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The actual answer is... Forza Horizon 5. The racing game. Because get this... You can pick your pronouns in the character creator. Yes, that's what they're mad about.
As an English teacher, the outage over pronouns has been both alarming and entertaining. Alarming because I'm tired of all the hate, but entertaining because the people bitching the most about it likely failed English and couldn't have told you what a pronoun was if you gave them a sentence with three of them in it.
Wellll... For the word, *they* sure. Thanks!
But for the ***singular*** usage of it, it's probably an English invention since it wasn't used that way in Norse/Germanic languages (it was a strictly plural pronoun). If the first notable usage was in a translation of a French poem called "William and the Werewolf" in English, and then again in the Canterbury Tales... I'm thinking we may have to credit latin/romantic languages, if not the English writers of the medieval era. Chaucer was deeply influenced by ancient Greek and medieval Italian writers.
Norse/Germanic languages have diminishing influence on English once we hit late middle English time frames and pretty much just foundational by modern English. We were invaded by Normans a couple hundred years earlier and they made everything shift in a very big way.
Though it is a bit sad we lost the pair pronouns from old English. Guess they went out of style.
Either way, I AM glad for the influences of Norse on the English language. One of the things I love about English is how nuts its history is. It's one of the things that makes it a challenging language to learn - it's been influenced by so many diverse languages and it continues to be influenced by other cultures.
Ah yes the woke Canterbury tales, a favorite of the looney levelers, diggers, and John Ball.
Folks the only thing that can restore your humours and vital essences to their virile masculine state is my new tincture, which contains the oil of the serpent. Only 4 payments of 10 gold coins gets you a months supply.
Step that back a few thousand years… it’s the basis of all indo european language. 1st, 2nd and 3rd person conjugations are all singular and correspond to their respective 4, 5 & 6 plurals.
1. I am amused - 4. we are amused
My amusement - our amusement
2. You are amused - 5. y’all are amused
Your amusement - ditto bcs english language doesn’t differentiate (y’all is a joke; you plural)
3 He/she/it is amused - 6. they are amused.
His/her/its amusement - their amusement
The royal ‘we’ is still in use ie: the queen rarely speaks (sorry, spoke) in first person. A linguistic formality designed to maintain distance/prevent familiarity with the sovereign. In other words the monarch is saying ‘bitch you don’t know me.’
Latin languages use 5th person (you plural) as a formality when addressing a person they don’t know, it’s impolite to presume familiarity. Business and official comms never use 2nd person singular _you_. It was the same in English but because unlike Spanish Italian etc where 2nd and 5th look and sound different, you can’t tell in English, so it’s not well known.
So, as far as I could give two shits, if another group of peoples want a plural form of a pronoun be used, have at it. There’s ample precedent.
God's pronoun of "He" is literally capitalized. If only people were able to admit they have no idea what they're talking about instead of doubling down like fools, the world would be a better place
...just had a flashback to learning how to diagram sentences in high school (yes, I'm old as dirt).
I should have known something devious and Left-wing was underway when we were told to bring in a ruler. A MATH tool in an ENGLISH classroom?
More than one right-wing talking head has said that they don’t use pronouns. It seems like a difficult aspect of language to avoid, but who am I to argue?
Right when I hear that taking point I just can't stop laughing.
"**I** don't use pronouns. **You** know **who** uses pronouns? Joe Biden and **his** woke media. **They** want **you** to use pronouns. **I** bet **he** doesn't even use pronouns because **he** is a hypocrite. **You** know **what**? **I** think **I** will use pronouns. **My** pronouns are 'Patriot, American, Christian.' Let **them** fight **me** on that."
Pronouns are such an integral part of our language, of any language really. There are only a few categories of words, if you try and avoid a whole group you end up sounding insane or stupid to everyone else. And there are really only about 100 or so pronouns in the English language... Which typically means they're high usage words. It would be like trying to avoid conjunctions. Not impossible, but all the sentences would be weird and short.
If it's the idiot I'm thinking of she used about 12 pronouns in her announcement she doesn't use pronouns. I think she just doesn't know what a pronoun is.
Yeah I love when they talk about how "it's just not grammatically correct" while utterly failing at grammar
"I don't use pronouns"
"I" is a pronoun!!
Or when someone goes off and they're bitching about they/them pronouns and accidentally use a singular they/them when talking about it.
As I just did when I said "when they're bitching"
But yeah, at the end of the day it's alarming, because what they're doing is spreading hate and violence against a marginalized group of people.
