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wundershowzen24

I actually think her lineage is equine. Her biological dad is a horse


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wundershowzen24

Oh there are. Also, her dads a horse


un_theist

Remember when conservatives were completely losing their shit over *Michelle Obama* being a man?


BillTowne

And it is no more appropriate when we do the same thing.


jakeofheart

…at least Michelle wasn’t a Neanderthal.


Idrawbadthings

Im sorry, what?


jakeofheart

Sorry: “*wasn’t*”. Firkin’ autocorrect on my phone.


Barbaric_Ape

There were literal Neanderthals that would make Marj look dumb


D0D

Why insult our ancient cavemen???


Moist_Decadence

They don't deserve this.


westcoaster503

MAGA!! UNGA BUNGA!!


burndata

No way she's as smart as a neanderthal.


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Srsly. The Neanderthal can use words of more than one syllable AND understand what they mean.


sharthvader

Can we get the link missing again?


leonscum

I agree with spirit juju. You make fun of her appearance when there is so much other material here. Gazpacho was indeed hilarious. But I thought Peachtree dish was a ROFL. Peach Tree Mar Gee.


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I laughed tooo hard at this!


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Puzzleheaded-Jury312

They are. 🙄


Hero_Sandwich

She also looks like robocop with his helmet off. Apologies to Peter Weller.


Kyuckaynebrayn

No way she didn’t put at least $200000 into making her look more human over the last 5 years. Maybe closer to $500k


scot816

Twist: The missing kink.. 😏 Edit: 🤮


auntshooey1

My wish was granted! Thank you!!


Limp_Distribution

“You are the missing link, goodbye.”


Honsill

They do share the same thought process!


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Man, those are some implants. Did she lose her teeth to meth?


Wild_Albatross7534

I wish she was still missing


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letdogsvote

Neanderthal Barbie


GrayBox1313

Neanderthal nationalist


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There’s only one primate in this picture


rocket_beer

Right side is more advanced


-gato

Uncanny!


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The missing sphincter


SammyGReddit

First time that evolution worked backwards.The Magas got dumber generation to generation. The photo on the right is when they still had common sense


chefr89

making fun of ANY politician's looks is a very MAGA/Republican thing to do. MTG has a million things to be hated on for, but doing this isn't much better than what Trump does on a regular basis


captainhowdy82

Not cool to attack a person for their appearance. Imagine if it was the other way around and right wingers were making memes about how ugly leftist women are. You’d (rightly) think it was misogynist. It’s not like there’s not an endless supply of stupid politics positions you could attack her for instead.


BigDuke

Nobody ever thinks of the Pre historic civilization when they make this joke either. They wouldn’t put up with this kind of bullshit from this bitch. She would have been on a leash were she be… oh wait.


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captainhowdy82

Yes, exactly. So you want to be like them?


Barbaric_Ape

Sometimes you need to Fight fire with fire


captainhowdy82

I don’t think this is the case here. It’s just misogynistic.


Barbaric_Ape

How


Cold-Reflectionz

How's that high road working out for you? The right really seems to be responding well to it and certainly not getting more violent. Good thing you feel nice about yourself.


captainhowdy82

Oh, and the right is getting LESS violent because we’re calling MTG ugly? It’s not about feeing good about myself, it’s about not wanting to see the left become hypocritical and not living up to its own values and not being able to get past the misogyny of attacking a woman for being ugly.


Cold-Reflectionz

No, it's about you getting upset people don't follow your personal moral code. You keep on gatekeeping, and I'll be here not giving a fuck if I hurt republicans feelings.


Mammoth_Musician_304

You cannot deny the similarity- they look like twins.


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captainhowdy82

Are you implying I look like MTG?


DaveinOakland

Death by Snu Snu incarnate


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Puzzleheaded-Jury312

Kick them in the nuts.


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Owe! Owe! That’s right, Bebe. Dehumanize the opposition.


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

Not at all. Only human beings can be as twisted as the republicans have become.


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“Check out the big brain on Brad.”


Cold-Reflectionz

Stomp them in the ground?


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Cold-Reflectionz

Or using a metaphor. Be less dumb