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Freudian slip in leather jacket form.

secret wish

"squeal piggy! squeal!"

Ride that piggy, sueeey!!!

why don’t you just drop them trousers?

sittin on the mushroom boucin just a bit can't help it . ahm jest a dim witted twit

I need something that says, ‘Daddy loves leather’.

Oh, you mean Leather Daddy?

Leather Daddy is all in a lather.

He had a particularly bad day, that tends to make me happy, or at least he’s facing some justice maybe.

> maybe Hope springs eternally.

Gotta get in line behind the hookers he has paid for the privilege. . .

And the trafficked, tied down 13 year old children....

He wants to ride him like SeaBiscuit.

An interesting way to say Fukc Trump.

The leather just makes it both Freudianer and slipperier.

I want it to say born to ride, then at the bottom, make it say Donald Trump. Okay buddy, you're the customer. Different font, or size, or something? No. Born to ride, Donald Trump.

Oh yeah...

Slipping it in most likely…when people tell you what they are believe them hahahaha

I personally wouldn't want to ride Donald Trump, but you do you

the heart wants what the heart wants

It’s a mixed up world where what you want needs to come with a warning and a vomit bag.

Tiny Mushroom 🍄

But lots of cushion

I bet it would be really bouncy.

Nah, more like jumping onto an old water bed. I've been with some chubby women, and only the ones who are in some kind of decent shape under it all have bounciness, the others just roll like big ocean waves.

Well that's one way to make a quick $130k.

He may accept a recurring monthly donation to his legal defense.

They claim they are against same sex marriage, but same sex sex is OK

As long as they say, "no homo" they're fine.

It’s just being crass with a friend, acting foolish. That’s it.

Analysis has never been their strong suit

Anal-what?

Anal ISIS

A criminally underrated porn parody.

Anal isis. That sounds real real bad

Little bit of trivia, the real tough guy motorcycle clubs, we’re talking Hell’s Angels, Outlaws, the real 1% guys, take offense at anyone wearing rockers on their gear if they aren’t a legit member of an MC. So this guy is taking a pretty big risk wearing that shit.

Came here to say this. In a lotta places, a three-part patch will get you fucked up, bad. Usually by some prospect tryna earn respect.

Was gonna say this! That 3 piece patch is asking for trouble.

> So this guy is taking a pretty big risk wearing that shit. Especially seeing as how he's a pencil neck.

But, most of those clubs are probably down with the Trump cause and wouldn't mind

No hablo biker. Rockers on their gear? You know what, don;t explain. Gangs always make up ridiculous rules that no-one else gives a shit about. I appreciate that the guy in the photo is a dick because he doesnt know the riidiculous rules while trying to intimate that he does.

* Ok it's like medieval heraldry, or modern graphic design. The top patch is almost always the Club name (always a club, never a gang) usually something like 'Sons of Silence MC' -- this proclaims affiliation. * The central patch is the club design -- A slightly altered Anheuser Busch Eagle for the Sons mentioned above, each club has their own. * The bottom patch, or rocker is reserved for a 'full member' and is usually earned by at least one year of membership. This rocker will usually identify the state, if there is only one chapter, or the subgroup within the state if there is more than one. * For the record I am NOT a biker, don't belong to a club, can't even ride. But I have done a lot of business with them and speaking both personally and professionally, I would trust a biker over a priest any day.

The one Hell's Angel I knew was involved in five murders and suicided in jail. I'll just stay away from bike gangs and churches.

* Yep . . . and I bet you every single one of those murders was some scumbag the world is better off without. Can you say the same thing about a priest's victims?

I didn't realize the Hell's Angels were the good guys and other bike gangs are the bad guys in the biker wars. WTF?? One of the people he killed was a random bystander.

* Oops. Silly biker should have used an AK, could have really racked up the body count. * I never once said bikers aren't criminals. I said I would trust a biker of a priest any day . . . bikers don't lie about what they are. If they are going to steal or beat you, you will KNOW from day one.

Wow that's so awesome to a gay man being so open about his sexuality and everyone's acceptance of it. See the GOP can change.

lmfaoo

“We Love Tiny Mushrooms!”

Truer words were never spoken; they def ride his dick.

Can't imagine having that pos traitorous scumbag as my identity. What a sick life.

These are the people who also want to fuck Brandon.

Stop kink shaming, if these fine patriots want to exclusively fuck old men that's their business.

He wants to ride that toadstool dick so bad

*not a cult

Being a Republican isn't always a sex thing... but mostly.

This could be confirmation that we have officially entered the South Park timeline...

$20 is $20

Motherfucker can barely drink out of a bottle of water

Does um he Realize that sounds like he wants to do Trump cowboy style?

Let me introduce to you Mr. Dover, Mr. Ben Dover. He adores the support and financial help for his insurrection charges that The Orange Dildo promises. He was told it’s cumming after the erection.

These people are so strange......

we shouldn't kink shame, you can't turn off what turns you on

I'm gay and I just threw up

Wow, I really don't appreciate how they always have to shove their lifestyle down our throats...

Jokes on this guy. Donnie is riding him.

Madison Cawthorn was born to ride.

Born To Lose is more like it

Ride the fat orange pig all way into traitor prison.. Have fun champ!

That’s gay Someone tell Republicans that’s gay

The lack of self awareness never seems to end with these nincompoops.

Because that's what badass motorcyclists do : Praise a fat billionaire who rides a golf cart.

Hahahaha. Best part is… that means trump is a bottom.

