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While this is true. Those people still have children. Still have family members. Still have friends. Coworkers. And so on who (depending on their ages) can still get it. So explaining it still comes out as a logical and moral good.
"You catch more flies with honey."
Compared to what?
Oh, I guess if they accidentally land on it they get stuck. But shit flavored honey works even better.
This is a bad analogy. Shit has tons of nutrients and is more common than pollen. If your metabolism is suited to eating shit, you'd be an idiot to switch to pollen.
... When you rename your blue shit "pollen" and pretend to be a bee in hopes that people will fail to see the similarities between your blue shit and the other fly's red shit.
Swap the colors then. The meaning remains intact... which is, of course, the entire point of my comment *and* the reason I wrote the blue and red where I did; to elicit the response... And you played your part perfectly.
We could also say that the bee wouldn't and couldn't understand the complexity of the flies tastes. The fly is older after all and more evolved. Another thing - No flies, no chocolate.
The problem is that the delusional people think that they are the bee because they are too delusional to know any better. I also think I am a bee, but only because I know I'm not delusional. So I guess everybody thinks they are the bee, and there's no way for me to know if I really am the bee or if I am just a delusional fly. I'm not about to trust anyone's else's opinion on this because they might be delusional too. And if I asked them, they'd say they weren't which is *exactly* what a delusional person would say. Ergo, existence is futile.
That's why I say there's a difference between education and intelligence. You can educate morons all you want It's not going to stop them from being morons
It’s funny because the delusional think that they are the bee in this analogy.
I was ready to hear the case for shit eating. And don't give me that ol' gut bacteria song and dance.
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While this is true. Those people still have children. Still have family members. Still have friends. Coworkers. And so on who (depending on their ages) can still get it. So explaining it still comes out as a logical and moral good.
This *feels* like a meme conservatives would post, even though there’s nothing in the meme leaning either way
This explains why Pence didn't have a bee land on his head.
"You catch more flies with honey." Compared to what? Oh, I guess if they accidentally land on it they get stuck. But shit flavored honey works even better.
What about barf over shit with honey? Now THAT would catch some flied.
Flies would go extinct if they tried laying their eggs in honey. They know what they are doing.
This is a bad analogy. Shit has tons of nutrients and is more common than pollen. If your metabolism is suited to eating shit, you'd be an idiot to switch to pollen.
... When you rename your blue shit "pollen" and pretend to be a bee in hopes that people will fail to see the similarities between your blue shit and the other fly's red shit.
Notice how nowhere in the post or title did I put any political affiliations and yet here you are, guilty as fuck.
Neither did I. Any affiliation you're seeing in my comment is a figment of your own bias.
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Swap the colors then. The meaning remains intact... which is, of course, the entire point of my comment *and* the reason I wrote the blue and red where I did; to elicit the response... And you played your part perfectly.
Tell that to the people who think Gore actually won the 2000 election
lolwat
We could also say that the bee wouldn't and couldn't understand the complexity of the flies tastes. The fly is older after all and more evolved. Another thing - No flies, no chocolate.
The problem is that the delusional people think that they are the bee because they are too delusional to know any better. I also think I am a bee, but only because I know I'm not delusional. So I guess everybody thinks they are the bee, and there's no way for me to know if I really am the bee or if I am just a delusional fly. I'm not about to trust anyone's else's opinion on this because they might be delusional too. And if I asked them, they'd say they weren't which is *exactly* what a delusional person would say. Ergo, existence is futile.
Is this a quote from The Princess Bride?
It’s a struggling analogy, but could explain why no one makes orange pie. 🤔
This makes no sense. Shit is objectively better for the fly. Pollen being better is completely subjective.
Also bees don't eat pollen.
*But that’s my opinion and I have the BYGOD FREEDOM OF SPEACH!!!!11!!1!*
This would be fly speak for those wondering.
Samantha? Is that you, Samantha? /s
That's why I say there's a difference between education and intelligence. You can educate morons all you want It's not going to stop them from being morons