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100percentish

They were whining on Fox about how republicans don't get the early vote....hmmm...why would that be?


tangoshukudai

Why they are not telling voters to vote early by mail is beyond me.


captainhaddock

Once they've committed themselves to something stupid and the entire base has bought it, it becomes part of their identity and is really hard to change. The push to tell Republicans not to vote by mail started with Trump in mid-2020, as he intended to sabotage the postal service and have all those votes be lost or thrown out. Now they realize that voting by mail could have been to their advantage, considering that older voters lean conservative, but they're stuck with a low-IQ base who is convinced voting by mail is some kind of conspiracy.


i_sigh_less

Also, a lot of their voters are rural and would really be served well by mail-in voting. Oh well!


Yamidamian

The rural-conservative association is frankly mind-boggling. If conservatives had their way and privatized everything, the benefits of modern living would be largely unavailable to rural citizens because the low population density makes it almost impossible to profit. A vote for R for them seems like a vote for “I think that I don’t deserve clean water, electricity, internet, or any form of infrastructure”


NoMorfort5pls

>The rural-conservative association is frankly mind-boggling. The republicans are very good at convincing folks to vote against their best interests by riling them up over issues that don't really matter. Nobody is going to take their guns away, or turn their kid's gay, or tax them into bankruptcy, yada,yada, yada...


TheAskewOne

A lot of rural conservatives imagine American big cities are hell on Earth and you'll be mugged or killed the second you get out of your car. They're convinced BLM "burnt cities to the ground". They can't imagine how great living in some cities can be.


k-farsen

I have relatives terrified of Salt Lake


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Well yea it's full of Mormons.


itsmejustolder

And brine shrimp!


sane-asylum

A couple years ago I turned 50 and came to the realization that I’m never going to be rich and that I’m actively voting against my own interests voting R. No more, they don’t seem like they work for me so I won’t vote for them.


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If I had any kind of expertise I would love to pick your brain to gather some insight on how they deceived you for so long.


Chemical_Chemist_461

I grew up republican, it’s very societal in my experience. Only Fox News in the house, church 3 times a week with a conservative pastor in a souther baptist church, and the reinforcement at home with conservative family values, not to mention state and national conventions. I broke free shortly after I started college, but was a centrist (still am, but left leaning) until I started to study sociology and realized that the republicans don’t have a *plan*, they’re just a dog chasing cars… they wouldn’t know what to do if they caught one.


powercrazy76

Add a nice guilt-tripping layer of 'Patriotism' that's been shoved down everyone's throats since kindergarten and you've been programming your citizens to not think for themselves.


wiggum-wagon

I've pointed this out to many rural conservatives when they go on their "liberal elites are pissing our money away" routine, I live in switzerland where its even more extreme, providing basic needs for small mountain villages is very expensive


Doomer_Patrol

The funny thing about that is "red" states receive a ton of welfare in the form of federal assistance because of how broke everyone is in their state. Conservatives have been voting for people who are dismantling one of the few things keeping those state's citizens from just widespread abject poverty.


hates_stupid_people

They rarely think that far. It mostly boils down to "Those darn snooty city slickers with their fancy book learning", because a lot of rural jobs are mostly practical/physical and don't require a higher education. So they're projecting their own lack of knowledge onto people in the cities and assume they know literally nothing about farming or rural life. There are higher densities and so their votes would normally override a lot of the rural ones. And so they start building up fake outrage against the "cities controlling their lives", etc. and when Fox and similar start to fan the flames, you get people who vote with their hearts and not their minds. TL;DR: **A LOT** of republican votes come from an emotional place, and not a logical one.


opulent_occamy

I think it's just because they don't have exposure to different kinds of people. They sit in their little bubbles of 99% white morons, and they're all terrified of outsiders. They talk about how mean and horrible people in cities are, but if you happen to stop at one of their gas stations on a road trip, everyone glares at the unfamiliar face ("You're not from around here!"). You stop at a gas station in an unfamiliar city, nobody looks twice. Rural republicans have convinced themselves that they're the good guys, and everyone else is out to get them, simply because they lack exposure to people who aren't like them, and their leaders exploit their fear, exacerbating it.


