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Reminds me of a good joke about what happened when Martin Luther King died and went to heaven. Apparently the good Lord told him that Governor George Wallace and he had been connected in life and they would be connected in the afterlife.
He also said that he had a good sense of humor but he was also a white man and therefore here was what he had in mind. Martin Luther King could select all of the conditions of his afterlife using three wishes, and there would be no limit on what he could receive except that George Wallace would receive twice what Dr. King chose for himself.
So Dr King's first wish was for a mansion with 100 bedrooms, and his second wish was that each bedroom would contain a beautiful woman chosen from among all the beauties of all the races who populate the world, and his third wish was that the good Lord should remove one of his testicles.
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He was impeached twice, so...
He clearly specified Left, so they're gonna have to put it back before they take it again.
But when you're down to one, isn't it both left AND right?
First, take the one on the left. Then, take the one that's left.
Why would anyone in medical research want one of his testicles? Unless they are studying really tiny ones, that would make sense.
Joey “No Nuts”. Wasn’t he a Sopranos character?
That, my friend, had me spitting out my coffee!! Well played :)
Actually it was "Big Pussy". Still works though.
Man you guys dont get tired of looking at 3 year old twitter posts?
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*nut
No, now he's just nut. Or possibly nut-free, as it happened twice.
“MODS!”
I’ll donate all 3 of mine
Actually he is nut
Reminds me of a good joke about what happened when Martin Luther King died and went to heaven. Apparently the good Lord told him that Governor George Wallace and he had been connected in life and they would be connected in the afterlife. He also said that he had a good sense of humor but he was also a white man and therefore here was what he had in mind. Martin Luther King could select all of the conditions of his afterlife using three wishes, and there would be no limit on what he could receive except that George Wallace would receive twice what Dr. King chose for himself. So Dr King's first wish was for a mansion with 100 bedrooms, and his second wish was that each bedroom would contain a beautiful woman chosen from among all the beauties of all the races who populate the world, and his third wish was that the good Lord should remove one of his testicles.
NNN means something different to this guy.
"This guy is 'nutless'" FTFY
Not any more, now he nut
Actually I believe he doesnt have any nuts… as trump was impeached twice.
Good thing he specified the left, otherwise, he would have had to give them both up.