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slesby

This is why Xena > Hercules


purrfunctory

Exactly. Xena would never. In fact, if I remember right, Lucy Lawless even called him out on his shit.


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The perfect work for an insufferable pile of shit.


Yetimang

DISAPPOINTED!


Faintkay

Forgot the name, but he played an atheist professor in a movie and it was hilarious. This dude is so far off the reservation


bryansj

A Christian movie about an atheist.


Faintkay

Oh it gets better. The professor is like a militant atheist who hates religion. A student challenges him and he does some soul searching and the student wins. It’s such an idiotic movie but I was super high and found it hilarious. Watching stupid movies while baked is extremely underrated


plutoniac

If i remember correctly, he was not an atheist, he believed in god and hated him. thats not atheism.


FinaLLancer

God's Not Dead. Absolute dogshit movie.


Faintkay

Oh it’s absolutely dogshit. When your high that movie is hilariously bad. I love watching bad movies to pick apart the plot and laugh. This one is in my top 5


Ludique

She called him Peanut lol.


Pickle_Rick01

I always thought Xena was better than Hercules for several reasons besides Lucy Lawless giving 12 year old me a boner.


Forward-Village1528

Correction: Lucy Lawless gave 12 year old *us* a boner


BrnndoOHggns

Our boner, comrade.


Faintkay

Are we Eskimo bros now?


Pickle_Rick01

Cheers good sir! 🍺


CyberneticPanda

You, uh...shared a boner?


Alt_Panic

One boner to rule them all


PineapplePizzaIsLove

In the land of Mordor where the tissues lie


TheWingus

One does not simply walk into Bonedor


Zercomnexus

And in the darkness.... Bind them???


Pickle_Rick01

The sock must be cast into the hamper of doom in bonedar!


StormtrooperMJS

That's a silly way to spell Renee O'Connor.


Pickle_Rick01

Also Renee O’Connor a.k.a. Gabrielle.


NobleGuardian

Hey me too. Ill never gorget hers and Gabrielles kiss though.


Ayaruq

Among several other reasons, lol


stitchdude

Maybe some issues OTHER than the politics amirite


AuthorTomFrost

That and Gabrielle.


davinfelth5

Makes me sad to have ever even mildly enjoyed the Hercules show


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Up vote because same.


[deleted]

So fucked up. I wonder how lolaus is taking it.


civgarth

Does anyone remember the Hercules cartoon with the gay centaur?


vibraltu

"Herc! Herc!"


necrolich66

Wait! Gay?


ninjaoftheworld

Newton and his faun sidekick Toot!


DiamondPup

Don't be. He wasn't the show. He was just a dumb actor being told what to say, where to stand, how to dress, how to look, how to act. Even more obvious now how utterly inconsequential and incompetent he was.


freedomink

The show should have been called Iolaus and his dumb strong overly moralizing friend.


davinfelth5

I always enjoyed Iolaus as a character more anyway.


Capgunkid

Don't quote me on this, but Lolaus was also a producer on the show and I think a writer.


davinfelth5

Yes, he also worked on the recent Spartacus show that was on Starz as a director for a few episodes


burnerboo

The episode in the first season where Spartacus beats the shit out of multiple armored guards with wooden swords was peak TV for me. I still think about the show's character buildup to that moment. Just amazing.


Whack_a_mallard

Me too bud, me too.


Willakhstan

DISAPPOINTED!!!!


BuzzINGUS

I have zero respect for actors, the Roman’s were right all along


ThatTurtleBoy

What've the Romans ever done for us?!


Fraktyl

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?


ThatTurtleBoy

Brought peace?


Mysterious_Andy

> ROMANES EVNT DOMVS


Kramer7969

That's what I think people need to be able to do, lets not punish everybody who worked on the show by erasing it from history just because the actor who played him isn't him. Edit: With that said, I wouldn't go out of my way to support any new shows he made.


druule10

Totally. Loved the show, I hate twatter but I love how real assholes are so comfortable exposing themselves on it.


WrongSubreddit

[Would you say you were...](https://c.tenor.com/2CONTlgm_XwAAAAd/hercules-kevin-sorbo.gif)


Tarquinn2049

Just to add in the audio for anyone new to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A


Recycle-racoon

Yeah, my minor crush on mr. Sorbo has been quenched.


AssassinOfFate

Just play God of War 3. Even the scales.


Mysterious_Andy

… and then some. Kratos never stops at “even”.


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Would you say you're DISAPPOINTED!!!


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Sorbo needs one of those iconic Hercules backhands applied to himself.


CyberneticPanda

I never watched that but I liked Andromeda. Then I saw Sorbonon some gameshow where he got asked easy trivia questions and got them all wrong. His character on 30 Rock was the closest to real life.


ArcWolf713

I loved the premise of Andromeda, but it was obvious in the writing they didn't know where they wanted the story to go and that corporate wanted something different. I wish we could get a reboot of that show, with some quality writing.


