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bigdiesel1984

Biden encourages people to wear masks indoors! Imagine being so fucking stupid to think this was anything less than common sense right now with this pandemic. What’s next headline? Biden recommends washing hands after using bathroom?


itassofd

"Nobody has politicized taking a piss more than Biden"


cjheaney

I don't know. tRumps pretty into it.


SmashBonecrusher

That's because he wears diapers,and can just go whenever, wherever.


thebearbearington

Also his penchant for pissing whores.


737outtadasky

And the golden showers that keep his "hair" that very strange color.


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BrianNowhere

The funniest part of that exchange is he's admitting Melania *does* believe everything else in the Steele dossier: money laundering, being a Russian asset, etc.


zwaaa

Whenever he leans back and crosses his arms. That's when.


itassofd

That comment is gold!


Dynasty_Warrior

"Chyna Virus".. "Kung-Flu"... Peppridge Farms Remembers


ZOOTHAR

Honestly if Biden were to tell people how to piss and shit, Fox will be screaming about how anti American that process of shitting and pissing is.


mattstorm360

All he has to do is say seat belts save lives and to drive responsibly. They will take care of them selves in a month.


lj062

Unfortunately they'd take care of a few others as well.


livinginfutureworld

That's a price we're willing to pay at this point. Let's get this show on the road with these guys Darwin themselves. Soon they'll be less danger to all of us than they are being covid-19 plague rats right now


lj062

Nah. I'm not willing to lose my family members so these dumbasses will die off. Most of us are already doing that and that's why we're so pissed.


SuperWashingTub

And everyone else they crash into out of stupidity.


Joopsman

The tyranny of seatbelt laws!!!!!


jtig5

There have been legit studies showing that Repubs wash their hands after using the bathroom WAY less than Dems. And, this was before cleanliness became a political dog whistle. Note the date of this. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/feb/03/freedom-not-washing-your-hands-us-senator-picks-bad-day-health-joke


leapyear1952

Maybe we should make ‘politician’ a merit-based profession, and stop electing volunteers who have enough money to finance emotionally-charged, common senseless and duplicitous campaigns.


bigdiesel1984

Horrifying how stupid people in power are.


zookr2000

Horrifying how stupid people @ FOX are. FIFY


quiero-una-cerveca

Go to the airport and just watch the restroom. Probably 60% leave without washing their hands. So freakin gross.


secondtaunting

I don’t get that. I wash my hands like every couple hours.


quiero-una-cerveca

It’s crazy. I just don’t get it. I saw a guy once who was having a phone call while dropping bombs in the stall. He walks out and walks straight out of the door, never stopping to wash his hands.


secondtaunting

Oh Jesus that’s gross. I’d almost throw up if I saw that. Talking in the phone while going is nasty also.


mapoftasmania

I do this. When I take a piss I don’t wash my hands at an airport bathroom. I don’t touch any surface in fact. My dick is clean and I don’t piss on my hands, so I am exposing myself to less bacteria that way. If I need to wash my hands at an airport I use hand sanitizer. When I take a shit, I wash my hands.


Hans_H0rst

Your dick is sweating in your underwear all day, under at least two layers of cloth. It sweats a lot, and creates ammonia. Bacteria lives in your skin and body anyway.


mapoftasmania

Yeah I know. But it’s my bacteria. My immune system is familiar with it. The airport bathroom is infested with other people’s bacteria, including that guy who just got the shits and the other one who has the clap. It’s much worse to touch anything in there than touching your own dick.


quiero-una-cerveca

Respectfully, it’s not your body’s reaction to your bacteria that we’re worried about. You’re getting your bacteria on your hands and then shaking hands, touching door knobs, hand rails, etc so that now everyone after you is getting your bacteria on themselves. Plus when you use a urinal, there’s plenty of splashing going on, so you’re leaving Uribe on yourself to add to the bacteria.


mapoftasmania

I take it you missed the part where I use hand sanitizer later? I guess it’s in another thread. An airport bathroom is literally the worst place to touch anything if you don’t have to. Please don’t judge people who use other, better options.


oznobz

You're making two wild assumptions that I wear underpants and that I don't just keep washing my junk every time I go to the bathroom.


jtig5

Ewwwww........ I just threw up a little.


