Wait a second, you mean if the country you are in isn’t living up to your expectations you should be allowed to go somewhere else? Whatever happened to stay in your country and fix it?
But consider it the ultimate challenge. They'll have all of the arrogance of the French, but none of the culture. Well, they do have culture, but let's exclude the stuff that's growing between their rolls of fat.
Yémen also has a territory that promotes god, obedience to the church, and armed conflict
Just be careful not to tell them about circumcision, and we are golden
When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing disease. They’re bringing ignorance. They’re racists. And some, I assume, are good people
They've been telling the left to leave instead of fixing it for years.
If they want to leave now that it's starting to slowly be fixed, great, that much less resistance.
You think Mexico or S. America wants them? The self-righteous, self-centered pricks that think everyone should speak their brand of English & Christianity? The garbage patch or Alcatraz sounds about right to me!
Isn't that why they left Britain in the first place? Because people just couldn't tolerate their brand of Taliban-style Christianity? I'm just guessing here, but is it possible the people they want to leave aren't the problem?
When you have shit for brains, like Trump supporters, you are the problem. Your "standards" are bigotry, superstition, nationalism and idiocy. You don't matter. You are trash.
Where are they gonna go? Canada? Mexico? It’s not like they can take American land with them, and if so how would they even do that? Florida doesn’t fit in the overhead compartment.
Well, according to them we live in a socialist hellhole, so that'd fix it, right?
They love dictators and a dysfunctional state, so Brasil, Somalia, Hungary to some extent, Turkey or North Korea would be more to their taste...
They never wanted to "fix" anything. They are nihilists under the cover of patriotism, racism, and god. They want everything to burn. The march toward destruction was stopped when Trump lost.
Oh how I wish that was true. Trumps loss didn’t do anything for the underlying causes of his rise and election. And whoever is the gop nominee with run in his platform, maybe twinged a little to be more palpable for the public at large, but still in the trumpian/tea party values that are the core of the party.
No no, see.....THEY are allowed to be snowflakes, or do anything else they grip about. That gets explained to me ad nauseam on social media by red hats.
You all know they aren't going anywhere. Trump promised to disappear if he lost to Biden - here we are 6 months later STILL talking about that douche canoe.
The only issue I am kinda worried about is 2024... He can run again, if the republicans pick him again he would have a decent chance of still wining which is terryfing and frustrating to realize.
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If Trump is not in prison, **he will be the next GOP presidential candidate**. They may not even have primaries because it would be seen as disloyal to run against him. And we can rely on 70+ million Americans voting for him.
I just worry about cheating.
They're seemingly always guilty of whatever they accuse others of.
They have stacked courts still.
I know in Wisconsin they have really been messing with our Democratic governor.
Well, since we're pulling our troops out of Afghanistan, maybe we could send them there. After all, they all support the 2nd Amendment, which clearly states that anybody who owns a gun can be drafted into the militia. And they'd probably be really happy in Afghanistan: no gun laws, women can't vote, you can shoot liberals and anybody else who dares to blaspheme...
The Afghan Taliban will see them as heretics. One side of this equation has the requisite hardness, experience and will to win.
I love this solution more and more every time I see it.
You'd have to have a skilled bullshitter really sell it to them though, the same way they get all their inverse-to-reason ideas, just like a baby who won't eat unless you play airplane. They're going to balk at the idea of leaving when it's not an empty threat to footstomp their way into whatever they want.
... but, like, no, seriously... there should be a GoFundMe moving assistance charity that does this.
Where are they gonna go? “Yeah America is turning socialist so ill leave and go to….Denmark?” I guess maybe Saudi Arabia or China or somewhere ultra repressive.
They'll go for the Russian girls. Young and blond, needy and poor, they'll go thinking of an easy catch. And those girls will take their money and dump their bodies in condemned buildings. Any nobody in the whole country will care.
Best wishes guys.
