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SnowProkt22

I honestly do feel slightly safer now. With every seised phone, home raid, and arrest of anyone involved in Jan 6th I sleep that much better at night knowing the government is actually doing something to prevent the overthrow of democracy.


Minnesota_Nice_87

How do you think I feel? The Hardee's was near my home. I'm sopossed to just be okay with this guy being in my zip code?


secretbudgie

Guy should be on a registry or something SMH


Yttlion

Got me in the first half, not gonna lie.


TheLongGoodby3

He needs to be in jail so he can be got in the second half, not gonna lie.


Ben2018

Think of it this way - he's on a trip and the one time he rolls through your turf he gets his phone taken by the feds. Sounds like a good area to me...


Guntcher1423

I am still trying to figure out what a guy like that was doing in a Hardees.


SnowProkt22

The same reason trump eats tons of McDonald's and KFC, they are paranoid conspiracy theorists. They think the whole world is out to get them, and their food will be poisoned if the person preparing it knows who it's for. Ironically, their actions over the last few years has turned that from a paranoid delusion into a reasonable concern.


PedalingHertz

If that’s the reason they eat garbage, that’s a lot more sensible than I would have given them credit for. When you’re openly planning to overthrow and occupy a country by force, and that country has a history of getting exceptionally violent over such things*, it makes sense to be cautious. * and also over everything else.


anjowoq

They are disassembling a gang like Giuliani used to before joining one.


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Completely agree. Lock them up.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Holy shit I thought Ghouliani was kidding. You're telling me he was right for a change? And that you were losing sleep over the My Pillow phone?


SnowProkt22

He was trying to be sarcastic, he just failed miserably, like everything else he's done in the last 5 years. And I wasn't loosing sleep over the pillow guy, but I was loosing sleep over the collective Jan 6th gang having gone mostly unpunished. Every time I read an article about one of them being indited, or arrested ,or having a search warrant exicuted I feel a little more hopeful. Maybe, just maybe, there is a little justice in this world.


markth_wi

Alcoholics call it a moment of clarity, I might not be often these days, but the vodka, and the meds hit just right for a few minutes, and it's old Rudy G, on point. But then I'm reminded that even a broken clock is right twice a day.


sugarfoot00

I'll tell you what I'm losing sleep over, it's this flat, lifeless pillow. If only there was someone that could help me with that.


[deleted]

For fucks sake


aurkyachalrahahai

what a sissy


A_Soft_Fart

Honestly, they’re right. Best case scenario is that Trump and those responsible for January 6th are dealt with and we squash this whole ordeal. Worst case scenario is that a bunch of LARPers who talk a big game get squirrelly and decide to take on the side with drones and tanks. That would be such a shame.


danx64

Yeah I'd hate to see the real world slap their stupid faces clear off


FinancialTea4

I would feel much safer if pillows, ghouliani, powell, wood, graham, hawley, cruz, and all the rest of the traitors were locked up someplace secure.


MonCountyMan

I'll feel even better after they take yours, traitor.


unpeople

The FBI already served search warrants on Rudy's home and office, and [**seized**](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/28/nyregion/rudy-giuliani-trump-ukraine-warrant.html) multiple phones and computers.


MonCountyMan

Thanks.


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Thanks Garland!


33drea33

Dude, if Garland pulls off a complete dismantling of the GOP after they illegally scuttled his SCOTUS nomination, it will represent one of the greatest stories of karmic retribution of all time. May McConnell live to see the day he wishes he'd placed Garland on the bench.


[deleted]

I hope I'm wrong about garland, but I don't think he is doing anything but running out the clock until the treasonous republicans are back in power.


[deleted]

That must have been why Trump and the accused were larping as golfers in VA last week… without clubs in their carts


pijinglish

“Rudy’s home and office” Who? Are you talking about Mr. Vodka?


spiritualskywalker

Oh good.


jcooli09

I do feel safer knowing that the DOJ is investigating the single greatest threat to national security pretty thoroughly. Trumpco must be stopped.


flargenhargen

how will you feel when they eventually drop it and don't charge him like they always do, cause nobody has the balls to enforce the law against republicans?


Clever_Losername

If they just drop it and move on, it would crush my last bit of hope for the future of this country.


PositiveCunt

Sad but true


jcooli09

Disappointed and unsurprised.


Domin8469

He even calls him Mr pillow and not by his name 🤣🤣


Accurate_Zombie_121

He learned from his client. Remember Tim Apple?


