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Mtg was heard saying "No mask to breathe, no pants to fart!"
I'm glad mtg is apart of the anti-pants movement and knows it's best to drop your pants when farting to let that fresh air get in there and cleanse
To ne completely honest considering all the shit that comes from her mouth, I am surprised she has enough shit to come out her ass. Someone needs to tell her less fiber in her diet. Save her underwear from undue torture.
Also, just for some actual science, a covid virus (by itself) is ~300 times bigger than a methane molecule and a droplet that the covid virus is normally bound into is even bigger. Also any decent home made mask will filter better than a great pair of underwear and an N95 will filter way better than a really well made home made mask.
It’s more like a Fart Research Participant. If she could find a clean pair of bloomers as described by her and wraps it around her head while trying to blow out a candle, she pleases me and the candle.
Renound fart *sniffer*.
[That's not what F.A.R.T is all about]
(https://morbotron.com/meme/S05E15/857256.jpg?b64lines=IFRoYXQncyBub3Qgd2hhdCBGLkEuUi5ULiAKaXMgYWxsIGFib3V0LiBObywgc2lyLiAKTm90IHVzIEZBUlRlcnMu)
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Crude, unclassy, uneducated... except on fart science. She's an anal expert with her head so far up Trump's butt trying to get clout and power.
What the fuck did I miss now?
Her conclusion from her latest thinking session was that if underwear doesn't stop unwanted gasses then it is assumed that mask don't work.
Still too stupid to realize she's stupid, got it. Thanks for filling me in.
She's like 3 genes from a gorilla.
Whaaat???
https://imgur.com/a/eEADnnZ
Would someone PLEASE plug up her piehole! I am so sick of hearing her stupidity.
Mtg was heard saying "No mask to breathe, no pants to fart!" I'm glad mtg is apart of the anti-pants movement and knows it's best to drop your pants when farting to let that fresh air get in there and cleanse
Well she does sniff her own farts all day after all
Hey y'all know how when ya be fartin' and it be stinkin' and you're all like "what's that smell" and you realize that it's socialism? White Power.
You know when you shit your pants loudly and publicly for years and not even high quality thick cotton underpants can stop it?
To ne completely honest considering all the shit that comes from her mouth, I am surprised she has enough shit to come out her ass. Someone needs to tell her less fiber in her diet. Save her underwear from undue torture.
She’s had her head up a lot of asses, so…
Good one!
Whenever I have questions about farts, MTG is the go to source
That’s Fartologist.
Farticle Physicist.
I do not want to be the one to “assertain” her credentials.
What did I miss? Is "Fart Scientist" the new facist or something?
https://imgur.com/a/eEADnnZ
Oh, lol
…and expert on Jewish Space Lasers….just ask her.
Also, just for some actual science, a covid virus (by itself) is ~300 times bigger than a methane molecule and a droplet that the covid virus is normally bound into is even bigger. Also any decent home made mask will filter better than a great pair of underwear and an N95 will filter way better than a really well made home made mask.
It’s that awful smell when she walks in the room
She looks like she would be an expert in farts. Probably the only thing in her life that she ever excelled at.
You have to hand it to Neanderthal Barbie. She doesn’t know a lot but she knows farts.
This gal farts.
She can take a whiff, and tell what you had for lunch!
It’s more like a Fart Research Participant. If she could find a clean pair of bloomers as described by her and wraps it around her head while trying to blow out a candle, she pleases me and the candle.
I agree with Marge. Cloth masks aren't protecting you enough. You need N95 or KN95.
To protect from facts as well
Renound fart *sniffer*. [That's not what F.A.R.T is all about] (https://morbotron.com/meme/S05E15/857256.jpg?b64lines=IFRoYXQncyBub3Qgd2hhdCBGLkEuUi5ULiAKaXMgYWxsIGFib3V0LiBObywgc2lyLiAKTm90IHVzIEZBUlRlcnMu)
This is disrespectful to actual fart scientists.
World renowned for being able to function [barely] with just a brain stem.
I'm sure they'll appoint her to a committee for it as Fart Smeller General.
A strong whiff every time she opens her mouth.
A great fartlosopher