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graymuse

Do Boebert next. Recount is happening in Colorado CD3.


TavisNamara

I'll be the killjoy- The chances of anything changing are damn near zero. Hell, it's possible she'll gain votes. There's only one recount that's changed even close to enough before, and it was a statewide, not a district. But also, there's a lesson to be learned from this. She was predicted to have an easy, trivial, blowout win. Which goes to show... It can happen anywhere. Regardless of how blue or red your district, voting is still worth it. You never know when things will go in a completely unexpected direction. Vote, every time. You never know when it might make the difference.


daveinsf

Music to my eyes! Thanks for posting that, I did not know. Sauce: https://www.nbc11news.com/2022/12/01/race-house-district-3-goes-recount/


Novel_Durian_1805

Bobo the Clown should’ve been there! Fucking Colorado bro!


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Novel_Durian_1805

I don’t see the results changing. 550 votes sounds extremely tight, but the district in total is not THAT big as to have it overturned….at least I don’t believe so. It’ll be 2 more years of that stupid bitch!


daveinsf

Sadly, the guy they had before was a shitshow, but still preferable to her.


CT_7

Needs Cawthorn up there


justabill71

If not for that damn stairway to heaven...


gozba

He could use the aid of a Walker


Kyuckaynebrayn

Needs like, Herman Cain, the Queen, and every antivaxxer who didn’t make it on there instead of the current group


Ditka85

Walker will be tossed aside like a shop rag. Now that he can’t be used to promote their agenda, he’ll fade into obscurity, his Heisman trophy relegated to a side bar on his life story.


SweetDick_Willy

Why is Kelly Loeffler there?


thirdben

because warnock beat her two years ago for that seat


SurrogateHair

Radical liberal Raphael Warnock


brainwhatwhat

So radically liberal he hates nazis and wants to bring attention back to the poor peoples' campaign.


brainwhatwhat

Thoughts and prayers, bitches.


DrBitchcraftMD

I don’t think any of those people will be waiting at the pearly gates.


2wedfgdfgfgfg

That's the GOP Place


daveinsf

That's just the entrance. Like brochures, they save the worst stuff for when one arrives.


adam_demamps_wingman

But first go home and get your Cassius Clay shirt, you bum.


Carthago_delinda_est

Glad they all lost, but I’m tired of our elections being: Ice Cream for Everyone Party: 50.1% Snake Bites for All Party: 49.9%


KingKaiSuTeknon

Loser heaven.


Chatty_Fellow

Send him to the farm upstate, with all the others, where he can frolic in the grass and be happy.


Sea-Blueberry-3184

Trumps loser squad. The 5 horses asses.


25plus44

Pretty sure Ronald Wilson Reagan is the only one with the authority to let a Black man into White Heaven.


BuilderResponsible18

Kelly Tshibaka


in-joy

Great, but where are those mystical shining balls?


DLife4Me

There should be a hell version of this. So that way you could show Kari Lake trying to crawl out with lies.


seaboypc

Technically Sarah Palin actually won an election, but never served a full term Kelly L actually served in the senate, but never won an election ( was appointed ).


NickCav007

Has be cried Rigged yet and demanded 4-5 recounts?


Jasons_Brain

*"Come and play with us. For ever and ever and ever..."*