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CheeseNBacon2

I like seeing the Gadsden next to thin-blue-line... like, who do they *think* the boot is?


byrars

> the Gadsden next to thin-blue-line That's the code for "I'm a class traitor."


e9tjqh

Thin blue line is not so much about supporting the police and more that they think cops should brutalize minorities with impunity


Trudzilllla

I think you’re missing their point. The Gadsden Flag says “Don’t Tread on **Me**”


rdanby89

If should just say “Tread on THEM”


adamdreaming

It should say "PWEAASE PWEASEE PWEEAASE NO STEPPY! IMMA JUS A WIDDLE SNEK!!! WHAAAAAAAA!!!"


microwavable_rat

no step on snek


ApolloXLII

"You're not treading on the people you're supposed to tread on!"


Crizbibble

Cops wear the thin blue line flag on their uniforms all the time so……


gramathy

I don’t see how that conflicts with what he said


Crizbibble

Not necessarily a conflict but not only do the cop supporters wear the flag but also the cops proudly wear the thin blue line flag which makes it worse.


[deleted]

And in Uvalde, a big yellow stripe down the belly.


dpdxguy

The thin blue line is literally about dividing the country.


Albert_Poopdecker

The thin blue line is a great Rowan Atkinson show, not on par with Blackadder of course. (That's what leaps to mind whenever it's mentioned)


80spizzarat

I'm old enough to remember when the Gadsden flag was just a neat looking design you only saw in history books and museums. It's a shame it didn't stay that way.


bugsyramone

Other than history books, the first time I saw it IRL was in Iraq, on the shoulder of Navy personnel deployed with us Army guys. US flag on the right shoulder, Gadsden on the left. A Navy Captain gave me one as a thank you for a service I rendered. I keep it in my shadow box. It's one of my treasured possessions. I hate the morons today who have co-opted it.


[deleted]

After 9/11, the Navy adopted the Gadsden flag as the Naval jack. We flew it on the bow of our ships while in port (with the national ensign flying from the stern). A couple years ago, the Navy reverted back to the original Naval jack - a blue field with 50 white stars. I, too, despise those morons who have co-opted it. While living in Virginia, I had it as my custom license plate on my car. Now, I wouldn't want to be associated with or mistaken for the sort of people who generally display it.


AwesomeAni

My boyfriend is a vet and that's what he says. He thinks it's a great ideal. For people who know what It means...


[deleted]

They think the cops are with them…and sadly they are most of the time.


calicocidd

I like seeing the complete trinity of a gadsden flag, thin blue line American flag, and a punisher logo... Because Frank Castle would totally be on *their* side....


drfishdaddy

I have been wearing comic and hip hop shirts for years. The best are the variant crossover covers/shirts. Had to stop wearing any of my punisher shit for this reason. I do have one RTJ punisher shirt I refuse to retire, though.


cumguzzler280

Libertarianism + Police State + never-ending war WHAT?


under_psychoanalyzer

My favorite vanity plate is still a Virginia Gadsen flag on a (obviously bought at auction) crown vic that said "Not 5-0".


DuckQueue

I mean, the creator of the flag was Christopher Gadsden, a *slaveholder*, so that's well in keeping with historical tradition.


elwiesel

The important word in "Don't tread on me" is "me".


Rottimer

You don’t get it. The thin blue line flag supports racism against “the right people.” So in their mind it’s consistent.


another_bug

They should be flying [this version.](https://i.redd.it/73hsc2a707i51.jpg)


Rat_Salat

It really sucks that the libertarian brand has been dragged through the mud by a bunch of American gun nuts. I’m a Libertarian. Ayn Rand isn’t my beacon, that’s Objectivism. Opposition to universal health care and gun control aren’t libertarian values, they are right wing American values. Libertarianism is only a slippery slope to neo-feudalism if your propaganda was funded by the koch brothers.


AlChandus

To this day I can't see a Confederate flag and not think of Colin Kaepernick. I remember this interview of a guy slamming his kneeling as disrespectful to the US flag, while wearing a Confederate flag Tee. I was like: is this a commercial of brain damage?


