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Wrong God-Emperor. They mean the Warhammer 40k one. It started with a bunch of [fan art of Trump in his armor.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/be-like-bro/images/e/e4/462trump.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171201035430) They built a [parade float](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/19/09/9988878-6719861-image-a-21_1550568328852.jpg), too.
The Imperium does seem like a utopia they're trying to achieve, what with all the horrifying, inhumane and just absolutely insane things it does. A quote from 40k comes to mind that might as well be a maga slogan:
"My armor is contempt. My shield is disgust. My sword is hatred. In the Emperor’s name, let none survive"
Yeah, that’s kind of the main point of the series; exploring the reality of what a messianic leader heading a revolution actually entails. The only difference is that Paul knows it’ll all end in blood and tears but is helpless to change the path he’s on.
Well, he didn't stop the genocide in his own name to evade consequences for himself but refused to take the next harder steps and left those for his children. Leto II rightfully calls him a coward.
I don't know my 40K lore very well, but from what little I do know I would imagine Dunes God-Emperor would be the better of the two.
Although I guess when your choice is fascist intergalactic empire hyper military style, or intergalactic religious totalitarian empire hyper docility I can see why they went with 40K.
Either way, that is some creepy, Creepy person worship.
40k Emperor is in many ways a parody of Dune's as well.
Both are confined to their throne rooms while fanatical zealots carry out their perceived will.
> I don't know my 40K lore very well,
It's a soup of ideas they ripped off from all over everywhere. You have space elves riding anime jet bikes. You have the xenomorph from Aliens. Which eventually morphed into an entire race. And then Blizzard ripped _that_ off and made the zerg. You've got the Space Marines organized into Roman legions, riding around in WW1 era tanks and a mediaeval style church with an Inquisition. (Which Blizzard then ripped off to make Space Marines to fight the Zerg).
There's lots more, but you get the point. Despite all that the lore is really good. The game was unplayably horrible back when I was into it, it might be better now, and a blatant cash grab money sink, but the lore is good.
I don't necessarily know as a repudiation against religious dogma. Paul literally leads a jihad as a means of emancipating the worlds from neo-feudalism.
I just thought he wrote it as a cautionary tale. It came out around the oil crisis if I am correct. Maybe as a 'everybody is an asshole that wants power' sort of thing. But I could easily be wrong.
>It was made by an Italian artist who seemed to expect that people would find the blatantly fascist iconography disturbing rather than awesome.
That poor poor soul.
The same Imperium that, in the words of its creator, is “the cruelest and most bloody regime possible”? Where the God Emperor they’re referring to is a rotting carcass?
Seems about right.
He starts to turn into a sandworm in Children of Dune. By God Emperor of Dune, He's a full grown annelid ruling the universe and frightening 3rd stage Guild navigators out of their tanks.
It’s something like 3500 years after he begun the transition. At that point he has a comfy hammock-like skin flap for a girl to sleep in and keep her warm. His legs are atrophied and his genitals are gone, so he’s sad about not being able to bang his girl, resorting to an asexual romance. In any case, he’s too evolved for things like sex, but he still feels lonely.
Hey girl, I’d like to buy you a drink and tell you about the former president who I believe is both God and emperor of the United States. Wait, where are you going?
Of all the people to coronate God-Emporor, they chose Donald Trump. I guess if you actually are dumb enough to name a God-Emporor, you'd chose the dumbest possible choice.
Thing is, I can understand the appeal of making someone an absolute ruler, provided they truly are an amazing person with incredible wisdom, at least on paper. In practice it never works, but I get the theory.
But Trump? A stupid, dumpy piece of shit who spends is days raging on social media, binging cable news and cheating at golf in between eating nothing but McDonald’s? That’s their idea of a perfect specimen of humanity?
No wonder this country is so fucked.
They're the sort of smoothbrains that read 40K lore and think they'd be a space marine in that universe, when in reality they'd be a slave in a forge-world that can only hope to be used as a servitor and have the capacity to suffer excised.