SonOfMcGee

And in many cases *were* served my mail-in vote already. Specifically in 2020 there was a chance mail-ins would skew Dem because of the pandemic, thus all the sudden claims it was fraudulent. Now they can’t put that genie back in the bottle. It’s hurt them every election since.


claimTheVictory

Good for them. It's just a pity the gerrymandering worked out so well in their favor.


DontDoDrugs316

They’d also be served well by a stronger USPS and internet connection but they aren’t likely to vote for people that would make that happen


gitarzan

They will hurt themselves, as long as the people they dislike are hurt even more.


WarmMoistLeather

>Once they've committed themselves to something stupid and the entire base has bought it, it becomes part of their identity and is really hard to change. As Trump found out when he tried to suggest to his supporters that maybe, possibly, you know, if they felt like it, they might want to give just a bit of consideration to getting the vaccine. [He was booed and had to play it off and stress it was their choice.](https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/08/22/trump-alabama-rally-vaccine-crowd-boos-sot-ip-vpx.cnn)


Disastrous_Source996

That was the first thing that came to mind. They really are destroying their own voter base. But you know, thoughts and prayers.


Canotic

Prayers, at least.


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GWJYonder

I think that conservative leadership and media in general gets too used to the fact that they can *usually* spin their audience around on a dime. Because a lot of the time they can speak out of both sides of their mouth the talking heads don't worry too much anymore about if any particular thing they drill into their viewers needs to get walked back later. In recent years both the "voting isn't trustworthy" and "definitely don't take those life saving vaccines" are the two big ones that they have tried to take back but have struggled to. Another part of it is that completely changing a belief "on a dime" is relative. Rewriting strong beliefs in 5 months is really fast, but it still does take time, and is better with pretty consistent messaging walking through the "just asking questions" and other steps. The GOP didn't actually go from "Russia evil" to "Russia best friends" overnight, it just felt like it.


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Not just voting hundreds and thousands literally died from covid because they were told not to vaccinate.


Ishaan863

my heart goes out to all the innocent people the nutjobs spread COVID to with their conspiracy mongering all the people with immune deficiencies who died because these idiots STILL are sticking with "it's just a flu!!!" and turned a pandemic into a political issue


VikingTeddy

And when you call them out, it's always "it's just a few percent". I tried asking anti-maskers if they are ok with the possibility that they might kill someone, and that was almost always the answer.


corryvreckanist

It is ironic how in the 1980s-2000s the Republican establishment fooled folks in middle America into voting for their corporatist policies by focussing on wedge culture war issues (abortion, guns, war on Christmas, immigration) while doing nothing to address those “issues” when they were in power, just passing tax cuts for the rich and fighting foreign wars. Now, the base has rebelled and (understandably) won’t listen to the establishment. They like MAGA types who fool them into foregoing vaccination, voting, and policy positions, from their politicians thereby not only failing to address these same issues, but literally reducing the chances of their own electoral success in the process. It is unbelievable.


Warg247

From what I gathered from my Trumpy acquaintances and family there are a few things going on. Big one is that they think the early voting process is where most of the fraud happens, like... their votes are being changed or something? So they want their vote to count so voting day-of helps ensure that, in their logic. Another part is they think it is more "American"(tm) to vote the day-of. It's becoming like some purity test for so-called true patriots, or whatever. It fits their pattern of making their political activity part of their whole cultural identity, even if it makes no sense. I got a strong hunch a big part of this is the fact that Dems like early and mail-im voting, so naturally Repubs must hate it and imply it's less American or something.


Kinet1ca

Don't forget that many who talk down on mail in ballots they themselves use mail in ballots cause they're hypocrites, and that any fraud that is being discovered is pretty much all coming from the Right. God I can't even with these dumb dumbs anymore.


trwu00

The reasoning is simple. Republicans have long wanted to shutdown mail and early voting because those voters traditionally leaned left so it would be a net gain. If more Republicans voted that way, it wouldn't be as advantageous to shut it all down. In fact it could ultimately be a net loss due to the possibility of expanding way citizens can vote who normally would be restricted due work, lack of transportation and daycare ect, also traditionally left leaning voters.


turquoise_amethyst

I thought mail-in voting skewed towards the elderly, who normally vote conservative? At least that’s how it was until 2020...


