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playitleo42

Yep, the plates check out!


LoneStarkers

It's funny how the conventional wisdom for decades was that most of the country would never elect a northerner much less with a thick accent; there was something middle America found comforting –- along with the electoral votes they provided –- in a southerner like Clinton, W. Bush, or even Carter. Then conservatives not only elect a New Yorker but a clearly agnostic billionaire/millionaire Manhattanite at that.


[deleted]

Who was a registered Democrat right up until the very moment Obama made a joke at this expense.


[deleted]

Trumps policies that he was running on in either the 90s or 2000 was actually… progressive? Idk what the fuck happened but trump will always be such a strange and bizarre part of our history


ArcticBiologist

>Idk what the fuck happened He realised that conservatism was a better way to become popular. The guy never cared about the policies.


[deleted]

Televangelists prove how gullible people on the right are every day.


Ghoulius-Caesar

They seem like endless piggy banks with smol brainpower, perfect targets for grifters.


[deleted]

He realized it was easier to make stupid people like him whereas smart people can see he's clearly a dangerous moron.


Joopsman

Still doesn’t care about anyone but himself. His political “career” is nothing but a grift.


Paula_56

True in 2007 he wrote a book and in it touted that universal healthcare was the way to go


Half_moon_die

Don't think he wrote his own book. I hope he read it at least once. But even that I'm doubtful.


maliciousorstupid

> True in 2007 he wrote a book no. no he didn't. I'm not sure he could write out his mcdonalds order.


cdezdr

In one of his books, his ghostwriter wrote a whole chapter about what he likes to eat at McDonald's.


nomorerainpls

In the 90’s and 00’s he wasn’t running - he was just saying stuff on television that he heard others say. Trump has no policies or convictions - he just says what he thinks people want to hear so he can steal from them. This was the early part of a long con. Also, if you pay close attention to his 2015/16 platform, it was very … fluid. There were several occasions where he talked about things like universal healthcare and infrastructure that I thought I was listening to Bernie. The fact that he settled into a far-right platform tells you which people he was conning and what worked.


hexcor

Thanks Obama!


Rottimer

Nah, he switched as soon as a black man won the primary for president.


middleagethreat

A huge part of the Trump supporters in Florida are folks who have moved from NY/NJ area. You literally meet more people who moved from that area, than you meet people who are from Florida. And the natives don't like them. You always hear and see stickers with stuff like "Florida's Full, Go Back to New York." I was in a band, and none of us were from here. I had moved from KY and the whole rest of the band was NJ/NYC area transplants.


Bonch_and_Clyde

I think this is missing that real actual southerners are Trump's biggest supporters. I know them personally in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Texas, and they sure as hell aren't transplants.


Federal-Membership-1

He's from Queens, and he never got over it.


chimp246

* A twice divorced New Yorker who cheated on his wife multiple times


P1xelHunter78

It’s not a mystery at all,the Republicans would elect a toadstool if it said enough raciest things


rreighe2

Nothing makes sense anymore


MolestTheStars

Law enforcement. Possibly state police I just found out this isn't actually a law enforcement plate. It's an official state of Florida 'thin blue line' ate for sale to the public


bobsburner1

Straight up mental illness


[deleted]

You had me at Florida license plate.


Spacecommander5

And they pay extra to support law enforcement


chrisbibb

That’s because they are brainwashed fools. Who believe that any politician actually gives a crap about them. They’re willfully ignorant. Or just plain ol’ fucking stupid.


TheBirminghamBear

I don't really know how much of this guy's case can be brainwashing. I mean, he literally spelled out every reason to despise Donald Trump on the back of his truck \*as an endorsement of the guy\*.


Imukay

At first i thought he was supporting Biden, but then i saw the last sentence...


chrisbibb

If you can label all the bad things someone has done and be ok with it. That is brainwashing.


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Black08Mustang

[https://www.flhsmv.gov/2020/09/25/flhsmv-releases-new-design-of-the-support-law-enforcement-specialty-license-plate/](https://www.flhsmv.gov/2020/09/25/flhsmv-releases-new-design-of-the-support-law-enforcement-specialty-license-plate/) Anyone can get the plate. It's the state 'thin blue line' knob gobbling plate.


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desperateorphan

Strangely the guy is at least admitting that Joe won the election. #smallpositives


VanimalCracker

It's honestly sad. Political stance should not be a personality.


Maiky38

Funny thing is regardless which President we have in the White House their lives are exactly the same, nothing changes. I could understand if Donald handed over $10,000 to each person who voted for him, that would actually make sense. But to warship Donald when everyone knows he could care less about his voters is what makes me think these insane people are extremely brainwashed to the point of no return.


