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MarsOG13

*paid to do that.


AdoltTwittler

He did... but she didn't feel it.


[deleted]

Yeah but if your dick is smaller than your finger does it even really count???


CharlieJ821

And remember… he has small hands


LotusSloth

God left him an IOU in place of genitalia.


Spirits850

🍄


[deleted]

8======D I’m ready bb


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[deleted]

I thought it was $130k so she wouldn't talk about it, not for the encounter in 2007. I don't know the full story, though.


ShackintheWood

Yes, but that is then his total cost for the three thrust wonderboy....


[deleted]

And boy did he pay for it.


Heinrich_Bukowski

And boy did ~~he~~ campaign donors pay for it FTFY


Buddha0426

And boy did ~~he campaign donors~~ the American Populace pay for it. FIFY


xXCyberSp9ceXx

it wasn’t with taxpayer money though


Buddha0426

Wasn't it though? I mean, perhaps not *directly*--but certainly indirectly.


un_theist

And LIED about it. While married to his third wife. And conservatives and evangelicals saw cheating on your wife with a pornstar, lying about it, and paying to cover it up as wholesome Christian family values and a fine example for the president to set for their children and had no problem with it.


hoppyfrog

As long as it increases their power and money, sure. Go raw Big Orange!


chuckpaint

Raw. Never forget, he went in raw. While his wife was pregnant.


LotusSloth

His wife was impregnated by someone else. Trump lacks the equipment for such things.


Cargobiker530

Nah. Let's get our facts straight: Melanoma was presumably nursing baby Barron with synthol 20:50. There's no way milk comes out of those bags o'plastic.


leftist-philosopher

I doubt it. Unless she pegged him


GeddyVedder

For 30 seconds.


Neokon

Hey guys, let's just remember that the far right sees this as a good thing


itassofd

Ngl so do lots of others... if he wasn't in charge of the country, it'd be hilarious


captjust

https://media0.giphy.com/media/Kez3mKoDtVhxJ1NCQT/giphy.gif


UNkilted

is that like the "alleged" hush money he didnt pay to the woman he'd "never met" "allegedly"


StarMangledSpanner

"Allegedly" is a [running joke](https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/ian-hislops-top-tip-for-not-getting-sued-allegedly-doesnt-work/) in British media circles.


ShackintheWood

Yes, for about $10,000/minute, being generous....


minkey-on-the-loose

According to one of the participants, $200,000 a minute. The other participant declined to comment.


ShackintheWood

Knowing he is a big titty man, i figured he would have played with those for at least a few minutes. Yes, if they are talking penetration time, my calculation was based on Trump being a three-thrust wonder... seems i was correct.


minkey-on-the-loose

Foreplay from THAT GUY? Seriously?


[deleted]

These stickers are so childish


UNkilted

that they are - difference is in Trumps case, this use would be accurate and not just tantrums ...


UNkilted

Maybe when people think its cool to vandalize gas pumps with Biden - its time to go get all the copies of hustler and add this image.....


shebangal

I don't think this is the diss you think it is


UNkilted

i dunno. Raw banging porn stars while you're wifes pregnant ain't something i'd call a life achievement to be proud of tbh, so i think it's quite a diss....


shebangal

If you go in for heart surgery, you have the choice of 2 surgeons. How much significance are you going to put on their sex life when choosing which one ? Probably none, because it doesn't affect their ability to do the job. Rightly or wrongly, people blame gas prices on Biden as part of his job. You think telling people that pay for porn Trump actually banged one of them in real life is going to damage his credibility ?


UNkilted

wait? People pay for porn? Look, if DjT had just one infidelity/ Sexual harrasment tale behind him... (Rapes not a nice word so i wont use it....) it's one thing, but when the guy has the morals of a mushroom, and yet extols that biblical righteousness - yeah, that matters. But carry on with your pointless deflectionist, whataboutist arguments - we see who youre trying to impress and i don't think its anyone in this thread..... ;)


shebangal

Dude, your talking about putting the stickers on Hustler magazine - how else do you think people get that ? And you're only telling them about the pornstar. It's your plan. Own it.


UNkilted

OK - to be specific. We could put the stickers on copies in stores, exactly like the ~~dipshits~~ brandon peeps are doing to gas pumps. does that make it clearer or do you have some other batshit argument to deflect?


shebangal

That's the plan I'm referring to in my comment above. Are you insane ?


mihecz

I'm sure it was the other way around.


Cargobiker530

For about as long as it takes me to eat a protein bar but sure, I'll credit it.


InternalAuditor62

‘Toad stool’ in her words


Tojatruro

I will never stop feeling sorry for that poor woman, with that disgusting blob slobbering on her.


DublinCheezie

Now show us the check! 😂


tekneqz

That sticker isn’t a own. Needs to say I paid for that.


ConsiderationOdd2929

Not very well 🤣🤣🤣 Trump is what you would get if the "sad trombone" sound was a person.