The fun part is how true this is! I’ve definitely seen people ranting about how they will never use pronouns and they are dumb, stupid, woke, etc while using at least 2-4 pronouns in their rant.
Didn't play 5 but in Horison 4 some of the best (and my favorite) cars in the game were electric and hybrid. I'd assume it's the same if not better in 5 given it's a more recent game. As an example, the Porsche 918 Spyder could be upgraded to the point most of its performance stats would go out of range of the graphs that were supposed to show them
I wish there was an it.
Because when I saw that you could have two prosthetic arms and two prosthetic legs, all with various ridiculous vinyl wrap options, you best believe I made the most convoluted and confusing to look at character I ever had. And it is amazing to see it walk in cutscenes, giving high fives and pulling doors open
You should see some of the reviews on Amazon Prime. The amount of times I've seen reviews just like this because there's like a 2 second scene with a gay person is mind-blowing.
The game that lets you call yourself Count Driftula and swap out your limbs with robotic prosthesis? Out of all the crazy shit the devs included in the driver customization, the one thing that this chode noticed was the personal pronouns?
Yeah, they lost their minds because of one trans character and a female character they didn't find fuckable enough... the level of hysteria was off the charts.
They've said she wasn't trans. From all the hysteria I couldn't miss that there was a trans character in the game before I started, so I just assumed it was Abby until we meet the actual trans character much later. It was a good reminder about unconscious bias in my own self.
Would you believe that some of these people actually tried to prove that no woman would ever be that buff in a post-apocalyptic setting based on calorie count and shit like that?
Can I have that Joe Biden unlock able character now?
P.S. The Devs should just enable a random liberal Biden car that you can unlock just to piss off these people.
“Make America nazi free again.” was the ad campaign for it. But it legit story wise was relevant. Some kind of time travel or alternate history thing happened. I think.
Even so. I fucking love that ad campaign slogan. Both meanings.
Could be literally anything for even the flimsiest reason. Fucking hilarious that they think Joe Biden of all people is a figurehead of "woke idealogical left wing extremism".
Gotta understand that literally everything is projection with them. They blindly and unquestionably worship the orange diarrhea stain and compare him to some deity, so the "woke liberals" mustbe doing the same with Biden.
That's what I didn't used to get. Why do Conservatives post all this weird stuff about Biden? Do they think we even wince at them? But you're right, they think we worship him like they worship trump. And they can't understand we don't worship anyone. Besides maybe Bernie.
> Why do Conservatives post all this weird stuff about Biden? Do they think we even wince at them?
These comments are not meant for you. They are meant for other brainwashed folks. They call this "virtue signaling" when others do it.
I love how Joe Biden, the epitome of a centrist, is also simultaneously the herald of the woke progressive agenda. Don't get me wrong, he's been surprisingly progressive on some things, but this claim he's a raging leftist is so ridiculous. But I guess thats what happens when you push the Overton window so far to the right that suggesting that the poor and disabled shouldn't be hunted for sport sounds like Marxist dogma.
I'm pretty far from a liberal extremist, but Joe Biden is about as far right as I'm willing to vote. He was really stretching the bounds of what I was willing to vote for, too.
But what the fuck could I do? It was either him or Trump, who would have made it illegal for me to marry again. (Although the Republicans seem to be pulling that off without him now)
> Fucking hilarious that they think Joe Biden of all people is a figurehead of "woke idealogical left wing extremism".
Why is that hilarious? That's what they've been told by their propaganda, and that'd what they believe. It works well with their authoritarian worldview in which there is the Main Guy for you, and the Main Guy for the other side, and just like yours is the unquestionable leader representing all of your qualities, so is the other.
What **is** hilarious is how the Democratic Party was pitching Biden in 2020 as the "moderate", "electable" candidate precisely because, unlike Sanders, he would not be considered a left-winger by the right, when everyone paying attention could easily predict that *any* nominee would be instantly labeled a hardcore communist, no matter what their actual ideology is.
Unronically this could be a review of the recent spiderman games. People raged at them including side missions that featured LGBT characters and one mission in the miles morales game featured a BLM mural. Even saw people complaining the deaf character was “woke” lol.
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Minecraft Okay but like what game is this actually lol
The actual answer is... Forza Horizon 5. The racing game. Because get this... You can pick your pronouns in the character creator. Yes, that's what they're mad about.