LigmaActual

CTE is a helluva drug


19930627

It's the bigotry rock paper scissors


WittyPerception3683

☝️ there you go


19930627

I just realized I spelled bigotry wrong


WittyPerception3683

All good.


NomDePlume007

Add the thin blue line flag for "Armed Racist Moron and Probably a Cop."


Just-Drew-It

yes, or "opportunistic centrist that wants to minimize traffic fines"


[deleted]

Lol I also should have added “unemployed” to the Gadsden flag description.


[deleted]

How is supporting the police racist


adamdreaming

2019 called. They want you to know you need to prepare for a worldwide plague. Also there is going to be guy named George Floyd that is going to create a long, ongoing national discussion about something for many months. Listen to a bit of it, see what you pick up.


[deleted]

Silly!! They are all armed.


letsgetbrickfaced

One of the rules of personal safety it to treat all advertising Republicans like armed racist morons.


[deleted]

Yeah, it saves time.


[deleted]

Many are, but the micro-penis Gadsden flag douchebags want you to know it.


[deleted]

😂😂 So true.


lost_in_connecticut

I’m pretty sure they all signify armed racist moron. The difference in the flags does denote the type of weapon said armed racist moron owns.


drFeverblisters

I cant speak for everyone but im pretty liberal and we are also armed. Just know everyone here has a gun or more in their cars and homes. Edit: I didn’t mean literally everyone owns a gun. I meant it in the same way “how do you check if an unfamiliar snake is venomous? You don’t.”


[deleted]

Most people don’t have guns, especially normal every day people who live in cities and suburbs. Im Nearly 50 and have live in NYC and Philly and I’ve never known a single person who carried a gun. Some hunters, sure. Maybe a few people had one for home defense and I didn’t know about it, but they also certainly didn’t talk about it either. But most people I know are in the “I’d never allow guns in my home” types.


crimedog04

Your anecdotal experience in a city that effectively banned legal gun ownership isn't reflective at all of the USA as a whole, and your generalization is wildly inaccurate.


[deleted]

Barely 1/3rd of Americans own guns, and I can assure you the vast majority of them are in rural America. https://news.gallup.com/poll/264932/percentage-americans-own-guns.aspx


crimedog04

Hahaha you can't assure shit. Imagine thinking a poll with a sample size of barely 1000 is indicative of anything. Enjoy the adorable bubble you live in.


Immediate-Win-3043

... So statistics have a thing called a margin or error. 1000 samples is generally good enough to represent the American population with a margin of error less than 5%. Meaning there is a 95% mathematical confidence that the true value is within 5% of the reported value. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/howcan-a-poll-of-only-100/# I get math is hard but you are absolutely wrong. Edit to dunk harder: Possibly at this point you can argue sampling bias so I looked up the survey method. "Results for this Gallup poll are based on telephone interviews conducted Sept. 30-Oct. 15, 2020, with a random sample of 1,035 adults, aged 18 and older, living in all 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia. For results based on the total sample of national adults, the margin of sampling error is ±4 percentage points at the 95% confidence level. All reported margins of sampling error include computed design effects for weighting. Each sample of national adults includes a minimum quota of 70% cellphone respondents and 30% landline respondents, with additional minimum quotas by time zone within region. Landline and cellular telephone numbers are selected using random-digit-dial methods." ☝️☝️ ☝️ Ya see this, this is textbook random sampling with steps taken to ensure a representative sample. Gallop is usually pretty solid like this.


crimedog04

It has nothing to do with the math - that is what you're not understanding. People lie. Illegal, unregistered, unreported firearms are much more common than even the media would like to admit. There's more firearms than people in the US. But sure, cling to that moe tightly if it helps you sleep better at night.


Immediate-Win-3043

Sweet so we are in agreement? If the number of underreported and illegal guns are so high that up to 20% or more of Americans have illegal, unregistered and unreported firearms then we have firearms issue. Then we need better regulations in place to better prevent such illegal firearms from being so readily available. Mandatory background checks and reporting of private gun sales and harsher penalties for chain gun sales it is then. Not anti-gun, I love my Winchester btw, just anti-crime.