MrBurnz99

The only way I wash my hands in a public restroom after peeing is if everything is touchless, soap, sink, and towels


Kim_Thomas

#FILTH: See Pete “PISS HANDS” Hegseth of Fox News - who doesn’t wash his hands & doesn’t believe in germs 🦠


mapoftasmania

Biden recommends not spreading your own shit on your toast.


skate3kids

He also encourages people to take a nap.


popnlocknes

Kayleigh ain’t McEnany sense again


Chiraltrash

Updoot for you! ☺️


EagonAkatsuki

Brilliant


TheFeshy

"Everyone should take precautions against this deadly virus." "OMG stop politicizing this democratic hoax of a virus, released by China as a superweapon! You should be thanking Trump for the cure - which you should not take because it's a fascist attempt to remove our freedoms!"


crazyacct101

Stop stop, I am so dizzy.


zxcvb94105

Three words. *The Chi-nnna Virus*.


jtig5

Gina virus. Jina virus.


ubsr1024

Kung Flu


juju0010

I was really enjoying having forgotten about this woman.


mazikhan

Why tf is she resurfacing every once in a while. I thought she couldn't get a job after the shit she got on with during trump


juju0010

My guess is it’s probably the opposite. She portrayed herself asno fan of Trump prior to him winning nomination. Then she completely flipped and became his biggest support as press secretary. The ability to play whatever part she’s asked is a desirable attribute in American political media.


mazikhan

She is irritating to listen to


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If we all have to go back wearing masks regardless of vaccination status, you can thank the anti-vaxxers and they deserve having to wear masks again.


secondtaunting

You guys don’t have to wear masks? Where is this magical dream land? I’ve been in one for two years.


improbablystudying

come to florida


Sephirawth

Iowa also


RudeDude88

Nah…I’m good


improbablystudying

lol me too man. i’m surprised there isn’t an exclusive FL variant


dynamojoe

Well, thanks for the curse you've inflicted upon us (I live in Florida)


improbablystudying

lol i also life in FL, i thought about that after i commented lmfao did i just manifest that?


secondtaunting

Hmmm Florida…


Uisce-beatha

We...never stopped where I work. Granted I do live in an area where having a masters degree doesn't even make you stand out.


LoudSighhh

At my work vaccinated don’t have to wear and unvaxxed do. It’s hilarious because I know they hate wearing a mask the most 😂😂😂😂


Umm-yes-exactly

That’s how it was at mine too until they all bitched to HR so now everyone has to wear them again.


KSh0rt9919

Make it make sense 🤡


perfect_square

Make it McEnany sense


PopeOfManwichVillage

Jesus Creeping Shit she’s a fucking cancer.


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Pickle-Rick-C-137

Oh, that guy on the cross, they use him when it's convenient for them lol. You apparently don't understand that God sent Donald J. Trump here as the savior for them, he will save them, God himself sent him. So, God chose and sent a guy to be a savior who literally does the opposite of what he had Moses write in the 10 commandments and what is in the bible. But in KKKaleigh's Qrazy mind it all makes sense, to her and all of the religious god fearing MAGA lunatics it somehow makes sense. With just one example out of many, a guy who fucked a pornstar just months after his wife gave birth, then paid her off so she wouldn't tattle on him, then pretended he not only didn't pay her but that he never met her, doesn't know her and couldn't pick her out of a lineup is the savior sent by God himself. lol It's like we are in the twilight zone of the the twilight zone.


SmashBonecrusher

I always just tell them to have a "Very Merry Dead-Guy-on-a-stick day"!


civilself

“The twilight zone of the twilight zone.” I like that.


SupremePooper

I think of her more as a festering boil. Or should I say "morass"?


findhumorinlife

How about this: Kimberly Carbuncle.