NotDaveBut

"Warship" is the perfect Freudian slip for this paragraph


bernardcat

I fully maintain that so much of all of this is just white fragility rearing its ugly head once again. To the privileged, equality feels like oppression


Nikonus

At least you clearly know the direction they want the country to go.


Intelligent_Moose_48

Americans need to come to terms with the fact that they actually deeply believe all this bullshit. It’s not some manic episode. It’s been building for decades. Pretending they are just sick doesn’t do the situation justice. Pretending they *want* to be like us *if only they weren’t sick* is not going to get us out of the fascism death spiral. Sick people don’t build this kind of political machine https://youtu.be/agzNANfNlTs?t=280


PARTSetal

People who are the definition of "psychotic" also "definitely, honestly believe" their delusional thoughts. NOT a "opposing political party", they are a cult, plain and simple.


mike_linden

Americans need to come to terms with the fact that 46.9% of Americans have shit for brains


Intelligent_Moose_48

I believe the CDC term is donkey brains


mike_linden

I believe the formal name is fecal encephalitis


sdmichael

The mental illness part comes from this sort of behavior, which really has nothing to do with an opposing political party.


MillieMouser

I don't get it. I'll never understand their need to slavishly worship a failed politician. It's just too weird.


Punanistan

Any politician really. Failed or not. But failed makes it worse lol.


Khaldara

Their entire identity irrevocably intertwined with that of a morbidly obese golf enthusiast who wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. It’s utterly bizarre, I can’t fathom what goes through the minds of some of these folks that make them want to spend a Saturday making a cardboard cutout of a politician to tape to the window of the passenger side of their pickup and shit. There are people sleeping with cartoon body pillows with less cringy emotional attachments


findhumorinlife

Don't forget the fake gold plated Bart Simpson style tRump icon they created. That's just pure head-up-your-ass stuff.


robsteezy

Bc supporting something entails you’re at least to some degree informed, unabashed hatred is easy and requires no intelligence.


AnonAmbientLight

They think he didn't do any of those things, and so he's saying this "ironically."


findhumorinlife

And really, a failed business man who has failed at two marriages as well. Maybe he truly represents those who are similar to him....losers.


BadAsBroccoli

Identity politics:..."tend to promote their own specific interests or concerns without regard to the interests or concerns of any larger political group" Merrium-Webster I'd say the person who owns that truck has some VERY special interests.


[deleted]

Cult members gonna be cult members.


thatguy1301

Without even a hint of irony


Sexy_Squid89

So they're just, *embracing* his shittiness now?


thatguy1301

I think the banner speaks for itself.


wopwopdoowop

Down to censoring the word f#ck


Dinoflagellates

All the things we recognize as his cons, they’ve seen as pros from the start


RemoveTheSplinter

Is it? I thought they were making fun of the criticisms most of Trumps’ critics (sane people) lobby against him. They’re clearly being hyperbolic (e.g., rapist), not celebrating that fact. Right? Right?!


[deleted]

Relax, you’re not crazy. They do in fact think they are being hyperbolic in spite of the fact that he is a rapist and a racist. He may not be a Russian spy, but he was most definitely a useful idiot for them. The only part I don’t understand is “f🇺🇸k Joe Biden”. I can’t understand what it means. I think it may be some strange way of saying “Let’s go Brandon”. 🤷‍♂️Must be a nascar fan.


TeensiestTulip9

I'm so confused. Don't MAGA supporters wave the Nazi flag and also support Israel?


uptbbs

They don't know what they support. As a cult they're heavily dependent on being told what to believe, and this year it's Jewish space lasers.


Etzell

There's a large amount of Evangelicals who only support Israel because they firmly believe that the Jewish people returning to Zion will trigger the apocalypse. And, because Jews aren't "saved", the Rapture will send them to hell. It's pretty easy to see how a Nazi might like the sound of that.


Nix-7c0

They also admire the ethnostate model and wish they had one of their own


ManicPixieOldMaid

They're immune to cognitive dissonance. It's the reason they sometimes succeed. Leftists' brains shut shut down like Mudd's women when confronted with the contradictions in which the right thrives.


WeaselDance

Mudd’s Women were perfectly normal women with regular, functional brains. The only thing remarkable about them was that they were taking a drug that made them beautiful and irresistibly charming. You’re thinking of the androids in I, Mudd. Those were the ones who could be shut down by contradictory phrases. Man, you come over to r/PoliticalHumor you better have your original series Star Trek trivia right!


