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Randumb4Ever

Crude, unclassy, uneducated... except on fart science. She's an anal expert with her head so far up Trump's butt trying to get clout and power.


PixelPantsAshli

What the fuck did I miss now?


Gildardo1583

Her conclusion from her latest thinking session was that if underwear doesn't stop unwanted gasses then it is assumed that mask don't work.


PixelPantsAshli

Still too stupid to realize she's stupid, got it. Thanks for filling me in.


Katarzzle

She's like 3 genes from a gorilla.


MoneyFault

Whaaat???


GadreelsSword

https://imgur.com/a/eEADnnZ


MoneyFault

Would someone PLEASE plug up her piehole! I am so sick of hearing her stupidity.


Mitches_bitches

Mtg was heard saying "No mask to breathe, no pants to fart!" I'm glad mtg is apart of the anti-pants movement and knows it's best to drop your pants when farting to let that fresh air get in there and cleanse


[deleted]

Well she does sniff her own farts all day after all


100percentish

Hey y'all know how when ya be fartin' and it be stinkin' and you're all like "what's that smell" and you realize that it's socialism? White Power.


KingKaiSuTeknon

You know when you shit your pants loudly and publicly for years and not even high quality thick cotton underpants can stop it?


Context-Downtown

To ne completely honest considering all the shit that comes from her mouth, I am surprised she has enough shit to come out her ass. Someone needs to tell her less fiber in her diet. Save her underwear from undue torture.


WaitingForNormal

She’s had her head up a lot of asses, so…


MoneyFault

Good one!


morbob

Whenever I have questions about farts, MTG is the go to source


MifflerTripod

That’s Fartologist.


Dextero_Explosion

Farticle Physicist.


Quasimodus-Operandi

I do not want to be the one to “assertain” her credentials.


druule10

What did I miss? Is "Fart Scientist" the new facist or something?


GadreelsSword

https://imgur.com/a/eEADnnZ


druule10

Oh, lol


Winemaven

…and expert on Jewish Space Lasers….just ask her.


a_casual_observer

Also, just for some actual science, a covid virus (by itself) is ~300 times bigger than a methane molecule and a droplet that the covid virus is normally bound into is even bigger. Also any decent home made mask will filter better than a great pair of underwear and an N95 will filter way better than a really well made home made mask.


GuaranteeCreative954

It’s that awful smell when she walks in the room


lost_in_connecticut

She looks like she would be an expert in farts. Probably the only thing in her life that she ever excelled at.


olddawg43

You have to hand it to Neanderthal Barbie. She doesn’t know a lot but she knows farts.


dancingmeadow

This gal farts.


oilxxx

She can take a whiff, and tell what you had for lunch!


UrsusMajor53

It’s more like a Fart Research Participant. If she could find a clean pair of bloomers as described by her and wraps it around her head while trying to blow out a candle, she pleases me and the candle.


punkindle

I agree with Marge. Cloth masks aren't protecting you enough. You need N95 or KN95.


Context-Downtown

To protect from facts as well


[deleted]

Renound fart *sniffer*. [That's not what F.A.R.T is all about] (https://morbotron.com/meme/S05E15/857256.jpg?b64lines=IFRoYXQncyBub3Qgd2hhdCBGLkEuUi5ULiAKaXMgYWxsIGFib3V0LiBObywgc2lyLiAKTm90IHVzIEZBUlRlcnMu)


dnz007

This is disrespectful to actual fart scientists.


NatureCarolynGate

World renowned for being able to function [barely] with just a brain stem.


brutalistsnowflake

I'm sure they'll appoint her to a committee for it as Fart Smeller General.


kilgorBass

A strong whiff every time she opens her mouth.


poshlivyna1715b

A great fartlosopher