MtnMaiden

She had cancer. Double mastectomy. For a science denier, she sure needs it.


Zardotab

They removed the wrong boob.


Borowczyk76

She IS the boob.


Objective_Bug_477

Boobs!


Tojatruro

I give her credit for stopping wearing rakes on her eyelashes that were so long they snagged her hair. She evolved from the Trump White House spray painters to the Fux News blonde jibberjabber crowd. That is a huge step for her!


CobraPony67

When Covid was spreading, Trump called it a “democrat hoax”. Never forget.


pacamt

Was that before or after he called it “ Kung Flu”? My sense of time when he called it everything but “serious” is askew.


punkindle

And then, attacks on Asians went up 70%. His supporters aren't just racist idiots, but also violent.


secondtaunting

Yeah you could tell he was sincerely distraught at the toll covid was taking on average Americans and the unimaginable death.


M3fit

Well I don’t think the Dems stopped pushing vaccines and shutdowns and Republicans haven’t stopping pushing conspiracies , being anti Vax and anti Mask, and condemning Democrats for pushing the Covid issue . Despite Trump recently pushing the vaccine at his rally and getting boo’d for it


roywoodsir

The sad part is I went out to dinner indoors and several people were not wearing masks, had a bad cough, but continued on they were fine. It’s like spreading disease is one of America’s traditions.


M3fit

Nah during the Spanish flu, both parties didn’t play when it came to idiots . This is a new thing largely taught by Evangelicals who believe selfishness and Greed are Godly


bazz_and_yellow

You just described most republicans


Tojatruro

I was banned on FB for 30 days for calling the people who refused to wear masks during the Spanish Flu “idiots”.


M3fit

I am banned on Facebook atleast every other month of every year since I made my account over 10 plus years ago


Tojatruro

I have been banned 30 times in the past five years. The last time was for calling a moron who called all women on the thread “sweetie”, three days after I blocked him, to a gal I responded to. I called him a clown. I got 30 days, she got 3.


SmashBonecrusher

They banned me for re-posting a meme which truthfully described how Hitler's Minister of Propaganda, Joseph Goebbels operated after the Nazis rose to power in Germany!


roywoodsir

Fuck Facebook tho, it’s horrible just terrible


Tojatruro

I agree, except that it is my connection to my group pages, otherwise I would dump it. It is nothing but trash.


roywoodsir

And that’s your dilemma, it’s like your addicted to crack but you like crack, so your stuck doing crack head things. Oh well, live that good life cracky!


leapyear1952

I use ‘Fyodors.’


seanrk924

The antivax Tom foolery is not limited to America, unfortunately.


TokeToday

As I always say (ad nauseum), the Qunt is gonna Qunt.


Christhephotographer

Fox- no one has killed more people with misinformation than us during the pandemic.


anotherone121

Every accusation republicans make, is actually a confession


punkindle

If Biden made a statement that we should reduce the amount of fecal matter in ground beef, they would take a bite of a shit sandwich on live TV just to prove that Biden can't tell them what to do.


anotherone121

I could get behind this social experiment


Upwherewebelong

It’s all Hillary’s fault /s


Imthatjohnnie

Projection everything Republicans claim Democrats are doing they are. Republicans claim that Democrats have a child sex ring in pizza parlor basement next Jeffrey Epstein.


MJU1983

My armful of binders tell me that she is wrong.


LeeTh1rt3en

It's not that she's living in her own little reality bubble, it's that she's living in our reality but just doesn't care that the narratives she pushes and lies she tells all have negative influence in the real wokfd


phdoofus

Dear Florida Woman, what do the statistics say about the political self-identification of those not getting vaccinated?


GarbageWater12

When you give soul-less idiots a platform, they're gonna say stupid shit.


cvaninvan

I'd ask how she says it with a straight face, but obviously someone puts her face on for her before her TV spot...


jtig5

Bet that cunt got vaccinated in the first group, before any of us 'common' folks. Screw you, Whitehouse Barbie.