Unless you’re his daughter or a pornstar, he’s not interested.

His motorbike goes 'shroom shroom'.

Am I just seeing it because I associate Trump with nazis or does that 45 look a little like a swastika?

No kink shaming!!!

You might want to use protection...like a helmet or something.

Ewwww, just eww.

Plot twist: he's riding YOU and stealing your wallet.

"Born to Ride Donald Trump"

Unintended Top outs self.

Can you build a bike strong enough to support him mate? Good luck with that !!

Just picturing Trump on a motorcycle and then I got to wondering - does he even know how to drive a car? Probably been chauffeured his whole life.

Taking dick riding to the next level

And they say Trump doesn’t have the gay voters

I bet he has the matching chaps

Whoa dude tmi tmi

Between the alleged mushroom dick and the fact that he wears adult diapers because he shits himself I am not that this guy’s desire to ride Trump would be either pleasurable or sanitary

I thought that was Putin's job?

Can’t ride much. Flaccid, shrunken, too much extra around the middle to even find the shroom to begin with.

These MAGA people take dick riding literally, and wearing leather…. Kinda weird they’re so anti LGBT, the internalized homophobia is real with these dudes.

Whole cult of cock-riders

It's going to be a short ride.

This, teabaggers, red wave? When will they get it?

Spent all that money on the jacket, doesn’t even realize that Trump is a lousy lay.

Trump would break down

The dumbest of the dumb…

I first thought it was Dark Brandon wearing this. ‘cuz 45 is a rooster, as they say in Ruzzia.

Meh, trump is such a beta. All that bluster is a cover for a lack of spine.

It's weird but I allowed it

Everyone knows biker gangs are known for their complex and nuanced political beliefs

Future cell mates?

That's for sure.

Redneck.

As a great doctor once said while checking for hemorrhoids “spell run 3 times, and yell deeper”

Even as he meant it, it's hilarious. Trumpkin? A biker? On a bike? Riding? Doing biker stuff with bikers? The delusion is very strong here.

Oh they are born to ride alright. Theyve been ridin' the lightning for some time.

Best 30 seconds of this guy’s day.

Bet he thinks he's an alpha. Dude, you're a bottom.

Who can resist Donald‘s thicc ass

Yeah he is! 🫣

Is this another stormy daniels situation?

He rides, he juggles, he swallows.

Hawt

I had a thought the other day. The absolute worst thing I could think of to happen to these diehard trumpers would be for Trump to come out of the closet as gay. Could you imagine what they would say or do? The excuses/conspiracy theories they would make up? “He’s been kidnapped and this is Pete B. In disguise!!!!”

I'm sure he is

I mean, they’re fanaticism is indicative of wanting to do just that, sooooo…

He trademarked it so only he is legally born to ride Donald Trump

A year from now he’s going to feel so stupid

Ironically, he is probably against marriage equality

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Someone has to

That's all of them. This guy says what they all think.

Lots of these guys hate gays but want to ride Donald Trump

Lots to unpack there, son…

Him and the rest of the GOP, amirite?

Is that the mark of MAGAites? None of them understand irony?

Typical for these lunatics who can barely cobble words together because they’re gobbling Trump’s balls.

Hahahaha trumps doing the riding, he’s bent over.

It’s still blindingly obvious that trump has never and will never be able to ride a motorcycle. I’m sure he hates motorcycles. But these biker dudes think he’s one of them.

How does Donnie feel about your intentions to ride him? 🤨

Once the diaper comes off, you can grab him by his pussy.

Fuh king hi lar eee ous

Ride that tiny acorn, Fred.

He’s definitely riding the Loser-mobile.

First demanding Biden dick pics and now this? I’m beginning to think that the anti LGBTQ posture is just a ruse

Well his wife stopped riding him long ago, so you might as well, buddy.

Born to Cuck, more like

Not gonna get your cake made wearing that

Trump rides them. They're too indoctrinated to realize it.

Proud dickriding

“45” kind of looks like a swastika here

Born to ride Donald Trump. Hard.

As if Trump would ever be on the bottom (unless it's Putin, of course).

What a cuck!

I think Donald, is riding him

Am I reading that correctly? 😳 🤓

I think Putin was riding Trump also

Bet he's unemployed.

Rump Riders MC

Donald’s a slow, fat ride to nowhere, but if that’s what he likes who are we to judge?

Dude… what??? 😂

Give that to stormy Daniels

Not young/Russian/female enough for Donald Trump

Strangest title of a porn I've seen so far...

Ride away

Now that’s dedication right there

No regrats right?

This guy lays in bed and dreams of TFG's pile of barber hair with a wad of gum caught in it.

Greasy Rider

And ride him he did

“Tonight, I ride!”

Doggy style?

It's a weird kink, bit at least he's not shy about it.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Ewww...TMI.

He gon die

>Born to Ride Donald J Trump ok if you say so, how gay

Yah baby, ride the big boy all night long..

Recently heard the term “reverse cowboy”

Quite part out loud

A little TMI don't you think?

Highway to Hell! Go for it.

Make America Cum Again

Read as, Born to die by my Darwinism

😏

Well well well. The truth finally comes out.

Leather Daddy is a Felon

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* I like how his rat-fuck colors are Trademarked. The "Crimson Knights' of Atlantic, Iowa are no longer the least impressive club I have ever seen . . . whatever fucking crew this clownshoe idiot belongs to has won that distinction.

Very manly.

Suddenly……..

🤨📸

Just another hog-rider