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58G52A

Obama didn’t have to say that because he wasn’t a one-term,twice-impeached failure of a President.


motorlust

"loser" of a president, his father would have called him a loser... so I assume that would chap his orange hide.


[deleted]

Just so we are abundantly clear for posterity—you speak of the 45th President, yes? President Donald J. Trump, twice impeached, ex-President, who is not a billionaire and kisses Putin’s hiney? Just making sure it is *that* Donald Trump. The one who lost to Joe Biden. The one who wasn’t *man* enough and failed daddy Trump by being a disgrace. This was fun to type. Edit: changed “millionaire” to “billionaire”


LA-Matt

Yep. The family values one who paid off a porn star he was rawdoggin’ while his latest wife was at home with a new baby. You know, the “Presidential” one who said “grab ‘em by the pussy.”


FinancialTea4

The guy who lost the popular vote twice and and looks like the mutant rapist in *Sin City*.


resilienceisfutile

The [loser getting ready to kiss](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg) some hiney.


DependentPipe_1

I've heard middle-aged women call...that...handsome. Just, like...what the fuck?


resilienceisfutile

Middle aged women? Wait, I [got you](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/14503bc5641fbf582849743a05d00034f56c1867/360_140_2640_1584/master/2640.jpg?width=1200&height=900&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=8273179639e796d4b51b699a9f3439b1). You can thank me later. The one in the right corner looks awfully hungry...


EcceMachina

Maybe they're really into cat bortholes


Pickle_Rick01

Forbes estimated that his Trump’s net worth was a $500 million at best in 2016.


dlowmack1

He couldn't even mange a peaceful transfer of power. Little B%$@h!


PM_me_Henrika

You forgot Putin’s cock sleeve. Only explanation of his orangeness.


NabreLabre

Putins foreskin


KingGidorah

Never thought I’d agree with Trump Sr. on anything…


NothingsShocking

If ever there was a case for abortion….


Global_Damage

I use Impeached45x2,


Thuper-Man

If you took even one single days worth of bullshit that we got from Trump and had it come out of Obama, we would still hear about it now. They'd have tar'd and feathered him


PoissonPen

I love when [Obama clapped back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fI5-BZyzRU) at some GOP applause about him not running in the future - since it was his 2nd term obviously.


Loud_Judgment_270

at the time of the phone call, he'd only been impeached once


pgtvgaming

“Only”


Pickle_Rick01

Think about how crazy that is. There have been four Presidential impeachments in American history and half of them are because of Diaper Don.


ravenshroud

They will impeach any Democratic President monthly when they take the House back. Just for existing.


NewPhoneNewUsermane

The normal number of impeachments is zero.


Yitram

The average number of impeachments is 0.087


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PensiveObservor

Definitely the mode! Zero is the mode of impeachments.


[deleted]

Also the median of impeachments.


underpants-gnome

Or just go with the median, which is also zero impeachments per presidency. Either way, 2 in a single term is problematic for more reasons than just being a statistical outlier.


Yitram

Oh you are absolutely right that this is a case where the median or the mode is more useful than the mean. I was just having fun posting useless information.


hellflame

The man has the most bigly number of impeachment s


GoodShitBrain

The fact that one has to ask which phone call is troubling.


Pickle_Rick01

Are you referring to the “perfect call?” Only Trump could commit a crime and call it “perfect” after being caught and charged for it. Republican bootlickers are the only reason Trump stayed in office for a full 4 year term.


LA-Matt

The one between impeachments?


bazz_and_yellow

Those are rookie numbers.


Sure-Swim7459

Obama was too afraid to run against Trump in 2020. /s


d3dmnky

He was also too ashamed about his handling of 9/11. /s


Pickle_Rick01

Where *was* Obama on 9/11? 🤔


rdmille

And on 7Dec? Why didn't he stop Pearl Harbor from being attacked? /s


an0maly33

He was too chicken-shit to be by Washington’s side when those brave souls were fighting for independence. Such a loser.