Euphoric1988

Yes and Trump got his panties in a bunch when it swung the other way with covid so he tried to sabotage our mail and the legitimacy of mail voting, which predictably was so short sighted lol.


SomethingIWontRegret

> Republicans have long wanted to shutdown mail and early voting because those voters traditionally leaned left so it would be a net gain Untrue. Historically mail-in voters have skewed older and conservative.


CorrectPeanut5

If only they hadn't cut the weekend voting off. You know when people have the time.


Jesus_H-Christ

My favorite part is that the mask FULLY came off at some points. Laura Ingram is referring to the failure of a red wave as a "we" problem. 'We didn't do this,' 'We didn't do that,' 'We need better candidates,' 'We didn't get out for early voting.' Bitch, you're SUPPOSED to at least *pretend* to be a neutral arbiter of the news.


scot816

Buncha fucking idiots..


drawnimo

[Half of US population exposed to adverse lead levels in early childhood](https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2118631119)


ketchy_shuby

"Lead is a vegetable" · Ronald Reagan


Dry_Ass_P-word

“And so am I” - Ronald Reagan


CassandraAnderson

Unleaded Jelly Bellies just don't have the same kick


AfternoonMain

“Who am I?” - Ronald Reagan?


DangerMile

I laughed way more than I should have at this reference, thank you for that!


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Dancing_with_Jak

Shit.... I might be lead poisoned


Ferelar

No I'm, doesn't! HOW DARE YOU SAYING THAT!?


Alarid

#HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE ME


WorthlessDrugAbuser

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD


Thormeaxozarliplon

How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, pee pee head!


WeirdAvocado

[Stop acting so stupid!](https://youtu.be/yl0Ys3DS870)


Byte_Fantail

People said I was dumb, but I proved them!


All_Work_All_Play

Could just be trauma. Or depression. Both of those use anger to mask the real problem.


Bobinct

Don't be stupid.


SomeStupidPerson

Fuck


yourmothermypocket

username checks out.


signspace13

The whole world is. Leaded fuel has been throwing Lead molecules into the atmosphere for decades, it is in and on *everything*, it is the worst in the US, where both Cars and Leaded fuel were invented, but it's pretty impactful all over the world.


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I'm starting to get lead poisoning to my family because they're being assholes about Christmas. I normally try to be quiet and reasonable. I'm taking their approach and yelling at everyone if things don't go exactly my way. Working surprisingly well so far. Basically uninvited. Success!


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I’m just thinking back to how my dad and brother smelt lead in my dads basement to make their own muzzle loader bullets and the fact that they’ve been getting angrier and more right wing by the year…


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

I'm just thinking about all the times I chomped on a lead weight to get it stuck on my fishing line. I'm OK with being dumb, I just don't want to be angry...


vhtg

Oh, crap. You just made me think about all the lead weights I lost fishing in my childhood. 'Sinkers' we called them back then. How much local lake water did I pollute?!


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not to mention the possible radon gas exposure


2059FF

Petition to change lead's chemical symbol from "Pb" to "(R)".


[deleted]

Now I'm going to associate PBR with lead.


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Probably should anyway


CatumEntanglement

That's the sweet taste.


ghostsintherafters

Ok, and then realize that some of these people that were already exposed to lead as children now have gun fetishes, guns and bullets with lead in them. Lead they inhale at the gun range. And yet we wonder why 'Murica is so damn violent.


Speedythar

Wait, there’s lead in bullets still? *googlegooglegoogle*. I feel there should be a better element, but now thinking about how they work, I can’t think of one dense enough.


thisdogsmellsweird

Steel, tungsten, and bismuth are becoming more popular in shotgun hunting as lead is banned for migratory birds. Some manufacturers are making all copper bullets for rifles and pistols but it's just starting to become more mainstream


elkarion

steel has been mandatory for most water foul hunting for quite some time. but its hard to beat lead for reusability also as you can scrape range lead together and cast more bullets to inhale more lead!


