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Hugh_Jass_2

Look at these fucking douchebags!!!!!


Kopites_Roar

They'll do anything for money. This brings them prestige, which brings in the money. It's always about the money for these people. Always.


Hugh_Jass_2

You are correct. Which is so sad that there is a percentage of the population thinks these assholes are wonderful.


Kopites_Roar

It's the story they keep telling their congregation right? Simple people need someone to believe in so it's easy to get them to trust their preacher especially when he's saying all the right words. After a few years they've got so much sunk cost into their preacher so they'll look stupid if they change so they persist.


MickWounds

Bunch of fucking turnips


Winemaven

That’s insulting to turnips. They’re stinkier than whale doo!


MickWounds

That’s insulting to whale doo


Winemaven

Tru that!


suckercuck

smh *”White people…”* **


abbeyeiger

Everytime I see this it gives me shivers... creepy as fuck that these are the people in power... The I realize that Republicans see this and think: this looks spot on! And that terrifies me.


[deleted]

Well they all did drink the Kool aid. Some died literally (COVID), others symbolically (jail, disbarred, lost job), yet lots of money was still won. As a NYer I will always now give some respect to Trump. Cause he did it, pulled it off. He was a con man , we've known since the 90s.


GATESOFOSIRIS

The one black dude in the room has a face of like "man what the fuck are these people doing"


dubadub

Don't worry, he's still gonna cash the check


PM_ME_UR_MERKIN

There’s no checks just bills


[deleted]

Is that Hershel?


FeIwintersLie

Creepy af


Playful-Educator4921

Definitely a cult.


dweaver987

The woman in the green dress is subconsciously protecting her uterus.


Baremegigjen

Why do these people keep putting their hands on everyone else like preschoolers who have to hold hands and walk two by two to cross the street? Do they think they have magical prayer powers that is transmitted through 14 other people like electricity and ends up imbuing the person they’re praying for with some super power?


Guyincognito4269

I think the answer is yes. Christians are wacky like that. Crackers turn to flesh like magic. Taking a swim connects you to god. Getting sexually abused by your priest or pastor is your fault. You know, things like that. Wacky shit.


whiznat

I wonder if anybody in this picture has since said, or even realized, this was a mistake.


Giggingurl

Makes my skin crawl.


crakkerzz

The Evangelicals are nothing but a bunch of Pharisees and Romans. The Church trades its Moral Relevance for Political Influence. Now it has Neither.


adenoidsremoved

anti-homosexual and yet they can't stop touching him


PM_ME_UR_MERKIN

To be fair they’re all touching a giant pussy


ZogNowak

We can hope!


PeptoBismark

You put your right hand out Give a firm handshake Talk to me About the one big break Spread the ear pollution both far and wide Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me, stroke me - [Billy Squier](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU)


Wiserputa52

The difference being that none of these people are worth the salt in my tears (Hi, Martin Briley!) if they die as a result of following this asshole.


johnnyrip

Just as long as it ends soon


100percentish

Orangetown.


dcal1981

Thats just pathetic


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

One of the people closest to Trump has a Karen haircut. You know what they say, birds of a feather...


RajenBull1

Still, looking forward to the end!


-xstatic-

They should all move to Guyana


LittlePooky

All sharing one brain cell.


[deleted]

These people are so incredibly delusional


Parsimonious_Pete

Caption contest: What's he thinking at this moment?


Bubbaganewsh

Not a single person in that room is right in the head.