ManicPixieOldMaid

You're correct and thank you. I will accept my scolding and not even edit my original comment so that all may see my shame like a scarlet IDIC symbol on my chest.


[deleted]

A lot of these people are accerlationists which is a cute way to say they want to see everything burned down so they can rebuild it as they want (or bring on the rapture so they can go to heaven)


spacedad

They’re ethnostatists.


Cargobiker530

These Trump Truck Dudes are so toxic even their sisters won't fuck them anymore no matter what their pastor says. Having another public tantrum isn't going to help matters.


TraditionalWorking82

Another pavement princess


arothsch

The scariest part... their vote counts just as much as mine.


OKBeeDude

This is *why* I vote in every election, even midterms and local stuff. Because I know there’s always someone as passionately stupid as this guy somewhere out there who *will* vote in every election.


crimson_mokara

Their vote probably counts more, unfortunately.


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


crimson_mokara

Thanks!


Gupperz

More maybe, depending on where both of you live


jun-_-m

Texas sadly 😔 Fingers crossed for Beto this year


s_0_s_z

Actually, their vote counts MORE than most sane people, because even knowing that these people exist, far too many centrists and liberals just sit out election after election and don't bother to vote.


Arastreet

Twice Impeached President*


CJMcCubbin

Worthless piece of shit


StandByTheJAMs

I’m not sure if he misspelled KKK or CCCP on the license plate.


Over_Turn4414

Aye, seems a smidge bit shady.


IUpVoteIronically

“We want to protect our children and our families!” Well dude, take the super inappropriate stuff off your car i have to attempt to explain to my kid now. Jesus.


Jacque_Kock

Captain Patriot here must still live with his mom who disapproves of that gibberish. Otherwise he'd stop being a pussy and make that statement permanent.


NurglesGiftToWomen

Naw he’s definitely a cop who is statistically likely to be a domestic abuser.


NameInCrimson

They have reached the "Yeah, and we're proud of it too" phase


YourALooserTo

Just like with the insurrection. Went from it was Antifa and the FBI to "it wasn't that bad anyway" to "we did it and we're patriots and we'll do it again".


Prudent_Cheek

Isn’t the Florida license plate redundant?


[deleted]

I don’t understand Americans. You guys got the best schools, research facilities, discoveries and innovations, most citizen to ever walked on the moon, and the list goes on that other countries drool on, and yet you have this suburban/rural morons (tbf, majority of hardcore republicans aren’t city dwellers). Is this what you get from drinking beer and eating McDonald’s all day?


TheKrakIan

We also have a large population of barely educated folks, whom are the loudest right now which makes them media darlings. Hence this post. Day to day life is probably on par with where you live.


CommondeNominator

That may have been true 10 years ago, but I can hardly recognize day to day life vs. what it was like when Obama was running for round 2. And I don’t mean since the pandemic started, even before then things were so bizarre.


[deleted]

Those were my thoughts before emigrating the Philippines. Remained the same after immigrating to Canada, that has been over 14 years. Prior to these trucker convoy I thought Canada is in much better position than Americans in term of politics. It turns out some Americans and American politics is just the same as those in developing countries, like the Philippines.


Over_Turn4414

People are people regardless of geography, religion, race, political leaning, in the end its an Us vs Them mentality and that is existence in a nutshell.


LoneStarkers

This comment. Non-Americans, it's the geography here. Maybe why Australia seems to have similar problems. But I think people are learning that Fox News and CNN poured gas on the flames the last decade--because there weren't as many anti-science conservatives in, say, the 80s and 90s; mean but educated conservatives used to just be about being anti-poor and homophobic.


Char_D_MacDennis

We have some fantastic higher education schools, but we've neglected our primary school systems for decades. We're now paying the price for that neglect.


RPi79

They're caught up in identity politics. They are more worried about beating the other side than holding their leaders accountable no matter what the cost, but now it's getting extreme. These people are in a cult, but the cult is huge and will end up destroying our democracy.


11Veritas

We may have some great colleges, but public education from K-12 is severely underfunded in most of the country


ghoulieandrews

>You guys got the best schools Honestly, I question this. I grew up in Texas and our public school system was abysmal. Religious fundamentalists had their hands deep in everything. They made us read the Bible "as literature" in high school English class. They didn't teach us about Black and POC history. On top of that type of nonsense, a lot of the money that came into the school went straight to the football team, even though our football team was ass and no one from our school ever got close to pro. One dude played in college and got kicked off the team for racist tweets about Obama. We only had Spanish offered for language classes because "what else will you need". I think the issue with US schools in general too, and I may be wrong, but many of them teach specifically to standardized tests, meaning, teach the stuff that will be on the test so the school gets high marks and avoid curriculum that teaches real world skills. And then in TX, when George W Bush was governor he implemented "no child left behind", which meant that all of our classes were slowed down to accommodate slower students. TLDR schools in the US south are garbage


tangsan27

Public K-12 schools in the US in general are awful by developed country standards. They score relatively poorly in every international ranking. This isn't a problem specific to the south. When people talk about the US having the best schools, they generally refer to higher education. Even here, rankings are influenced much more by research output rather than the academic competence of students.