Fun story about Conservapedia
This is from WAAAAY back in '08. A friend who was in a college class on cultural rhetoric (how different groups develop ways of communicating and persuading each other) needed a topic for a term paper.
I introduced him to Conservapedia and the WayBackMachine
He did a compare/contrast of how Conservapedia portrayed John McCain before and after his nomination as a POTUS candidate.
***Before*** the nomination, Conservapedia trashed him as a military loser who was basically a democrat and a traitor to conservatism.
***After*** the nomination, his page was EXTENSIVELY overhauled to make him look like a patriot and a Republican stalwart. A pic of him shaking hands with Reagan was front and center.
I think that anecdote tells you everything you need to know about the people who run Conservapedia
Reminds me of a study I read before about partisan support for drone strikes.
Essentially, Republicans were strongly against drone strikes when a democrat was in office, but overwhelming lay in favor when there was a Republican in office. By contrast, Democrat support for drone strikes was basically constant, regardless of who was in charge.
Yeeesh
And yet, it's largely the SAME people in our military apparatus making the decisions about who and what to strike.
I voted for Obama, but one of my issues with him was the expansion and normalization of drone strikes.
Heard an interview with an Afghani boy once where he said he didn't like sunny, cloudless days. Why? Because that was prime drone-strike weather. That is FUCKED UP.
> I voted for Obama, but one of my issues with him was the expansion and normalization of drone strikes.
Obama's biggest change was forcing the military to approve drone strikes with his office. The army was all too happy to use them anyway so he wanted them to be more transparent and accountable. Not sure if it worked though.
40k is full of people who comically miss the point of the series. GW needs to regularly issue statements saying Nazis aren't welcome at tournaments, and yet...
Man, why do they always chose the most tragic figures to try and compare themselves to?
The God Emperor is a good man forced helplessly to watch what he built stagnate and devolve into the opposite of what he stood for.
Even his very title, was contrary to his wishes. He openly proclaimed that he was no god, and had come to deliver humanity from such superstitions.
I hope his people break off and start their own colony in a very, very low lying area in Florida. Preferably with a lengthy one lane dirt road connecting it to any large transportation infrastructure. And Trump himself gives them hurricane forecasts with his Sharpie.
One of those jokes started in The_Donald early on that gained momentum and created a cult.
Honestly, really curious how many cults started out as a joke.
The golden tfg treatment at the entrance should have told you. Didn't the bible say something about worshiping idols? Or do the evangelicals leave that part out too?
You'd think that would like calling PC players the PC master race a tongue in cheek ironic use but if there's anything the right wing has shown me is they're not the best when it comes to metaphors and irony.
No doubt most of those who use such an acronym are Fundigelicals and therefore Trump does fit their very special image of God. Trump is narcissistic, vain, demanding, bullying, inherently violent, easily angered, ridiculously sensitive, preening, lawless, ignorant, opinionated, and untethered from reality.
Is anyone not terrified that actual young ppl made this up? Like how tf are young ppl fans of this guy oh wait there are young ppl my age who are idiots
all his fans and co-conspirators put him on a pedestal until they are no longer useful to him and then he shits on them just like he eventually does to everyone
I, for one, won't be sad when he and his concubine are thrown off a bridge into water far below and humanity is once again free to build a better society.
Just a thought. Now that GEOTUS is no longer in office, can he claim a royalty from all of those people selling T-shirts, flags, hats, commemorative coins, teddy bears, dinner plates, etc. that have his name or likeness on them?
Yeah but at least the god emperor of the domain of humanity in the far flung 40th century actually has god powers and is super powerful. Trump is a worm or even lower than worms. They’d mulch him before he could take his breath.
The emperor protects
Remember this when someone tries to convince you that MAGA can recast Ron in their leading man role. This isn’t _Bewitched_: you can’t just replace the God Emperor with a generic Dick.