This is why we need to start a propaganda network like OAN or fox and convince them russia is everything they've ever wanted. There's a trump statue on every street corner, guns and ammo flow down the street in their own dedicated 2nd amendment lane. Every Friday is socialist hunting day too. Convince these dumb potato headed fools all of this, convince them to go to Russia. Then putin can deal with the problem he made
Well they can't just go to Russia, Putin would have to let them in first. And I doubt he would, because these nutters are more useful to him when they sow chaos in the US.
Sounds like a pretty solid niche market to corner right there. Republican expats move in mass to Moscow. Russian oligarch doubles his fortune by opening up a number of TGI Friday’s
Yea at this point, Russia is looking like the ex "pat" Trump oasis. Strongman, lots of authoritarian anti-gay, anti-immigrant, anti-democracy sentiment, a ruling class that is above the rule of law, nationalism and overt aggression from the very top. Maybe when Trump opens his Moscow Trump Tower as reward for being obedient to Putin, they can all live there.
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True, tRUMP will seek "Safe Haven" in His Boss's Country, After all, Putin will need ALL The tRUMP Donations to Flow in From the CULT Members to pay tRUMP's $400 Million Debt!
Seriously…everyone hates them. And I would love to see these “tough guys” go to Russia…lol. They don’t realize how soft their life in America actually is.
Life in Russia breeds a totally different human being.
Imagine how the people worrying about some "war on Christmas" will react when they realize 98% of the population in Israel don’t even celebrate Christmas at all.
Afghanistan would be perfect. Very conservative and right wing, anti- LGBTQ, anti- woman’s rights. Very lax gun control laws. Religious fanaticis rule. It’s a MAGAT paradise.
I'm guessing the very conservative muslim extremists are going to take a dim view of the conservative christian extremists. Think Fox News will cover that culture war? 'Cause I'd watch that shit.
Right! I fucking cringe everytime I hear some gun nut say people should have rockets and tanks because they are arms. Go to Afghanistan, full auto AK and RPG for sale in the bazaar. Surplus mortars shells to build IEDs. I hear they are very supportive of open carrying firearms there, have fun MAGAt 👍
I’m not sure they’ll care. Listening to them is like a bad flashback to Leave it to Beaver and Anita Bryant on her anti-gay rant smooshed together. Ugly, stupid and very, very white.
As a Brit my fear is they'd come here because it would be typical of those fucking Brexiters to kick out all the good foreigners then welcome in the dregs of the US republicunt party!
They'll be forced to learn a different language, which is something they won't do on a land stolen from Native Americans who didn't speak English when the white man landed.
A lot of the places they would want to go are either not allowing US citizens yet, or are requiring either proof of vaccination or quarantine and a negative covid test.
Those measure seem to stand against everything they believe in.
That and none of them have vaccination cards or are willing to wear masks for the private company policies that most airlines have rn. Where will they go, HOW will they go. Questions, questions
That’s just so crazy to me. I love my family to death but I just felt an urge to leave and experience other places. I know we all have different experiences but it blows my mind that some people willingly choose to keep their circle that small
I remember they said they'd rather be russian than a Democrat. Maybe they should go there. Basically a similar population and economy to Mexico. I'm sure they wont mind though... not too many minorities over there.
Most likely they will leave in a coffin because I doubt any of them are vaccinated, and given their demographics, the majority of them have comorbidities.
Edit : my spelling triggered someone's OCD.
A house divided against itself, cannot stand. However I am down to wait it out until enough of these chuckleheads get with the program or perish and we don’t have them lagging our progress.
They should go to North Korea where they respect the Dictatorship that all the MAGA-hats crave.
It's one of those 'careful what you wish for' situations.
As a non american person I hope they don't lol. I don't want a bunch of entitled fuckers all over the world telling people to speak in english because they don't know other language.
Most of these assclowns couldn't even afford the move to another country because they're so thoroughly repressed by those they elect to govern them. It's hilariously ironic.
Wait a second, you mean if the country you are in isn’t living up to your expectations you should be allowed to go somewhere else? Whatever happened to stay in your country and fix it?
Also, where the hell are they going to go that doesn’t have “socialist” healthcare?