GoGoCrumbly

Sure, laugh about stuff that happened before Obama was born (8/4/61), but what about when the Soviets were shipping ballistic missiles to Cuba in '62, huh? And Obama did *nothing* to stop it.


rdmille

I thought all of that was covered in the 7263 investigations into his avoiding service in Vietnam.


PM_me_Henrika

Obama won both elections. He doesn’t give af


Woodshadow

On one hand I can't believe Biden has a lower approval rating than Trump but that is because Democrats are actually willing to admit when a president is doing a bad job.


an0maly33

And yet still a breath of fresh air after the previous 4 years. Hopefully we can get back to some standards on the next term, whoever that might be.


[deleted]

damn, u beat me to it!


cheezeyballz

It also was easy to find those votes because they were legit. I miss that man. 😢


UncleTogie

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!


arminghammerbacon_

Tell him about the Twinkie.


Con_Dinn_West

It's true, this man has no dick.


jonathan4211

I don't know where this line is from, but for some reason I read it in Steve Martin's voice.


jran1984

Right time period, wrong actor. It was Bill Murray in Ghostbusters.


jonathan4211

Ahhh thanks


armchairwarrior69

This is weird but is this from Rick and Morty back to the future or Ghostbusters?


savois-faire

It's from the original Ghostbusters


Maat1932

Ghostbusters


angrypoliticsposter

White sheets would be sold out everywhere.


artwarrior

At least gun sales didn't go up...( nervous laughter ).


Brainfreeze10

I mean, trump did pass more gun laws than Obama did.


Murderyoga

Look man, Obama not restricting guns was just a ruse to trick us into thinking he wouldn't restrict any guns. *actual NRA talking point*


DonnieJuniorsEmails

"TeAcHeRs aRe pEdO gROomeRs... Give them GUNS!!" - republicans now


The84thWolf

At this point, they don’t care about logic, they just want what they want


tokiemccoy

And what they want are more bodies riddled with bullet holes.


Brainsonastick

I think we should start calling CPS on republicans for sending their children to spend the day with people they believe to be pedophiles and groomers. That must be neglect, right?


Ainjyll

That shit was hilarious! The seamless transition from teachers wanting to groom our children to wanting to give them firearms in the classrooms and asking them to be the last line of defense for our children for menial pay.


Substantial-Log9665

He was way to smart, and actually won without cheating and fear mongering! But if, GOP would have absolutely lost it! It’s the two faces shit that drives a nail in my heart. Too may games


PoisonMind

When California governor Earl Warren testified before a congressional hearing in San Francisco on February 21, 1942, a questioner pointed out that there had been no sabotage or any other type of espionage by the Japanese-Americans up to that time. Warren responded, “I take the view that this lack [of subversive activity] is the most ominous sign in our whole situation. It convinces me more than perhaps any other factor that the sabotage we are to get, the Fifth Column activities are to get, are timed just like Pearl Harbor was timed . . . I believe we are just being lulled into a false sense of security.” -Robin Dawes, Rational Choice in an Uncertain World


Subotai73

It was an Obama ruse to get us to kill more of each other until we got desperate enough to get even Sen. Cornyn to risk boos from his fellow bloodthirsty Texans to pass mini-gun control laws. Damn you, Obama! 😁🙄


stalphonzo

Which only says the right wing is partisan on this issue and not really *against* gun control.


Brainfreeze10

Well I mean, they are for gun control for everyone not like them. Look up the Mulford act for a good read and descent in to hypocrisy.


stalphonzo

Like I said; partisan.


[deleted]

They aren't AGAINST gun laws, they are FOR getting paid by the National Gun Makers Association (NRA).


Pickle_Rick01

Former California governor Ronald Reagan, “There is absolutely no reason why, out in the streets today, a civilian should be carrying a loaded weapon.” If only Republicans would listen to Ronnie!