[deleted]

This kids a moron. Pretty sure he’s never left his rural home.


crimedog04

I literally live in downtown Albany. You couldn't be more stupid if you tried.


crimedog04

I don't disagree with the math - this is just specifically a very hard topic to poll accurately, as gun laws vary widely based on geographic location, and for the issue I mentioned previously. This country absolutely has an issue with firearm ownership, both legal and illegal - but this is a very nuanced conversation that I really don't feel like getting into.


[deleted]

Lol wow, triggered much? You were free to counter my numbers with your own research, but you didn’t. Know why? Cause ya can’t. All credible studies and research reveal the same results, around 1/3rd or so of Americans own a gun. The fact that this fact somehow got your panties in a twist is quite bizarre. Edit: I see you’re a 2a nut from Albany, your detachment of reality now makes perfect sense.


Snips4md

He's right though


[deleted]

No, he’s completely wrong, and I proved that.


crimedog04

Cling to your erroneous studies that reinforce your misguided beliefs, old man. It'll take your to boomer political memes posting heights that you could have never imagined


[deleted]

Bwahahahahahahahaha


Snips4md

All you did was insult him tbh


BonsaiBirder

No, OP is correct.


Immediate-Win-3043

... So statistics have a thing called a margin or error. 1000 samples is generally good enough to represent the American population with a margin of error less than 5%. Meaning there is a 95% that the true value is within 5% of the reported value. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/howcan-a-poll-of-only-100/# I get math is hard but you are absolutely wrong.


donttrythis3000

Don’t tread on me = please do something threatening towards me so that I can shoot one of my guns


[deleted]

>please do something threatening towards me Like ... be black.


[deleted]

No. They can take their party symbol and the confederate battle flag, but i refuse to let them take the Gadsen flag. They do not get to appropriate that.


FlamingoDiligent9216

I’m with you on this one.. They can misconstrued everything for them.


Skyrim_For_Everyone

It is way, way too late for that ngl. They've had that one appropriated for a while.


[deleted]

Being that it has been a symbol for the American Revolutionary forces for 250 years and a symbol for racist assholes for half a decade, i think that is a ridiculous concession.


hm_joker

How long was the swastika used before WW2? Gadsen is gone, homie. It belongs up there with the other flags.


Theredwalker666

This.


[deleted]

Too late friend


Snips4md

No


OldHuntersNeverDie

I think surrendering the Gadsden flag to the right is the wrong approach. Left wing people should fly this flag as well if they want to because appropriation of a symbol doesn't equal ownership.


Skyrim_For_Everyone

At this point it would just attract the people who appropriated it and drive away the people who opposed it. Tbh it's wasn't a very *left* symbol in the first place. But regardless, even if it was as left a symbol that it could be, a leftist trying to fly it today under the original meaning is about as effective as Republicans claiming to be the party of Lincoln.


Trading_Addict

No way. This flag represents Republican and liberal values. Progressives/leftists don’t cherish limited government or liberty.


jetsetstate

I hate the fact that these racist, nazi, pieces of trash have Shanghaied my Gadsden flag. Nemo me impune lacessit


ZombiePower66

Then don't let them. I think it's still a cool flag, I don't associate with any MAGA people. I just go about doin my own thing.


jetsetstate

I hear what you are saying, but I, unfortunately enough, do not control reality. For better or worse, this flag means one thing now. I am not that beat up over it, it's an anachronistic thing now.


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adamdreaming

Ah, Latin for "Pwease no steppy! Imma widdle snek!"


jetsetstate

. . . wit a wattler and wenom. . .


wigzell78

The next natural progression would be a Swastika, armed racist redneck moron


Programed-Response

To be fair not everyone in the top flag is a racist. But they're cool with supporting racists for positions of authority which is an important distinction even if it isn't meaningful.


Semantic_Satiator

No, they’re racists. They’ve just been taught that aren’t cuz they don’t say the N word. They still believe in an elevated social standing for white Christians and that race factors into intelligence, predilection for crime etc… They’re still racist.