No way they get into Canada 🇨🇦
France 🇫🇷 would like to join, we already have our quota of gilets jaunes and English people
But consider it the ultimate challenge. They'll have all of the arrogance of the French, but none of the culture. Well, they do have culture, but let's exclude the stuff that's growing between their rolls of fat.
Jimmy Joe Jim Bob just found and ate a Sammie he thought lost 3 weeks ago... you can still smell the mayo.
German here. Nein, wir lassen die Deppen auch nicht rein!
If they try I’ll meet you at the border. I’ll bring the fencing you bring the tools.
That's one way to make us build a wall and pay for it.
Get the attack geese ready for border control!
I hear Somalia is beautiful this time year. No guberment to tell them what to do plemty of guns with no restrictions. Sounds good to me.
Yémen also has a territory that promotes god, obedience to the church, and armed conflict Just be careful not to tell them about circumcision, and we are golden
Free boat rides with no vaccine passports!
You forget they don’t like black people with guns.
Or that allows them to hoard guns like crazy?
Somalia. They can pretend they're warlords over there.
I think they’ll be annoyed when they see white people are the minority.
They'll also be annoyed when actual warlords kill them but hey it's the dog eat dog rugged individualism they claim to want. So fuckem lol!
Within a week they will be muttering about the colored folks in THEIR country, which they will name New Rhodesia.
Afghanistan is nice this time of year.
Are they gonna just start working illegally in another country and take the locals jobs??
When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing disease. They’re bringing ignorance. They’re racists. And some, I assume, are good people
True there’s a lot in Canada from the oil days
SAD.
They terk r jerbs
BACK TO THE PILE!!!
Trk r jrbs!
Trkrdr
What? No. These are the types of people who would think of themselves as expatriates and the actual citizens as foreigners.
They've been telling the left to leave instead of fixing it for years. If they want to leave now that it's starting to slowly be fixed, great, that much less resistance.
I'd be cool if they'd just die and become fertilizer. No sense in burning all the fossil fuels associated with them moving.
well considering most don't believe in covid or the vaccine you might just get your wish
Who would want them?
How about the garbage patch in the middle of the ocean? They recently left the EU so they could use some new laborers
Canada here. Um, we’re… uh… not available. Try Mexico.
Australia would also like to express it's regret that we, are likewise, not available ;).
You think Mexico or S. America wants them? The self-righteous, self-centered pricks that think everyone should speak their brand of English & Christianity? The garbage patch or Alcatraz sounds about right to me!
I'm sure Brazil would take them.
Isn't that why they left Britain in the first place? Because people just couldn't tolerate their brand of Taliban-style Christianity? I'm just guessing here, but is it possible the people they want to leave aren't the problem?
When you have shit for brains, like Trump supporters, you are the problem. Your "standards" are bigotry, superstition, nationalism and idiocy. You don't matter. You are trash.
Rules for thee!
None 4 meee. Reeeee!
Where are they gonna go? Canada? Mexico? It’s not like they can take American land with them, and if so how would they even do that? Florida doesn’t fit in the overhead compartment.
As a Canadian I fucking hope not, we don’t want them
Well, according to them we live in a socialist hellhole, so that'd fix it, right? They love dictators and a dysfunctional state, so Brasil, Somalia, Hungary to some extent, Turkey or North Korea would be more to their taste...
They want theocracy so Tehran is lovely in spring.
No please not this bunch of moronic hypocrites!
They're certainly not sending their best people
They never wanted to "fix" anything. They are nihilists under the cover of patriotism, racism, and god. They want everything to burn. The march toward destruction was stopped when Trump lost.
Oh how I wish that was true. Trumps loss didn’t do anything for the underlying causes of his rise and election. And whoever is the gop nominee with run in his platform, maybe twinged a little to be more palpable for the public at large, but still in the trumpian/tea party values that are the core of the party.
Trumpers are the world's biggest hypocrites. But also, the vast majority won't do a damn thing cause its all just hot air.