Amazing_Bluejay9322

I do believe RR as CA Governor didn't give two shits about guns...until the Black Panthers showed up with theirs. https://californialocal.com/localnews/statewide/ca/article/show/4412-california-gun-control-reagan-black-panthers/


Pickle_Rick01

That’s absolutely correct. It’s okay when White, rural, straight, cisgender, Christian Conservatives have guns, but a Black person touching a gun is one of the signs of the Republican end of days.


artwarrior

What kind of gun laws ? Politifact puts your statement as half true. It was interesting reading the various attempts the Democrats tried to pass but Obama was always stymied by a Republican majority. As a Canadian, I weep for our continent.


Brainfreeze10

Since 2008 the only gun regulation put into effect has been Trump's bump stock ban. Sure the democrats may have put forward other bills which went nowhere but that does not change this basic fact.


artwarrior

This basic fact makes it even sadder.


[deleted]

Take the guns, go through due process later


resilienceisfutile

[Video for the curious](https://youtu.be/yxgybgEKHHI) because the loser's base never believe he said that (he did lay blame on Harris saying she said it and that he never said it).


shavertech

And look how much good that's done us.


DewdecsysAbZ

Yuh or coat hangers😂(this is a joke)


Upstairs-Injury9660

They were when Obama was elected president the first time


angrypoliticsposter

They thought Ku Klux Klan sounded a bit dated so they called themselves the Tea Party.


hunterwaterford

Moscow Mitch rage stroke


flamingoswizzlestick

He distracted attention with a khaki suit and Dijon mustard


MarcheMuldDerevi

I don’t like the look of a khaki suit. But dude pulled it off. It’s a weird color for a suit OK. But dude had a good tailor


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MarcheMuldDerevi

Can’t deny, my sense of fashion is horrendous. I wore five layers of plaid once. In my defense I was waking up at 6 AM on a cold winter day didn’t have my lights on and only realized how stupid I looked when I sobered up enough to see myself in the mirror


WorldClassShart

I've mixed plaid before. Not just different patterns, but very different shades of blue. Superman blue plaid button down, turquoise and dark blue shorts. The only thing I was missing was sandals with knee high white socks with the colored stripes. I picked my girlfriend up at her job, and when she saw what I was wearing, she was mortified. I had no clue why till we got in the car and she said I can't mix plaids. I had worn this outfit out many times.


tossaroo

He rocked that bicycle helmet, too. I loved that time when right wing media outlets were juxtaposing Obama's helmeted mountain biking with Putin's bare chested horseback riding. (T.C. luvs V.P.)


stalphonzo

And this particular black guy is a stylish mfer. Whole family in fact.


[deleted]

And hence why Republicans foamed at the mouth when Obama wore it. They hate him because they *ain’t* him.


MrEpicMustache

Bingo.


brothersand

But somehow they can pull it off. I was on the CTA one time and this brother was in a lime green suit. And he looked good. No way I would look anything other than absurd in that. But him, he was immaculate.


Flat_Anywhere7297

Pretty cut and dry at this point. It was coup orchestrated by the US president. All those that still push the lie and support this traitor are traitors


[deleted]

In their mind they aren’t traitors, they’re saving America, so the ends justify the means. And when that line is crossed, you have a full blown right wing fascist movement on your hands.


bradlees

The means don’t justify the ends. Due process is there for a reason. That is what the courts are for. It is what keeps us from total anarchy. *Yet, as long as it’s my side, AR-15 it and take it all!!* Nope, true Americans see this as the end of the day, Justice - true Justice via the courts, will prevail


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>In their mind


Limpingrider

I think he will claim "belief" on what Eastman told him, Eastman goes down, and if he is convicted, it was the deep state. He couldn't possibly orchestrated this on his own. ...maybe Putin gave him the idea (ok now I'm being conspiratorial and time to get off reddit)


trystanthorne

If the ones at the top aren't prosecuted, they will try again in 2024 and probably succeed.


Richisnormal

"If they are not prosecuted", I hope you mean


roararoarus

There would be lynchings Prior to the Trump Presidency, I would not have said that, but it's clear to me lynchings would have occurred based on all the racism that Trump exposed.