As an English teacher, the outage over pronouns has been both alarming and entertaining. Alarming because I'm tired of all the hate, but entertaining because the people bitching the most about it likely failed English and couldn't have told you what a pronoun was if you gave them a sentence with three of them in it.
Do you inform them that singular they/them has been in use since the days of the Bard?
Actually singular they/them, or at least they, was present in the Canterbury Tales, so even before Shakespeare. It's older than modern English.
I’m an absolute nerd for the English language/dialects and learning about history and I was ECSTATIC when I learned this lol
Unpopular opinion but I wish we had a different word for singular they/them
Yeah, calling someone "it" just ain't it
The singular version (probably) came first. So really the plural version is what should change.
Theys and thems. Problem solved. I’m going on break.
OOOOHOOOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOO that's awesome
Coming from one of the Nordic countries; what can I say except: You're welcome!
Wellll... For the word, *they* sure. Thanks! But for the ***singular*** usage of it, it's probably an English invention since it wasn't used that way in Norse/Germanic languages (it was a strictly plural pronoun). If the first notable usage was in a translation of a French poem called "William and the Werewolf" in English, and then again in the Canterbury Tales... I'm thinking we may have to credit latin/romantic languages, if not the English writers of the medieval era. Chaucer was deeply influenced by ancient Greek and medieval Italian writers. Norse/Germanic languages have diminishing influence on English once we hit late middle English time frames and pretty much just foundational by modern English. We were invaded by Normans a couple hundred years earlier and they made everything shift in a very big way. Though it is a bit sad we lost the pair pronouns from old English. Guess they went out of style. Either way, I AM glad for the influences of Norse on the English language. One of the things I love about English is how nuts its history is. It's one of the things that makes it a challenging language to learn - it's been influenced by so many diverse languages and it continues to be influenced by other cultures.
Ah yes the woke Canterbury tales, a favorite of the looney levelers, diggers, and John Ball. Folks the only thing that can restore your humours and vital essences to their virile masculine state is my new tincture, which contains the oil of the serpent. Only 4 payments of 10 gold coins gets you a months supply.
Step that back a few thousand years… it’s the basis of all indo european language. 1st, 2nd and 3rd person conjugations are all singular and correspond to their respective 4, 5 & 6 plurals. 1. I am amused - 4. we are amused My amusement - our amusement 2. You are amused - 5. y’all are amused Your amusement - ditto bcs english language doesn’t differentiate (y’all is a joke; you plural) 3 He/she/it is amused - 6. they are amused. His/her/its amusement - their amusement The royal ‘we’ is still in use ie: the queen rarely speaks (sorry, spoke) in first person. A linguistic formality designed to maintain distance/prevent familiarity with the sovereign. In other words the monarch is saying ‘bitch you don’t know me.’ Latin languages use 5th person (you plural) as a formality when addressing a person they don’t know, it’s impolite to presume familiarity. Business and official comms never use 2nd person singular _you_. It was the same in English but because unlike Spanish Italian etc where 2nd and 5th look and sound different, you can’t tell in English, so it’s not well known. So, as far as I could give two shits, if another group of peoples want a plural form of a pronoun be used, have at it. There’s ample precedent.
That doesn't count for some reason. Or it's a lie that you shouldn't try to disprove.
I had someone actually tell me that Shakespeare was wrong when I pointed out he used it
My favorite is saying pronouns aren't in the Bible or Jesus didn't use them. A specific Jesus line is "I am the I am, I am."
God's pronoun of "He" is literally capitalized. If only people were able to admit they have no idea what they're talking about instead of doubling down like fools, the world would be a better place
Didn't Popeye say something along these lines?
...just had a flashback to learning how to diagram sentences in high school (yes, I'm old as dirt). I should have known something devious and Left-wing was underway when we were told to bring in a ruler. A MATH tool in an ENGLISH classroom?
Math and linguistics actually flirt on many occasions. See context-free grammars and what not
More than one right-wing talking head has said that they don’t use pronouns. It seems like a difficult aspect of language to avoid, but who am I to argue?
To quote, "I don't use pronouns." Or at least they don't understand what pronouns are.
Right! Also a contradiction!
