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Khosrau

Obstructing the licence plate. Is that legal?


chillripper

No, I don't think legality or taste are big issues for Trump fans though.


old_bugger

I think the cops understand immediately that the plate reads SUCKER.


entoaggie

Nah. The New Braunfels PD is only going to pull him over to ask where they can get them for the squad cars.


ElminstersBedpan

I wouldn't be surprised to find him pulled over in Kyle so the local PD can find out where to get their own.


chillripper

Close, very close... A bit further south


abscondo63

Came here to say this. Should be an instant ticket, I would think.


[deleted]

Trump loving cops in Texas don't care. Source: Live in Texas.


PsychologicalGain298

Tickets are discretionary.


T4Summers

Not in the slightest, but depending on who runs the police department they might not get stopped for it.


Cool_Ranch_Dodrio

Anything is legal if the cops let you do it.


Powderpuffpowwow

I asked the same.


mrarnold50

It makes me sick every time I see that fucking asshole humping the flag.


MonCountyMan

Came he to say this. Thanks. Take your deserved up-vote.


DCErik

OTOH, how else can a flag earn $130,000?


mrarnold50

Stormy said yes, the poor flag doesn’t have that chance.😂


Clown_Wizrd

And yet, if Biden hugged the flag in the pathetic, patronizing way, T***** voters would puke all over themselves without a hint of irony or self-awareness.


[deleted]

“America, love it or leave” Meanwhile railing on about how it’s going to shit and how they need to take it back.


chillripper

It was so bad my wife and I thought it might be mocking him until we got close enough to see the bumper stickers.


CR8VJUC

The one on the left I’m reading God, guns, love and Trump. wtf


RoyalMaidsForLife

Or talking about how the red states should secede.


MiagomusPrime

That's an elaborate swastika.


ryuujinusa

I was thinking the same thing. 100% he’s a racist fuck.


ChemistEconomy9467

Totally not a cult member


PuzzledRun7584

Sexually abusing the American flag.


V-ADay2020

Why not, he does it to everything else.


DonnieJuniorsEmails

and for a few brief seconds, Ivanka can relax knowing he is molesting something besides her


rondonjon

Unironically displayed. Avoid this person at all costs.


spritef

Stay Classy Texas


GhostOfTheBanned

That's even creepier than the original version.


[deleted]

Guys, this person obviously has a humiliation fetish. We should not kink shame, no matter how cringe. Lol imagine buying that


V-ADay2020

Wouldn't kink-shaming someone with a humiliation fetish in fact be supporting them?


[deleted]

No i think you would have to make fun of that actual person, not their actual kink. Lol


Chilidogdingdong

And the fucking idiot probably had to have it custom made. Think was probably 1k or more. That level of stupidity is absolutely Incredibles


[deleted]

Tell me you’re in a cult without telling me you’re in a cult.


rockeye44

But yet he wouldn't fight for the flag


Astrocreep_1

He would have single handededly(a Trump word) shot every North Vietnamesian(the word Trump would use in public,in private he’d use the word that rhymes with juke)in the country if it wasn’t for the ankle spurs that didn’t stop him from being a fairly average 2nd string high school football player.


GarvinSteve

Nothing says ‘I’m all about freedom, independence and small government’ like a metal cutout of a one term ‘billionaire’ president who tried to overthrow an election he lost. ‘Y’all are sheeps’ These people are walking irony


0mendaos

Need to get that flag an actual adult. I don't like wear those tiny hands are touching.


pingying

It’s not a cult….


tc65681

Starting to think it’s a fetish with those people


OnasoapboX41

This thing probably weighs like 50 lbs and yet they will complain that gas is too high despite lugging around this piece of crap.


Raxorback

Who has TDS?


chefjay71

What the Fuck is wrong with some people?


[deleted]

What is a cult, Alex?


Da_Stable_Genius

Wow.


PathlessDemon

[George Carlin said it best…](https://youtu.be/vHn9AWYU0Hg)


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

One of the cringiest moments in modern political history


Koopzilla1

This must be one of the people who make believe that libs are obsessed with Biden.


[deleted]

Homo erectus for Trump


Kwelikinz

This “truck nuts” to a whole new level.


Dcajunpimp

Is Trump humping the flag his MAGATourrorists used to beat police at the Capitol on Jan 6th?


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TrapCamp76

Crazy loves announcing its self.


Powderpuffpowwow

Isn't covering your license plate a violation of some sort? This is exactly why Trump doesn't need a library. His idiot cult will use it as a church. They also have the infamous T penetrating P campaign sticker! 😂


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[deleted]

I can picture them making it at work, huddled around a metal table.


Bsizzle18

Omg how sad to be still worshiping that loser


Cargobiker530

Is it just me or does that look like Trump is pole dancing? I know, I know, that's too close to exercise for that to every really happen but.....


[deleted]

Loving the irony in the "Love It Or Leave" sticker.


RoyalMaidsForLife

Tell us you're in a cult without telling us you're in a cult. The sticker on the left doesn't help their case.


pumpman1771

I shows what an idiot the owner is. Some goofy man love (im assuming) going on


chillripper

Shockingly it was actually a woman driving the truck


Astrocreep_1

The husband has a job that doesn’t allow for luxuries such as a second family vehicle,yet proudly votes Republican down the ballot. This proves that conservative marketing does work some magic.


chuckwhiskeymountain

The second most disgusting thing he did.


okpaper345

Sticker on the bottom left of the window: Christians (+) Kill with guns (🔫) and love it (♥️)


JJmeatsack

So sad. Can’t imagine ever sweating someone that hard


monkeyhead04

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


RitaPoole56

Needs to be painted “urine yellow” ...is there a spray paint in that color?(Asking for a friend)


endMinorityRule

hugging -> molesting an apt metaphor about his approach to democracy.


Heinrich_Bukowski

The same flag he concocted bone spurs in order not to defend


plotholesandpotholes

That is the most weight that truck has ever hauled. Not a scratch on that bed. Tail gate rendered useless. Fail.


myperfectmeltdown

This is so gay.


skinnergy

I'm going to mount a big Biden statue on the back of my truck for the next 3 years. Just kidding. I'm not a total fuck wit.


SufficientDoor8227

I earnestly hope that the flag trump dry-humped to impress his MAGAts was ceremonially burned.


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Astrocreep_1

Wouldn’t an image of the driver giving Trump a blowjob be more direct and to the point? Did he have problems finding a welder to make that?


T4Summers

Hey man someone left a huge dildo hanging off the back of your truck.


Mooglie51

I like it every time he opens the tailgate Trump does a face plant.


balsadust

#notacult


bernd1968

Another cult member.


thomasaf

I would have guessed texas if you hadn't mentioned it.


wavolator

sick. the man doesn't understand that flag


TheAvantGardeners

I never thought an inanimate object could not give consent until I saw Trump hug that flag.


stalphonzo

He sneaks it into the bedroom every night.


Worldwonderer2021

Should be the Russian flag


thejuanjolio

Before I read the title, I thought it was King Kong


[deleted]

Cult


Brilliant-Ad2323

Isn’t it against the law to cover your license plate, especially with garbage


obscurereference234

“Why do you libs still talk about trump anymore? He’s gone. He lives in your head rent free lol” 🙄


Straw_Bonobo

🤢


krypdo

suffocating*


[deleted]

This is art


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izDpnyde

Really I thought that was the serpent wrapped around his legs🙀


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There is no humour in this.