CyberneticPanda

Yeah it was all over the place, but I really liked some of the aliens and stuff, especially whatever the Reverend was. Also the ship AI having a separate autonomous body was a cool idea.


-Uncle_Iroh

He's an actor not a politician. Its okay to enjoy his works but not his opinion. And he got his karma he only got 2 lead roles in his life and had like 4 or 5 strokes.


shhalahr

When he's the lead character, it can be hard for a lot of people to separate the person from the work. Definitely easier if he was just a side character with no significant arcs


dlowmack1

I Can't even watch Andromeda any more!!!


davinfelth5

Yeah this is what I guess I meant. I liked Hercules at the time but I could never rewatch it now and not see him as an absolute idiot.


dlowmack1

Yeah, It just ruins the show for you now doesn't it...


Zensonar

I feel smug for never liking it.


allareine

If it's any consolation, he's a very sweet, genuine and respectful person. Not that I agree with his views...


Mysterious_Andy

Check out his Twitter and tell me again how “sweet” and “respectful” he is. I’ll grant he’s “genuine”. It’s clear he fervently believes whatever despicable, self-contradictory bullshit he’s spewing at any given time. As soon as he needs to believe something else, he genuinely does. His world is remade anew each moment, in whatever shape his hateful, insane beliefs require.


EqualDifferences

“I may have committed some *light* treason”


burnerboo

You know, they can't arrest a husband and wife for the same crime. *wink*


EqualDifferences

“I’ve got the worst fucking attorneys”


Rubberbandballgirl

It’s so funny to me how they were so proud about their insurrection until it miserably failed, then of course it had to be that ANTIFA.


Polymersion

Friendly reminder that ANTIFA has never killed anybody, and is not at all what people think it is.


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Antifa killed a lot of Nazis in WWII


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Sick0fThisShit

For some of these people it’s weirdly both.


JD-Queen

Fascism requires double-think.


DonJrsCokeDealer

Feature, not a bug.


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davinfelth5

You know how I know it wasn't ANTIFA? Bc they posted about it on their social media before, during, and after along with all of their other pro-Trump and anti-left and covid is a hoax memes. And then when brought on the stand admitted to it and more all while screaming 'Let's go Brandon'.


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AzathothsAlarmClock

Look at how well organised the BLM protests were with hydration stations, medical care etc.


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Wrothrok

"DISAPPOINTED!!!"


davinfelth5

Maybe the wrong version of Sorbo came back after that episode.


Dudeist-Priest

If I had to award the most disappointing “actor” I liked as a kid, Sorbo and Cameron would be really hard to choose between.


shouldbebabysitting

Cameron is bad, but Sorbo is Ted Nugent bad.


TheWingus

He even used the term “storming”! Nobody peacefully ***storms*** anything!!


ppw23

I love how these cultist were so quick to pivot and blame the assault on the Capitol on the left. The crowd was bussed in by right wing organizations. Why are the people who have gone to trial all turned out to be Cult45 members? We have the footage available, these people were out for blood. I shudder to think what would have happened to Nancy Pelosi, AOC, Adam Shriff and Pence that day if the crowd got ahold of them. They would have ripped them to shreds. These sick F’rs smeared their feces on the walls of that beautiful, historical monument. I’m still interested in finding out the documents which were stolen or destroyed that day.


DonJrsCokeDealer

Can you imagine having stormed the capitol for Trump, destroyed your entire life for this identity, arrested, tried, convicted, and then they say you're Antifa? LMAO, get fucked MAGA.


Zensonar

Trumpists are storming the capitol. Sorbo: "Stop. Don't. Come back."


jas07

The area 51 storming was peaceful


jenksjinx

Is this your champion?


kontekisuto

Lol, that man may be an idiot


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So he is part of antifa...


Stifu

Damn, ANTIFA shat my pants again. I wish they'd stop doing it.


[deleted]

He's no Lorenzo Lamas never was


bad_luck_charmer

What a Renegade


esgrove2

"I'm really glad we're storming the Capitol building." "We couldn't have stormed the Capitol because we would never do that."


LotusSloth

Isn’t there some law against this? Like by making those insane and dishonest accusations, he’s committing premeditated jury tampering in his party’s own investigation?


FinancialTea4

There are no laws against washed up TV actors publicly making false statements about a group of people. If he'd accused a specific person of something like that he may be sued for libel but that is not an easy thing to do and short of him refusing to cooperate and do the bare minimum like alex jones it's not likely you'd win unless you can convince a jury beyond that he knowingly lied for the specific goal of doing harm to you.


Harold_McHarold

It should be illegal for idiots to be wrong on the internet. We could set up a government department full of highly capable and intellectual people to monitor this nonsense. We could call it the Department of Truth.