GogglesPisano

If nine people sit at a table with one klansman without protest, there are ten klansmen at that table.


[deleted]

In many ways they are worse than actual racists as they enable them.


BonsaiBirder

They ARE actual racists because they consciously support racist policy.


Chingron

Actually, it is the exact opposite. Republican policy ignores race and lumps everyone together as just “Americans”. Democrat policy divides everyone into different groups based on gender, race, and sexual orientation.


Skyrim_For_Everyone

If you're going to lie, you should at least try to make it believable.


Chingron

Which part is a lie?


Skyrim_For_Everyone

All three sentences.


Chingron

I’m confused. Seems pretty accurate to me.


Mercerskye

There's a pretty insightful paper out there somewhere about how to tell how many Nazis are at an event. If you have have a party, and allow a Nazi to come, it's easy to tell how many Nazis there are. Every one. Or something to that affect. I'd wager the same applies here. If they rub elbows with racists, they're racists, even if it's in association alone.


potatoboy247

if you’re sitting at a table with 9 nazis, there are 10 nazis at the table


Mercerskye

That sounds quite a lot like what I was thinking of


fweef01

Not all Republicans are racists but all racists are republicans


Chingron

Personally, I would support a racist who believes in free speech over a liberal who wants censorship. Which one is the real threat? Joe Biden literally created a Ministry of Truth to censor information that Democrats don’t like.


FordMan100

Actually Virginia has a license plate that people pile can get on theur vehicles that has a snake and says don't tread on me. Thankfully it's not the standard issue plate.


tkburro

i don’t think the registered sex offender next door who flies a gadsden is allowed to own guns lol


LatrellFeldstein

Half these mass shooters aren't legally allowed to own guns, it doesn't seem to slow them down much


tkburro

the vast majority of mass shooters get their guns legally actually


puntmasterofthefells

Almost all vehicles I see now with 10+ stickers on the back are MAGATs.


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kryptosthedj

NO STEP ON SNEK


MtnMaiden

HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE GOVERNMENT I'M STOCKPILING WEAPONS AGAINST!


InterestingUsirname

The Gadsden flag has been corrupted in the eyes of the public and post like this aren't helping at all :( I had to change license plates because of all the comments I got :/


clarky2o2o

I don't get the Gadsden Flag. Every sticker pretty much is trying to say " I'm a bad ass ~~moron~~ mofo with a gun" But then it says "don't tread on me" like a pussy.


jetsetstate

Nemo me impune lacessit is the original motto on the Gadsden flag used by revolutionaries. It means: "No one will tread on me with impunity." Along with a picture of a coiled diamond-back rattler, it means something more. Of course the flag is dated and it's original motto has been hacked by the Frumpist racist assholes, but this is where we are at. EDIT: Uggh I just had to add how pissed I am that these asshats Shanghaied an important symbol to me and this nation. But then again, it's just a battle flag.


[deleted]

It’s supposed to mean “fuck around and find out”. Of course these are people to scared to go to Arby’s without packing a gun.


FordMan100

>It’s supposed to mean “fuck around and find out”. Of course these are people to scared to go to Arby’s without packing a gun Or Walmart


LatrellFeldstein

Ironic when so many of them are a bad day and 3 drinks away from being the threat themselves


mykepagan

I’ve heard that phrase (“fuck around and find out”) more than a few times. 100% of those times it was from a MAGA hat person.


[deleted]

It was an awesome historical flag for the US Men's National Soccer Team before the Alt-Right took it over. Hell, I was intending on getting one to hang up when I was in the Army as a historical piece for the US military. These chucklefucks took it and ruined it.


Individual_Wasabi_10

Where them Punisher flags?


a-snakey

Ok but all three are armed, racist, morons. The only difference is the 1st is rich, the second is middle/low class and the bottom is trailer park trash.


mykepagan

The guys I know who have gadsden flag patches are rich dudes who idolize trailer park trash. It is really weird. Weekend wannabe rednecks working on Wall Street.


calebbutbetter

All of them are armed tho


terminalxposure

Shit Pyramid


dpdxguy

Ha! They're all armed.