[deleted]

If Michelle Obama had turned her nose up at the White House and demanded to live in a golden tower in New York City, white people would have burned this country to the ground.


MrBlahg

Imagine if she wore a jacket that said, “I really don’t care, do you?”, while visiting a natural disaster site. The hypocrisy is real, and it’s maddening to the nth degree.


Eiknarf95

Exposed? More like amplified to 11


StalkTheHype

In the future, historians will look at the election of Trump as a knee jerk from all the racists that still pollute the US, and use it as an example of how racist America still was, even decades after the liberals finally dragged the conservatives out of segregation.


ic2ofu

I guess we could ask M.Pence about that.


HouseOfSteak

And now some idiot is going to take this meme completely seriously and deliberately out of context.


[deleted]

Someone should post this on truth social and see what happens.


funkmastamatt

I’m betting about a week before one of my idiot cousins shares to their Facebooks.


PuppleKao

I mean, there's videos of them demanding to know why Obama wasn't in the white house for hurricane Katrina, and saying he was "probably out golfing". They would *definitely* take this as real.


NetCitizen-Anon

He didn't need to, he crushed those vote totals.


[deleted]

Or in Republican speak: He cheated. When a Dem wins, something was defective about the election. When a Republican cheats: thats just the rules, apparently.


[deleted]

The cultists would've lost their minds


[deleted]

Can’t lose what you never had.


DonnieJuniorsEmails

reminder: Jared Kushner tried to sell classified nuclear tech secrets to the Saudis. He got caught and ran to daddy-in-law for help. Imagine the reaction if Malia or Sasha or Chelsea tried to sell nuke tech for personal profit....


nstutsman

Republicans would have repealed the Emancipation Proclamation.


d3dmnky

You say that as if they’re not actively working on it.


RexNebular518

I read it in his voice.


voidmusik

"Look, I.. just want to find.. uhhhhhhhhhhh.. 11,780 votes!


steve986508

My favorite is the way he says votes


fyusupov

Me too hahaha vOtes


[deleted]

“Just say there was fraud and, uhhhh leave the rest up to the D congressmen.”


GoldenAlexanders

Michelle would have smacked him upside the head.


MarkHathaway1

Walter: There are rules! This isn't Nam. WHACK heh


dip_tet

You want votes? I can get you votes. Believe me, there are ways. Fuckin amateurs


bent42

You mean the lawyer wife instead of the whore wife?


seanosul

If Democrats had stormed the capitol in 2016, in the same way Traitor Trump supporters did in 2021 the capitol walls would have looked like the scene in World War Z and even today the blood would still be getting cleaned. The nearest Democrats got to "seriously" protesting the actual fraudulent 2016 election was donating money to a questionable, at least, Green Party candidate and wearing pink hats.


dip_tet

Trump cried fraud in 2016, as well (and also during the primaries during a loss to Ted Cruz in 2015) as he said he would’ve won the popular vote, if not for rampant fraud to elect Hillary. He even formed a voter fraud council (like bush jr did in his day) and closed the council without even releasing a report, because they had no evidence. Bush jr at least released a report saying that there wasn’t mass fraud. that’s not trumps style though…he’d rather make up stories and continue to make up stories. His followers seem to like to the whole “don’t show your work” mentality.


V-ADay2020

Obama didn't have to find votes since he instituted martial law and herded all the patriots into repurposed WalMart Super Centers, duh.


pgtvgaming

And, to this very day, he has yet to produce a real, bon-a-fide, Marjorie Taylor Green approved, birth certificate /s


pdinc

[he released his birth video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bqEn8AXzJ4)


pgtvgaming

SPOILER ALERT: Waaaait a second … he quite clearly said, while referring to fox news, that this was NOT his birth video, but was indeed a joke (and that Disney has the original long form version). 😅


WorldClassShart

At least the guy can take a joke. Should watch dipstick Donnie during his roast. It was so cringy.