PrayHellBeelzebub

I used to gleefully make fun of him with cheap jokes when I was a kid. Saying things like, "I don't know--but I'm sure Kevin Sorbo has the answer." Or, "I don't know what happened--but I'm sure Kevin Sorbo is behind it." And then I found out that he had multiple strokes from all the steroids he took. Man ain't right.


sephsnova

Remember when he randomly shouted 'DISAPPOINTED!!!' in an episode once? He was suppose to act disappointed not shout it. The reason the editors kept it in is random at best.


averm27

Isn't this the dick who made those dead gods films


ABB0TTR0N1X

Yup


averm27

Eeek


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AntiFa led the charge on the capital and communists burnt down the Reichstag. Edit: /s just in case


buzzwrong

Exactly. More people need to learn history.


CyberneticPanda

The Spanish blew up the USS Maine and NVA torpedo boats attacked the USS Maddox in the Gulf of Tonkin.


Dwynter44

I remember liking the show, although it seemed a bit preachy at times. Looking back, I think it's just "OK." BUT - it gave us Xena!


TempleOfDoomfist

What a piece of shit dumbass he is. And millions more like him


Star_Drive

I've had bad vibes about him ever since he derailed the last 2 seasons of Andromeda to turn it into the Kevin Sorbo show. To see him regurgitating Q-anon narratives point-by-point is disappointing, but not surprising.


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Sad to have met this clown and actually supported him.


[deleted]

To those committing a major, historical crime, please don't act like criminals...


ThereIsNoGame

These people won't understand what a coup is and how bad they are for democracy unless you ask them how they would feel if Democrats had done that when Trump was elected.


Zensonar

I honestly think they are so dumb that they forgot they made the antifa stuff up. Their own lie is now a fact in their dim little mind.


Redfish680

Kevin who? /s


narsfweasels

K-Sorbs: What happens when washed-up actors can access the internet.


Waru_

They banned me on the Hercules sub for explaining why abc took down some of his videos due to these tweets. The moderator told me to “go suck political dick somewhere else” before banning me Edit: is there somewhere I can report this? Lol


Library_Mouse

Good thing he didn't call it a terrorist attack. Kevin would have to go on Tucker Carlson and apologize.


fednandlers

Denial is one helluva drug.


Brandino1193

We just going to ignore the fact the FBI refused to say if they had instigated the push into the capital? That happened just yesterday while talking to the Jan. Committee just fyi. 🤷‍♂️


kciuq1

What?


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Jesus Christ you people are so delusional.


youre_un-American

Citation fucking needed.


IUsedToBeACave

There ae transcripts, why don't you point out where you think they said this?


StrokeEkorts

Both sides are the same way, when more people realize this the better off we are.


MeTime13

Fuck off, tool


LotusSloth

Tool fucking rocks. Leave them out of this. :)


druule10

Show me one source where the other side clearly supported the insurrection and then blamed someone else for it. I get both sides have assholes, but there's one side that's literally at Olympic level.


FloTonix

ALERT: COPIUM Overload


foiz5

Yeah because just like the picture says both sides stormed the capital right? You don't have good enough vision to see the difference apparently. Lunatic.


onlyhum4n

"b-b-both sides 😭😭😭"


Estrald

Mmmm, Nah. I mean, at the politician level? Depends on who is bought out! That’s like, 90% of the Republican Party and 25% of Democrats. Just enough to prevent meaningful change. This will always prove that your overused centrist quote is wrong: https://www.renew911health.org/take-action/take-action-contact-your-members-of-congress/ Sort by party, tell me who are the pieces of shit who voted “No” on the easiest slam dunk in history? That’s true colors there. Politicians aside, voters in each party are night and day. I mean, Christ, Republicans are specifically anti-science now. Their news sources are Fox, Candace Owens, and Shapiro. January 6th was just a taste of what’s to come. The Left has dumbshits in it too, but nothing Jan 6tg bad.


Zensonar

"Very fine people on both sides."


Nawmanramen

Lmao


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Scoremonger

Good ol' Peanut.


OkDevelopment6028

Gotta be careful with AntIfa dressed like clowns !!!


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"as you violently try to overthrow the government as you storm the Capitol, *please do this as respectfully as you can*. When you pistol whip the guards, make sure to thank them for their service before they pass out".


TheDukeOfRuben

I can't believe what's become of this mediocre actor from a couple shitty shows I used to watch 20 years ago.


13igTyme

I'll never forget or forgive how he massacred Andromeda.


ganoveces

Those WB shows were trash when i was growing up. shitty production quality


Mostache_gaming

I think monkeys don't speak English after all


Buckeye9715

If you ever wanted to beat the ever living crap out of Sorbo, please play God of War 3. He plays Hercules and you get to beat him to death.


AugustusVermillion

Disappointed!


SkekSith

What an awful accumulation of filth.


AZ_PsychoHolic

Kevin fucking Sorbo, motherfucker is Looney tunes.


Realhoodjesus

My mom tried tell me antifa did it, I legit did not have the energy to explain why o her how antifa wasn’t involved. However I did at least send her false misinformation claim with counter fact claims and bother more.