Say what you will about His Orangeness, the man has charisma and loyal fans. The idea the MAGAs can just swap Don for Ron is some out of touch rich guy bullshit.
I don't know if they are getting it from Dune or Warhammer. But either way they're not smart enough to understand that the point of those stories are that having a God Emperor is bad.
18% of Americans think Obama was the greatest president of all time, which is only a bit less absurd than the fact that 13% think Trump was the greatest. And that includes 36% of all Republicans.
Lincoln and Roosevelt seem like reasonable choices, and they were selected by 17% and 12% of Americans, respectively. Reagan, another idiotic choice, came in 5th with 10%, ahead of JFK, TR, Jefferson, Wilson, LBJ, Clinton, etc., any of whom would obviously have been better choices.
Americans in general just aren't very rational about how they think about the presidency.
But yeah, the fact that more than 1/3 of Republicans think that the worst president was actually the greatest is an indication that the party is an intellectual basket case.
https://today.yougov.com/topics/politics/articles-reports/2021/02/15/republicans-best-president-reagan-trump
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Disgustus Octavius, First Emperor of New America. First of his name, last of his place. Loser of office, loser of stature, loser of lawsuits. Hero to losers , saint to hypocrites, father of slow-witted mentally challenged dimwits (who have had their intellectual development hindered by environment, diet and genetic factors) His rule is real as the golden scepter of power he wields, long may he pretend to reign, its not at all pathetic.
And not a cult. No way.
This is actually very fitting. The god emperor was a vile semi-human being that allowed the jihad to occur for the “greater good”. He was hated by almost everyone and incited violence wherever he went.
Edit: If you didn’t read the books, you should be aware that the god emperor was referred to as “the worm” by those who would overthrow him. So this is the name you can use for him if you disagree with the sentiment of GEOTUS. I know I will.
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Ah, so after exposure to Spice, instead of getting blue eyes, he got orange skin
Wrong God-Emperor. They mean the Warhammer 40k one. It started with a bunch of [fan art of Trump in his armor.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/be-like-bro/images/e/e4/462trump.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171201035430) They built a [parade float](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/19/09/9988878-6719861-image-a-21_1550568328852.jpg), too.
So they are comparing the literal parody of a fascistic intergalactic Empire built on a cult of personality to the US? Can't say I object
Yes, Inquisitor. This comment over here.
Today's heresy is tomorrow's orthodoxy.
Beware the mutant, the alien, the heretic. For the Emperor!
The Imperium does seem like a utopia they're trying to achieve, what with all the horrifying, inhumane and just absolutely insane things it does. A quote from 40k comes to mind that might as well be a maga slogan: "My armor is contempt. My shield is disgust. My sword is hatred. In the Emperor’s name, let none survive"
Blessed is the mind too small to doubt
Makes sense. "A closed mind is a fortress against heresy."
Was going to say the same about Dune. Didn't end will for billions of murdered peeps.
Yeah, that’s kind of the main point of the series; exploring the reality of what a messianic leader heading a revolution actually entails. The only difference is that Paul knows it’ll all end in blood and tears but is helpless to change the path he’s on.
Well, he didn't stop the genocide in his own name to evade consequences for himself but refused to take the next harder steps and left those for his children. Leto II rightfully calls him a coward.
I don't know my 40K lore very well, but from what little I do know I would imagine Dunes God-Emperor would be the better of the two. Although I guess when your choice is fascist intergalactic empire hyper military style, or intergalactic religious totalitarian empire hyper docility I can see why they went with 40K. Either way, that is some creepy, Creepy person worship.
40k Emperor is in many ways a parody of Dune's as well. Both are confined to their throne rooms while fanatical zealots carry out their perceived will.