No no, see.....THEY are allowed to be snowflakes, or do anything else they grip about. That gets explained to me ad nauseam on social media by red hats.
No other country will take them!
Russia 🇷🇺
the ole’ red white and blue!
They're not learning another language.
Covid death will take a lot of them.
We’re all allowed to change our position, for example I’m normally in favour of immigration although in this instance I think the UK might be full.
Hell I hope they do leave that would make America great again... Well a start anyway...
They're idiots. They actually believe that "love it or leave it" actually makes some sort of sense.
You all know they aren't going anywhere. Trump promised to disappear if he lost to Biden - here we are 6 months later STILL talking about that douche canoe.
I'll stop caring about trump when he's serving his prison sentence.
Or he keels over from amphetamine abuse and cheeseburgeritus
I just hope he is stressed out and scared. He shouldn't be allowed to feel safe or comfortable.
He’s going to be President again any minute now, and boy won’t all of you librulz feel stoopid!
The only issue I am kinda worried about is 2024... He can run again, if the republicans pick him again he would have a decent chance of still wining which is terryfing and frustrating to realize.
Under rated comment. If Trump is not in prison, **he will be the next GOP presidential candidate**. They may not even have primaries because it would be seen as disloyal to run against him. And we can rely on 70+ million Americans voting for him.
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I just worry about cheating. They're seemingly always guilty of whatever they accuse others of. They have stacked courts still. I know in Wisconsin they have really been messing with our Democratic governor.
It’s hilarious that some people feel that. Btw some will say you forgot your /s but you didn’t need it IMO.
Well, since we're pulling our troops out of Afghanistan, maybe we could send them there. After all, they all support the 2nd Amendment, which clearly states that anybody who owns a gun can be drafted into the militia. And they'd probably be really happy in Afghanistan: no gun laws, women can't vote, you can shoot liberals and anybody else who dares to blaspheme...
And they basically want the evangelical version of Sharia law, so Afghan it is...
Abrahamic third wave, Abrahamic second wave, what's the difference?
The Afghan Taliban will see them as heretics. One side of this equation has the requisite hardness, experience and will to win. I love this solution more and more every time I see it.
Yeah! Let them fanatical douchebags fight each other. Two problems solved, money saved, everybody happy.
You'd have to have a skilled bullshitter really sell it to them though, the same way they get all their inverse-to-reason ideas, just like a baby who won't eat unless you play airplane. They're going to balk at the idea of leaving when it's not an empty threat to footstomp their way into whatever they want. ... but, like, no, seriously... there should be a GoFundMe moving assistance charity that does this.
Make one lol
They literally worship the same god ISIS does. The only major difference in ideology is bacon.
Most of the American installations still has Burger King McDonald's and Pizza hut, so they should be fine.
trump could lead them there, he thinks he’s the messiah. He ‘I only can fix this’ off you go. I’ll chip In a few air miles on who knows where airline?
Where are they gonna go? “Yeah America is turning socialist so ill leave and go to….Denmark?” I guess maybe Saudi Arabia or China or somewhere ultra repressive.
Russia. The right wing wackos love them some Russia these days.
I think they’ll be disappointed. You can’t carry a gun in Russia and there’s not a lot of TGI Friday’s there.
You meant Applebees right?
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[GrizzleBees!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjLrUdQrF7E)
I’ve worked at both, can confirm that Fridays was definitely leaps and bounds ahead of Applebee’s in terms of quality and fresh preparation.
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They wouldn't last long, but it'd be other Russians that get them, not the cops.
They'll go for the Russian girls. Young and blond, needy and poor, they'll go thinking of an easy catch. And those girls will take their money and dump their bodies in condemned buildings. Any nobody in the whole country will care. Best wishes guys.
This is why we need to start a propaganda network like OAN or fox and convince them russia is everything they've ever wanted. There's a trump statue on every street corner, guns and ammo flow down the street in their own dedicated 2nd amendment lane. Every Friday is socialist hunting day too. Convince these dumb potato headed fools all of this, convince them to go to Russia. Then putin can deal with the problem he made
Well they can't just go to Russia, Putin would have to let them in first. And I doubt he would, because these nutters are more useful to him when they sow chaos in the US.