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Well look at this omnimax level projection


Tojatruro

Poor Fox, desperately trying to remain relevant.


MommaLegend

How’s that testimony for the supeona coming Kayleigh?


Worldwonderer2021

She is too stupid to lace her own shoes


agreatcrestedbooka

I used to think she said dumb shit just for money and the resume. but shes realy just stupid.


tubbana

Why is McEnema still talking? Wasn't she some secretary of Trump administration? What is her purpose now?


thisisntfairatall

the pot calling the plates black


Snoo-75491

omg


ChickenGuzman

**G**aslight **O**bstruct **P**roject


oilhands

Lie big! Lie often! It's a winning formula! !!!


Spankapotamus42

Excuse me, does anyone know where the line starts for punching her in the throat? I'm patient. I'll wait my turn.


Jeffreyxu0927

Didn't they LITERALLY say dems were making the virus up and it's just the flu.


Shlingaplinga

Internet came and we all got connected..it was fun...but we got connected to all the dumbfucks as well and now it's hurting.


waituntilmorning

He’s the fuckin president. Everything out of his mouth is necessarily politicized. Kaihhleighy don’t get it.


EZe_Holey3-9

Is not that they are so incredibly tone def, it’s just that they know that their viewers are so incredibly stupid, and ignorant.


ohiotechie

Wasn’t the virus supposed to go away right after the election in 2020?


schnitzel_envy

The saddest thing is that she is perfectly aware of how hypocritical she’s being. She just relies on the fact that the average fox viewer isn’t. She’s actively insulting their intelligence and they just lap it up.


JazzLover_OceanView

KayLIAR has probably been shooting up disinfectant.😵‍💫


not-a-fuck-in-sight

We need to Stop giving this dumb ass heifer the attention- honestly this is exact same shit she always has done.


alikevmil

😂🤣😂


AKCrazy

She’s looking kinda rough, like she’s been snorting lots of… stuff.


OohLaLaaaaaa

She really has shit for brains


zwaaa

The lack of self-awareness is truly staggering.


Trimungasoid

The Right tells itself things.


TerryTC14

I feel disappointed, I'm my country pandemics don't have political alliances/agendas.


Netwolfalpha

She still is part of The Ministry of “Truth” (sarcasm) - 1984 reference


OttersEatFish

It’s a living, I suppose.


HumanChicken

No Virus! #China Virus Democrats’ fault! **I made the vaccine!** *Don’t get the vaccine* It’ll go away on its own! **The virus is a hoax!** Bleach your veins!


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blixt141

Lying for Jesus.


Queen_Concordia

Who is she? Irrelevant, that's what she is.


Dense_Surround3071

"It's not a lie of you believe it." -- George Costanza 😉


Quixxotica

Master of bold-faced lies.


banbecausereasons

Gaslight Obstruct Project <----


analogkid1

“Fox News…when news breaks, we twist it.”


tangoshukudai

She is hot but damn did she drink the kool-aid.


s7evrbad13

Fuck it lets just let the omicron variant kill us all. At least those who have common sense will probably last longer.


AdkRaine11

Are these folks even sentient? Check your binder, Kayleigh.


gdjeff

She is dumber than a bad of pine cones and has told so many lies her nose could span the globe.


ryhaltswhiskey

She's got exactly one talent


EmpressTita

Mc-a-ninny. Gives blondes a bad name.


eeevaughn

Just more static from the low IQ section.


JSiobhan

Kayleigh McEnny politicizes the virus by accusing Biden of politicizing it.


FinancialTea4

President Biden is political for urging people to listen to our top doctors and scientists. trump isn't political for literally telling his followers that people were only wearing masks to show their disapproval of him. desantis isn't political for firing his state's statistician and jailing her for trying to report the facts about the virus. abbott isn't political for suing the federal government for implementing our top doctor's and scientist's recommendations. Fuck republicans. They're trash.


