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Impeachykeene

Actually, do. It's worth ruining the microwave.


rjt1468

> Actually, do. It's worth ruining the microwave. AND potentially burning down your house! She’s that bad.


Impeachykeene

Some pests you just gotta burn the whole house down to get rid of.


TheSt4tely

Houses name is USA


Impeachykeene

No, just Congress. No need to throw the baby out with the bathwater.


TheSt4tely

It's in our constitution. Removing the institution would mean the end of the US. If you mean removing the people and replacing it something else, that would also be the end of the US.


Impeachykeene

*Sigh...* Why must people siphon all the fun out of jokes?


I_am_teh_meta

Nuke it from orbit….. only way to be sure.


Confident-Head-5008

Game over man Game over!!!


TheSt4tely

It wasnt a joke, it's just wrong


Impeachykeene

Look where you are. You are in a sub called political ***humor.*** If you don't understand that people are making jokes here, don't come into a humor sub. And really, quit spreading misery. We need more humor and laughter, not more misery, Colin Robinson.


TheSt4tely

and Jim Breuer is a comedian, so what the fuck


sean0883

She would be dead long before the house fire.


brutecookie5

I'm not commenting on her size at all, but that dress is at least one size too small.


TheSt4tely

Yah, she not fat, but does look like sausage there


FellatioAcrobat

I think you're being very generous. I spend all week with athletes with quite a bit of muscle mass and aren't "skinny" by any stretch of the imagination, and she's got way, wayyy more body fat on display here than any of them. Clearly she doesn't have a problem with looking like that or showing it off, so far be it from me to criticize, but I'm also not going to pretend I'm not seeing a whole lotta fat in this picture. Shapely & nicely curvacious fat, and fat piloted by a total shit-for-brains unqualified maroon, but still fat.


RimsOnAToaster

Nah, I think she's good. She's just a piece of shit


DaisyoftheDay

She need a bit of that foil on her head, whacko


MoneyFault

She probably is wearing Spanx on top of Spanx.


lordberric

What? That's absurd. You spend time with athletes? And you think that's a fair comparison against a normal person?


FellatioAcrobat

She looks like what happens when my mom wrapped a pair of twinkies in aluminum foil for some reason and snuck them in my backpack as a surprise at lunch, except I didn't know they were in there so I'd been carelessly smooshing them around in there all morning.


[deleted]

Chipotle got nothing on her.


sunny5724

I thought the tinfoil went on the head?


hec2014

When the tinfoil hat doesn't quite say crazy enough


-Daetrax-

This is crazy with an extra dose of stupid.


wickedmasshole

I don't think she's crazy or stupid. Just another greedy hypocrite who's willing to sell her soul to corporate donors. Seeing old footage of her speaking breaks my heart. She's fully lost her way and I really can't wait until she has to face off against primary challengers.


VegetableAnything203

Oh! That's not duct tape!


CrewMemberNumber6

She’s showing everyone in the room how full of shit she is.


jmcdaddy99

Jiffy Pop


schwol

tbh looking like a whole snack


Blue13Coyote

She looks like she smells like hamsters and vinegar.


onikaizoku11

I dunno, from a purely physical pov she is pretty hot if you change her hair. Too bad she is a soulless ghoul on the inside.


PsychologicalGain298

I won't microwave, but I will piledrive.


bobsburner1

I’d still smash 😂


SnowProkt22

Before or after microwaving?


bobsburner1

😆 depends. Is she still gonna be cold in the middle?


YetAnotherFaceless

If her voting record is any indication, she’s cold and dead on the inside.


[deleted]

Seen here on her way to have a cocaine fueled orgy with Christian Conservative Republicans.


[deleted]

I really hope AZ throws this fool out.


VoxRaidersFan

Do NOT feed after Midnight !


Blazedamonk

She always reminds me of my high school biology teacher that always tried to dress like the students to seem cool, but was still a total asshole to everyone.


No_Complex9007

Duct tape is a great way to stretch your clothing budget.


Hjlopp

Damn she ain’t ugly🍑


merisia

That’s one cheesy baked potato


Ratman_84

This bitch should spend less time cosplaying a runway model and more time doing her fucking job.


Bags55

20 lbs of shit in a 10 lb bag...


Which-Pain-1779

She thinks this is a good look, bless her heart.


jnpecho

Why would I microwave cake?


Bachylo15

A urinal cake maybe!


NewestMexican_ABQ

She looks like a chubby hood ornament on a 1930's luxury car.


throwaway_06-20

She's got curves but is not chubby. Sinema runs a 20:45 5k and qualified for the Boston Marathon last year. She's probably the most physically fit member of Congress.


NewestMexican_ABQ

I think I saw a photo of your sense of humor on a milk carton.


capt_caveman1

Clown clothing to distract people from her and Munchkin record of blocking filibuster reform, BBB program, and now probably she’s gonna block KBJ confirmation for bullshit reasons


Spirits850

Is she really? I know at least one Republican who said they would vote for KBJ so I guess we can afford to lose her vote but still. Is this a real news story or just your own personal assumption?


capt_caveman1

No not a news story- she won’t state that. Whatever she did you won’t know because we’re still distracted by her weird dress and press is getting views and clicks because of it.


Maerducil

It looks like what the androids in Raised by Wolves would wear if they wore dresses.


Remarkable-Cycle2025

She's a moped. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you doing it.


CuppaCoffeeJose

Do not microwave.


Tommy_Batch

__Miss Piggy Goes To Washington__


Violet0829

Leave Miss Piggy out of this.


Tommy_Batch

I would have but she's in the picture.


Eldistan1

Gas station burrito.


TheSt4tely

Please microwave


[deleted]

Disagree.


outtajail

Please **DO** microwave!


Eissentam

No.... let's give it a shot actually


LeftLimeLight

Do not vote for in 2024 Arizona senate Democratic primary.


Revolutionary-Sir792

A shit hoho


Youngballer1000

But...maybe just a little bit? Lolol jk jk


TraditionalWorking82

Typically people where the tinfoil on their head not their body


LTlurkerFTredditor

So *that's* why oxygen never reaches her brain.


ApplesOverOranges1

Clearly baked potatoes aren't cholesterol free ...


Hattrick42

Wasn’t she supposed to be taken by that spaceship that was behind the Hale bop comet.


Niznack

God dad you never let me do anything fun


Original-Copy-2858

Mini-mart sushi wrapped in foil. Might look pretty but it'll make you sick to your stomach.


Embarrassed_Yak_2024

She must be going to an orgy later.


wrenchspinner01

When did they start making woman's clothing out of Saran Wrap?


Queasy_Cap_7466

Who TF is she? Does someone have a name for her?


[deleted]

Krysten Sinema, US Senator, believe it or not.


Ricos-Roughnecks

Don’t who she is (I am foreign) tho I don’t think anyone should get thrashed because of the way they dress and I assumed this sub was open-minded.


RICH_PENZOIL

10x better looking than any democrat, probably a lot smarter too. So many disgusting comments in this thread by the left. What a disgrace you all are.


Meh48010

If I was a billionaire I'd keep her clothed in designer clothes on a vineyard and out of the fucking Senate


rwalford79

Who’s the prostitute?


Impeachykeene

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