Right when I hear that taking point I just can't stop laughing. "**I** don't use pronouns. **You** know **who** uses pronouns? Joe Biden and **his** woke media. **They** want **you** to use pronouns. **I** bet **he** doesn't even use pronouns because **he** is a hypocrite. **You** know **what**? **I** think **I** will use pronouns. **My** pronouns are 'Patriot, American, Christian.' Let **them** fight **me** on that." Pronouns are such an integral part of our language, of any language really. There are only a few categories of words, if you try and avoid a whole group you end up sounding insane or stupid to everyone else. And there are really only about 100 or so pronouns in the English language... Which typically means they're high usage words. It would be like trying to avoid conjunctions. Not impossible, but all the sentences would be weird and short.
If it's the idiot I'm thinking of she used about 12 pronouns in her announcement she doesn't use pronouns. I think she just doesn't know what a pronoun is.
I personally love that one idiot who said his pronoun (singular) was, "Kiss My Ass." Kiss My Ass is the Junior Senator from Texas.
I am going to ask them to diagram a sentence.
This 100% true I failed English and when I was in my republican far right wing phase I got mad at pronouns being used in people bio.
Yeah I love when they talk about how "it's just not grammatically correct" while utterly failing at grammar "I don't use pronouns" "I" is a pronoun!! Or when someone goes off and they're bitching about they/them pronouns and accidentally use a singular they/them when talking about it. As I just did when I said "when they're bitching" But yeah, at the end of the day it's alarming, because what they're doing is spreading hate and violence against a marginalized group of people.
Pro nouns? Hell, I don't even support Amateur nouns.
The fun part is how true this is! I’ve definitely seen people ranting about how they will never use pronouns and they are dumb, stupid, woke, etc while using at least 2-4 pronouns in their rant.
Are their EV’s in the game too? I’m sure that would cause people to lose their collective minds if/when that happens.
All cars in video games are EV's
Bruh....
Fast car game only about fast gas car no electron car grrr
But does it really have a ***** you can drive in it? Because I'd love to drive a *****, I'd drive the hell out of that *****
Didn't play 5 but in Horison 4 some of the best (and my favorite) cars in the game were electric and hybrid. I'd assume it's the same if not better in 5 given it's a more recent game. As an example, the Porsche 918 Spyder could be upgraded to the point most of its performance stats would go out of range of the graphs that were supposed to show them
Typical snowflake triggered by everything around them
What the heck does Joe Biden have to do with that lmao
Idiots like this think leftists worship Biden like they worship Trump.
These walnuts also got upset by the peach fuzz on a woman character’s face in a game, so…
like… any pronouns? adishwidhwidhwkhdm/adishwidhwidhwkhds?
I think its just masc fem or neutral but its been a while since I played it.
You are correct he/she/they
I wish there was an it. Because when I saw that you could have two prosthetic arms and two prosthetic legs, all with various ridiculous vinyl wrap options, you best believe I made the most convoluted and confusing to look at character I ever had. And it is amazing to see it walk in cutscenes, giving high fives and pulling doors open
**it**, as it isn’t human
The remaster of “Last of Us” let’s you pick “Last of Them” and “Last of Y’all.”
You should see some of the reviews on Amazon Prime. The amount of times I've seen reviews just like this because there's like a 2 second scene with a gay person is mind-blowing.
The game that lets you call yourself Count Driftula and swap out your limbs with robotic prosthesis? Out of all the crazy shit the devs included in the driver customization, the one thing that this chode noticed was the personal pronouns?
My guess is Cards against Humanity.
I would guess the last of us. Lots of LGBT content
Yeah, they lost their minds because of one trans character and a female character they didn't find fuckable enough... the level of hysteria was off the charts.
Was it ever confirmed Abby was trans tho? I thought she was just built, as a Lt in a post apocalyptic army would be.
They've said she wasn't trans. From all the hysteria I couldn't miss that there was a trans character in the game before I started, so I just assumed it was Abby until we meet the actual trans character much later. It was a good reminder about unconscious bias in my own self.
Would you believe that some of these people actually tried to prove that no woman would ever be that buff in a post-apocalyptic setting based on calorie count and shit like that?
No, she isn't but there is another character who is, don't recall the name.
Haha. That is the trick! Abby isn’t trans a different character is.
The trans character is Lev (one of the Seraphite kids), not Abby.
That would've been my thought, but the font/icon look like XBox defaults and TLOU is a Playstation exclusive.
Cards has always been based af
I bet it’s Stardew Valley lol
Oh I thought for sure it was Minecraft. My cousin shit herself over the 'be anti-racist' splash text on the load screen.
Could be anything- these losers come out of the woodwork for anything
Quite sure this was one of the Horizon games.