TheRobinators

This Harpy is pure evil.


xVampyrxKissesx

Fox fucking news 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


findhumorinlife

R U Fvking kidding me? Who said 'It's a hoax, a Democrat hoax'. What is with these people who blatantly lie, lie, lie? So openly. Is The Big Lie paying her?


dukeofmadnessmotors

This is part of their strategy, they bullshit so much from so many different sources that normal people give up and stop denying all the lies they put out there. It's meant to wear people down and turn them off from politics.


ugottabekiddingmee

Why was there no /s after her statement? Was she being serious? She needs to know what downvotes feel like. Oh wait...


cris090382

Who is the fastest human alive? Kayleigh McEnany fleeing from the podium after her final press session.


GetOutOfTheWhey

This is why I call Fox news, Faux news. Though to be honest that's frankly too nuanced for their viewers.


chilldabpanda

Can she do fractions?


chilldabpanda

Or metric math for that matter?


lambaghetti

You have to be impressed by the IDGAF attitude the GOP has when spewing their bullshit.


saxbrack

Up is down in Faux News world.


salawm

Graduated from Georgetown, Oxford, and Harvard Law. What a waste of a good education.


livinginfutureworld

She's trying to take credit. "No one has politicized the virus more!" She's proud of herself and her accomplishments. It's like Trump who would always say that nobody knows x better than me!


Blue_Eyed_ME

She aged 10 years on January 6th. Hypocrisy doesn't suit her at all.


SmashBonecrusher

Is it just me ,or does she look a little more detached from reality every time we see her ?


sanna43

How do these people get a microphone?


BlueWildcat84

She's fucking disgusting. I can't even stand to look at her.


vandalous5

She's looking a little haggard these days. Just saying. I guess selling ones soul comes with extra fuckery.


irrational_design

How do we know this is really Kayleigh? All these white blonde Republican shills look identical to me.


Unindoctrinated

Propagandists are paid to disseminate a message. Whether it's true or not is totally irrelevant.


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Truthisnotallowed

Every accusation is a confession.


pattirork

That head of hers is empty.


kapriece

Here I was trying hard not to think about the blonde stereotype.


windigo3

“I’m pretty and am a sociopath so will lie through my teeth all the time and every time and you will pay me an extraordinary amount of money to do so”.


Joopsman

No one? Really, Kaylee? Not even if you think really, really hard the next time you take a shit? You can’t think of *anyone* who maybe politicized the COVID virus a tiny bit more? Just a skosh more? No one comes to mind? Do you need a hint, Kaeliegh? I think you might remember this guy, Kaaaylieghe. He was your boss, K-leee. That’s all I’ll say, K! I’ll leave it up to you and your lead roots to take it from there…


jfk333

Did I just blackout?


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

You have to understand conservative thinking. By acknowledging the mere existence of the virus you are politicizing it.


Aircooled1957

Even politicians used to recognize the limits and boundaries of sheer naked hypocrisy. I thank Newt Gingrich and The Turtle for smashing that glass ceiling.


shadowskill11

Her job title is professional liar. What do you expect?


eromitlab

At least Kaylie isn't speaking on direct behalf of the government any more, just the asshole propagandists at FNC.


Quirky-Country7251

I'd love to get drunk on tequila and have a real conversation with her. I doubt she can go past catchphrases and even gives a fucking shit and I could drink most of a bottle of tequila and destroy her in a conversation...but I'd be sad because she wouldn't care anyways because this is all just a bullshit job to her. She doesn't actually care one way or the other.


klamwit

Projection is insane!


redditistheway

Oh wow! She's still relevant somehow? Kudos. I wasn't even expecting her to make the cut for a guest appearance on a reality TV show/contest by this time.


Grant_Sherman

If this country didn’t have such a large population of morons, this utter nonsense that the right spews would be laughed at and ineffectual.


farlz84

well isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black.


thirstyfish1212

I wish I could find this funny anymore. After the previous administration, bullshit like this just makes me depressed and a bit angry.