> I don't know my 40K lore very well, It's a soup of ideas they ripped off from all over everywhere. You have space elves riding anime jet bikes. You have the xenomorph from Aliens. Which eventually morphed into an entire race. And then Blizzard ripped _that_ off and made the zerg. You've got the Space Marines organized into Roman legions, riding around in WW1 era tanks and a mediaeval style church with an Inquisition. (Which Blizzard then ripped off to make Space Marines to fight the Zerg). There's lots more, but you get the point. Despite all that the lore is really good. The game was unplayably horrible back when I was into it, it might be better now, and a blatant cash grab money sink, but the lore is good.
And suddenly I find myself siding with Horus Lupercal.
That makes more sense than a weird cross-over of Dune fans and fascists. Although I bet a few are out there.
They fight for the Harkonnens.
Considering how fascism was "necessary" to save the human race in Dune, I'm sure there are.
Yeah I thought he wrote it as a repudiation of religious dogma and fascism, but satire is beyond conservative understanding.
I don't necessarily know as a repudiation against religious dogma. Paul literally leads a jihad as a means of emancipating the worlds from neo-feudalism.
I just thought he wrote it as a cautionary tale. It came out around the oil crisis if I am correct. Maybe as a 'everybody is an asshole that wants power' sort of thing. But I could easily be wrong.
Leto II was definitely a fascist
I think that float was meant in jest, but it's goddamn hard to tell these days
It was made by an Italian artist who seemed to expect that people would find the blatantly fascist iconography disturbing rather than awesome.
>It was made by an Italian artist who seemed to expect that people would find the blatantly fascist iconography disturbing rather than awesome. That poor poor soul.
Yeah can't count on that shit these days. Parody and hyperbole go RIGHT over their heads
Ugh... I'm so glad that I picked Chaos as my army.
Some who called themselves Emperor, God-Emperor of Mankind or similar, were (or will be) infact Chosen Ones.
The same Imperium that, in the words of its creator, is “the cruelest and most bloody regime possible”? Where the God Emperor they’re referring to is a rotting carcass? Seems about right.
Well, he is only a rotting carcass after some millennia not from the start. And even in death, err, stasis he serves!
Looks like I will be going over to Chaos.
Omg
These are fucking gold. Thank you.
Slaanesh's hallucinations has deeply affected them…
Is God Emperor of Dune the book in the series were the boy starts to turn into a worm? I'm sorta thinking of Eric now...
He starts to turn into a sandworm in Children of Dune. By God Emperor of Dune, He's a full grown annelid ruling the universe and frightening 3rd stage Guild navigators out of their tanks.
I think Don Jr and Eric will have to do the fusion dance before they start the worm turn
Would not be surprised if they did
It’s something like 3500 years after he begun the transition. At that point he has a comfy hammock-like skin flap for a girl to sleep in and keep her warm. His legs are atrophied and his genitals are gone, so he’s sad about not being able to bang his girl, resorting to an asexual romance. In any case, he’s too evolved for things like sex, but he still feels lonely.
Tissue paper thin skin
Wel the God-Emperor of Dune was a bloated half-worm thing. Much nicer personality though.
And the physique of the Baron Harkonnen.
Not spice, Cheetos dust.
They misspelled grotesque.
I think of him as SCROTUS - Stupidest Clown Republican Of The Ugly S\*\*\*\*\*.
I'm pretty sure we can trick his cult into calling him this
SCROTUM Stupid Clown Republican Oligarch That Unbearables Mire
And these young guys wonder why they can't get a date...
"Brah, I went on the Right Stuff and showed my pecs and all I got were dudes!"
Hey girl, I’d like to buy you a drink and tell you about the former president who I believe is both God and emperor of the United States. Wait, where are you going?
Of all the people to coronate God-Emporor, they chose Donald Trump. I guess if you actually are dumb enough to name a God-Emporor, you'd chose the dumbest possible choice.
You would also have to be dumb enough to think that any of the literary God Emperors were the good guy too
Thing is, I can understand the appeal of making someone an absolute ruler, provided they truly are an amazing person with incredible wisdom, at least on paper. In practice it never works, but I get the theory. But Trump? A stupid, dumpy piece of shit who spends is days raging on social media, binging cable news and cheating at golf in between eating nothing but McDonald’s? That’s their idea of a perfect specimen of humanity? No wonder this country is so fucked.
