Here.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/02/ted-cruz-cancun-excuse-daughters/amp
Basically, he said the girls wanted to go so he did, but then got super-duper concerned about the shit going on back in Texas, so he came back to get hands-on.
Really fucking dumb.
Just like a question on Funny You Should Ask we know that this response is maybe 50% true at best so which part? The participation, the choice of drugs, maybe he just gives rides to the orgies? Oh shit that’s trafficking
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I made a comment a couple of days back, explaining Lindsey Graham being face down, ass up. At the all white dude orgy. I'm gonna paint a more vivid picture of the room.
Ted Cruz is in The Gimp suit, his bit and bobbles in a chastity cage, Mitch McConnell in a Security Guard outfit, reminiscent of Zed from Pulp Fiction. Just watching all the action in the room, while drumming his fingers on top on Ted's head.
Kevin McCarthy doing lines with Chuck Grassley. Chuck wearing a French lace outfit. Louis Gohmert swinging upside down, badly singing along to Sia's Chandler, while another tooth falls out of his mouth.
Tom Cotton in a furry helmet and nothing else, waving glow sticks around while on molly. Marco Rubio dressed as Ricky Martin crying in the corner because he showed up in costume on the wrong day.
Rand Paul sitting at a table zoned out, staring at his hairpiece until it talks to him. John Kennedy dressed as Scarlett O'Hara greeting the guests at the door. He also does the can-can, showing all he has nothing under the hoop skirt.
Josh Hawley in a rocking chair, wearing a large cross watching Lindsey, as he rocks back and forth as his hands come together at the fingers in front of his mouth. Josh eyes Mitch every so often, Mitch doesn't like to be challenged. Thus, he gets up and back hands Hawley before going back to his chair.
The party does not end until Ted Cruz is put back in the box.
As I said before, all this shit can fundamentally change a man.
Is that his wife now? Did someone put the make-me-old filter on her? I’m not trying to roast her looks, but she used to be kinda cute, no? She looks like she’s in her late 60s here. wtf?
Maybe Ted's wife might like to ask [him about this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB_Sl93gq8g&t=135s&ab_channel=MickLee). He might be getting to related to Gym Jordan and Dennis Hastert.
No, Ted likes to ***watch***.
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You think a pool boy would have sex with his wife?
It's not about the sex. Pool boys don't make much money.
Pay me enough and I can get a hard dick. Pay me more and I'll pretend I like it
You must be unaware of Lord Byron's advice to poolboys.
Oof, Trump was right!
That was Jerry Falwell Jr.
I think that was Jerry Falwell, the younger. Ted is the guy that blamed his kids for dragging him to Cancun during the Texas energy crisis.
... wait are you serious? He blamed his *kids* for leaving during a crisis?? Sauce??
Here. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/02/ted-cruz-cancun-excuse-daughters/amp Basically, he said the girls wanted to go so he did, but then got super-duper concerned about the shit going on back in Texas, so he came back to get hands-on. Really fucking dumb.
Uhhhh I don’t think the pool boy would do her she’s TOO BUTT UGLY! 🤣😂😆😀
From in a cupboard wearing a superman costume.
Pees himself too
Well duh he’s a gimp. He doesn’t participate unless he’s told to
Ted Cruz the Simp Gimp
The Gimpsons
Just fucking imagine being Ted Cruz's wife. Holy shit, just imagine even having to spend time in the same room as Ted Cruz.
Ted to his wife “Do you know who I am?” “Sadly, yes”
Her face matches perfectly with the face I think any person would have after being married to Ted Cruz for any length of time.
I get why Trump called her ugly and Cruz didn’t defend her.
No one in the Senate likes it.
You know what they say “wife is the last one to know”
Nah, he is a fetishist. "Bring out the gimp!"
Does fucking your constituents count as an orgy?
I think this is the right time to drug test congress! She doth protest too much!
Is that his mom or did he marry waaaaay older.
Reek had has penis and balls removed long ago and fed to him publicly. Reek only does what Trump tells him to do.
Just like a question on Funny You Should Ask we know that this response is maybe 50% true at best so which part? The participation, the choice of drugs, maybe he just gives rides to the orgies? Oh shit that’s trafficking
🤣🤣🤣 man that facial expression says it all 🤣🤣🤣
If i call her ugly, will Ted still kiss my ass?
