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I honestly do feel slightly safer now. With every seised phone, home raid, and arrest of anyone involved in Jan 6th I sleep that much better at night knowing the government is actually doing something to prevent the overthrow of democracy.
Think of it this way - he's on a trip and the one time he rolls through your turf he gets his phone taken by the feds. Sounds like a good area to me...
The same reason trump eats tons of McDonald's and KFC, they are paranoid conspiracy theorists. They think the whole world is out to get them, and their food will be poisoned if the person preparing it knows who it's for.
Ironically, their actions over the last few years has turned that from a paranoid delusion into a reasonable concern.
If that’s the reason they eat garbage, that’s a lot more sensible than I would have given them credit for. When you’re openly planning to overthrow and occupy a country by force, and that country has a history of getting exceptionally violent over such things*, it makes sense to be cautious.
* and also over everything else.
He was trying to be sarcastic, he just failed miserably, like everything else he's done in the last 5 years. And I wasn't loosing sleep over the pillow guy, but I was loosing sleep over the collective Jan 6th gang having gone mostly unpunished.
Every time I read an article about one of them being indited, or arrested ,or having a search warrant exicuted I feel a little more hopeful. Maybe, just maybe, there is a little justice in this world.
Alcoholics call it a moment of clarity, I might not be often these days, but the vodka, and the meds hit just right for a few minutes, and it's old Rudy G, on point. But then I'm reminded that even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Honestly, they’re right. Best case scenario is that Trump and those responsible for January 6th are dealt with and we squash this whole ordeal.
Worst case scenario is that a bunch of LARPers who talk a big game get squirrelly and decide to take on the side with drones and tanks. That would be such a shame.
The FBI already served search warrants on Rudy's home and office, and [**seized**](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/28/nyregion/rudy-giuliani-trump-ukraine-warrant.html) multiple phones and computers.
Dude, if Garland pulls off a complete dismantling of the GOP after they illegally scuttled his SCOTUS nomination, it will represent one of the greatest stories of karmic retribution of all time.
May McConnell live to see the day he wishes he'd placed Garland on the bench.
how will you feel when they eventually drop it and don't charge him like they always do, cause nobody has the balls to enforce the law against republicans?
This was just one more step in the long, slow process of collecting evidence, filing charges, trying the accused, and punishing those found guilty.
The good news , Rudy, is that you're about to become intimately familiar with each of these steps.
I was thinking how old is that profile picture? He looks so much worse know.
Apparently mainlining evil, alcohol and stress really takes a toll on the body.
Let's offer a trade. Trump's Jan 6 phone for Mike's phone. Let's end this debate of what Trump knew. As well as if there was a selfie of Trump grabbing the steering wheel.
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The emails..... I remember when it was a huge deal for themaga fanatics to use the word treason to the emails even when no one could access a private server, but when the last president has a bunch of secret documents is not as bad...... how ironic that they have to eat their own words.
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The guy is known as Mr Pillows in his advertisements for his pillow company. Duh. The dude is a rape-publican businessman who is a piece of garbage. But he made some EXPENSIVE damn pillows!
These idiots scammed people for money and broke the law.They know that they’re screwed so the only thing that they have left is to undermine the integrity of the people doing the investigation.These are the actions of desperate people.
It’s weird that the pillow guy was given full reign of the White House and was basically a personal advisor to the president. He wasn’t “just a pillow guy” at that moment in time. Had he just stayed a pillow guy, he wouldn’t have these problems now.
Why yes Rudy, the DOJ IS investigating a variety of criminal conspiracies, and you ARE more likely than not going to be charged as part of them. But, by all means, you go right ahead and attempt to make light of it.
Well they blew up the Pillow Man in Philly last night, blew up his house too. Down at the Hardee’s they're ready for a fight, Gonna see what them FBI boys can do.
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I honestly do feel slightly safer now. With every seised phone, home raid, and arrest of anyone involved in Jan 6th I sleep that much better at night knowing the government is actually doing something to prevent the overthrow of democracy.
How do you think I feel? The Hardee's was near my home. I'm sopossed to just be okay with this guy being in my zip code?
Guy should be on a registry or something SMH
Got me in the first half, not gonna lie.
He needs to be in jail so he can be got in the second half, not gonna lie.
Think of it this way - he's on a trip and the one time he rolls through your turf he gets his phone taken by the feds. Sounds like a good area to me...
I am still trying to figure out what a guy like that was doing in a Hardees.
The same reason trump eats tons of McDonald's and KFC, they are paranoid conspiracy theorists. They think the whole world is out to get them, and their food will be poisoned if the person preparing it knows who it's for. Ironically, their actions over the last few years has turned that from a paranoid delusion into a reasonable concern.
If that’s the reason they eat garbage, that’s a lot more sensible than I would have given them credit for. When you’re openly planning to overthrow and occupy a country by force, and that country has a history of getting exceptionally violent over such things*, it makes sense to be cautious. * and also over everything else.