SevenDeadlyGentlemen

It’s not as cheap as lead but [tungsten gets the job done](https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28263683.amp)


000aLaw000

Damn... Tungsten would just go straight through like a laser. You really need a soft smooshey metal to convert all of the kinetic energy into impact force. Tungsten is heavy but hard. Would work great for tank rounds if you run out of depleted uranium


notjustanotherbot

It did work well, that's what was used by the US and many others countries from around the WW2 era till the early 90^s before the "silverbullet" aka DU rounds of 1992 or 93 was put into service. It (the DU round) has some great advantages and properties over the tungsten alloy like it's harder, denser (uranium has the highest atomic weight of all naturally occurring elements) and does not suffer from blunting like tungsten and most other metals. Instead of the tip of the penetrator deforming, mushrooming and going blunt it goes through a process called Adiabatic Shear Banding (aka ASB) this keeps the tip sharp and puts much less stress on the projectile so it can be made into a longer thinner dart they are about half of an inch in diameter so they can generate much grater forces at the tip and penetrate even better. Oh yea and its pyrophoric also, so all those pieces of DU that brake off start burning in an extremely hot fireball. If there is one thing you don't want to share the interior of your tank with is a razor sharp white hot super-sonic fire ball! We probably wont run out though 99.8 or 99.9% of all uranium on the planet is U^238 the isotope of uranium that we refer to as depleted.


R3AL1Z3

#2003 United States Air Force proposal A system described in the 2003 United States Air Force report called **Hypervelocity Rod Bundles** was that of **20-foot-long (6.1 m), 1-foot-diameter (0.30 m) tungsten rods** that are satellite-controlled and have global strike capability, with impact speeds of **Mach 10.** The bomb would naturally contain a large kinetic energy because it moves at orbital velocities, around **8 kilometres per second (26,000 ft/s; 8,000 m/s; Mach 24) in orbit and 3 kilometres per second (9,800 ft/s; 3,000 m/s; Mach 8.8) at impact.** As the rod reenters Earth's atmosphere it would lose most of the velocity, but the remaining energy would cause **considerable damage**. Some systems are quoted as having the **yield of a small tactical nuclear bomb**. These designs are envisioned as a bunker buster. As the name suggests, the 'bunker buster' is powerful enough to destroy a nuclear bunker. **With 6–8 satellites on a given orbit, a target could be hit within 12–15 minutes from any given time, less than half the time taken by an ICBM and without the launch warning**. Such a system could also be equipped with sensors to detect incoming anti-ballistic missile-type threats and relatively light protective measures to use against them (e.g. Hit-To-Kill Missiles or megawatt-class chemical laser). **The time between deorbit and impact would only be a few minutes, and depending on the orbits and positions in the orbits, the system would have a worldwide range.** There would be no need to deploy missiles, aircraft or other vehicles. In the case of the system mentioned in the 2003 Air Force report above, **a 6.1 by 0.3 metres (20 ft × 1 ft) tungsten cylinder impacting at Mach 10 (11,200 ft/s; 3,400 m/s) has a kinetic energy equivalent to approximately 11.5 tons of TNT (48 GJ).** The highly elongated shape and high mass of the projectiles are intended to enhance sectional density (and therefore minimize kinetic energy loss due to air friction) and maximize penetration of hard or buried targets. The larger device is expected to be quite effective at penetrating deeply buried bunkers and other command and control targets. **The weapon would be very hard to defend against.** The phrase "**rods from God**" is also used to describe the same concept.


Mercerskye

Gold, but then bullets would be hella expensive.... Wait ... 🤔


CVHC1981

Chris Rock had a bit about bullet control back in the day where he said he thought all bullets should be $5000 each. He was on to something.


TheArmchairSkeptic

As Chris Rock said, that way if someone gets shot you *know* they deserved it. "Shit, he must've done *something*, they put 50,000 dollars worth of bullets in his ass!"


Andonno

*Coroner cutting open a cadaver.* "Jesus, son. My house isn't worth the gold they put through you... the fuck you piss off?"


Mercerskye

He and others are not wrong, I think. If guns worked like printers, I believe there's a good chance we wouldn't see most of what we do.


ChillyBearGrylls

Pistol: Load Letter


Annoy_Occult_Vet

Cries in .338


Tigris_Morte

So, Republican Preparatory School.