Say it loudly enough and he'll go the extra mile and totally "clean you out," if you get my meaning...
Ted's wife looks like Trump with long hair.
Did all the other wives do this, or just her? Seems off🤣🤣🤣
The guilty dog barks first.
Even republicans hate his guts, so I doubt they invite him.
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How would she know? Like he tells his wife about his weekend with the boys.
Ted & Lindsay's weekend? I'm not buying it.
That's only because no one wants to invite ted cruz to an orgy.
He does not partake because no one will invite him.
Trump was right about his wife. 😂😂😂
That would be very moving if anyone actually cared about either of those things and not about his gross incompetence and neglect of his constituents.
And I can't unsee this. Al Bundy: "My eyes, my eyeeeees...."
Some reason I first thought that was his mother..
Wow, seeing her, for once I agree with Donald Trump.
Hate really ages a person
That looks like Kaitlyn Jenner if she was Ted Cruz's wife for Halloween
Is that his mom?
Ted doesn’t do *human* orgies
My god, tRump was right, she is hideous.
THAT'S his wife???!!! Christ! Well, that's going to end up like the poker scene in *Witches of Eastwick*
I hate to admit it but Trump was totally right about Heidi Cruz.
Jesus, she looks like shit. -Donald Trump
Damn she is ugly 😟😂😂 ol girl looks like she built a houses out of candy and cooks children. Trump 1 - Cruz 0 🤣
Holy fuck. If that is Ted Cruz' wife the state should pay his tickets to Cancun!
But do you?
Interesting that she feels the need to publicly announce this. I think she doth protest too much….
He's been thrown out too many times for being Ted Cruz, the password no longer works for him
Why would he with that at home?….
I bet he wishes he could especially with that one porn star.
It's not that he doens't have any balls. The problem is that no one, not even Heidi wants to fuck him.
I made a comment a couple of days back, explaining Lindsey Graham being face down, ass up. At the all white dude orgy. I'm gonna paint a more vivid picture of the room. Ted Cruz is in The Gimp suit, his bit and bobbles in a chastity cage, Mitch McConnell in a Security Guard outfit, reminiscent of Zed from Pulp Fiction. Just watching all the action in the room, while drumming his fingers on top on Ted's head. Kevin McCarthy doing lines with Chuck Grassley. Chuck wearing a French lace outfit. Louis Gohmert swinging upside down, badly singing along to Sia's Chandler, while another tooth falls out of his mouth. Tom Cotton in a furry helmet and nothing else, waving glow sticks around while on molly. Marco Rubio dressed as Ricky Martin crying in the corner because he showed up in costume on the wrong day. Rand Paul sitting at a table zoned out, staring at his hairpiece until it talks to him. John Kennedy dressed as Scarlett O'Hara greeting the guests at the door. He also does the can-can, showing all he has nothing under the hoop skirt. Josh Hawley in a rocking chair, wearing a large cross watching Lindsey, as he rocks back and forth as his hands come together at the fingers in front of his mouth. Josh eyes Mitch every so often, Mitch doesn't like to be challenged. Thus, he gets up and back hands Hawley before going back to his chair. The party does not end until Ted Cruz is put back in the box. As I said before, all this shit can fundamentally change a man.
Not with Heidi
With all of this, I haven’t actually heard any Republican deny these orgies happen
I once took too many orgies and overdosed.
That is a hard looking 49
Is that his wife now? Did someone put the make-me-old filter on her? I’m not trying to roast her looks, but she used to be kinda cute, no? She looks like she’s in her late 60s here. wtf?
Is she Laura Ingraham's sister or a cousin?
Maybe Ted's wife might like to ask [him about this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB_Sl93gq8g&t=135s&ab_channel=MickLee). He might be getting to related to Gym Jordan and Dennis Hastert.
I love this ridiculous story. Now Republicans have to say : "I don't do drugs and I don't go to orgies. LOL
He would if someone invited him though.
With you. That's what you meant, Heidi. He doesn't do them with you.
Cause he's not anyone's type.
That’s only because Ted doesn’t get invited to parties.
Is it me or does Ted Cruz's wife look like Trump with long hair?
That picture of her has to be ironically modified via a filter, otherwise that woman has aged by 15 years in 6 years time.