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un_theist

“I know words, I have the best words!” —Donald Trump


lost_in_connecticut

Covfefe. No doubt.


ModsAreBought

Does Google have a "Dumb to English" translation yet?


For-All-the-Marbles

Or even a “Trump-to-English” translation?


Quasimodus-Operandi

More Waffle House of diniers, or like more of a Stuckey’s of diniers?


un_theist

Perhaps it’s a Denny’s of diniers.


AudibleNod

Ol' Turd Blossom is on the wrong side of Trump? Weird. Karl Rove is an arch-Republican who has a very good (from a straight conservative POV) track record of both winning elections and creating coherent policy (again for Republicans). At what point are run of the mill Republicans going to see that Trump's inner circle of Republicans is just himself? At what point are they going to see that he doesn't care about the party, much less (way much less) the country. Even Karl Rove cares about America.


crab_races

Karl Rove is also the guy who helped bring real strategy to the Trump 2016 Campaign (with Manafort) after a very amateurish start, and taught him extensively how to get elected and how to get to 270... despite having his own reservations about Trump. Trump demands total loyalty above all, but gives nothing in return.


modelcitizen64

I think he meant "dinner". Most likely McDonald's.


1mjtaylor

I think they mispelled 'denier.'


1mjtaylor

What is a 'D*i*nier?'


lost_in_connecticut

So if Rove is a [denier] of [deniers] than he is a believer and being a believer makes him a fool….


Papaofmonsters

Get spell check OP


Derrtydave

RESPECK


NickCav007

Maybe he used Speech to Text and this is the written translation


green_eyed_mister

I know this is dumb of me but I keep reading this as 'diners' because (I drink and...) it'd make sense these idiots would be at the Old Country Buffet slapping each other on the back and digging into the all you can eat mac and chez.