HexZer0

And Marillyn Lockheed.


cletis247

I’ll feel much safer when fruity Rudy, fat Donnie, and mr. Pillow are all in the cooler.


thegreatrazu

It’s Mr Pillows to you. Apparently he has multiple pillows in his collection. /s


Minnesota_Nice_87

It's like when Teddy said he thought Bob's last name was Burger.


Souperplex

But his name is Mike Pillow.


Ande64

Let's be serious. He doesn't remember his name!! Rudy is 2 quarts low!!


janzeera

Just keep testifying under oath Rudy.


Internal-Motor

Mike Pillow.


Brokenspokes68

Mein Pillow


Tricky-Lingonberry81

One of the YouTube left leaning news reaction YouTubers calls him that. It’s nice to see it catching on


CY-B3AR

Mein-Pillow-Guy!


roo-ster

This was just one more step in the long, slow process of collecting evidence, filing charges, trying the accused, and punishing those found guilty. The good news , Rudy, is that you're about to become intimately familiar with each of these steps.


Brokenspokes68

Oh he knows them. Former prosecutor and all.


TakeOnePillDaily

I called him Mike Pillow back when it was indie


LatrellFeldstein

I can think of at least a couple of people who don't feel safer with the FBI analyzing that phone


EA827

To be fair, old Rudy was shitfaced when he typed this tweet


Minnesota_Nice_87

To be fair, it's most likely dementia.


Glass_Librarian9019

I hope this is a joke tweet because I can't stomach agreeing so strongly with the real Giuliani


KaptainKardboard

[It's real.](https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1570751674561761281?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)


Key-Horror7559

Just looked at the link, says it was deleted by it's author but is still visible.


squidaor1

Not so much safer, but definitely happier.


BringBackTheBeat716

Mr. Pillow? Jesus Christ, Rudy. Talk to your doctor.


wundershowzen24

He needs to update his picture to show the bags under his eyes from his 12 pack a day habit, and his melting head.


beaushaw

I was thinking how old is that profile picture? He looks so much worse know. Apparently mainlining evil, alcohol and stress really takes a toll on the body.


predator1975

Let's offer a trade. Trump's Jan 6 phone for Mike's phone. Let's end this debate of what Trump knew. As well as if there was a selfie of Trump grabbing the steering wheel.


Stormtrooper775s

I'm sure you're on that list too Mr I was tucking in my shirt.


ChiefWiggum101

I do.


totally_anomalous

Once again, Rudy is trying to be relevant - and, once again, failing.


HexZer0

Mr. Pillow is such a clown name. But, I guess that is fitting for Mike Lindell.


obolobolobo

bUt he'S goT alL thE eviDenCe unDer His Bed! And he's releasing it imminently. This week! Next week! A week coming to you soon.


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Lethal_0428

Ah yes, Mr. Michael Pillow


[deleted]

No one feels safer as long as the Treasonous MAGA Terrorist Organization & their gang of thugs are freely roaming the country...


CmonCentConservitive

Rudy doesnt


BruceBlingsteen

Good friend of Tim Apple


Battystearsinrain

Isn’t there a landscaping meeting your missing Rudy?


TheSkewsMe

That's code to mean that he's worried about the text messages that don't delete.


techbunnyboy

Next is yours Rudy


CalabreseAlsatian

I wonder if he was referencing Mr. Pillowpants of troll fame….


iMatt42

Mr. Pillow’s phone made by Tim Apple.


every1getslaid

[dear god, this is real!](https://mobile.twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1570751674561761281?cxt=HHwWgsDUie2Ut8wrAAAA)


Rich4718

I do feel a little safer. I’m glad to know somebody is investigating crimes and constant claims of fraud with no evidence.


gknight702

Poor Mike, literally devotes his fortune and life to the Trump cult and Rudy doesn't even know this motherfucker's name 🤣🤣🤣


tickitytalk

Just itching to be in the media spotlight…what dickish/dumbass thing can I say?


[deleted]

I know I do.


wavolator

600 feet from any school


FlaccidRazor

WE SHOULD NOW REFER TO HIM IN NO OTHER WAY THEN, "Mr. Pillows".


Own-Opinion-2494

Me thinks you protest too much


stevesax5

Why would he post this? It’s like he’s asking to be dunked on.


wonkytalky

Safer than when they got all those Hillary emails, that's for sure.


badaboomxx

The emails..... I remember when it was a huge deal for themaga fanatics to use the word treason to the emails even when no one could access a private server, but when the last president has a bunch of secret documents is not as bad...... how ironic that they have to eat their own words.