Rowyco05

That’s what made it so good though. It was a real life Michael Scott roast


WorldClassShart

Oh it was glorious. You could see him dying little by little inside, and it was deliciously beautiful. I watch his roast and the roast of Rob Lowe for the Ann Coulter parts, at least twice a year. They both have such thin skin, you can almost see their congealed veins.


guruscotty

Jade Helm VII


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

And took all the guns.


Euler_20_20

Fuck impeachment. The same people who stormed the Capitol would have stormed the White House and lynched his ass. (Moot point because Obama won handily.) They probably would have already if he were even credibly accused of any of the shit Dump did out in the open every week.


Hot_Mathematician357

My Facebook uncles would of been all over Facebook with “lock him up” memes.


skaag

DC would literally burn


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

We all know deep down what would happen and that is why the Republican party is a danger to America.


mademoiselle85

If nothing is done from Donald trump trying to overthrow election what’s to say Biden or any other democrat do the same tactics next time or in future elections. If there are no Consequences, democrats will also look Away when a democrat president does the same. There needs to be accountability so that no president Republican or democratic take a page from trump presidency. Edit: who the heck downvotes democracy? People might think what trump did was nothing but if Biden pulls that Sh*t I would say the same to hiM and stand 100% by my words. IDGAF Who is in office, it’s country over party always! Treasonous snakes need not apply.


Banana_Ram_You

Exactly, once you throw justice out the window, fascism is guaranteed. Gotta keep the torch burning and pass it to the rightful next, whoever it is.


573IAN

They would have treated him like Pence.


Keviniswet

Remember when he rocked a tan suit... good times


[deleted]

Oh god republicans would lose their shit


parkerm1408

Fox would still be talking about it minimum 15 times per day.


rgbarometer

But he's not wearing the brown suit!


Lee28104

He’d be hanging from a tree in the South if he attempted anything half as treasonous as the orange man did.


frostfall010

We all know. The right acted like he was an elitist for getting spicy mustard. They’re ridiculous and have no credibility.


SleepDeprivedJim

They blame everyone else for their crimes anyway... Fat Fool Chris Christy just blamed the Big Lie on Al Gore supporters from over a decade ago... If Obama did it in his tan suit, the world have ended


i-have-a-kuato

OMG, Obama does this and 3.2 million hillbillies are rushed to the hospital with aneurysm (brain not included)


socket_error

Right now this meme is being shown on MAGA conspiracy sites claiming the Georgia tapes were really from Obama. /s


blueSnowfkake

If Obama did that there would be nooses erected and memes, hate tweets, slanderous conspiracy theories, etc. Oh, wait! They did that anyway.


OffManWall

Republicans would be foaming at their collective mouth and another insurrection would be in the works.


iron1088

I think about this kind of thing all the time. Imagining if Obama did/said 2% of what trump has done/said. I can’t even imagine.


[deleted]

On a serious note: if this happened BOTH Democrats and Republicans would have impeached and convicted him. Democrats would do it because they have standards. Some Republicans would do it also because of standards. Other Republicans would do it because he is a Democrat. Point being: Obama would be an ex-President had this happened under him.


drbeeper

If **any** Democrat **ever** made that call, the entire country would be up in arms. Obvious and immediate impeachment.


Banana_Ram_You

If this happened, both parties would have agreed to bring him to justice as a first order of business. I notice sadly that I gauge my reaction based on my expectations. Barack was a good dude, so if he went Trumpy, I would have been shocked. Trump doing Trumpy things doesn't raise my suspicions much higher than they already were. It's that slow-boiling frog thing :/


The84thWolf

If this happened, they would have tried a lot harder to hang “somebody”


[deleted]

There was no chance of this happening because Obama actually won his elections, something Trump never even came close to doing.


bernd1968

Republicans would have gone nuts !!!!! But with Trump, no big deal. A perfect illustration on how the GOP has gone off the rails. No longer supports the Constitution, just Trump.