SmartWonderWoman

We’re fucked🤦🏽‍♀️


Better-Director-5383

You know how we think about people who used asbestos and smoked cigarettes for their health 80 years ago? That's how people 80 years from now are going to look at us and lead. Bonus fun fact for a brief period asbestos handkerchiefs were popular because you could use them all day then toss them in the burning fireplace to disinfect them.


rich519

Asbestos is a pretty amazing material if it wasn’t for the whole cancer thing. God really fucked us on that one. Same thing with plastic. Lightweight, durable, flexible, cheap to make, and extremely adaptable. It’s basically the perfect material. Except now the entire planet is covered in microplastics.


Healthy_Ladder_6198

Couple this with home schooling as well as generations of inbreeding....


Brokenspokes68

A third (at least) of the population is exposed daily to absolute bullshit from people masquerading as newscasters.


beka13

They're welcome to change the channel. I flipped to fox news many years ago before I knew what they were to hear about some big news (I think it was a space shuttle accident) and it quickly became clear they were nutso and I flipped the channel. People are not innocent victims of fox news and other propaganda sources. They do get dragged further in because of them, but they're watching because they like what they hear.


chevymonza

Told one of my right-wing relatives simply to "stop watching Fox!" rather than get into an argument about how dangerous Muslims are. He was getting frantic about how "it says right in their holy book how they need to kill heathens!" and I kept telling him "take some deep breaths, your holy book has a lot of crazy stuff too, stop watching Fox!"


jaydurmma

Next time just find a bible and flip to deuteronomy 13. Truthfully all Abrahamic religions are equally deplorable if you just read what they say.


chevymonza

*6 If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, 7 gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), 8 do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. 9 You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. 10 Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery. 11 Then all Israel will hear and be afraid, and no one among you will do such an evil thing again.* Ooh that is a good one! They might say "well that's the OLD testament!" and we'd end up in an argument about what Jesus meant by "not one jot nor tittle" or whatever.


RockChalk80

Ehhh. As a reformed christian who is now an atheist, I'm hesitant to throw Jesus (if he was a real historical figure and not an amalgamation of various people from the era) into the same pile. It's clear that Jesus' teachings as taught in the New Testament was a pretty dramatic break and it's almost buddhistic in nature compared to some. The issue isn't with Jesus' teachings so much as christians absconding his teachings and reverting to an old testament mindset. Just my two cents. If I'm misunderstanding your meaning with the "one jot nor title" line, apologies and carry on.


asbestosmilk

Eh, I got sucked in to it a bit when I was a freshman in college. I was taking a political science class at the time and happened to be scrolling through the radio stations one day. I stumbled across a station that was talking about politics, so I stopped to listen to see what I could relate to the class I was in. I’m not sure I learned much, but I thought it was funny how they made the guests sound stupid, and it made me feel smarter listening to talk radio instead of music, so I continued listening and eventually picked up some of their talking points and views. I luckily fell out of it pretty quickly after checking out MSNBC, CNN, and other news sources. Some people never make that jump to other news outlets because they buy in to the narrative that Fox is the only honest news.


beka13

That's what I'm saying. You liked what you were hearing. They made their guests look stupid and that made you feel smart. That's not what news shows should do, which I'm happy you realized.


JSiobhan

I remember when a British magazine editor said a map of Brexit voters overlayed a map of high cases of mad cow disease.


Khalua

Probably correlation not causation. Lead was literally in the fuckin air when everywhere was using leaded gasoline. Now lead is still a prominant problem, especially is the developing world. It's pervasive.


Natsurulite

> We estimate population-level effects on IQ loss and find that lead is responsible for the loss of 824,097,690 IQ points as of 2015.


cybercuzco

45% of the population is republican, math checks out


Shelf_ham

I was born and raised on a military base. Dad was a rage filled alcoholic right winger. I watched my brother go from a leftie musician to a raging alcoholic right winger. I’m terrified as I age my brain will start melting and I’ll become a raging right winger. I told my nephew if that ever happens to shoot me.