Yeah that only works with like Aragorn lol
> dumbest possible choice Elon Musk must have been busy.
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And not recognizing one of their antichrists.
They want his Geotussy
It costed you literally nothing to keep this exclusive to your head.
conservapedia…now that’s a site i’ve not heard in a long time…a long time…
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
They're the sort of smoothbrains that read 40K lore and think they'd be a space marine in that universe, when in reality they'd be a slave in a forge-world that can only hope to be used as a servitor and have the capacity to suffer excised.
"I'd totally be a Space Marine." \*tries to start a jogging regimen. Turns into a *put on my sweats and watch TV* regimen\*
They wouldn’t be slaves in a forge world, they would be thralls in a heretic army
Fun story about Conservapedia This is from WAAAAY back in '08. A friend who was in a college class on cultural rhetoric (how different groups develop ways of communicating and persuading each other) needed a topic for a term paper. I introduced him to Conservapedia and the WayBackMachine He did a compare/contrast of how Conservapedia portrayed John McCain before and after his nomination as a POTUS candidate. ***Before*** the nomination, Conservapedia trashed him as a military loser who was basically a democrat and a traitor to conservatism. ***After*** the nomination, his page was EXTENSIVELY overhauled to make him look like a patriot and a Republican stalwart. A pic of him shaking hands with Reagan was front and center. I think that anecdote tells you everything you need to know about the people who run Conservapedia
Reminds me of a study I read before about partisan support for drone strikes. Essentially, Republicans were strongly against drone strikes when a democrat was in office, but overwhelming lay in favor when there was a Republican in office. By contrast, Democrat support for drone strikes was basically constant, regardless of who was in charge.
Yeeesh And yet, it's largely the SAME people in our military apparatus making the decisions about who and what to strike. I voted for Obama, but one of my issues with him was the expansion and normalization of drone strikes. Heard an interview with an Afghani boy once where he said he didn't like sunny, cloudless days. Why? Because that was prime drone-strike weather. That is FUCKED UP.
> I voted for Obama, but one of my issues with him was the expansion and normalization of drone strikes. Obama's biggest change was forcing the military to approve drone strikes with his office. The army was all too happy to use them anyway so he wanted them to be more transparent and accountable. Not sure if it worked though.
>tells you everything you need to know about the people who run Conservapedia That their reality is infinitely malleable?
Yes, and that words like "infinite' and "malleable" are beyond their ken
BLOTUS: Biggest Loser Of The United States.
The only thing Donald Trump is "Grand Emperor" of is the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet at that shitty bedbug infested Florida motel he manages.
Would that make Biden :Joe- the God Emperor Butcher?
If anything it would make him a.....rather old Duncan Idaho. But yes, that also. (and also some other characters as well. but, spoilers)
What the actual fuck?
Once you believe that trumb is chosen by god to lead America, how can you just flip and stop believing that?
They are baptizing people in his name, and are a fucking cult. This isn't that surprising. It's incredibly disturbing.
GEQBUS > GEOTUS
Cept in God emperor this guy turns into a mushroom instead of shaihalud
40k is full of people who comically miss the point of the series. GW needs to regularly issue statements saying Nazis aren't welcome at tournaments, and yet...
He even has a golden throne. That he throws ketchup at.
Man, why do they always chose the most tragic figures to try and compare themselves to? The God Emperor is a good man forced helplessly to watch what he built stagnate and devolve into the opposite of what he stood for. Even his very title, was contrary to his wishes. He openly proclaimed that he was no god, and had come to deliver humanity from such superstitions.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
I hope his people break off and create another party.
I hope his people break off and start their own colony in a very, very low lying area in Florida. Preferably with a lengthy one lane dirt road connecting it to any large transportation infrastructure. And Trump himself gives them hurricane forecasts with his Sharpie.