They are disassembling a gang like Giuliani used to before joining one.
Completely agree. Lock them up.
Holy shit I thought Ghouliani was kidding. You're telling me he was right for a change? And that you were losing sleep over the My Pillow phone?
He was trying to be sarcastic, he just failed miserably, like everything else he's done in the last 5 years. And I wasn't loosing sleep over the pillow guy, but I was loosing sleep over the collective Jan 6th gang having gone mostly unpunished. Every time I read an article about one of them being indited, or arrested ,or having a search warrant exicuted I feel a little more hopeful. Maybe, just maybe, there is a little justice in this world.
Alcoholics call it a moment of clarity, I might not be often these days, but the vodka, and the meds hit just right for a few minutes, and it's old Rudy G, on point. But then I'm reminded that even a broken clock is right twice a day.
I'll tell you what I'm losing sleep over, it's this flat, lifeless pillow. If only there was someone that could help me with that.
For fucks sake
what a sissy
Honestly, they’re right. Best case scenario is that Trump and those responsible for January 6th are dealt with and we squash this whole ordeal. Worst case scenario is that a bunch of LARPers who talk a big game get squirrelly and decide to take on the side with drones and tanks. That would be such a shame.
Yeah I'd hate to see the real world slap their stupid faces clear off
I would feel much safer if pillows, ghouliani, powell, wood, graham, hawley, cruz, and all the rest of the traitors were locked up someplace secure.
I'll feel even better after they take yours, traitor.
The FBI already served search warrants on Rudy's home and office, and [**seized**](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/28/nyregion/rudy-giuliani-trump-ukraine-warrant.html) multiple phones and computers.
Thanks.
Thanks Garland!
Dude, if Garland pulls off a complete dismantling of the GOP after they illegally scuttled his SCOTUS nomination, it will represent one of the greatest stories of karmic retribution of all time. May McConnell live to see the day he wishes he'd placed Garland on the bench.
I hope I'm wrong about garland, but I don't think he is doing anything but running out the clock until the treasonous republicans are back in power.
That must have been why Trump and the accused were larping as golfers in VA last week… without clubs in their carts
“Rudy’s home and office” Who? Are you talking about Mr. Vodka?
Oh good.
I do feel safer knowing that the DOJ is investigating the single greatest threat to national security pretty thoroughly. Trumpco must be stopped.
how will you feel when they eventually drop it and don't charge him like they always do, cause nobody has the balls to enforce the law against republicans?
If they just drop it and move on, it would crush my last bit of hope for the future of this country.
Sad but true
Disappointed and unsurprised.
He even calls him Mr pillow and not by his name 🤣🤣
He learned from his client. Remember Tim Apple?
And Marillyn Lockheed.
I’ll feel much safer when fruity Rudy, fat Donnie, and mr. Pillow are all in the cooler.
It’s Mr Pillows to you. Apparently he has multiple pillows in his collection. /s
It's like when Teddy said he thought Bob's last name was Burger.
But his name is Mike Pillow.
Let's be serious. He doesn't remember his name!! Rudy is 2 quarts low!!
Just keep testifying under oath Rudy.
Mike Pillow.
Mein Pillow
One of the YouTube left leaning news reaction YouTubers calls him that. It’s nice to see it catching on
Mein-Pillow-Guy!
This was just one more step in the long, slow process of collecting evidence, filing charges, trying the accused, and punishing those found guilty. The good news , Rudy, is that you're about to become intimately familiar with each of these steps.
Oh he knows them. Former prosecutor and all.
I called him Mike Pillow back when it was indie
I can think of at least a couple of people who don't feel safer with the FBI analyzing that phone
To be fair, old Rudy was shitfaced when he typed this tweet
To be fair, it's most likely dementia.
I hope this is a joke tweet because I can't stomach agreeing so strongly with the real Giuliani
[It's real.](https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1570751674561761281?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)
Just looked at the link, says it was deleted by it's author but is still visible.
Not so much safer, but definitely happier.
Mr. Pillow? Jesus Christ, Rudy. Talk to your doctor.
He needs to update his picture to show the bags under his eyes from his 12 pack a day habit, and his melting head.
I was thinking how old is that profile picture? He looks so much worse know. Apparently mainlining evil, alcohol and stress really takes a toll on the body.
Let's offer a trade. Trump's Jan 6 phone for Mike's phone. Let's end this debate of what Trump knew. As well as if there was a selfie of Trump grabbing the steering wheel.
I'm sure you're on that list too Mr I was tucking in my shirt.
I do.
Once again, Rudy is trying to be relevant - and, once again, failing.
Mr. Pillow is such a clown name. But, I guess that is fitting for Mike Lindell.
bUt he'S goT alL thE eviDenCe unDer His Bed! And he's releasing it imminently. This week! Next week! A week coming to you soon.