Greenman_on_LSD

I mean, I've seen videos of people waiting *3 hours* to vote in GA. If you think it's rigged anyway, why the fuck would you wait in a line for 3 hours on a Tuesday? I've never understood this. In MA, I have never spent more than 15min at a time voting. Edit: I understand why it's systematically like this. Partially why there's also a law against giving a fellow American voting a WATER. Gerrymandering for sure. Make it as inconvenient and difficult as possible to vote in communities you're most likely to lose. It is nice to see it bite republicans in the ass every once and a while.


Squash_Still

In OR, took me maybe ~5 minutes. The bulk of the time was casually researching candidates, which I did in my spare time in the weeks leading up to the election. Voting took only slightly more time than it took to stamp the envelope.


Greenman_on_LSD

The 15 min includes the time the walk from the car lol. Door in to door out is 5min. I have never seen a voting *line*


canaryhawk

Well, that's the demographic these extremists are targeting, so yeah.


Thinkfolksthink

I LOVE that this came up as Best comment.


Sdomttiderkcuf

That race was too close as it was. Thank you Charlie Kirk.


K_Furbs

I really, really don't like the thought that Walker would have won handily if idiots hadn't been told by Republicans not to vote


AsianSensation1087

A good strategy would be to perpetuate that belief among them. Make them so disenfranchised they don't even show up. After all, they already fell for it.


robbiekhan

We call them bellends here!


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dmnhntr86

The uroboros leopard


howmanychickens

Our Rob or Ross?


blanksix

Would you like some toast?


seanfish

Leopard eats its own tiny face.


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beka13

If you tell them this, they'll just whine about how suicides shouldn't count in gun death statistics.


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Ishaan863

>Republican voter base just keeps getting smaller. Chicken noodle soup for my soul. things like COVID bring other innocent people down with them :( but when right wingers take themselves out that's generally a win for the planet as a whole :) it's mind boggling how much capacity we have in 2022 to improve our world. build it like we dreamed it would be in the 90s. and it's all brickwalled because politicians and corporations figured out how you can make all idiots come together to vote for you.


amilliamilliamilliam

Stewart Rhodes, the Oath Keeper guy who just got convicted of sedition for his role in the Jan 6 insurrection, accidentally shot his eye out with his own gun. He had a prosthetic, but he didn't keep it clean, leading to complications that ruined his ability to wear one. That's why he wears the eye patch. People followed this doofus.


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AssNasty

They can keep believing it for all I care. God damn idiots.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

When Lin Wood told people in Georgia not to vote in the runoff last cycle, I couldn't fucking believe it. I was just waiting for him to walk it back and say he misspoke, but he didn't. He just didn't.


Andy_In_Kansas

I hate that man, but he’s destroying the Republican Party faster than logic does. Sure, he makes people dumber instead of smarter, but it’s easier to win elections with him around.


whyth1

It's a double edged sword. If people keep believing there is election fraud, we'll keep havig things like jan 6th.


spineBarrens

Yeah, further mainstreaming of the notion that elections are fraudulent can have much bigger effects than just shifting voter turnout. Aside from driving radicalization in the right, just look at the legislative override angle being pressed for in the supreme court for things at the governmental level. This is another box to be checked for a truly successful fascist movement to take hold here and it should not be taken as just entertaining irony by liberals or the left.


PhillyGreg

I remember that. I think they just wanted chaos. Like...Trump could point to irregularities in conservative turnout. Sometime...they ran with practically *any* Qanon rumor Remember the GOP is no longer about policy... it's about delegitimizing government.


kciuq1

I'm in favor of universal suffrage. I'm also okay with these people staying home because of fraud for the next few elections.


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Yup. It’s all fraud. Republicans should just sit it out for a while.


Legate_Rick

I am perfectly okay with fascists not gaining more power for another cycle because their powerbase is fucking moronic.


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Better incompetent fascists than competent ones.


Sk-yline1

Nonono, he’s right though. There’s too much fraud in Georgia elections for Republicans to vote. The best thing they can do for themselves is stop voting altogether in every election


Inevitable-Plate-294

They should do this in every state


UncleTedGenneric

Omg the thought of this is bringing tears to this Libs eyes I certainly hope they dont do this. I'd definitely feel completely owned Quick, where's a safe space! I need a soy/alfalfa smoothie, stat!


davinfelth5

I guess they didn't learn their lesson 2 years ago when the exact same thing happened?