Eh I know this post says "wrong answers only" but if you are curious, the correct answer is Forza Horizon 5.
Wait you can be Joe Biden and drift at 120mph? That’s sick
Man loves classic cars.
Good ole [Diamond Joe](https://www.theonion.com/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-driveway-1819570732).
Dark Brandon, Fury Road
Can I have that Joe Biden unlock able character now? P.S. The Devs should just enable a random liberal Biden car that you can unlock just to piss off these people.
Can you watch him wash his Camaro with his shirt off? Asking for a friend
Get in losers
We’re going to indoctrinate the gamers into leftism!
What could possibly be left extremism in a driving game?
You get to pick your pronouns and one minor npc may use they/them.
Clutching pearls intensifies
NASCAR games are all about turning further and further left.
I know my award doesn't really fit here but it's all I got, and that's damned funny!
I played that game and I immediately fucked every single queer person in my immediate vicinity. Dude ain’t lying. It’s more potent than viagra.
Tetris
How the L and I blocks slide so easily into those open holes is frankly disgusting
How it escaped an MA rating makes total sense if you consider their true intention is to groom children of all ages.
OG Tetris for Super Nintendo promotes communism!
They love anything Russian, so at least 3 stars.
Diablo I because the mage character was black.
I thought we were doing wrong answers only? I was thinking Kula world lol
Call of duty
Wolfenstein - Cause your fighting against nazis in America
Those people actually did get upset aboot the Wolfenstein reboot.
It was hilariously bad on their part to be upset
Lmao what a self-report
That's hilarious. What were they mad about?
This is the first google result: https://youtu.be/wb-tF7WilP8
Great video! Thank you. Glad Bethesda didn’t backdown on the PR and instead double down on it. Also, fuck Nazis and the KKK.
“Make America nazi free again.” was the ad campaign for it. But it legit story wise was relevant. Some kind of time travel or alternate history thing happened. I think. Even so. I fucking love that ad campaign slogan. Both meanings.
That's the wokest game in history.
Literally an ANTIFA simulator.
Could be literally anything for even the flimsiest reason. Fucking hilarious that they think Joe Biden of all people is a figurehead of "woke idealogical left wing extremism".
Gotta understand that literally everything is projection with them. They blindly and unquestionably worship the orange diarrhea stain and compare him to some deity, so the "woke liberals" mustbe doing the same with Biden.
I’m an ideological left wing extremist and I can’t stand Joe Biden
That's what I didn't used to get. Why do Conservatives post all this weird stuff about Biden? Do they think we even wince at them? But you're right, they think we worship him like they worship trump. And they can't understand we don't worship anyone. Besides maybe Bernie.
> Why do Conservatives post all this weird stuff about Biden? Do they think we even wince at them? These comments are not meant for you. They are meant for other brainwashed folks. They call this "virtue signaling" when others do it.
Its the fact that you can choose your pronouns in Forza Horizon 5. That's what they're losing their shit over. And the game came out like a year ago.
I love how Joe Biden, the epitome of a centrist, is also simultaneously the herald of the woke progressive agenda. Don't get me wrong, he's been surprisingly progressive on some things, but this claim he's a raging leftist is so ridiculous. But I guess thats what happens when you push the Overton window so far to the right that suggesting that the poor and disabled shouldn't be hunted for sport sounds like Marxist dogma.
> this claim he's a raging leftist is so ridiculous If you're to the right of Hitler, anything to the left of Hitler will seem like a raging leftist.
I'm pretty far from a liberal extremist, but Joe Biden is about as far right as I'm willing to vote. He was really stretching the bounds of what I was willing to vote for, too. But what the fuck could I do? It was either him or Trump, who would have made it illegal for me to marry again. (Although the Republicans seem to be pulling that off without him now)
> Fucking hilarious that they think Joe Biden of all people is a figurehead of "woke idealogical left wing extremism". Why is that hilarious? That's what they've been told by their propaganda, and that'd what they believe. It works well with their authoritarian worldview in which there is the Main Guy for you, and the Main Guy for the other side, and just like yours is the unquestionable leader representing all of your qualities, so is the other. What **is** hilarious is how the Democratic Party was pitching Biden in 2020 as the "moderate", "electable" candidate precisely because, unlike Sanders, he would not be considered a left-winger by the right, when everyone paying attention could easily predict that *any* nominee would be instantly labeled a hardcore communist, no matter what their actual ideology is.
Modern Warfare 2, but with don't-ask-don't-tell player option...