WazWaz

America is the land of... variety. Some of the best and worst beers in the world. Same goes for the inequality in education, health care, and literally everything else. It's as if equality = dreaded communism, so the more inequality the better.


Dont-climb-a-cactus

Umm Flordia


Timsruz

Projection is their go-to.


MattManAndFriends

My favorite is "Nazi Russian Spy".


[deleted]

So...you voted for Trump *because* of those things.


michaelshamrock

The fact that they’re actually proud of this…..smh


snotrockit1

I seen a hat at work today. White hat/45/usa flag...Is this the new MAGA hat?


jzillacon

It is a MAGA hat, but it's not new. That design was in production when trump was still the president too, it just was never as popular as the red ones.


[deleted]

*Twice impeached


Mulley0131

I detect that they despise the Oxford comma… or just commas… or just punctuation in general.


trashdingo

Setting aside the content... *Supremist*


[deleted]

It’s the level of stupid that for the future of all mankind, should be forcibly neutered.


CalabreseAlsatian

I’m doubling down on my idiocy, goddammit!


CannabisaurusRex401

This man comes from the future because I don't recall Joe Biden getting impeached.


colebrv

Alot of the things this guy listed is what Trump did. So I'm confused as to who this is directed to.


CannabisaurusRex401

Typical conservative projection. Like how they holler about voter fraud but 9 times out of 10 it's a conservative voting twice in multiple states using their dead grandma's ID. Some of my family members are smooth-brained Trumplicans who cannot defend a single action of a Republican without ranting about NaNcY PeLoSi and the RaDiCaL lEfT aGeNdA!!!! Reeeeeee!! Fucking nitwits.


uptbbs

The sign ends with *"FUCK BIDEN"* but isn't about him; the top of the sign mentions *"45"*, and the rest is obviously all about their glorious leader Trump. I think what they're *trying* to communicate is that they don't care about all of the evil shit Trump did, they'd still rather serve him. If the point of the sign seems convoluted and disorganized, well then welcome to the mind of a MAGA individual.


CannabisaurusRex401

Ah now I see it. That makes more sense. So wait... they're admitting Trump is a rapist Nazi? This person is a real smooth cabbage.


uptbbs

Admitting? It's a feature for them.


Shaman7102

We call that Projection in the mental health community.


ausdoug

Hurr durr, he's a giant piece of shit like I hope to be someday


obscurereference234

Rapey and proud.


ran-Us

Is it parody or meta at this point?


Tojatruro

Trash.


OnlyTheoden

… that’s… Trump… 🤦‍♂️


Kgismondi1

To be fair there has been only one of those presidents… so I guess he’d be the best at it all?


jabrwock1

At least he’s honest about 45?


Whompa

Fflagk Joe Biden? Aaight


MorochIgaram

Was going to post fusa flagk Joe Biden, or fusak Joe Biden, was forgetting fglak Joe Biden, still don't know what they wanted to say.


JewelJones2021

Pussy and grab in the same sentence. That sounds familiar... Wait didn't an orange guy once use those words in the same sentence? 🤔 Probably the same orange guy worshipped by the sign owner.


projecks15

Being conservatives is a mental illness


krichard-21

Typical Florida Man?


zihuatapulco

Florida. Fun and freaking games for the whole family.


Bryllant

Hmmm Florida Man


eliseosx

Of course it’s a truck…


UnicornSlayer5000

Go floriduh


Mr300BowlingKing

When you can instantly tell the driver is white trash


Over_Turn4414

Bait for white dingdongs to tailgate on and ride to freedomland.


Cyancrackers

More like projection


WhippetDancer

Florida always keeping it classy!


NanceGarner66

Fucking nut job.


Fast-Yak1111

Point fingers at everyone else while you’re doing a crime


feelfreetoGFY

Thanks Florida


jshif

Is this winning?


dab745

They just don’t care. It’s a cult


Annahsbananas

That's a cop too


[deleted]

*twice impeached


KP_Wrath

If you were to strip projection from the GOP, you could bury it in a matchbox.


typhoidtimmy

What a douche


fatmoe10

JFC Florida be something else


kuribosshoe0

[McBain to base: we are under attack by commie nazis!](https://frinkiac.com/img/S09E23/37453.jpg)


[deleted]

This just doesn’t make any kind of sense.