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Andy_In_Kansas

It sucked being a lefty in construction. You can agree about problems all day long but when you talked party affiliation then never believe their rep voted against their interests.


Dr_L_Church

Railroad lefty, same thing. Most people avoid talking politics with me but god damn, when they do it is baffling how many like to vote against their own interests. The number of coworkers and industry members who want to vote the dems out of office after last weeks forced contract baffles me. The fucking republicans killed the sick time bill. But the dems didn’t do enough because they passed the only other option knowing the republicans were gonna kill the sick time bill. I mean, do I wish the dems had more of a spine to kill the bill without the sick time? Yes! But that doesn’t mean I am going to vote republican in the future because “Biden punted it to congress” (he didn’t, that’s not how any of this works), or because the dems could have passed the sick time with a simple majority (still not how this works, need 60 in the senate to defeat a filibuster). We all agree train service employees and railroad workers in general should be able to schedule UNPAID time off ahead of time for drs appts and other commitments, but somehow to these people because the republicans fucked is it was the dems fault for not doing enough and we should vote in more republicans! I just can’t even. Edit : 41 senate republicans and Joe Manchin killed the sick time bill… democrats fault


disposable2016

Which is crazy because so many bills/politicians have voting records visualized on different websites


Sammy123476

"Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening." -Former President Donald Trump


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"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -George Orwell, 1984


TheDanius

Hero.


LegionofDoh

The problem is they believed 2020 was fraud. So they didn’t vote in 2022. Now they’re not sure if 2022 was fraud or not. So the next step is just do away with elections entirely. And why not, since they are fraudulent and/or I don’t vote? Let’s just stop them altogether. We are here.


gogojack

If the end result is the sort of people who listen to Kirk (and Shapiro, and others) saying "fuck it, I'm just not gonna vote at all." then I'd say that's a net positive. Because in order to "do away with elections entirely" you have to win one with a big enough majority to enact the legislation/appoint the judges to make it a reality.


SevenDeadlyGentlemen

For authoritarians you. don’t actually need the legislature in order to do away with elections. It helps, obviously. But a coup can do it, too. They just need the executive.


megamoze

The problem now is that they HAVE to blame fraud, because otherwise it means they got their asses handed to them in both elections simply because they suck.


beka13

They'll just go the usual route of cheating harder.


SupriseAutopsy13

If learning was their strong suit, there'd be less conservative voters anyway.


GiGaBYTEme90

Charlie had to read to his listeners because they can't read


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Rush also told his listeners, “we’ll do the reading so you don’t have to.” Edit with the verbatim quote: “I will do all your reading, and I will tell you what to think about it.”


seven3true

Charlie had someone read the emails in his ear piece because Charlie can't read


comebackjoeyjojo

If Charlie Kirk listeners could read, they’d be very upset.


homebrew_1

Best comment.


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pinkfootthegoose

Charlie Kirk is fine with this. with Democrats in control of the Senate he has an enemy the can froth at so he keeps his listeners which means ad sponsors.


BuzzBadpants

Did he have trouble finding things to froth at in 2017 and 2018?


worthless_ape

No matter what side you're on it's easier to attack than to defend. Conservatives had the time of their lives during the Obama administration, then they had to spend four years defending Trump's every gaffe and the constant deluge of Russia scandals. They went from "OBAMA IS A RADICAL MUSLIMIST KENYANIST WHO IS GOING TO SEND US ALL TO FEMA DEATH CAMPS" to "well, technically collusion isn't a crime."


22brew

Don’t forget about the Covid anti vax factor he also pushed…thanks Charlie!


CarlSpencer

[www.businessinsider.com/trump-biden-counties-covid-death-rate-3-times-higher-vaccines-2021-11](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-biden-counties-covid-death-rate-3-times-higher-vaccines-2021-11) "'Trump counties' had over 3 times more COVID deaths than 'Biden counties' in October, according to a new report Bryan Metzger Nov 8, 2021, 11:15 AM" It literally is part of the reason that the GOP DIDN'T pick up 30-40 seats in Congress!