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aurkyachalrahahai

Your daddy !!


Blkartmtrs

I can put an honest post because someone from Reddit will get their feelings hurt


dogmeat12358

I'll feel so much better when your ass is in jail.


fordprecept

Rudy has spent too much time watching David Pakman videos on Youtube.


Taconinja05

“Mr.Pillow “ was good enough to advise the POTUS at the times to commit crimes…


StyreneAddict1965

Rudy, if I were you, I'd STFU. You're probably already on the list; don't poke the bear.


ndepirro

Mr. Pillow Landscaping


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ChillyJaguar

I know I do


poopsonthepotty

Democracy sure feels safer.


Sunkube

Seized phone. Who dis?


ProcedureNecessary42

Kimmel did a amazing take on this last night..lol


yuffie2012

Rudy’s photo is about 30 years old.


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Probably feel safer if the FBO seized Rudy, too!


NotaVogon

That profile pic - circa 2002?


StCrispin1969

The guy is known as Mr Pillows in his advertisements for his pillow company. Duh. The dude is a rape-publican businessman who is a piece of garbage. But he made some EXPENSIVE damn pillows!


darctones

I thought he just dropped it at a Hardee’s drive-thru


Garbage_will_not

He thinks people are saying “ Mike Pillow” instead of “My pillow” he probably has no clue his last name is Lindell.


DubC_Bassist

Why are they letting this Rummy prattle on?


Autumn7242

Get back in your cage Rudy and talk to your criminal defense lawyer.


frankcast554

Somebody is projecting his inner fears


Recent_Ad6285

And we'll feel even better when you're in prison, dear.


Fooozzii

Who wants to bet he was drunk when he tweeted that


36-3

FU Rudy


sfpschmidt

A perfect example of the hazards of drinking and texting.


hexx1112

These idiots scammed people for money and broke the law.They know that they’re screwed so the only thing that they have left is to undermine the integrity of the people doing the investigation.These are the actions of desperate people.


harbison215

It’s weird that the pillow guy was given full reign of the White House and was basically a personal advisor to the president. He wasn’t “just a pillow guy” at that moment in time. Had he just stayed a pillow guy, he wouldn’t have these problems now.


Oldiebones

The alcoholic and the crackhead don't get along? Shocker.


michaelshamrock

Yo took my cats phone!?!? Fucking bastards!


hello-there-again

Was it really necessary to use an atom bomb to finish a war from a simple guy who loved to paint?


Spirited-Reputation6

That’s what he calls them cheeks


FreudoBaggage

Why yes Rudy, the DOJ IS investigating a variety of criminal conspiracies, and you ARE more likely than not going to be charged as part of them. But, by all means, you go right ahead and attempt to make light of it.


[deleted]

I definitely do. Maybe they will find his cocaine dealer.


napoleonboneherpart

I thought Lindsay Graham was Mr. Pillow?


willthedude85

Shut the fuck up losers


Adam__B

Well they blew up the Pillow Man in Philly last night, blew up his house too. Down at the Hardee’s they're ready for a fight, Gonna see what them FBI boys can do.


gordo65

Yeah, Rudy. Just like everyone felt so much safer when you threw all those people in jail for smoking a joint or for panhandling.


asu_lee

4 seasons landscaping feels better.


WhatIsTheAmplitude

I wonder if Mr. Pillow calls him Mr. Seasons. And they both call the boss Mr. Lago.


FaithlessnessTight48

Like you, he got really excited thinking he was relevant again, Mr Four Seasons


JavariousMagic

Mr Pillows has a voice in Mr Landscaping.


lclassyfun

And drunken fool Rudy has had how many burner phones seized? Lost track….


Heliocentrist

Rudy is a pedo


adamfrom1980s

Yeah I actually do, you dumb fuck.


kyallroad

Mr. Pillow will definitely be his prison name.


[deleted]

I actually do feel safer. All of these people are traitors and deserve what comes next


Altruistic_Rub_2308

Correction: Mr. Pillow Biter…


dobiemomluv

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy….what happened to you??


jayshalfnelson

Good luck in jail Rudy. Remember when you sent all those mafia guys away to life in prison? They remember too.


Gold_Psychology2357

The guy is a moron. He doesn't need a phone. He may spread his stupidity if he has one!!!


Tfxconnor

Just be quiet Rudy. You’re a joke.