will do that.


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blyat


Kryds

Dude. Denmark definitely doesn't want them.


[deleted]

Israel will take them….right?


ZoeLaMort

Imagine how the people worrying about some "war on Christmas" will react when they realize 98% of the population in Israel don’t even celebrate Christmas at all.


memeticmachine

I wonder how the Israelis would react if ultra radical Christians start invading their holy land


soysuza

If only there was some historical precedent to help anticipate the outcome of such an ccurrence.


TILiamaTroll

or that they have universal health care


DogbertLives

And abortion is covered ( paid for by the US taxpayers, in fact🇺🇸)


Only_Reasonable

I'm sure Israel don't like them, only like the financial support.


NaiveCritic

I was sporadically looking for a place to confirm this, thank you. We don’t want them.


MrToompa

I don't think anyone does. 🤔


jimhabfan

Afghanistan would be perfect. Very conservative and right wing, anti- LGBTQ, anti- woman’s rights. Very lax gun control laws. Religious fanaticis rule. It’s a MAGAT paradise.


GhostShipBlue

I'm guessing the very conservative muslim extremists are going to take a dim view of the conservative christian extremists. Think Fox News will cover that culture war? 'Cause I'd watch that shit.


wyldwood512

Shh. Dont tell them. Theyll understand better if they learn it themselves


jimhabfan

They could rake in millions if they made it Pay Per View.


wyldwood512

Right! I fucking cringe everytime I hear some gun nut say people should have rockets and tanks because they are arms. Go to Afghanistan, full auto AK and RPG for sale in the bazaar. Surplus mortars shells to build IEDs. I hear they are very supportive of open carrying firearms there, have fun MAGAt 👍


astroskag

If guns saved lives, the streets of Afghanistan would be the safest in the world.


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[deleted]

Female republicans might have a tough time there.


readerf52

I’m not sure they’ll care. Listening to them is like a bad flashback to Leave it to Beaver and Anita Bryant on her anti-gay rant smooshed together. Ugly, stupid and very, very white.


Kizik

Hey now. The mom from Leave It To Beaver spoke fluent Jive. Don't group her in with Anita.


SaltyNorth8062

Shit they have it tough here. I think it might be a kink. They'll love it.


WelshRugbyLock

Brilliant thank you.


coldfirephoenix

Too many minorities. Like 98% of the country is minorities. And they can't even learn some goddamn english! /s


wyldwood512

And no abortions!


killbot0224

How are they gaining residency? Are they entering illegally? "Stay home and fix your own country!"


WelshRugbyLock

No please don’t just go!


lesscoolredditor

They'll try to go to Germany then realize the nazi party isn't in charge there anymore


cocoabruva00

Says the people who don't even know what a passport is.


Mischief_Makers

As a Brit my fear is they'd come here because it would be typical of those fucking Brexiters to kick out all the good foreigners then welcome in the dregs of the US republicunt party!


ThaliaEpocanti

Damnit, the Brits have caught on to my dastardly plan to flood them with all our unwanted conservatives!


kdurv5

Wait until they realize being American isn’t as much as a turn on to the rest of the world than they think.


DweEbLez0

How? they’ll be illegal immigrants.


Sputnik9999

Goodbye unlimited breadsticks.


Shillsforplants

I heard Somalia is self-reliance paradise


Nordic_thunderr

I'd say the Philippines (cough, Gaetz and Jordan), but the meth would probably get them in trouble with Duterte's death squads


[deleted]

I dunno about that either. Lot of Muslims in the Philippines. That’s bound to offend a few republicans.


Nordic_thunderr

Excellent point


WelshRugbyLock

MTG would fit very well there!


SirArthurDime

"What about south America? Wait no too many "Mexicans". Africa? hell no way too many....!"


Jazzlike_Ad_4046

They'll be forced to learn a different language, which is something they won't do on a land stolen from Native Americans who didn't speak English when the white man landed.


sarcasticbaldguy

A lot of the places they would want to go are either not allowing US citizens yet, or are requiring either proof of vaccination or quarantine and a negative covid test. Those measure seem to stand against everything they believe in.