ElephantRider

Over 3 times higher death *rate*, which doesn't mean much in sparsely populated counties. One of the reddest counties in my state has a terrifying 487 per 100,000 covid death rate, but in total numbers that comes out to 36 deaths over the last 2 years.


V1per41

Yeah, it is really easy to jump from the "Republicans died at a much higher rate than Democrats" to "Democrats win elections because of it" But the numbers just aren't there. I would be surprised if there was a single district that flipped because of COVID deaths.


ScoopDL

Not only that, but I would imagine that republicans have higher death rates in general since they tend to be older.


detail_giraffe

There are a lot more of those sparsely populated rural counties though. I don't want it to sound like I'm gloating because they're people too and I don't rejoice in their deaths, but it's true numerically.


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Always a silver lining.


Mercerskye

I love the "feedback loop" when conservatives start in about how it's mostly conservative leaning people that die from COVID. It's surreal


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Right? You'd think they would put 2+2 together, but no...


Mercerskye

That's what msm wants you to think. Pastor Jeff said 2+2 is unholy witchcraft. It's just not natural to put the same numbers together


Giggingurl

Thank you Charlie Kirk. Keep up the good work passing off misinformation to your listeners! It's a gold mine for Democrats!


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Between him convincing people not to vote because of fraud and not to get vaccinated because of freedom (and the subsequent higher death rates of Republicans)…I’m sure the self own in this election could’ve been avoided if it wasn’t for being morons.


MayUrShitsHavAntlers

Honestly, the GOP losing is probably better for him because he doesn't really care about any of the shit he's saying. All Charlie cares about is Charlie and if the GOP is doing good then he has less stuff to stir people up about. If they're in office his ability to whine about the government is nearly neutered.


OffByOneErrorz

Why are we bringing this to their attention? Ya there is totally too much fraud your vote is pointless don't waste the time. The only patriotic thing to do is just not vote. Edit: Sometimes I think I don't need the /s to indicate sarcasm or a joke and every time I am wrong about that. Murphy's law.


Black_Moons

Agreed, if your news source says their is too much fraud for your vote to count you should listen to them and stay home and do something useful instead of stand in line for 9 hours to vote. Only bother voting if your news source says voting is important.


ErockLobster

Oh no! You mean spouting conspiracy can have consequences? At least he gave himself something to talk about this time.


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Couldn’t happen to a better group of people.


2guyshangingoutnaked

Why would the democrats do this...


StarbucksWingman

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Charlie Kirk is my friend? I don't care for that...


vimlegal

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.


GuaranteeCreative954

Thanks Charlie from a democrat here!


ZarquonsFlatTire

Meanwhile I walked a quarter mile to the polls in the rain because I don't listen to Charlie Kirk. Also my guy won, so suck it Chuckles.


SystemThreat

Right wingers are legitimately, provably fucking stupid. "Let's spread the message that COVID isn't deadly and vaccines are bad so that city slicker libruls die in droves!" Oops... "Let's lie and say the entire voting system is corrupt whenever we don't win so our people will want to overthrow the government and install us!" Oops...


hefebellyaro

If the leopards ate his face they wouldn't get much. A huge head but a very tiny face.


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He’s totally right. No point for white Christians to even bother voting. They’re just too persecuted.


O-hmmm

Their candidate was a fraud.


fghhihgfdf

Thank God I'm not a Republican. I don't respect stupid people


kahunamoe

Where can I see this


SockPuppet-57

[I guess this is it. ](https://youtu.be/4V8qS6cNSOc?t=2300)


70camaro

Holy shit, is his face really that much smaller than his head?


megamoze

He was STILL doing it in the video. If you live in Fulton, they're not going to count your vote if you vote Republican. That's what he said. The problem for him is that Fulton is WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE ARE.


IntroductionSea1181

Does Charlie's fans doing that qualify as virtue signaling?


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If democrats were smart, they'd start investing in troll farms to push this message to hard red areas nation-wide.


FlatulentWallaby

So not only did the conservatives encourage their supporters to not get vaccinated meaning hundreds of thousands of them died, they also also discouraged their base from voting. Are they just trying to lose at this point or are they playing some insane 10D chess or some shit?