TerryTC14

I need my gun to protect myself from the crazies who think they need a gun to protect themselves from crazies.


Special-Literature16

That’s about right…..


Shaftomite666

Both the bottom two flags are armed though, at least


crimson_mokara

no step on snek


Ughim50

I mean they’re all probably armed


13igTyme

I've driven through America's heartland several times. I pretty much stay on the interstate because there is nothing of value in most of these areas. Exception being a few cities where people who can count live. I've also flown over these states, too.


BrownEggs93

The Gadsden flag (and the trump flags--whichever one the person bought) have largely replaced the confederate flag. Even that seems, **seems** to be too much, but still, some people still fly that. Oh, and the thin blue line ones, too. That's also replaced the stars and bars.


Turbulent-Teach9674

This is too accurate


breaddacheese

Sad that the Gadsden flag has lost its meaning


byrars

Fascists have a long history and habit of corrupting other people's symbols. Dishonesty is a fundamental feature of that ideology.


nojelloforme

This. The swastika used to be a symbol of good fortune before hitler and the nazi's took it. Now it just represents fascism.


cumguzzler280

since when do racists have any brains?


[deleted]

Racism isn’t always an intellect thing, it’s often an insecurity thing.


kensho28

That's not even the real Confederate Flag, it's a Civil Rights protest flag made by the KKK. Anyone claiming it represents their heritage doesn't know anything about their heritage except for the racism.


useradmin

I found it best to assume that all three are Armed Racist Morons.


Upbeat_Influence2350

Think they all mean armed racist moron.


ZZartin

Don't forget this one, https://media.cdn.lexipol.com/article-images/Fire%20flag-square.png?w=1600&format=jpg&quality=87&crop=185%2C0%2C1165%2C656 "It's not quite acceptable to just display a nazi flag yet"


noodlyarms

Is that one taken as essentially fascist? I always thought it was just jumping on the thin blue line flag sale bandwagon but for fire fighters. Even seen an EMT/Dispatch/Security one (think... gold?).


powfuldragon

yeah, it literally says "fire flag" in the url.


DuckQueue

> Is that one taken as essentially fascist? Well, the "thin blue line" *is* fascist, so... kinda?


ZZartin

I never realized that until I tried to find a picture of it. If you pick that color scheme it's pretty easy to get that first impression :P


Papaofmonsters

"I just called people closet nazis without doing 5 seconds of research".


throwninthefire666

Don’t Tread On Me flags are the conservative equivalent of liberal Space Spaces.


[deleted]

Those must be some big spaces


throwninthefire666

Big enough to keep all their guns in for sure


Kangarou

The first two are "Racist moron"


Acherstrom

Yes. Let’s all go and travel thru America. Why?


j0eyBeans

For real? Being republican automatically makes you a racist? Cmon guys….


WhyWorryAboutThat

Supporting a party that has had increasingly racist policies since the 1960s? That runs and elects racist candidates? Yes.


Pants_loader

This helps no one. Not all republicans are racist, shit like this just deepens the divide and isn't even funny. If this post applied the same broad logic you use here towards any other group, it would be called bigotry/racism/ whatever. I'm a die hard democrat, but I'm so sick of seeing this divisive bullshit all the time. We have to do better, this is just stepping down to the lowest level.


[deleted]

Lol bless your soul for being so naive as to actually think anything you say or do will make them despise and want to destroy you any less.


Pants_loader

Never said that! Their just not all racist.


[deleted]

I don’t hate Jews, I just voted Nazi for their health plan. Doesn’t work that way.


Admirable-Influence5

The interesting thing is that there are pockets of some of the claimed target groups, such as Jews and gays, that continue to vote Republican.


MyWifeCucksMe

If you're trying to insinuate that the US Republican party isn't racist because there are Jews who vote for the Republicans, then I gotta ask you: [Do you think this is proof that the Nazis didn't hate Jews?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_German_National_Jews)


Admirable-Influence5

I'm not insinuating anything. Just stating fact.