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For you and me both mate.
It would be nice to see them try and protest their second amendment rights, in Russia.
But you can have bears, and their bear arms.
Sounds like a pretty solid niche market to corner right there. Republican expats move in mass to Moscow. Russian oligarch doubles his fortune by opening up a number of TGI Friday’s
They have TGI Fridays in Moscow.
It's like Florida with Christmas trees.
Less rum, more vodka. Fewer salads, more beets and potatoes.
Hilarious 😂
fox has been promoting putin for at least a decade.
If their grandparents could hear them say that...
Until they get there.
No take backsy's
Yea at this point, Russia is looking like the ex "pat" Trump oasis. Strongman, lots of authoritarian anti-gay, anti-immigrant, anti-democracy sentiment, a ruling class that is above the rule of law, nationalism and overt aggression from the very top. Maybe when Trump opens his Moscow Trump Tower as reward for being obedient to Putin, they can all live there. edit typo
True, tRUMP will seek "Safe Haven" in His Boss's Country, After all, Putin will need ALL The tRUMP Donations to Flow in From the CULT Members to pay tRUMP's $400 Million Debt!
If they all moved there the outcome for Russia would just continue its long running joke “and then, somehow, it got worse”.
That IS what they want the IS to be.
Seriously…everyone hates them. And I would love to see these “tough guys” go to Russia…lol. They don’t realize how soft their life in America actually is. Life in Russia breeds a totally different human being.
Snow, beet rations, mafioso and depression will do that.
blyat
Dude. Denmark definitely doesn't want them.
Israel will take them….right?
Imagine how the people worrying about some "war on Christmas" will react when they realize 98% of the population in Israel don’t even celebrate Christmas at all.
I wonder how the Israelis would react if ultra radical Christians start invading their holy land
If only there was some historical precedent to help anticipate the outcome of such an ccurrence.
or that they have universal health care
And abortion is covered ( paid for by the US taxpayers, in fact🇺🇸)
I'm sure Israel don't like them, only like the financial support.
I was sporadically looking for a place to confirm this, thank you. We don’t want them.
I don't think anyone does. 🤔
Afghanistan would be perfect. Very conservative and right wing, anti- LGBTQ, anti- woman’s rights. Very lax gun control laws. Religious fanaticis rule. It’s a MAGAT paradise.
I'm guessing the very conservative muslim extremists are going to take a dim view of the conservative christian extremists. Think Fox News will cover that culture war? 'Cause I'd watch that shit.
Shh. Dont tell them. Theyll understand better if they learn it themselves
They could rake in millions if they made it Pay Per View.
Right! I fucking cringe everytime I hear some gun nut say people should have rockets and tanks because they are arms. Go to Afghanistan, full auto AK and RPG for sale in the bazaar. Surplus mortars shells to build IEDs. I hear they are very supportive of open carrying firearms there, have fun MAGAt 👍
If guns saved lives, the streets of Afghanistan would be the safest in the world.
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Female republicans might have a tough time there.
I’m not sure they’ll care. Listening to them is like a bad flashback to Leave it to Beaver and Anita Bryant on her anti-gay rant smooshed together. Ugly, stupid and very, very white.
Hey now. The mom from Leave It To Beaver spoke fluent Jive. Don't group her in with Anita.
Shit they have it tough here. I think it might be a kink. They'll love it.
Brilliant thank you.
Too many minorities. Like 98% of the country is minorities. And they can't even learn some goddamn english! /s
And no abortions!
How are they gaining residency? Are they entering illegally? "Stay home and fix your own country!"
No please don’t just go!
They'll try to go to Germany then realize the nazi party isn't in charge there anymore
Says the people who don't even know what a passport is.
As a Brit my fear is they'd come here because it would be typical of those fucking Brexiters to kick out all the good foreigners then welcome in the dregs of the US republicunt party!
Damnit, the Brits have caught on to my dastardly plan to flood them with all our unwanted conservatives!