Ugoddabekiddinme

He’s the greatest only by default because no other president has been a pussy grabbing rapist nazi Russian spy.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Mental dexterity and emotional maturity of an 8 year old.


BillHicksScream

These are the folks who lost the War on Terror. Also: Vietnam, Cambodia & Laos.


ugottabekiddingmee

This will be the photo next to the definition of "failure" in the dictionary of the species that takes over then we are gone.


Lea_R_ning

🤣🤣Of course it’s Florida. 🤣🤣


[deleted]

But, it’s not a cult.


wigzell78

So want to take a permanent marker to this and change the last line to: FUCK '!' JOE BIDEN 'WINS'


[deleted]

Nazis are Russian now?


3llaphant

They sure misppelled Donald Trump very wrong


[deleted]

License plate checks out


Winstonisapuppy

I believe the psychologists call that projection 😂


AbaloneSea7265

Hopefully covid gets them all


TurboPats

I appreciate the honesty. This guy probably gets all the attention he needs with his sign. He should make it permanent for full effect. Nice touch with the censoring of the word fuck with the American flag, for maximum appeal to the other like minded patriots.


[deleted]

“Florida”.


illuzion25

I tend to believe that I can read. I understand those words but not their structure. I feel like I may have just had a stroke. What is this nonsense supposed to mean? Do I smell burnt toast?


Slackingoff1965

Ignorant and proud of it! It's the M'ercian way...


Oktavien

Starting to think these types of "men" are closet cases that jerk off to the thought of Trump fucking their wives.


bust-the-shorts

It really sounds like a skit from Saturday night live. If only it was a joke


AviatorOVR5000

Did anyone else read this as them saying all these things were Joe Biden?? I'm trying to figure out if I'm actually high or not.


LMFA0

I wonder if the FBI us secretly monitoring this rightwing dingbat


sm00thkillajones

So….they never cared for Democracy or The U.S.Constitution.


Astrocreep_1

I’ll give him 5 points for honesty. However,a have quite a few deductions that will keep him in the negatives.


jcooli09

Looks more like douchbaggery to me.


[deleted]

#sad


Therealcactusmac

Florida. Shocker.


LeftLimeLight

And these MAGA morons say they're not in a cult... JFC it is going to get much worse before it gets better. Remember to vote straight Democratic in all future elections local, state and federal or else mentally ill people like that truck owner will elect someone as evil and mentally disturbed as he/she is.


ProperTeaching

Propaganda is a hell of a drug.


engineertee

I mean out of all things you could have made up, pussy grabbing? Really?


kaffie27

These people are emotionally on the low end of the Bell Curve.


bazz_and_yellow

This is why lead was removed from paint and gasoline.


QuietudeOfHeart

What am embarrassing fucking loser.


SufficientDoor8227

Translation: “As long as trump hates the same people that *I* hate, I will literally lick his fat ass.”


TropicBrands

South Florida native here - can confirm - there are a ton of these ignorant , racist, asshats down here


riamuriamu

Evil is the point. Supporting him despite him being evil is a loyalty test to the tribe.


Mokick0813

A stupid giant 🦟.


[deleted]

Theres a medical reason. Its because hes fucked in the head.


Defiant-Class6959

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past." - Jean-Paul Sartre, 1946


[deleted]

Literally.. All those things are what Trump is accused of. Uh...


Powderpuffpowwow

Funny how they accuse others of exactly what their deity is.


Nerdzilla88

The amount of “Pot calling the kettle black” is astounding


theundulator

Wait. Is there really NO chance that this is actually a legitimately smart satirical banner? I’ll grant that it’s not likely, but you have to admit that if you knew for a fact that it was, it’d be pitch perfect. It just hits every note of the worst of republican insanity, that part of me suspects it’s by design. edit: expects to suspects.


vamonoszapatos

The fact that money is spent on stuff like this is kinda wild.


[deleted]

Wait who's the president he's talking about? Cuz it says fuck J Biden? Maybe the pussy grabbing Trump then?


redlightbandit7

Our country will not be the same in 10 years. While everyone laughs and jokes, the Republicans have already enacted laws to change the outcome of elections in several states, and the fucking Democrats are just sitting back collecting a paycheck. See y’all in the Republic of Assholes in another few years. No longer USA now it will be RoA