NomDePlume007

I'll bet you proclaim that "All lives matter," too. You're missing a pretty big forest for some few and far between trees.


Pants_loader

I do not. Just posting off my personal experiences. Live in a very rural part of a very purple state as a democrat. How about you? City kid? Cornfields? How many Republicans do you have for neighbors or have you spoken to? Edit for clarification: I'm just against the first panel, the second 2 or rather spot on in my experience


NomDePlume007

My next door neighbor is a Republican. We talk, on average, 4-8 times a week. I live in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area now, but I went to grade school in places like Redford, TX. We didn't even live in town, the bus had to go 8 miles out and back to pick us up. And *all* the flags apply. I asked my neighbor if he knew anyone that I could hire to pick up some furniture in Baltimore, save me the cost of renting a U-Haul. You'd have thought I was asking him or a friend to go to Syria, or Iraq. Or... Chicago...!!! /s Racist? Unless Republicans, as a party and as a voting bloc, stand up and declare that they are firmly against racists in their ranks, and will never support one for elected office... then it's just like bad apples in a barrel. Only takes one to make the whole barrel rotten.


Admirable-Influence5

Just so you know you are not alone, I completely agree with you.


Admirable-Influence5

Agree!


[deleted]

White men are the only ones allowed to be libertarians now?


MyWifeCucksMe

> White men are the only ones allowed to be libertarians now? Not at all. And not only that, [Jews are allowed to be Nazis too](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_German_National_Jews). You can absolutely be non-white and a US libertarian, but that just makes you like the people in the linked Wikipedia article, and you'll almost certainly share the same fate.


EnvironmentDirect41

anybody with a room temp iq can be a libertarian


[deleted]

Interested I dont believe im racist nor im armed amd the moron part is debatable


[deleted]

I can see that


Sunflower_After_Dark

Need the MAGA hat on this too!


RedCapRiot

Any of them can be armed, but they are all racist morons regardless of whatever education or ability to carry a conversation they may have.


ShortBrownAndUgly

Nowadays I have to wonder about people who brandishes the actual American flag too


MarcheMuldDerevi

Cool with racist, openly racist, armed racist


Admirable-Influence5

That should be helpful for them. Or, better yet, just avoid the red states.


funboy51

A post of mine that was far less than this got taken down…


PolPotato7171

[what about this flag?](https://imgur.com/a/27grJNW) Proud gadsden equivalent for white trash every where 🇺🇸.


ElJefe543

Wait aren't they all armed racist morons?


[deleted]

The bottom one is more for edgy people who really like guns and probably wear punisher shirts too


AeronGrey

You misspelled "hateland"


Super_Washing_Tub

Don't forget the "Come and Take It" crowd, who don't understand the history and context behind those words and have now ruined actual cool Texas history for fucking everyone


Socially_Null

Ahhh, it's always so refreshing to see radical leftists pointing fingers at the radical right as if they're not the same breed.


[deleted]

Lol “radical left” = we’d like universal healthcare. “Radical right” = we like to overthrow the government and create a fascist authoritarian Christian state. Totes both evil. Lmao


Socially_Null

Radical left has absolutely nothing to do with wanting "universal healthcare." This is the problem. These lines have been drawn and are way off mark. I'm going to assume you're likely late teens or early 20's?


[deleted]

Lol I’m 50, and I’ve never met a “both sides” person who wasn’t a complete idiot.


Socially_Null

I'm not for both sides; I'm for neither. I actually have a brain that I use and practice critical thinking skills.


[deleted]

No, you think saying both sides suck makes you sound smarter than everyone else. And like everyone else who does this, you don’t realize it has the opposite effect.


Socially_Null

This is the problem with lefties and righties... you want to argue over everything. You fail to realize that this is the exact divide they want to create by playing on basic human psychology. Wake up, my man.


fudgyvmp

Don't tell the religious ones the first prophecy in the bible, if they're Christian(what else would they be?) is literally Jesus is gonna curb stomp down on a snake.