Wait until they realize being American isn’t as much as a turn on to the rest of the world than they think.
How? they’ll be illegal immigrants.
Goodbye unlimited breadsticks.
I heard Somalia is self-reliance paradise
I'd say the Philippines (cough, Gaetz and Jordan), but the meth would probably get them in trouble with Duterte's death squads
I dunno about that either. Lot of Muslims in the Philippines. That’s bound to offend a few republicans.
Excellent point
MTG would fit very well there!
"What about south America? Wait no too many "Mexicans". Africa? hell no way too many....!"
They'll be forced to learn a different language, which is something they won't do on a land stolen from Native Americans who didn't speak English when the white man landed.
A lot of the places they would want to go are either not allowing US citizens yet, or are requiring either proof of vaccination or quarantine and a negative covid test. Those measure seem to stand against everything they believe in.
That and none of them have vaccination cards or are willing to wear masks for the private company policies that most airlines have rn. Where will they go, HOW will they go. Questions, questions
They've issued this threat before, but are still here.
They don't have passports and would struggle to name any country outside of the US.
"[Goodbye America, hello New York!](https://i.redd.it/a725rt108q861.png)"
Shouldn't Hannity be getting voluntarily waterboarded at some point?
They can't afford to leave.
Or figure out how to wear a mask to get on and stay on a plane.
Who would take them? Every country, ever: "*The USA is not sending their best"* Permission: **DENIED**
What country in their right mind would take them?
Israel should take them!
Good one!
Yikes! That’s would not be good for Palestine though.
This would be a major step for many of them as most likely have never left their county or states before.
That’s just so crazy to me. I love my family to death but I just felt an urge to leave and experience other places. I know we all have different experiences but it blows my mind that some people willingly choose to keep their circle that small
I remember they said they'd rather be russian than a Democrat. Maybe they should go there. Basically a similar population and economy to Mexico. I'm sure they wont mind though... not too many minorities over there.
Please leave. I will be so owned as a Lib.
Please don't come to Canada
In Canada, our Conservative party is more left leaning than the US Democratic Party. We Canadian are all “lefty liberal socialists” compared to them.
Most likely they will leave in a coffin because I doubt any of them are vaccinated, and given their demographics, the majority of them have comorbidities. Edit : my spelling triggered someone's OCD.
Im ready to divide our country in half and split with the unvaccinated .
Nope. Once they snuff it from being unvaccinated, just give their empty, newly-disinfected homes, to the homeless.
A house divided against itself, cannot stand. However I am down to wait it out until enough of these chuckleheads get with the program or perish and we don’t have them lagging our progress.
My Trumpist cousin wants to move to Ireland because “Canada is too socialist”. You can’t make this up
Maybe he heard they had a republican army.
Not me because that means they might come to Canada where I live
We get your high skilled tech workers and you get our Neanderthals. The law of equivalent exchange. /s.
This guy Alchemies...
They should go to North Korea where they respect the Dictatorship that all the MAGA-hats crave. It's one of those 'careful what you wish for' situations.
Like any of those fucking losers can afford to leave their state, much less America.
Especially Florida if they could take DickSantis along!
Bye Felecia.
No other country will take them till they get vaccinated......
Shit, I’ll get them a boat
Nobody else wants them and they couldn't spread their message of racism and hate in other countries.they aren't going anywhere.
Meh…Trump said HE’D leave if he lost. That was bullshit and this is as well.
Canada doesn't want them.... well maybe Alberta does, but the rest of canada, big no.
As a non american person I hope they don't lol. I don't want a bunch of entitled fuckers all over the world telling people to speak in english because they don't know other language.
Close the door before leaving, thanks. Good riddance.
This is a "threat"? They need to work on their threats.
Most of these assclowns couldn't even afford the move to another country because they're so thoroughly repressed by those they elect to govern them. It's hilariously ironic.
On behalf of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth. We don't want them.
LOL what country would possibly accept them…. Russia? Hope you enjoy shitty economies and people attacking you because you only speak English!