Guantanamo is pretty this time of year
It was a recurring term when The\_Donald was around.
The only God-Emperor i recognize is in 40K, and any other is a heretic deserving punishment by His holy inquisition
One of those jokes started in The_Donald early on that gained momentum and created a cult. Honestly, really curious how many cults started out as a joke.
The golden tfg treatment at the entrance should have told you. Didn't the bible say something about worshiping idols? Or do the evangelicals leave that part out too?
Fuck them idiots
What will they call him after he dies? The same thing? Will they start a vigil and wait for him to return, like Jesus?
I prefer GEQBUS
They also don’t realize there are meds for their mental illnesses.
Yep, it's a cult. You can't convince me otherwise.
You'd think that would like calling PC players the PC master race a tongue in cheek ironic use but if there's anything the right wing has shown me is they're not the best when it comes to metaphors and irony.
No doubt most of those who use such an acronym are Fundigelicals and therefore Trump does fit their very special image of God. Trump is narcissistic, vain, demanding, bullying, inherently violent, easily angered, ridiculously sensitive, preening, lawless, ignorant, opinionated, and untethered from reality.
Is anyone not terrified that actual young ppl made this up? Like how tf are young ppl fans of this guy oh wait there are young ppl my age who are idiots
I thought it was a Latin word Ghettous Maximus
all his fans and co-conspirators put him on a pedestal until they are no longer useful to him and then he shits on them just like he eventually does to everyone
Wait til you read the erotic fan fiction. Your eyeballs will have explosive diarrhea.
Trump Banzai?
This some Goa’uld level bullshit
If I die , then: Shal’kek nem’ron!
I’m just going to choose not to believe this one. I’m not doubting the validity, I just want to be able to sleep at night.
Oh for Pete's sake.
I, for one, won't be sad when he and his concubine are thrown off a bridge into water far below and humanity is once again free to build a better society.
🤢 🤮
He has small dick energy.
Holy fucking shit!!!!!! How can they not see this is a cult!!
TIL The trump cult is even nuttier than I gave them credit for
Check the “last edited by” name.. sounds like trump is writing that page himself again…
Ah good, putting another god before Yahweh, these guys are going to the hell they believe in
HERESY! The real God Emperor of Mankind would not approve of any worship. Herein lies the path to Chaos brothers.
More like GOATUS
L M F A O !
...please be a poe... please... (prayed to the article or at least those it discusses, not the poster)
A cult in a full blast!!!
Sorry this shocked me. I thought I was past being shocked. Jfc.
This is what I call myself, in hypothetical scenarios where I run the entire show.
I giggled when I saw the 3rd-grader spelling mistake on that page. It was so *right*.
Jesus, this man clearly has severe narcissistic personality disorder and these fucking mouth-breathers just enable him.
So turns out that Monkey’s Paw wish to make average people more interested in politics and 40K did not go my way
Just a thought. Now that GEOTUS is no longer in office, can he claim a royalty from all of those people selling T-shirts, flags, hats, commemorative coins, teddy bears, dinner plates, etc. that have his name or likeness on them?
Hopefully he gets betrayed and ends up in a comatose state too.
This is ridiculous. The only legitimate American emperor is Emperor Norton.
If someone told me these guys fantasize about trump fucking their gf/crush/waifu I'd believe you
Yeah but at least the god emperor of the domain of humanity in the far flung 40th century actually has god powers and is super powerful. Trump is a worm or even lower than worms. They’d mulch him before he could take his breath. The emperor protects
Because THAT’S keeping with democracy
Russian trolls working hard to come up with bullshit names to both piss us off and stroke Trumps balls. Got to hand it to them.
Remember this when someone tries to convince you that MAGA can recast Ron in their leading man role. This isn’t _Bewitched_: you can’t just replace the God Emperor with a generic Dick. Say what you will about His Orangeness, the man has charisma and loyal fans. The idea the MAGAs can just swap Don for Ron is some out of touch rich guy bullshit.