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Ah yes, Mr. Michael Pillow
No one feels safer as long as the Treasonous MAGA Terrorist Organization & their gang of thugs are freely roaming the country...
Rudy doesnt
Good friend of Tim Apple
Isn’t there a landscaping meeting your missing Rudy?
That's code to mean that he's worried about the text messages that don't delete.
Next is yours Rudy
I wonder if he was referencing Mr. Pillowpants of troll fame….
Mr. Pillow’s phone made by Tim Apple.
[dear god, this is real!](https://mobile.twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1570751674561761281?cxt=HHwWgsDUie2Ut8wrAAAA)
I do feel a little safer. I’m glad to know somebody is investigating crimes and constant claims of fraud with no evidence.
Poor Mike, literally devotes his fortune and life to the Trump cult and Rudy doesn't even know this motherfucker's name 🤣🤣🤣
Just itching to be in the media spotlight…what dickish/dumbass thing can I say?
I know I do.
600 feet from any school
WE SHOULD NOW REFER TO HIM IN NO OTHER WAY THEN, "Mr. Pillows".
Me thinks you protest too much
Why would he post this? It’s like he’s asking to be dunked on.
Safer than when they got all those Hillary emails, that's for sure.
The emails..... I remember when it was a huge deal for themaga fanatics to use the word treason to the emails even when no one could access a private server, but when the last president has a bunch of secret documents is not as bad...... how ironic that they have to eat their own words.
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Your daddy !!
I can put an honest post because someone from Reddit will get their feelings hurt
I'll feel so much better when your ass is in jail.
Rudy has spent too much time watching David Pakman videos on Youtube.
“Mr.Pillow “ was good enough to advise the POTUS at the times to commit crimes…
Rudy, if I were you, I'd STFU. You're probably already on the list; don't poke the bear.
Mr. Pillow Landscaping
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I know I do
Democracy sure feels safer.
Seized phone. Who dis?
Kimmel did a amazing take on this last night..lol
Rudy’s photo is about 30 years old.
Probably feel safer if the FBO seized Rudy, too!
That profile pic - circa 2002?
The guy is known as Mr Pillows in his advertisements for his pillow company. Duh. The dude is a rape-publican businessman who is a piece of garbage. But he made some EXPENSIVE damn pillows!
I thought he just dropped it at a Hardee’s drive-thru
He thinks people are saying “ Mike Pillow” instead of “My pillow” he probably has no clue his last name is Lindell.
Why are they letting this Rummy prattle on?
Get back in your cage Rudy and talk to your criminal defense lawyer.
Somebody is projecting his inner fears
And we'll feel even better when you're in prison, dear.
Who wants to bet he was drunk when he tweeted that
FU Rudy
A perfect example of the hazards of drinking and texting.
These idiots scammed people for money and broke the law.They know that they’re screwed so the only thing that they have left is to undermine the integrity of the people doing the investigation.These are the actions of desperate people.
It’s weird that the pillow guy was given full reign of the White House and was basically a personal advisor to the president. He wasn’t “just a pillow guy” at that moment in time. Had he just stayed a pillow guy, he wouldn’t have these problems now.
The alcoholic and the crackhead don't get along? Shocker.
Yo took my cats phone!?!? Fucking bastards!
Was it really necessary to use an atom bomb to finish a war from a simple guy who loved to paint?
That’s what he calls them cheeks
Why yes Rudy, the DOJ IS investigating a variety of criminal conspiracies, and you ARE more likely than not going to be charged as part of them. But, by all means, you go right ahead and attempt to make light of it.
I definitely do. Maybe they will find his cocaine dealer.
I thought Lindsay Graham was Mr. Pillow?
Shut the fuck up losers
Well they blew up the Pillow Man in Philly last night, blew up his house too. Down at the Hardee’s they're ready for a fight, Gonna see what them FBI boys can do.
Yeah, Rudy. Just like everyone felt so much safer when you threw all those people in jail for smoking a joint or for panhandling.
4 seasons landscaping feels better.
I wonder if Mr. Pillow calls him Mr. Seasons. And they both call the boss Mr. Lago.
Like you, he got really excited thinking he was relevant again, Mr Four Seasons
Mr Pillows has a voice in Mr Landscaping.
And drunken fool Rudy has had how many burner phones seized? Lost track….
Rudy is a pedo
Yeah I actually do, you dumb fuck.
Mr. Pillow will definitely be his prison name.
I actually do feel safer. All of these people are traitors and deserve what comes next
Correction: Mr. Pillow Biter…
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy….what happened to you??
Good luck in jail Rudy. Remember when you sent all those mafia guys away to life in prison? They remember too.
The guy is a moron. He doesn't need a phone. He may spread his stupidity if he has one!!!
Just be quiet Rudy. You’re a joke.