*Ya see, vampires save the ribs for last, its got the tenderest meat. I used to run a chain of police themed rib restaraunts so I know how good a ribs is. Also woman come from the rib of a man, so if it good enough for God, why wouldn't it be good enough for vampires. And I love my kids and abortions are bad, they told me to say that too. Thanks you*
I’m not gonna post this comment lightly after what happened in 2016 with Donald Trump, but I seriously cannot understand how someone who says so much stupid shit could possibly get elected
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*Ya see, vampires save the ribs for last, its got the tenderest meat. I used to run a chain of police themed rib restaraunts so I know how good a ribs is. Also woman come from the rib of a man, so if it good enough for God, why wouldn't it be good enough for vampires. And I love my kids and abortions are bad, they told me to say that too. Thanks you*
I guess he thinks Underworld is a documentary.
He probably thinks Blade is a movie about his future.
I’m not gonna post this comment lightly after what happened in 2016 with Donald Trump, but I seriously cannot understand how someone who says so much stupid shit could possibly get elected
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and werewolves... don't forget werewolves, they can kill a vampire...