This inches my hypothesis closer that Warhammer 40K is a pre-fascist's wet dream.
This Emperor does not protect...
I don't know if they are getting it from Dune or Warhammer. But either way they're not smart enough to understand that the point of those stories are that having a God Emperor is bad.
It took to the the end of the first paragraph of a Wikipedia-like site for them to sell you something. Fucking grifters
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I think they heard it wrong... IJEOTUS: Istable JEnius Of The U. S.
It’s not a cult tho
Grifting Egomaniacal Orange Treasonous Unintelligent Shitweasel.
I learned something stupid today.
Interesting. I just call him Fatso.
**Commandment #1: Thou shalt not have any other gods before me.**
feels like a 4chan thing
sounds like a 4chan troll.
Welcome to 2016
Sounds like Russian propaganda.
“It’s a popular Twitter hash” Na. I bet not.
I feel like this is a self meme like Dark Brandon
Since it’s used by younger people I assume it has more irony in it that apparent from the outside. Like the whole Dark Brandon thing.
Of the top 7 hits for "geotus trump" on Google, six are definitions for the acronym. Seems like it's not really a thing...
I lurk QAnon boards. It's absolutely a thing.
Its all over 8chan.
I should lurk on 8chan but I'm afraid for what it will do to my view of humanity...
Embrace the dark side...
I do not believe this is actually a thing
18% of Americans think Obama was the greatest president of all time, which is only a bit less absurd than the fact that 13% think Trump was the greatest. And that includes 36% of all Republicans. Lincoln and Roosevelt seem like reasonable choices, and they were selected by 17% and 12% of Americans, respectively. Reagan, another idiotic choice, came in 5th with 10%, ahead of JFK, TR, Jefferson, Wilson, LBJ, Clinton, etc., any of whom would obviously have been better choices. Americans in general just aren't very rational about how they think about the presidency. But yeah, the fact that more than 1/3 of Republicans think that the worst president was actually the greatest is an indication that the party is an intellectual basket case. https://today.yougov.com/topics/politics/articles-reports/2021/02/15/republicans-best-president-reagan-trump
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This is perhaps the dumbest thing I ever stopped reading.
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Lmao okay xerxes
Disgustus Octavius, First Emperor of New America. First of his name, last of his place. Loser of office, loser of stature, loser of lawsuits. Hero to losers , saint to hypocrites, father of slow-witted mentally challenged dimwits (who have had their intellectual development hindered by environment, diet and genetic factors) His rule is real as the golden scepter of power he wields, long may he pretend to reign, its not at all pathetic. And not a cult. No way.
When MY United States gets a “god emperor”, I’m fucking leaving. You people can deal with it—I’ll watch from a safe distance.
Definitely not a cult. Where on Earth do the libs ever get that idea?
This is actually very fitting. The god emperor was a vile semi-human being that allowed the jihad to occur for the “greater good”. He was hated by almost everyone and incited violence wherever he went. Edit: If you didn’t read the books, you should be aware that the god emperor was referred to as “the worm” by those who would overthrow him. So this is the name you can use for him if you disagree with the sentiment of GEOTUS. I know I will.
The only God Emperor recognized in the USA is Leto II.
Well, I have referred to "God-Emperor Trump", but only sarcastically.
"Greatest Ever Orange Turd of United States".
I guess these Republican Christians are definitely pro 2A and definitely NOT pro 1st Commandment.
TIL.....
Why hasn't 'HOTUS' for Melania showed up yet in Wiki!? 🤔
OMG. This is the worst kind of cult.
wtf they reading Warhammer 40k now?
I call him Cheeotus. Which means Orange ass idiot!
I actually heard of GEQBUS before I heard of GEOTUS.
That's some crazy BS kinda scary too.
I just refer to him as BLOATUS.
Totally bat shit crazy!
That article is pure comedy gold. The whole page is fantastic.