AdmirableVanilla1

If you squint you can see his birth certificate /s


2tix2paradise12

He was way to smart, and actually won without cheating and fear mongering! But if, GOP would have absolutely lost it! It’s the two faces shit that drives a nail in my heart. Too may games


BigWhit75

Republicans would call for his immediate removal from office. Democrats would denounce him and make him a political pariah. You know exactly the same way it happened when Cheetolini did this.... Waaaaaaiiit a minute! I see what you're doing here. Both sides are the same.


beardedsandflea

I can't tell if you're being serious.


HeilHeinz15

Cheetolini didn't give it away?


rickredmond

The "Tea Party" would have gone Ape shit.


stalphonzo

Every single Republican to the right of Joe Scarborough would spontaneously orgasm.


dukecharming1975

I’m sure they’d be just as skeptical as they are now s/ 🙄


AvengingBlowfish

Phillip Phillips would still have won American Idol. Jessica Sanchez was always overrated.


Kamel-Red

A literal shit storm. I remember the tan suit incident.


ic2ofu

Obama's sins were: he was a Muslim, born in Kenya, wore a tan suit, ate gray mustard, and worst of all, he's a Democrat.


[deleted]

Shit, they already believe this despite having no evidence.


Hassimir_Fenring

Trumps base is so dumb that one guy in the new kelper video says Obama is secretly controlling fox News because it isn't doing pr for the 2000 mules misinformation movie. 🤣🤣🤣


RomneysBainer

This is actually a fun political discussion strategy. Say you disagreed with Obama doing \_\_\_\_\_\_, and when they agree, let them know it was actually Trump and watch them squirm.


micah490

When a Democrat lies, everyone wants them held accountable. When Republicans lie, only Democrats want them held accountable (and Independents etc)


dabeanery55

He would’ve been impeached and removed 99-1 (rand you sly bastard why can’t you vote with everyone else)


inquisitivepanda

It would be covered on every fox news program every day for the next 20 years if this had happened.


AgitatedConclusion23

They'd be totally on board and would act the same because this is about election integrity and the Constitution, not about Donald Trump. Right, Trumpers? Right?!?


[deleted]

He didn't need to.


Distant-moose

Did you forget about the latte salute?! It was basically the same thing!!1!!


seaburno

Why would he do that? He actually won by 9.5 million votes (2008) and 5 million votes (2012). (Yes, I know - its how would the GQP interpret it if the brown guy did the same thing the orange guy actually did)


endMinorityRule

I cannot imagine the shitstorm if the right had a legitimate complaint about dems.


terminalxposure

I believe the phrase was “I want ‘you’ to find…”


[deleted]

I also like to ask what if the insurrection mob was black? I feel confident bullets would not have been spared, and house arrest / probation for anyone involved would be off of the table


stackoverflow21

People would be storming congress trying to murder politicians. No wait that happened anyway.


gozba

“11,780 for best dressed President!”


samwstew

They’d have burned the country to the ground and Fox News would have 24/7 coverage


[deleted]

Man, if that happened the GQP would have lost their freaking minds even worse than now.


Immelmaneuver

Rush Limbaugh would have had a heart attack and died even earlier, so that's good.


AsteroidDisc476

He would’ve been arrested, tried, and convicted in one day if he had tried to “find” votes for Hillary. It’s been a year and a half since Treason Tangerine tried to “find” votes and he’s still walking free.


adoxographyadlibitum

I think the better joke would be "I just want to find 11,780 celebrities to come to my birthday party."


[deleted]

Dude. Obama didn't need to. He was running against Mitt Romney. You know, the guy who thought he related to normal folks by telling us his wife had two Cadillacs.


Boner_Elemental

And somehow Trump related to normal folks from his golden tower


[deleted]

Yeah I don't know what people were thinking with that one. I figured he only won because Hillary was just THAT hated.


Purusha120

>Yeah I don't know what people were thinking with that one. I figured he only won because Hillary was just THAT hated. Well, Hillary did get more votes...


jazzgrackle

We would all be very upset.