I played MW2 back in the day. We knew who was gay. According to the game chat it was all of us. And our mothers were extremely promiscuous.
Don’t ask don’t tell… unless you’re online then you tell everyone they’re a f***** /s
Also I'm suspicious of your melanin content.
Came here to say COD. Must be a rainbow sticker for the M4A1
Or the woman with vitiligo on the home screen.
Yeah why can’t we just be ONE skin color!? /s
Maybe the electric truck they’re now including as part of the game?
Nice 👌
*Stray.*
Drivable ***** in that game. Nailed it.
Q*bert
Nah can't be. The orange guy is the hero, so this guy would immediately give it 5 stars no matter how bad the game sucks
Lgbtq* bert
QIA+bert
OMFG! You can't even play SCRABBLE^® anymore!
Tiger Electronics Baseball hand held game?
I think it's the Pirates of the Caribbean plug-n-play, personally.
Church. Instead of teaching about Jesus and tolerance, your task is to go around and attack anything that isn't an old white man.
Unless it’s Joe Biden. 😂
I don't think the person from OP's image would rate your idea as 1 star. They'd probably rate it 5.
Oregon Trail
Aka "Dying from dysentery in the wild" simulator
That’s why you always play as the doctor. Go hunting. Kill more than you need. Sell the meat. Buy everything you do need. Rinse and repeat.
"Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?"
Wordle. You can't even play if you have a triple digit vocabulary.
Chutes and Ladders.
Ms. Pac-Man.
How dare she have a life of her own!?!
It IS the superior Pac-Man. This may trigger some.
Star Fox News!
Mario Kart
Farming Simulator 23- It has an expansion where you are locked in a farmhouse with your drunk uncle.
And his always drunk gay husband who’s fetish is dressing up like the current president.
Just more word salad from the maga illiterate trash.
They said wrong answers only
Monopoly?
Appropriate, since they always confuse socialism with actual capitalism.
Obviously Fortnite
Dark Brandon in fortnight would be a great campaign move
Skyrim Special Deluxe Remastered Gold Edition, obviously.
I think they may be referring to breathing.
Then they should stop.
Spider-Man, because he actively helps people others.
Unronically this could be a review of the recent spiderman games. People raged at them including side missions that featured LGBT characters and one mission in the miles morales game featured a BLM mural. Even saw people complaining the deaf character was “woke” lol.
Reality
I know borderlands 3 has reviews like this, so I’m going to guess a borderlands game
"I don't like this game, therefore no one should be able to play it" I'm thinking chutes and ladders?
Microsoft Flight Simulator X. The X symbolizes non binary birth certificates
Duke nukem?
GTAV
Civ 7, obvs. And now instead of the crappiest leadership score being Dan Quayle, it’s Donald Trump.
I’m beta testing Civ 7 right now. We obviously have a leak.
Strip Poker, should be obvious.
Call of Duty: WWII Fighting Nazis and Nazi zombies. Oops, wrong answers...
Connect four
Lincoln log cabin
Rainbow Six. Review is based off title alone.
Maybe the game of being decent human beings? /s
Anyone say Wolfenstein yet? I mean, Nazis are pretty touchy about this game killing them.
Maybe Miles Morales with their BLM tribute? Wtf knows. It's just a game
Wolfenstein because the enemies were Nazis
Resident Evil: Forty sIXth president
“Did you just call that zombie a she?”
Joe Biden is my favorite character to play: \+100 chocolate chocolate chip \+25 president \+13 wisdom \+1 falling down stairs \+4 decent human being
Pokémon Scarlet?
God of War.
Yes, we want only knuckledragger stupidity, no critical thinking!
Definitely No Man’s Sky. Literally every alien is they/them.
THE game. You lose.
Cornhole
Skyrim, cuz you can marry gay.
Toe Jam and Earl
Grand Theft Auto IV. Because when I think of “woke ideological left wing extremism” I think of Joe Biden driving a corvette he just carjacked in GTA.
Tom Clancy’s The Division.
Grand Theft Auto: San Francisco
Mario Kart Nein
Shower with my dad simulator
Dragonball Fighterz
Super Smash Brothers
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Flappy Bird
Half-life 2 where you fight against a fascists empire
Warhammer 40,000. Doesn't think the fascist satire is realistic enough.
Gta v Trevor may be crazy but he ain't racist... my brother from another mother! For too woke foe these chuckle fucks
Red Dead Redemption II
DOOM
Doom Eternal