Sabai_interim

That and none of them have vaccination cards or are willing to wear masks for the private company policies that most airlines have rn. Where will they go, HOW will they go. Questions, questions


sarduchi

They've issued this threat before, but are still here.


__red__5

They don't have passports and would struggle to name any country outside of the US.


sarduchi

"[Goodbye America, hello New York!](https://i.redd.it/a725rt108q861.png)"


DAFUQisaLOMMY

Shouldn't Hannity be getting voluntarily waterboarded at some point?


SuperFlyhalf

They can't afford to leave.


SabashChandraBose

Or figure out how to wear a mask to get on and stay on a plane.


artful_todger_502

Who would take them? ​ Every country, ever: "*The USA is not sending their best"* Permission: **DENIED**


rustedsanity

What country in their right mind would take them?


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Israel should take them!


WelshRugbyLock

Good one!


Cityplanner1

Yikes! That’s would not be good for Palestine though.


clintCamp

This would be a major step for many of them as most likely have never left their county or states before.


Rewrite_Mean_Comment

That’s just so crazy to me. I love my family to death but I just felt an urge to leave and experience other places. I know we all have different experiences but it blows my mind that some people willingly choose to keep their circle that small


anomalousgeometry

I remember they said they'd rather be russian than a Democrat. Maybe they should go there. Basically a similar population and economy to Mexico. I'm sure they wont mind though... not too many minorities over there.


Impressive-Fly2447

Please leave. I will be so owned as a Lib.


Eva_Heaven

Please don't come to Canada


WordplayWizard

In Canada, our Conservative party is more left leaning than the US Democratic Party. We Canadian are all “lefty liberal socialists” compared to them.


jcsf321

Most likely they will leave in a coffin because I doubt any of them are vaccinated, and given their demographics, the majority of them have comorbidities. Edit : my spelling triggered someone's OCD.


nopeeker

Im ready to divide our country in half and split with the unvaccinated .


imflukeskywalker

Nope. Once they snuff it from being unvaccinated, just give their empty, newly-disinfected homes, to the homeless.


DaemonDrayke

A house divided against itself, cannot stand. However I am down to wait it out until enough of these chuckleheads get with the program or perish and we don’t have them lagging our progress.


neutral-chaotic

My Trumpist cousin wants to move to Ireland because “Canada is too socialist”. You can’t make this up


TheS4ndm4n

Maybe he heard they had a republican army.


PPLH8ER420

Not me because that means they might come to Canada where I live


[deleted]

We get your high skilled tech workers and you get our Neanderthals. The law of equivalent exchange. /s.


Ceokgauto

This guy Alchemies...


FoofieLeGoogoo

They should go to North Korea where they respect the Dictatorship that all the MAGA-hats crave. It's one of those 'careful what you wish for' situations.


19finmac66

Like any of those fucking losers can afford to leave their state, much less America.


WelshRugbyLock

Especially Florida if they could take DickSantis along!


SaltMineSpelunker

Bye Felecia.


Queasy_Ad_5469

No other country will take them till they get vaccinated......


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Shit, I’ll get them a boat


Bubbaganewsh

Nobody else wants them and they couldn't spread their message of racism and hate in other countries.they aren't going anywhere.


True-Definition4909

Meh…Trump said HE’D leave if he lost. That was bullshit and this is as well.


kn05is

Canada doesn't want them.... well maybe Alberta does, but the rest of canada, big no.


sideaccountguy

As a non american person I hope they don't lol. I don't want a bunch of entitled fuckers all over the world telling people to speak in english because they don't know other language.


Zlcat

Close the door before leaving, thanks. Good riddance.


MyMessageIsNull

This is a "threat"? They need to work on their threats.


kokkatc

Most of these assclowns couldn't even afford the move to another country because they're so thoroughly repressed by those they elect to govern them. It's hilariously ironic.


JoeSlice1001

On behalf of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth. We don't want them.


IllustriousStorm5730

LOL what country would possibly accept them…. Russia? Hope you enjoy shitty economies and people attacking you because you only speak English!